A/N: Hello every one it's Valerie back from hospital. Don't worry I just
have a few 3rd degree burns and some broken bones. My friend is in Hawaii
now so lets take this moment to gater all our thoughts... Ok lets thank my
new reviewers Jagan and Kohaku Hoshi. Now Kohaku Hoshi you wanted to be on
this story right. Well congrats you on this chapter! This chapter may be a
bit messed up because I was up all night for some reason. Well any way I
had to go to Kelly's house to say by. That was at 5:00am!! Any way on with
the chapter. Scince Kelly not here we won't have the little chat now.
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Hiei didn't know what to do and just pushed him out the door. He looked at the plan book and saw the name Kohaku Hoshi. There was a bunch of information under her name but didn't read it. Just then a girl walked in and sat down.
"Are you Kohaku Hoshi" Hiei said
"Yes" she said in a perky voice
"Oh great another Botan" Hiei whispered to his-self
"What?" Kohaku Hoshi said
"Um.. Why are you here?" Hiei said
"Not really sure. The teacher said something about a slit personality" She explained
"What" Hiei said puzzled
Just then Hiei was hit over the head with a bat.
"Who are you" Kohaku Hoshi yelled
"WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT NINGEN" Hiei yelled while rubbing the lump on his head
"Wanna pick on the students" Kohaku Hoshi said
"Sure" Hiei said forgeting the lump on his head. After all Hiei couldn't say no to that.
Kohaku Hoshi pulled out a tape.
"Check this out this tape" She said
Hiei put the tape in the VCR and watched. The tape had every techer in the school doing something wrong.
"What is this?" Hiei said
"Blackmail" she said
"I like the way you think" Hiei said
They walked out of the class room and saw a kid walk by.
"Whatch this" Hiei said opening his jagan eye
Hiei started to control the kid and made the boy walk into the girld bathroom. They haerd a bunch of girls scream and the boy ran out with a bunck of bruses on his face.
"Thats nothing watch this" Kohaku Hoshi said
She walked into the luch room and pulled out a bucket of some kind of food. She opened the office door slightly and put the bucket on top of the door. They stood behind a diffrent door so no one would see them. The principal opened the door and screamed out "KOHAKU HOSHI" They ran back into Hiei's office
"That was some thing" Hiei said
"Where am I" Kohaku Hoshi said
"What" Hiei said
"Who are you?" Kohaku Hoshi said confused
Hiei thought and remembered she had a split personality. "Oh great" Hiei thought to him-self. "Now I'm stuck with the Botan one"
"Um.. where am I?" Kohaku Hoshi said
"You were just getting back to class" Hiei said
"No I wasn't I was just out in the hall" Kohaku Hoshi said
"Uh.. Ok" Hiei said confused figuring her other half came back
"Ok our next target is Kuwabara" Kohaku Hoshi said
"Ok" Hiei said with a smile
They went to his class roomand saw him reading some kind of comic. Behing him was a tank filled with spiders and all kind of bugs.
"Damn if we could only get to that tank" Kohaku Hoshi said
"I have an idea" Hiei said and he opened his jagan eye once more. He levitated the tank and poured all the bugs on his head. (No one saw what happened because they were all doing some thing in there work books) Kuwabara jumped up and started scream and shake all the bugs off him.
Hiei couldn't help him-self and started to burdt out laughing. That was a first. The bell rang and sadly Kohaku Hoshi had to go back to class. Hiei walked back to his office to see another kid was there waiting for him.
"Wow" Hiei thought to him self "This is one messed up school. There are so many kid with problems."
It was a boy named John Arbulkle.
"Ok what your problem" Hiei said
"Um.. Well." Befor he could finish a loud bump came from the closet.
John walked over and opened it he saw the real shrink tied up.
"WHAT THE HELL IS HE DOING IN..''
