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Last dance chapter 12 - Stoners
Hermione rolled around for the rest of the day enjoying her light feeling and the freedom of the skates. She left the great hall after dinner and went down to the dungeons to meet with Snape. As she rolled down the steps she came face to face with one Draco Malfoy who decided to stop her by her breasts. So Hermione stood with her hands on her hips looking angrily at Malfoy who was smirking while holding her breasts, the worst part was she would fall if he let go because of the angle at which he had stopped her.
"Do you think you could shift your hands somewhere else please?"
"No, I like it like this." He looked down at his hands and gave an experimental squeeze.
"Malfoy!" Draco moved his hands at the sound of Snapes voice and Hermione, arms wind-milling, hit the floor. She rolled over and looked at him
"Oh, I'm going to get you for that." She said through clenched teeth. He bent over to her so she could here.
"It was pay back for the snakes." He smacked her forehead and walked away. She laid in the floor at the bottom of the ramp and flicked her wand making them stairs again. She didn't have the motivation to move again and waited for Snape to come to her.
"You are much to fond of laying in the dungeon floors. They are not very clean." She tilted her head back slightly and looked at Snape and sighed knowing he wouldn't allow her to wallow in whatever emotion this was that she was having. She rolled over and got to her knees and then pulling on his pants leg she stood up. He looked at her as if she were insane to touch him. She brushed herself off and resolved her inner turmoil only to look at Snape and loose the battle again.
"What?" She sounded exasperated but knew he wouldn't like her attitude.
"Address me properly."
"What, sir?" It really didn't sound any better but she was finding it hard to concentrate with the thought of her recent molestation by Draco on her mind. "I need to
sit down, can we at least go in your classroom, please, sir?" Snape turned but didn't go into his classroom instead he headed down the hall toward the skating rink.
Hermione took the skates off for the first time all day and relaxed back into the Lucite chair sipping on some concoction Snape had made for her. Concoction, she giggled at the word and said it over and over again in her head until it had lost all meaning, but it still made her giggle. Soon she was saying it out loud.
"Concoction, con-coc-tion, con-COC-tion." She was giggling hysterically at this point. Snape walked over to her and looked at her face and in her eyes which were very blood shot.
"Ms. Granger?"
"ConCOCtion, he he"
"Ms. Granger! Hermione! How much light as air potion did you take?" Hermione held up her fingers and the were about an inch apart then she began to pull them apart, eventually usually her hands to suggest she had taken a good deal. Snape rubbed his face in frustration.
"Hermione don't you realize the ingredients of the potion?"
"Yep! Yep! I like that word too Yep!"
"Hermione, potion?"
"Oh yes." She cleared her throat like she was giving a lecture. "There's marshmallow fluff, ooo, wish I had some of that right now, essence of cumulus clouds, feathers from a Gryphon, frozen bubbles, liquid helium, cannibis sativa, tears from a mock turtle and lacewings. How did I do." She had a big stupid grin on her face.
"Great Hermione, now tell me what the muggle term for cannibis sativa is."
"Hmm, well, I'm guessing it's caanabis, which is a part of the marijuana plant. Put you couldn't be putting an illegal drug in potions that we take." She was trying to wrap her mind around the thought.
"It's illegal in the muggle world, not here. We use in it many potions, and if you had stuck to the dosage you were suppose to take, this wouldn't be happening. As it is though, you are stoned."
"I can't be stoned I'm the head girl," She began laughing hysterically again. "You know that could mean something else too." She gave her surly potions master a
somewhat seductive look before falling out of her chair onto the floor laughing again. "Wow you are really tall. Hey, if I'm stoned why don't you get stoned too.
We could be stoned together. Here's my potion." She pulled a flask out of her pocket and handed it to him. He looked at her and wanted to be that happy, even if it
was chemically induced. He put the flask to his lips and drank deeply and followed it with a spell that would allow the potion to work faster. Great spell to know
for pain relief potions, but it worked just as well this time. With in a matter of minutes he found her good mood quite contagious.
