"Love for Long Teeth"

Written by KingoftheJungle1993

Original Episode by Mitchell Schauer and Keith Kaczorek

Welcome to the Wayouttatown Forest, a lively forest in the vast regions of Oregon. A place where all kinds of creatures as far as the eye can see roam freely amongst the trees and bushes located miles from civilization's manmade domain. Before we start this story, let's go back in time for a bit to get some context. Shall we?

On July 21, 1996, a young adult beaver named Norbert Beaver had met his new love interest named Treeflower, who he spent the entire day with doing very romantic things like eating stuffed jalapenos together, watching fireworks, and singing romantic songs about each other. Norbert and Treeflower got to know each other throughout the day and found out that they like the same stuff and have a lot in common. Throughout most of most of the day, Norbert performed music with Treeflower and her band The Friendly Chartreuse Bubblegum Machine, along with Norbert's younger brother by four minutes named Daggett. After many long hours of performing music for the very large crowd that came to the concert which was located in the pond where Norbert and Daggett's dam resides, Norbert and Treeflower finished performing as the event was coming to a close. The two beavers decided that for the rest of the night they would do what Norbert and Daggett love doing every night, which is eating stuffed jalapenos from a jar and watching crummy B-horror movies starring his favorite actor Oxnard Montalvo and that Treeflower would spend the night at his dam. The following morning, Treeflower got up bright and early to go back with her band and gives Norbert one last kiss on the cheek and a flower to leave for him before she leaves. Right before she leaves she goes into the kitchen, grabs a piece of paper, and starts writing a note to Norbert and sticks it on his window. Later that morning, Daggett wakes Norbert up as they both find out that Treeflower and her band left. Norbert reads the note and becomes lovestruck, while Daggett thinks she dumped him as the two brothers get into an argument about it.

Over the course of the next month, Norbert and Daggett have had many adventures ever since Treeflower left. Meanwhile, Treeflower and her band went on to make more music, go on more tours, and travel more of the world. She still thought about Norbert and the amazing day they both had together, and the very passionate night that followed, and she missed him very much. However, she and Norbert decided that they would be in a long distance relationship until Treeflower was able to finally come back to see him again.

On August 16, 1996, Treeflower had decided that she would build a dam and move into the forest so that she could see her beloved boyfriend in person again and wrote him another letter that said the following:

"Dear Norby. It's me, Treeflower. I've missed you so much, so I decided that I should come visit you to see how you and your brother have been doing. Not a day has gone by since I left that I haven't thought about you and your amazing personality. You really are the best beaver I've ever met and I really want to see you again. Love, Treeflower XOXO" with hearts drawn near her name and a kiss mark on the corner of the letter from her.

The current date is now the night of September 15, 1996, around three weeks after Treeflower and Norbert were finally reunited. Norbert was watching "The Killer Shark" on the couch by himself while Daggett was already asleep upstairs, clearly not wanting to deal with another ordeal like that again. As Norbert was watching the movie, his mind couldn't help but doze off and think about him and Treeflower spending romantic time together in Hawaii like the loving couple they are. His heart throbs at the thought of this, and he decides that he would give Treeflower a call on the moose shaped telephone that Daggett owns. He goes into the kitchen, grabs it off the table, sets it back down on the couch and dials her number.

"Hi, Norby!"

"Hi, Treeflower." Norbert says with a bit of shakiness in his voice but still keeping his smile, knowing he has nothing to worry about. He continues the conversation with "H-how are you doing?"

"Oh I'm doing fantastic, Norby! I'm just sitting here styling my hair beautifully, since I know you love it." Treeflower says while giggling softly. She secretly makes it her desire to make Norbert happy in any and every way she can, because she knows that he already does the exact same thing for her. Whether it be doing small acts of kindness such as complimenting her, or big things such as performing with Norbert along with her band just like they did the day they first met.

"That's good. I'm just sitting here watching horror movies and enjoying myself." Norbert says, a little bit more calmed down while sinking himself further into the couch in relaxation. "I was just gonna tell you that your hair always looks beautiful."

"Oh, Norby…" the lady beaver giggles some more while blushing. "You know, you have very nice hair too…I would love to play with it some time." she continues while twirling her's with her finger slowly.

"So how's the whole moving situation been going for you?"

