Ten years have passed, and we are now in Green Hills, Montana. The Simpsons were in their car driving to their home. Bart making faces at Lisa.
"Bart," Lisa shouted. "Quit it." She demanded.
"It's a nervous twitch, Lis'," Bart responded as he continued to make faces.
"Hey, stop it, Bart. Quit it, quit it, quit it, quit it, quit it, quit it, quit it, quit it, quit it, quit it, quit it."
Stacy sighed at her younger brother's usual antics. "Bart, leave Lisa alone."
"Ok, geez, sorry for entertaining Senorita Stupid." He retorted.
Lisa her shoe at Bart. "OW! What the fuck, Lis'."
"Bart, no swearing." Marge scolded him. Did any of them not see that Lisa threw her shoe at him?
He just grunted at his family, there was no use justifying. Out of all of them, he was the black sheep. His family is more focused on Lisa due to her intelligence, he could've had brothers but he was punished with stupid sisters.
He looked out of the window and saw a blue blur zipped by which made him wide-eyed. He and the rest of his family did not notice a blue hedgehog looking through the car window. Another blue blur zipped by, this time it was faster than before. The blue hedgehog from before looked through the car window and was unwitnessed yet again.
Suddenly, the car ran out of gas.
"Maaaaaarge," Homer whined. "Can you fill it up this time?" He begged.
Marge sighed at Homer's childish behavior.
When everyone went out of the car to fill it with gas, Bart saw a blue quill hidden in the grass. He lifted it up. "A blue creature was here." He commented to himself.
"Kids, time to go," Marge called them.
Bart decided to bring the blue quill with him. But just as the Simpsons drove off, a turtle was crossing the street it almost got hit by a car when the same blue blur from before suddenly dashed in and grabbed it before it can reach its demise. A blue creature is revealed and is currently holding the turtle.
"Whoa there, buddy," A blue hedgehog is known as Sonic spoke to the turtle. "You almost got yourself killed out there. What are you, some kind of adrenaline junkie."
The turtle turned slowly to face Sonic.
"Must be tough being slow all the time," The hedgehog comforted. "Tell you what. Today is your lucky day."
Sonic was speeding on the road while holding the turtle. "Whoo-hoo-hoo-hoo! Have you ever felt so alive?" He asked the turtle before holding it in his hand. "This is great. You're doing amazing." He complimented before dropping the turtle. "Oh geez!" He dashed back and continues with his speed run. "Good recovery." He tributed as he rubbed the turtle's shell. "Whoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo!"
After Sonic finished his run, he dropped the turtle on the ground in the forest. "Let's keep this our little secret, okay?" He asked. "You never saw me. I was never here." Sonic said before speeding down to his cave, he starts to entertain himself by playing with it.
"So what were you expecting?" The narrator Sonic asked the audience. "A dirty little hedgehog eating berries and struggling to survive. Think again because I am living my best life on earth."
Sonic continues to entertain himself. "I have a library, a home gym, and a state-of-the-art security system."
As Sonic was playing ping-pong he dropped his rings. "Oh no." Sonic gathers all of his rings in his bag.
The narrator Sonic informs, "And if I'm ever discovered, I'll follow Longclaw's instructions and use my rings to escape to a new planet."
Sonic got out his map. "A nice safe little world filled only with mushrooms."
Sonic opened a portal. "Gross, smelly, mushrooms."
"I hate mushrooms," Sonic uttered to himself.
Sonic goes to a mountain for a high view of Green Hills. "But let's not worry about all that. This is Green Hills. The greatest place on earth."
Sonic dashes through the town. "These are my people and dare I say, I am their lovable space creature. So what if they don't know I exist?"
Bart is viewed skateboarding through Green Hills. "My favorite person is Bartholomew Jojo Simpson, he was basically the devil in the blue shorts."
Bart arrives at his house. "Bart lives with three sisters. I know pretty unlucky."
"Mom! Bart ate all of my cookies." Lisa snitched.
"Bart, go to your room! You're grounded for two months." Marge scolded him.
