LOVE, PEACE & WOLRD DOMINATION // 09 - STONE COLD KNIVES

The Story So Far

Tenshi had blocked Dee's memory along time ago, killed Nero, tried to kill Knives in gunfire, repaired Akuma-body what had the lost secrets of Dee and almost blew Knives and Dee in the sky, but Dee and Knives made Tenshi face her end. Now Knives is fixing Tenshi's body to Dee and Dee is trying to find a way to stop her best friend from killing. But she in a hopeless situation until she gets her body back Vash and the girls are once again after them, but Vash truest in Dee and wishes that Dee could change Knives why? Oh well, let's go!

- Ship -

Dee:

Knives: Wake up jackass

Dee:

Knives: GET UP!

Dee: I don't wanna

Knives: It wasn't a request, it was a order!

Dee: shut up, jerk

Knives: Well, if the lady wanna know some bold man is burning the ship.

Dee: WHAT?

Knives: You heard me bold man, the guy you say is second past of Red Devil.

Dee: Bold man? Ship? Burning? ZACK?!

Knives: So many worthless questions, so little time are you coming or not?

Dee: Um my *blushes* clothes?

Knives: You could make a bluff scene by running around naked and I could escape and get good laughs. ;-)

Dee: :-/ I, seriously, hate, you, Knife. GIVE ME MY CLOTHES! XO

Knives: They are next to you. ¬_¬ Hurry up, all ready.

Dee: You are a freak.

Knives: From you that sounds like a polite.

Dee: Well, whatever ahem, are you going to watch me all day or are you going to turn around? :-o

Knives: like I would like to see your ugly body what I have been fixing couple days all ready! *turns around*

Dee: *blush, blush* Um - thank you

Knives: What re you mumbling?

Dee: I said, Thank You, Knife .

Knives: ô_o Well, don't start softing now, because I don't need no one softhead like Vash in my side!

Dee: ¬_¬ You are the soft one here, broomhead.

Dee and Knives ran out of the ship with loaded guns in their hands.

Dee: This is what Little Devil does the best! Pay attention, Knivesu-babe!

Knives: Then I will leave this garbage for you

Dee: Whatever!

o-o-o-o-o

- Somewhere Desert Again -

Vash: I hope they are all right

Milly: I am sure they are all right, Mr. Vash.

Meryl: I wouldn't be so sure. First Knives runs away, then Dee follows him and now the whole Red Devil is on the lose. -_-;; Can things will be going even worth?

Milly: Look a smoke! Over there!

Meryl: NO! NO! NO! WHY?! *tears her hair off*

Vash: Gees chill out Meryl, it just smoke and it's coming from The same direction where, where, Dee and Tenshi lives! The ship!!

Vash turns the car to left and speed up.

Meryl: VASH! ARE YOU TRYING TO GET ME KILLED?

Milly: SEMPAI! *holds Meryl tight*

Vash: I am 100 % sure that Dee and Knives is there!

Meryl: Well, lucky you! BUT YOU WILL SOON GET US ALL KILL WITH YOUR HORRIBLE DRIVING SKILL! I can't believe they gave you a driver licenses!

Vash: What's that??

Meryl O_o;; You, you, don't have, diver licenses??

Vash: No! Should I?

Meryl: ;_; I am too young to die

o-o-o-o-o

Dee: That was refreshing! ^_^ Right, Zack?

Zack: M-m-on-nst-er!

Dee: ¬_¬ Why can't you all ready die, Zack? I wanna you to suffer like I have suffer over 2000 years. I don't even remember how old I am anymore.

Knives: 2758!

Dee: Huh? O.o

Knives: You are 2758 years old!

Dee: Was it that much? Hey, how do you know that?

Knives: Well, like it or not, I have became your official repairman I know bit everything about you

Dee: You are a big liar!

Knives: I know EVERYTHING!

Dee: o.o;; Everything?

Knives: E-V-E-R-Y-T-H-I-N-G! ;-)

Dee: o.o I wanna die

Knives: Stop making those stupid faces and let's go. I wanna test my Angel Arm.

Dee: What? But the gun -

Knives: I made a new one! Stop been stupid, because I know you are not that kind of robot!

Zack: R-r-o-bb-ot.. ? +_+

Dee: Woo-hoo! He's dead! D

Knives: ¬_¬ Yippee let's go!

Dee: I hate you. :-o

Knives: Me too! :-O

Dee jumped in the car and Knives drove away.

o-o-o-o-o

- Faraway From The Ship, Somewhere In The Desert -

Dee smiled bit and let her mind fly with the wind. She was trying to focus on her new body, what felt different than her old one.

Knives: Thinking?

Dee: ? Huh ?

Knives: What are you thinking?

Dee: None of your business, Knivesu-babe ¬_¬

Knives: I don't like when you are not talking or yelling

Dee: ^ ^

Knives: STOP SMILING! It's making me nerves!

Dee: I smile if I wanna, goddämet!

Knives: Idiot!

Dee: -_- No, not again I won't start fighting with you, not now or later.. it's so childish

Knives: o.o Well um you started it when you got me as hostage!

Dee: You where the one yelling me and seeking from real trouble! If you would have look where you were going -

Knives: If miss busy outlaw wouldn't run like a headless chicken -

Dee: WHO ARE YOU CALLING A HEALESS CHICKEN?

Knives: YOU!

Dee: You insane bastard! JERK! JERK! JERK!

Knives: ;-) Who is the childish one now?

Dee: o.o ?? got.. me

Knives: Jackpot! :-D

A/N: Don't mess with insane bastards if you don't wanna get humiliated. n_n

o-o-o-o-o

Vash jumped out of the car to find someone who was alive Dark shadow landed on Vash's face Meryl and Milly couldn't look the horrible slaughter scene.