"Oh I've actually already gotten all my stuff moved into my dam now, so now it's nice and furnished. You know you should really see my bedroom because I think you'll love how beautiful it looks." Treeflower tells Norbert sweetly and lovingly.

"Tell you what...Why don't you and I hang out at some point tomorrow? It's a date." Norbert consoles while blushing and resting his head on the couch arm.

Treeflower blushes and gets very happy and says, "Oh I'd love to! See you tomorrow, my handsome stud muffin." while she kisses the phone, trying to kiss him as if he was really there before hanging up.

Norbert hangs up soon after and places the phone back into the kitchen before going back on the couch and smiling to himself and he melts into the couch more.

Over the next hour, Norbert starts to get more and more sleepy as his eyelids become more and more heavy until finally, he succumbs to the tiredness and falls asleep right on the couch. His mind is in a relaxed state of sleepiness and mellowness, knowing that he has nothing to worry about and that his goddess Treeflower would be right there to bless his sleepy thoughts all throughout the night. Just then, as Norbert is knocked out cold, his front incisors start growing longer slowly. It seems as if the beaver must've forgotten the most important beaver rule, being to always chew. However, Norb doesn't know that just yet since he's out like a light.

It is now the following morning, September 16, 1996. Norbert finally wakes up after a nice and relaxing sleep, having had many romantic dreams about him and Treeflower but now has finally been woken up by the sound of a telethon playing on the television.

"Mmmmm, that was an amazing sleep." Norbert yawns as he stretches his arms to wake himself up more.

Daggett wakes up himself and notices his brother's teeth have grown. It's at this moment that Norbert finally notices his long teeth and, unlike his brother, he's quite impressed with it. Norbert tells Daggett that he forgot to chew, and Daggett reminds him of what happens when he grows his teeth too long. However, his brother does not care and instead takes a swim, causing Daggett to swim after him with a power sander to shred his teeth down, but instead gets tangled in lots of seaweed because of it. Daggett once again reminds his brother of the mistake he's making, but Norb still doesn't care. Dag's second attempt at this is to pretend to be a German dentist and tries using a laser to incinerate his teeth, but this backfires when Norb blocks the laser with a mirror and causes the sign of his stand to crash down on him. Norb finally decides to promise his brother to wear his teeth down, but on their way they get recognition from the forest from the other animals, causing Norbert to go back on his promise and betray Daggett.

The scene fades to later on in the day, where Daggett is sitting in a secluded area of the forest sitting on a log and eating another log in the same way one would eat corn on the cob. He sits lonely by himself, still angry at his brother while some ducks are flying above him.

"Fine! Don't chew!" Daggett grumbles while eating the log still, some of the log pieces flying out of his mouth while he talks. "Just don't come crying to me when your teeth are growing out of your nose…MAN!" he fumes before going back to chewing on the log. He chews on it so fast, he sounds like a jackhammer on concrete as he continues for a few seconds before hearing a voice from the distance say something, causing him to stop and look the other way.

"Hey Norby! Check out my teeth!"

It turns out the voice was a Squirrel, who was one of the first three forest animals to notice and praise Norbert's teeth. The other two were Big Rabbitt, a large rabbit with a jersey accent that Norbert and Daggett are friends with, and a Muskrat. The Squirrel now has his teeth long as well, and he shows them to Norbert, who snaps his fingers in approval. Soon after, all of the forest animals that are surrounding Norb snap their fingers as well while Daggett peeks from behind a rock. Dag is completely frozen in place and shocked at all of the attention his brother is getting, as the log on the cob that is stuck on his teeth then falls off with a thud noise.

Meanwhile Treeflower was walking through the forest, prettying her hairdo up for Norbert and putting in her brand new flower earrings she got, trying to look as beautiful as she can for her boyfriend. As she's walking, she stops in her tracks as she notices Norbert standing on a rock with his long teeth, catching her attention and making her feel a certain type of way.

Treeflower rubs her chest gently up and down with her finger. "Norby's teeth are long. Oh how I love that."

Norbert takes notice of this and decides to strike a manly pose for her while winking at her, causing her to blush and giggle giddily before walking over to him.

"Your teeth look so dangerous…" she says as her eyes are fixated on his long teeth, with Norbert noticing and giving her a very smug look. Treeflower starts to give him a seductive look and sweetly asks, "Can I rub them?"

