Disclaimer: Unfortunately I don't own anything in this story related to Artemis Fowl, all the characters, or the locations.all I own is the plot.

Chapter 2 - The Plan:

"I can't believe they fired us both!" Growled Root. He was pacing around his office, which now had boxes over the desk.
"Well, you said that if I was fired than you would quit." Reasoned Holly, "plus you knew that they never like me. They were just waiting for me to mess up so they could get rid of me."
"But they fired me too. Why?"
"Well I think that it would look bad for them if you quit, so they decided to fire you and make you look bad." As Holly said this, Root's face turned purple. Now that's the commander I know, thought Holly grimly to herself. "Well at least you weren't exiled to be living with and undercover as a mud man for 2 years." Holly complained.
Root was trying to stay away from that part of her punishment, but failed miserably. Julius knew that the worst punishment, and unfairly too; and here he was complaining about being fired. What was he going to do without his two best and only friends, Holly and Folly. Speaking of Folly, Julius wondered how the old horse was doing. Folly wasn't fired but he was on probation for 2 months. Julius knew that he would miss that fresh, mouthed donkey but couldn't admit to it. So when Folly came around to say bye, Julius just nodded and grunted. But Folly was smarter than Julius gave him credit for, and knew Julius for a long time. So he know not to take it personally.
Holly grabbed the gruff of Folly's shirt and dragged him aside and said "alright I know you know what and where I'm going when I leave. I just want you to not tell anyone. Understand?"
"I don't know what you are talking about Holly" replied Folly in a fake innocent voice.
"Yes you do, but anyway, I have a favor to ask of you. Could you send me some LEP Weapons and get me a helmet so I can talk to you if I need help?"
"Sure Holly, but remember I don't know what you are talking about." Folly replied with a devilish grin. He knew that the LEP would never fire him because they could never find anyone smart enough to fill his job, and probation isn't that bad.
"Alright Folly whatever you say."
Folly left Holly to ponder her thoughts. She was wondering what Fowl was up to right then.

A/N: You will find out what Fowl is up to in the next chapter and so will I because I haven't come up with it yet. I have a real bad writer's block, NOT GOOD!!! Ideas would help a great deal * hint, hint. Nudge, Nudge *. So R&R and thank you to everyone that reviewed: - becca (thank you for the advise. I fixed it right away.) - artylover108 - CaspianRaider Ashley I'm so, so glad that everyone liked my first chapter!!!