They were both laying in the middle of the floor of the disco room. They continued taking swigs from the flask until finally Snape had taken the last sip. It would still be awhile before the potion wore off.
"Do you have a black light?" Hermione looked at him and poked him in his shoulder, grin spreading from ear to ear.
"I don't want to move, it's over there." He waved in the general direction. Hermione hopped up and danced over to the area he pointed at. The music was playing out in the rink and Hermione had it on a loop playing her favorite disco songs. She found it and turned it on. Then ran and turned off the lights throwing herself down next to Snape again.
"Wow, your teeth are really white." Snape was looking at Hermione grin in the black light.
"Yeah, my parents are dentists. They are really big on white teeth."
"Wow, they would hate me." He giggled and the sound made Hermione giggle.
"No they would just want to take you to their office and work on your teeth." He rolled over to one side propping his head on his elbow.
"Do you think they would, I hate my teeth."
"Really, I figured you liked them, they add to your surliness." She began laughing again. "Sur-li-ness, Sur-li-ness, no I like the other one better con-COC-tion, get it she jabbed him in the stomach with her finger. "Con-COC-tion, it has cock in it." She fell over laughing.
"How about ridiculous," Now he was giggling again, "ri-DIC-u-lous, ha, I got it. The HEAD girl likes ri-DIC-u-lous con-COC-tions." They were both howling with laughter at this point. Hermione sat up and slapped her hand on his chest trying to get his attention.
"Hey, hey sevvi, I'm hungry, lets eat." She was shaking her head enthusiastically agreeing with herself, but all Snape could see were her very white teeth and eyes shaking up and down and began to howl with laughter again.
"Wait, look, look." He proceeded to have a manic grin on his face and hold his eyes very wide open and then shook his head. Hermione laughed and rolled in the floor. Still giggling and out of breath they stood up. She got very close to him whispering.
"We have to be very quiet and sneak to the kitchens." She put her fingers to her lips and made a shush sound and grabbed his hand to lead him out.
He tried to whiper but it came out as more of a low growling cough. "Why do we have to sneak?" After which he had another fit of giggles but tried to suppress them resulting in a snort and piggie noises. Hermione began to giggle again.
"Because the mean old potions master will catch us, now shush." They stepped out of the secret room and tiptoed like badly drawn cartoon characters down the hall. They were at the potions classroom when Hermione turned and shushed him again. He merely shook his head in agreeance. They had taken a few more steps before he stopped and tapped Hermione on her shoulder and whispered in her ear, "Hermi, aren't I the potions master."
"Yeah, shush you might wake yourself up." He took this as a perfectly logical explanation and continued creeping to the kitchen. They turned the corner leading to the painting of the bowl of fruit.
"Shit, turn around, turn around." Hermione was trying to get around Snape who was freaking out and making it impossible for her to move resulting in a wild looking dance between the two of them, all the time Snape saying, "What? Is it me, did I wake up?" Finally Hermione managed to drag him back a little.
"No, It's Draco, he's on patrol, he'll take off house points, he loves doing that." They tried to hide from him but their incessant giggling gave them away.
"Lumos! Granger what are you doing hiding down there with ... Professor Snape? Sir what are you doing ..." He looked his head of house up and down, "barefoot, sneaking around with Granger?" Hermione pushed Snape and he gracelessly fell out and stood up trying to have an air of superiority about him.
"Well, I'll tell you, Hermi and I were watching to see of you could do your job Draco," he let a giggle slip, "Draco, that's a funny name, Draco, Draky, Hey Hermi look at his hair think it would glow like your teeth do." Hermione was rolling in the floor with laughter while Snape danced around Draco playing with his hair. Draco however was very worried about the two of them.
"Should I go get the Headmaster?" Snape stood back and shrugged,
"Don't care, but don't wake up the potion's master, Hermi said he's mean." He began giggling again and Hermione had pulled herself up on his clothes now, which were half falling off of him.
"Sevi, Sevi," She smacked her hand on his arm, "I'm hungry Sevi, food." They were both giggling and Snape took her hand and made a shush sign at Draco before tiptoeing off to the kitchens.