Norbert, being the good boyfriend that he is to her, proclaims, "Knock yourself out, babe. I insist." thus making Treeflower instantly happy and start giggling again.

Treeflower then gets closer to his teeth and begins rubbing them gently with one hand on his teeth and the other on her chest. "Ooohh…Norby," she sighs lovingly as she is now aroused because of him, her eyes clearly showing this. "You're so cool" she tells him while swooning for him before cuddling close to him and continuing with, "You're giving me chills." while giggling again.

"So you like me with long teeth, don't you sweetie?" Norbert asks her while wrapping his arm around her body, making his girlfriend even more relaxed than she already is by being wrapped in his loving arms.

"Oh yes I do…I think they're very cute." Treeflower empathized with him while rubbing his soft hairy chest up and down gently, making him feel relaxed now.

"Hey, Treeflower? Do you wanna start our date now? We can head over to your dam together and watch some Monster Movie Monday tonight? I hear they're supposed to be airing The Crawling Spleen 2."

"I thought you'd never ask…Absolutely, Norby."

Norbert then reaches his arm out for her to take, making her giggle and take it as they head off to start their romantic day together with the forest animals cheering for Norbert as they leave.

Meanwhile, Daggett watches every second of this, completely frothing with bitterness, hatred, and pure anger. He is completely and utterly jealous at how much attention and popularity Norbert is getting. He spits the log out and throws it aside.

"If he can be Mr. Cool…SO CAN I!"

Over the course of the rest of the day, Daggett tries various artificial methods to make his teeth longer. One of the methods included pouring plant food on his teeth, which did not work at all and only made lots of trees and plants sprout all over his face and burst through the roof of the dam. Another method was tying his teeth to multiple horses and firing off a ping pong ball gun to make them run and stretch his teeth out, but this also didn't work and resulted in the rope snapping and making Daggett tumble into the bathroom and fall in the toilet.

It is now nighttime at Treeflower's dam, 8:16 PM to be exact. Norbert and Treeflower are snuggled up on the couch together watching The Crawling Spleen 2, with Treeflower resting her shoulder on her boyfriend's head and Norbert wrapping his arm around his girlfriend's body.

"Oh, Norby…I love spending time with you like this." Treeflower says while twirling his hair around with her finger.

"I couldn't agree more, sweetheart. You wanna rub my teeth again?"

"I would love to…"

Treeflower then starts rubbing Norbert's teeth again, thus feeling relaxed again and snuggles closer to him, stealing his warmth while she giggles.

"You're the most perfect man I've ever met, Norbert Beaver…"

"And you're the most perfect woman I've ever met, Treeflower"

Treeflower starts blushing and leans in to kiss Norbert on the lips. Norbert goes along with this and starts kissing her back. Their tongues swirl around each other and dance around with each other as they quietly moan under their breaths. They continue for a few minutes until Treeflower gets an idea.

"Hey Norby…Wanna continue upstairs in my bedroom?" she asks in a soft and seductive tone.

"Of course I would." Norbert replies lovingly to her.

Treeflower then takes Norbert's hand as they head upstairs to her bedroom. When they finally go upstairs, Norbert is surprised to find how absolutely nice her bedroom looks. The door is a bead string door, there's lava lamps on the shelf, a stereo with hippie music discs right next to it on the nightstand, and her bed is a grunge bed with hippie decorations all around it. Norbert sees all of this and becomes impressed with how beautiful and viby it is.

"Oh my! Did you do all of this yourself, this looks amazing!"

Treeflower blushes and replies, "Why thank you, Norby. Yes, I did do all of this myself…but the problem is it gets a little lonely here sometimes when it's just me." She looks at Norbert and gives him another seductive look while she talks.

"If only I could share it with a big, strong, manly, beaver who's name begins with the letter N…" she giggles cutely.

"Oh well…you don't have to feel alone here anymore, sweetheart."

After that, Norbert lays down on her very comfy bed and gives Treeflower another seductive look right back at her while rubbing his chest. Treeflower flutters her eyelashes slowly and lovingly. She gets on top of Norbert and starts kissing him again as they share a blissful moment under the covers together. Norbert licks Treeflower's nose and kisses it, making her giggle softly.

"Norby…I'm really glad that I get to see you again."

