A/N- Vicki- Actually I don't know what Spanish fly was, but I know what it was suppose to do ;)

Silent storms- keep your shirt on... wait, go ahead and take it off, here's the next chapter.

sakhara291- :P there's a raspberry for the picky person... and rather humorous?! RATHER HUMOROUS?!!!! Ok, actually, I have to give you that one. It could have been better. I hope this helps ease the pain.

LilweasleyTwerp- Here you go, do I get a cookie?

AngelicPyro- That's too much, then again it seems like I'm always being asked if I'm stoned. Wonder why? I'm glad you enjoyed it.

Now on with the show, oh and this is another "dreadfully short" chapter, sorry sakhara.



Lets dance chapter 15

"Oh hello Severus, Ms Granger. I assume you had a good night?"

'If that man could twinkle anymore he'd be on top of a tree every Christmas.' Hermione found that she had a little Snape in her head making comments. It was quite different from the usual voice of her mother, screaming at her to get the best possible grade.

Snape looked down at his cohort and realized she had zoned out again, it was happening more and more often, he would have to talk to her about that. "Headmaster, last night was a horrible mistake that shall not be made ever again."

"Pity Severus, I was hoping you would share some of your wacky weed with me as well."

Snape blanched as did Hermione. "Sir were you just trying to be sarcastic?" She stared at him as if waiting for the punchline.

"Of course my dear, one of the few gifts that I was not blessed with I'm afraid."

"Yes sir, leave the sarcasm to the professionals." Draco had walked in behind them and was grinning ear to ear.

Severus hissed at him, "Get back to your common room boy, before I show you some of my other talents!"

Draco rolled his eyes, he had known the man too long to be afraid of him anymore, he only held up appearances in front of the other students for Snapes sake. "Please what are you gonna do? Billow me to death? Sneer until I run? Take away house points from your own house?"

Hermione butted in, "No he's not the expert on that, I think Mcgonagall is. She's the only one that takes house points from their own house. Snape definitely doesn't do that." She fell into a chair, to tired to keep up appearances any further, and yawned a big yawn. "I'm still tired. What's gonna happen to me?"

"Nothing my dear, although I expect that Draco will not let you live this down for a while. As long as you promise not to partake in any of that particular potion, I think you and Professor Snape can continue with your extra-curricular activities." He began to dismiss them.

"Wait what's this?" Draco looked intrigued. "Extra-curricular? I don't get any extra-curricular activities?"

"Well Malfoy, if you would like to learn to collect semen from a Norwegian ridgeback, then by all means join us." Hermione kept a perfectly straight face while she talked and waited for Draco's reaction.

"You're joking."

"Am I? Someone has to collect the materials needed for the potions stores, and I find that manually masturbating stunned animals is a lucrative business."

"We do not use that stuff in potions."

"What do you think the word 'essence' is in essence of Norwegian Ridgeback?" She lifted an eyebrow to him in a very Snape like way, "You know, as in the potion we made the other day, that you volunteered to drink." Snape stood behind her nodding his head slowly with a smug smirk on his face. Draco suddenly grabbed his stomach and turned very green.

"Please excuse me." He barely managed to choke out the words through his dry heaves.