I'm so sorry that this installment took so freaking long. I have
been extremely busy and also I had the worst writer block for Fez. Okay
enough of my rambling behavior, on with the story.
Story below-
I am a freaking God; I have a hot female of a wife who can fulfill my *needs*. I still can work at the DMV, but for some weird reason Nina, doesn't like to hear about my newlywed sex life. Oh yes, Mrs. Foreman makes all the best cakes and cookies. Yes, my friend I have the fucking *good life*.
Of course all my friends want to be sad and depress around me. Oh boo hoo, my father had a mild heart attack, big deal-okay he is Red is my father-in-law now, so maybe I should be worried about him.
Kelso all mad that no hot chicks or anyone for that matter, seems to want to have sex with him; he blames me for some reason, Kelso real testy when he hasn't had sex in a while. Geez you have one sex dream about a guy, just once and everyone finds out and suddenly it's your entire fault. It not my fault, all the hot girls think he gay now. That bastard the one, who made me tell Hyde in front of Mitch. That's right he screw his own ass and now he has no woman-I laugh at his unhappiness.
Donna and Eric still moved to there crappy apartment, Red insisted he had an unemployed daughter, her freaky foreign husband (hey wait a minute- ), no parents Hyde. He said he didn't want his stupid engaged son to be there too. Kitty wanted them to say around and help, Bob even offer to let Eric move in with them. Eric and Donna would shack up in her old room, while Jackie would move into the spare room.
Boy, did Donna have a break down then, they had an extra room the whole time. She was yelling about how, she almost went crazy living with Jackie. I told her how that could be possible; she was able to look at Jackie in her cutest sexiest clothes. A couple people smacked me on the head after that-Donna, Jackie, Laurie, Kitty, Red, Eric, twice from Hyde. Oh sure she dumps him, for her sexy self and I the one with a lump on the back of my head.
Anyway, Eric and Donna try that situation out. Didn't work, Bob or Jackie were always barging in; okay I admit I went in there once. But, how was I supposed to know lock door and funny noises. Didn't mean break down the door, because we're (Eric and Donna) having sex. No one wanted to speak to me for a few days after that, good thing I have my job at the DMV. Everyone talks to me there, well shouts at me, but what's the difference.
Jackie really unhappy with her choice, she's still in love with Hyde; whoops no one is supposed to know that. While I was hiding under Donna's bed, I heard her talking to some back rag (I think it was a t-shirt at one time). Saying how much she loved him and wants to be with him. Give me a break, she the one who chose not to continue their relationship. I didn't learn much after that, because Jackie found me and kicked me out.
I'm hiding while I write this; I seemed to get everyone mad with me today. I think I pissed off even the hobo who lives under the bridge. Oh, well-I become very fit with all my running, while they grow old and fat. Excuse me, I have to go either I have been spotted or a large number of mad looking people just look like normally. I better go; I think I have a date with an ice pack tonight.
Story below-
I am a freaking God; I have a hot female of a wife who can fulfill my *needs*. I still can work at the DMV, but for some weird reason Nina, doesn't like to hear about my newlywed sex life. Oh yes, Mrs. Foreman makes all the best cakes and cookies. Yes, my friend I have the fucking *good life*.
Of course all my friends want to be sad and depress around me. Oh boo hoo, my father had a mild heart attack, big deal-okay he is Red is my father-in-law now, so maybe I should be worried about him.
Kelso all mad that no hot chicks or anyone for that matter, seems to want to have sex with him; he blames me for some reason, Kelso real testy when he hasn't had sex in a while. Geez you have one sex dream about a guy, just once and everyone finds out and suddenly it's your entire fault. It not my fault, all the hot girls think he gay now. That bastard the one, who made me tell Hyde in front of Mitch. That's right he screw his own ass and now he has no woman-I laugh at his unhappiness.
Donna and Eric still moved to there crappy apartment, Red insisted he had an unemployed daughter, her freaky foreign husband (hey wait a minute- ), no parents Hyde. He said he didn't want his stupid engaged son to be there too. Kitty wanted them to say around and help, Bob even offer to let Eric move in with them. Eric and Donna would shack up in her old room, while Jackie would move into the spare room.
Boy, did Donna have a break down then, they had an extra room the whole time. She was yelling about how, she almost went crazy living with Jackie. I told her how that could be possible; she was able to look at Jackie in her cutest sexiest clothes. A couple people smacked me on the head after that-Donna, Jackie, Laurie, