Disclaimer: I own Mrs' Stance! But nothing else!

I'm so nervous, omigosh! I'm meeting up with my boyfriend tomorrow!! *Goes all girly*

Kurt: *Smacks me* Get a hold of yourself! How can you post and reply to reviews and torture me if you're all gaga over your boyfriend?

You're right...Danke Kurt, could've done without the slap but still.. Please review!!

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He only thought about it for a moment before walking to the back and dumping his school bag down on the desk near Todd.

"Yo...What are you doing?" Asked Todd, turning and facing him. "You never sit at the back, you always sit at the front with the other X-geeks!"

Kurt frowned and glanced sideways at Todd. "Vell, today I decided to sit at the back," A few other students came in then, and Kurt and Todd fell silent. Each staring at their own desks.

"So...you guys still arguing?" Asked Pietro, sounding a little strange talking at normal speed, which to him was like being on slow motion. Ever since the BoM had seen the uproar that had happened when the world found out about mutants, they had been slightly afraid, (Although they'd never admit it) and they didn't want to be exposed yet.

"Ja, pretty much," Replied Kurt, shrugging slightly.

"Yo, but Wolvie gave you a lift this morning." Stated Todd, looking thoughtful. "So not all the x-men hate you." He glanced around quickly, but no one was listening to them.

Kurt looked up as Kitty and Evan came in the classroom. They glared at him then took their usual spaces at the front. "Can ve stop talking about it now?" Asked Kurt, feeling slightly depressed again. All of a sudden two lessons seemed to be forever.

"Just because they walked in." Remarked Pietro loudly. Kurt practically saw Evan and Kitty scowl at each other, even though their backs were turned.

Luckily, before any real arguments could break out the teacher, Mrs' Stance, walked in, carrying a stack of papers. She dumped them on her desk and turned to the class frowning. "Right, first things first, I don't want no messing around this term, do you understand? I have here the results of your end of term exams and quite frankly I'm disappointed."

Kurt rolled his eyes along with 95% of the class. They got the same speech every year by different teachers (They must teach it at teaching school); some of the boys could speak along with it. Which is exactly what Pietro was doing. He mouthed every word perfectly, making exaggerated movements, that Mrs' Stance couldn't see.

Or so he thought.

"Mr. Maximoff."

Pietro froze, Todd and Kurt quickly looked the other way, sniggering quietly to themselves.

**This is crazy.** Thought Kurt, **I've never thought anything these guys do are funny, why am I being so friendly with them...Come to think of it, why are they being so friendly back?**

He looked back at Pietro who was sitting staring up at the teacher with an angelic and innocent face on. "Yes Mrs' Stance," He answered sickeningly sweetly. She frowned and turned away from him, to write something on the board.

"You know Mr. Maximoff, your grade was one of the worst, I suggest you stop fooling around and pay attention."

Pietro muttered something angrily below his breath, and made the mistake of looking at Todd, who quickly did an imitation of a scared rabbit, obviously mocking Pietro. Pietro moved quicker than lightning and smacked Todd round the head.

"OW!" Yelled Todd, clutching the back of his head. Mrs' Stance turned around frowning, she glanced at Todd then made the quick calculation that Kurt was nearest to him.

"Kurt Wagner, did you hit Mr. Tolensky?"

Kurt blinked, surprised, then glanced from Mrs' Stance to Todd. "Um, no, I didn't." He replied. The teacher glared at him, and Kurt stared back then she turned around and Kurt noticed Kitty and Evan glaring at him.

"All right, Oh, I almost forgot the Geography essays! Pass them to the front." Mrs' Stance smiled as wads of paper were sent to the front. Soon, only Todd was left searching frantically in his bag.

"Yo, I knew I had it in here this morning!" He cried, rummaging around in it.

"He did miss! He showed it to me!" Insisted Pietro, sticking up for his friend. He knew that Todd hadn't done it, he pulled this stunt last year when their old teacher gave them a geology report.

"Oh, and did he show it to anyone else?" Asked Mrs' Stance, raising her eyebrows and pursing her lips together.

Todd and Pietro looked around for someone who would go along with them.

Kurt watched for a minute then raised his arm slightly. "Ja, he...Um, he showed it to me too."

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Taineyah: What shifty eyes? I didn't do any shifty eyes! What's with the 3rd degree here? *shifty eyes* Glad you like!

Raskolion Phoenix: My money is on that annoying teacher that constantly calls people Mr. Or Miss. Hehe, but hey, I'm writing the story, I can do what I want! *Runs around a bouncy castle dressed as Legolas* See.. Told ya! Hehe, looking forward to your new story! An good luck at the fair!

SorrowRain: Yeah, he does pick them, isn't it obvious? But now he's LYING FOR THEM?! WHAT HAS MY STORY COME TO! OH THE WORLD IS GOING TO END! WHY?! WHY?! *Sobs* But yeah, Someone thinking Logan was Kurt's dad was really funny too write! *Walks off smiling*

The Incredible NightCrawler: Danke!

Mrs. Trunks' Mom: I try to upload every day! ^_^ Everyone liked the idea of someone mistaking Logan for Kurt's dad, it was a kind of spur of the moment thing, Hehe, I thought Logan threatening to jam the bike up that kids ass was funni! Is that account your account? 'Cause I like some humour fics, lol! Have you read ill humour? (It's in my fave storieZ) I laughed so hard I cried at that, Hehe

Maggie: Danke! ^_^ *Feels all spesh* Yeah, lol, excellently is a word, hehe. An no, I've never read The Gilmore Girls stories - the last book I read was Lemony Snicket 'The Ersatz Elevator' Which is actually where I got the name of this story from, 'Cause I learnt what Ersatz means ^_^

Banter: OoOhhh, You have a Kurt angst sense?! I have a radar!! When ever my radar picks up a Kurt angst, a beam of light shines in the sky in the shape of a depressed NightCrawler! I can't remember where I got the word blag from, but it means something like, reserve, to put it poshly. Hehe, *Destroys horrible French words* Gaah, don't remind me I'm going on holiday in less than 2 weeks to that place - which means no computor for me and NO UPDATES ON THIS STORY FOR YOU!! *Cries* Don't leave me while I'm gone!!

Jacombo: Hehe, your reviews are always funni - do ya mind if I use that whole doppleganger thingy in a future chapter? I'm sure I can write it in some how! Man, those guys are gonna be SO guilty for giving him the cold shoulder, but then again, Kurt might not be so willing for forgive...DUN DUN DUUUUUNNNN!