"BANG" Hiei hit him and the shrink over the head so they were both out cold. He shoved both of them into the closet and sat in his chair. ~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~
A/N: Well I hope you liked it and sorry Kohaku Hoshi if you didn't want to play that joke on Kuwabara but I'm not to found of his and niether his Hiei
H: DAMN STRAIT V: Alright then bye H: Bye V: I'm so lonley
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Hiei didn't know what to do and just pushed him out the door. He looked at the plan book and saw the name Kohaku Hoshi. There was a bunch of information under her name but didn't read it. Just then a girl walked in and sat down.
"Are you Kohaku Hoshi" Hiei said
"Yes" she said in a perky voice
"Oh great another Botan" Hiei whispered to his-self
"What?" Kohaku Hoshi said
"Um.. Why are you here?" Hiei said
"Not really sure. The teacher said something about a slit personality" She explained
"What" Hiei said puzzled
Just then Hiei was hit over the head with a bat.
"Who are you" Kohaku Hoshi yelled
"WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT NINGEN" Hiei yelled while rubbing the lump on his head
"Wanna pick on the students" Kohaku Hoshi said
"Sure" Hiei said forgeting the lump on his head. After all Hiei couldn't say no to that.
Kohaku Hoshi pulled out a tape.
"Check this out this tape" She said
Hiei put the tape in the VCR and watched. The tape had every techer in the school doing something wrong.
"What is this?" Hiei said
"Blackmail" she said
"I like the way you think" Hiei said
They walked out of the class room and saw a kid walk by.
"Whatch this" Hiei said opening his jagan eye
Hiei started to control the kid and made the boy walk into the girld bathroom. They haerd a bunch of girls scream and the boy ran out with a bunck of bruses on his face.
"Thats nothing watch this" Kohaku Hoshi said
She walked into the luch room and pulled out a bucket of some kind of food. She opened the office door slightly and put the bucket on top of the door. They stood behind a diffrent door so no one would see them. The principal opened the door and screamed out "KOHAKU HOSHI" They ran back into Hiei's office
"That was some thing" Hiei said
"Where am I" Kohaku Hoshi said
"What" Hiei said
"Who are you?" Kohaku Hoshi said confused
Hiei thought and remembered she had a split personality. "Oh great" Hiei thought to him-self. "Now I'm stuck with the Botan one"
"Um.. where am I?" Kohaku Hoshi said
"You were just getting back to class" Hiei said
"No I wasn't I was just out in the hall" Kohaku Hoshi said
"Uh.. Ok" Hiei said confused figuring her other half came back
"Ok our next target is Kuwabara" Kohaku Hoshi said
"Ok" Hiei said with a smile
They went to his class roomand saw him reading some kind of comic. Behing him was a tank filled with spiders and all kind of bugs.
"Damn if we could only get to that tank" Kohaku Hoshi said
"I have an idea" Hiei said and he opened his jagan eye once more. He levitated the tank and poured all the bugs on his head. (No one saw what happened because they were all doing some thing in there work books) Kuwabara jumped up and started scream and shake all the bugs off him.
Hiei couldn't help him-self and started to burdt out laughing. That was a first. The bell rang and sadly Kohaku Hoshi had to go back to class. Hiei walked back to his office to see another kid was there waiting for him.
"Wow" Hiei thought to him self "This is one messed up school. There are so many kid with problems."
It was a boy named John Arbulkle.
"Ok what your problem" Hiei said
"Um.. Well." Befor he could finish a loud bump came from the closet.
John walked over and opened it he saw the real shrink tied up.
"WHAT THE HELL IS HE DOING IN..''
"BANG" Hiei hit him and the shrink over the head so they were both out cold. He shoved both of them into the closet and sat in his chair. ~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~
A/N: Well I hope you liked it and sorry Kohaku Hoshi if you didn't want to play that joke on Kuwabara but I'm not to found of his and niether his Hiei
H: DAMN STRAIT V: Alright then bye H: Bye V: I'm so lonley