Vash: *sniff*

Voice: bot

Vash: He's alive!

Vash ran to help the man who was full of bullet holes and there was blood everywhere. Vash helped the man, who only repeated robot time after time. Vash realized it was Zack Red.

Zack: R o b o t

Vash: Don't speak

Zack: ro +_+

Vash: o.o

Meryl: Oh no!

Vash: O.O

Milly: Mr. Vash?

Vash: :,( dead everyone dead

Meryl: Oh Vash

o-o-o-o-o

Dee: Why we are up here?

Knives: Relax, you will get a free show tonight.

Dee: Wow. Yippee ¬_¬where's the drinks?

Knives: -_-;; I haven't still figure it out why I am hanging with you.

Dee: Well, I have.

Knives: O_ô ? You have?

Dee: Sure. Hey, I am intelligent robot with own will.

Knives: Intelligent? I'm not so sure about that ¬_¬

Dee: Never mind, just show me what you wanted to show so badly

Knives: My pleasure. :-D

Dee: God, I hate that smirk! -_-

Knives: Look carefully this is how I will wipe out the humans!

Dee: Enough small talk. Action please. I am bored

Knives: SHUT UP ALL READY!

Dee: Yeah, yeah whatever I wish I could have at least one cigarette

Knives: You selfish bitch! I had enough of you!

Dee: Ooh, you got mad

Knives: Now you are begging it!!

Knives pointed a gun at Dee. It was the gun what Dee had bought o him, and Knives had bit fixed it. He started to metaphors his Angel Arm.

Dee: Feathers O.O W-W-W-HAT IS THAT, K-K-NIVE-SS?!!

Knives: Bwhuhhaahaaahaaa!! You can go with the human scum!! You have been nothing use to me!!

Dee: KNIVES! O.O

Knives: DIE!

The light took over the whole hill and Dee got under it. Dee's screaming filled up the air.

Knives laughed like a madman, but suddenly the ground under his feet started shaking and he was falling. His Angel Arm got off and he was falling off the cliff

Everything happened so fast

Knives realized soon that he wasn't falling anymore. He look up and was surprised to see Dee holding tightly his hand. She was all right

Dee: You are a madman, Knives.

Knives: o.o

Dee: So that was Angel Arm, huh? Pretty neat *lifts Knives up*

Knives: You are alive ? But how?

Dee: Well that's is a think what I don't know I think if you could have your Long Colt you would have destroy, but I think the new gun is not ready yet ^.^

Knives: o_O

Dee: You are bleeding. Don't move too much

Knives touched his head and looked his bloody hand. He couldn't understand what happened.

Dee: You look surprised, Knives.

Knives: Why, why did you save me?

Dee: Remember the ship you ahs installed ^.^

Knives: It's have been gone since the your old body burned

Dee: WHAT?

Knives: You saved me because of you own will you are starting to scare me honestly...

Dee: you are talking nonsense here drink some water to clear your mind ^.^

Knives: ¬_¬ What are you smiling?

Dee: I am happy that you are alive it all what matters to me now

Knives: Huh? What are you talking about? When you started to care about me?

Dee: Well, some while ago. ^.^ You are not always a completely idiot

Knives: Now you are freaking me out! O.o

Dee: Sorry

Knives: Wait a minute I think I know what you are thinking

Dee: *blush* You know? O.o

Knives: ;-D I know everything

Dee: Um well

Knives: .

Dee: What?

Knives: Nothing

Suddenly Knives kissed surprised Dee and laughed after that.

Dee: 0.0 *BIG BLUSH* Why did you do that?? .

Knives: Just to make you play with you you seriously need repairing

Dee: o.o

Knives: I hate you. . This is all your fault.

Dee: What? You first kiss me and spoke nothing happened YOU ARE SO MEAN!

Knives: Ah, polities good to hear them once in while ^.^

Dee: ;_;

o-o-o-o-o

Vash: I'm sure! It was it!

Meryl: Are you 100% sure, Vash?

Vash: I 2000 % sure! It was light of Angel Arm! Hurry!

Meryl. 'k.

Milly: Sempai! Mr. Vash! Wait for me!

When the 3 friends got on the top of the hill, where they had saw the Angle Arm activated, they saw only Dee sitting on front of fire under the red sky.

Vash: Dee?

Dee: Oh, hello Vash ^.^ I'm glad you came

Meryl: What happened? Where's Knives?

Dee: He's not feeling feel. He's in the car Knives?

Knives: shut up I hat you all

Dee: See ^_^ do you have food? We are starving.

Meryl: How can you talk like nothing have happened?! You killed a whole gang and Knives almost killed a whole town!! How dare you smile to us like you were friends of us?!!

Dee:

Vash: Meryl

Meryl: WHAT?

Milly: Sempai maybe she is really misunderstood like Vash is

Vash: Knives

Knives: Go way, Vash

Vash: Is something wrong, Knives?

Dee: Well, we have gave up our world domination plans and Knives is shocked

Knives: I am pissed off! Can't you be quiet! I have a terrible headache. And I am not shocked!

Dee: -_-

Vash: o_O ???

Milly: ^_^

Meryl: ¬_¬

Knives: You need seriously repairing, Dee!

Dee: Shut up, I hate you!

Knives: I like you when you hate me stay that way.

Dee: XO Die and burn in Hell Mr. Millions Knives!!

Vash + Meryl: O.o ??? What has happen???

Milly: I just love happy endings. n_n

A/N: Well, that's it folks end of my stupid trilogy I'm hungry, I'm bored need yaoi I will start writing a new trilogy someday JA NE!