"Make that three months since he ate my cookies."
Bart grunted darkly before going upstairs. "His parents give more attention to Lisa rather than him, he wished he could've ended up with at least one brother but he was punished with sisters from his perspective."
Crazy Carl is seen in a cafeteria. "There is one person who's actually on to me. He calls me the blue devil."
"I almost caught him last night."
Crazy Carl was searching for Sonic. "Say hello to Crazy Carl."
Sonic pranks Carl with his bear traps. "We have fun together."
Carl gets caught in a trap. "I know you're out there! And I know your real!"
"No, I'm not!"
At the Simpson's house, the family was watching a movie. "Movie night is my favorite."
"Please, please, please, please, please," Sonic begged with his fingers crossed.
To his joy, the movie was named Speed. "Yes! Keanu! You are a national treasure!"
Sonic resembles the characters from the movie. "Pop quiz, hotshot!" Sonic challenged dramatically before kissing his hand. "It's a classic line."
"Basically, we're like family. Even though we haven't met yet." The narrator Sonic explained as the real Sonic began forming a sad smile.
Sonic resembles a psychologist. "You don't zink your prolonged isolation is making you a bit crazy perhaps?"
As a patient, he replies, "Crazy? Me? No way, doc. You got me all wrong."
"And despite all these so-called friends of yours, deep down..." Sonic took off his glasses and sadly finishes. "You're still rather lonely?"
Back in the house, Sonic leaves it saddened. "Perhaps afraid you'll be alone forever?"
In Lisa's bedroom, Stacy, Bart, Lisa, and Maggie were playing fashion show game.
Lisa spoke in an English announcer's accent. "And now making his debut on the catwalk, Bartholomew."
Bart walks out of Lisa's closet.
"Belt is by Twizzler, vest courtesy of Nelson, tights are by Hello Kitty-"
"Hello, Kitty?" Bart whined. "I thought these were Spider-Man heads. Ew ew ew."
Lisa chuckles.
"Ooh!" Bart moaned. "Stupid shoes over tights! Why did I want to play with a couple of lame-o girls?"
"Because you envy us," Lisa answered. "Stacy, Maggie, and I share the deepest bond there is: Sisterhood."
The sisters put their hands around them. "We'll be closer than best friends for the rest of our lives," Stacy informed him.
"But you'll never know what that's like because you will never have a brother," Lisa remarked.
Out of frustration, Bart gave Lisa a sharp punch in the nose, thinking of a way to get even.
"OWWWW!" Lisa cried.
"Bart!" Stacy screamed. "How could you do this?"
"She remarked about me being the only remaining brother," Bart responded angrily. "What was I supposed to do?"
"Go to your room, and don't you think I'm not reporting this to Mom and Dad." She demanded.
"FINE!" Bart screamed before slamming the door behind him surprising the three Simpson women.
Bart ran to his room. "That BITCH," Bart barked. "Irritating me with that fucking remark. If only I just had... just one brother... Is that not too much to ask?" He asked himself as he began crying.
The next night, Sonic entered the baseball court that was used for Bart's baseball game he saw last afternoon. He. liked it so much, he wanted to experience doing it himself.
As he finishes his "game", he chants, "Yes! Yes, yes, yes, yes! I did it! Did you see that? I did it! I did it!"
But Sonic realizes that nobody attended his game. It disheartened him deeply.
"I really am alone... All alone. Forever."
The blue hedgehog puts off his baseball cap and with a mix of blue and red emotions, Sonic zips across the field several times. Each time he could feel the baseball panel crushing. He didn't want to attempt this but felt like he was forced to. When he was about to conclude his dash, he emits an electromagnetic pulse that turns off all the energy across the entire planet erupting into a giant blue explosion, which even hit the satellite.
"I'm sure no one noticed that giant blue explosion," He assured himself sheepishly. "Right?" He ran off.
Stacy ran into the house, "Did you guys see that giant blue explosion?"
Bart gasped and then went back upstairs into his room. He then observed the blue quill he collected two days ago, now he definitely knew that a blue creature caused this explosion.