"I'm really glad too, Tree…"

"All that time that I was separated from you was a really difficult time for me. I really missed how soft your hair was, how beautiful your eyes looked, how soothing your voice is, and especially how much you make me smile…you really are my everything…"

Norbert was completely touched by these words, as no woman had ever said such things about him. Not even the occasional crushes he had back in his school days. He must've done something very good in a past life of his to deserve her.

"I couldn't agree more…when I had all my adventures with Daggett over the last few months, all I thought about was you. I fulfilled my lifelong dream of becoming a Lippizaner Stallion because I knew it's what you would've wanted for me and that if I gave up you would think I'm just like all the other spoots that give up. And when I was stranded on that island because I had stinky toe, the one thing that was on my mind was not getting to see you again and that you would be devastated if I was gone…"

Treeflower was impacted by these words, as she realizes that Norbert has had some deep rooted insecurities deep inside him from all the hardships he's experienced in his sixteen years of life.

"Oh Norby…I would never be disappointed in you. You are capable of very amazing things and I know that if you ever feel like you're not good enough, then just remember that I will be here to support you and help you get back up on your feet to help you be successful…I really do care about you and I want you to feel like you matter. Because you do…"

Norbert smiles at her words and hugs her very tightly under the covers, his long teeth wrapping around her back and making her feel safe and protected by him.

"I care about you so much, sweetie…you make me feel so appreciated in ways that I have never felt before I met you. All these years I felt like I wasn't good enough to be anything, and all my life my parents respected my brother more than they respected me…and it doesn't help that my dad always embarrassed me and made me feel like a loser everytime I couldn't do something right…"

"Oh my…I'm so sorry to hear that happened to you…did you even tell anyone you were feeling that way?" Treeflower asks, concerned for her boyfriend's mental health.

"No…there was nobody for me to talk to so I just had to bottle up my emotions for so many years."

"Oh Norby, that's not good for your mental health…you need to tell someone how you're feeling…I'll always be here for you to talk to in case you're feeling stressed or anxious or just having a bad day in general." Treeflower tells him as he strokes his hair to get him to calm down, which it does a little bit.

"Thanks Treeflower…you really do make me feel safe and loved…"

"You're welcome Norby…"

"You know…I think I might keep these long teeth just for you…"

"I would love that…just make sure you don't grow them too long…you know what will happen if you do."

"Yes I know…"

"Okay…I'm just looking out for my boyfriend that's all…" Treeflower smiles before giggling softly. She then starts to yawn since all their cuddling is making her sleepy. "I'm getting tired…we should probably get some sleep."

"Yeah you're right…I am getting kinda tired myself."

"Goodnight, Norby…"

"Goodnight, Treeflower…I love you."

"I love you too, Norby…"

Norbert and Treeflower then share one last kiss on the lips together before they drift off to sleep together all cozied up and nestled in each other's warmth, both very grateful for each other's presence.

The following morning September 17, 1996, Norbert wakes up early and sees that it's 6:28 AM and sees the sun rising over the mountains and pine trees that surround the forest. He gets up from Treeflower's bed and straightens his hair up, not wanting to leave her dam with a case of bed-head. His girlfriend feels that she is not in Norbert's arms anymore and flutters her eyelashes open.

"Mmmmm, good morning Norby…"

"Good morning, Treeflower…"

"What're you doing?"

"Well I'm pretty sure that Daggett's wondering where I've been so I should probably head back home before he starts questioning me."

"Okay…" Treeflower yawns before she gets out of bed and gives him a farewell hug and kissing his cheek multiple times, making Norbert blush softly.

"Goodbye, Norby…hopefully we'll see each other again soon…" Treeflower says before looking at his overgrown incisors again. "And hopefully I get to see you again too, my little lovelies…" She says in a cute and affectionate tone before giving them a single kiss and leaving a lipstick mark on them.

"Bye, Treeflower…I love you…"

"I love you too, Norby…"

Norbert then gives one last kiss to Treeflower on the lips before he leaves her dam, having a very memorable night with her and leaving a much happier beaver. As Norbert walks home, he thinks to himself about how perfect his girlfriend is and how lucky he is to be with her. After a few minutes of walking, Norbert finally arrives back home to him and his brother's dam and goes back inside his humble abode.

The End.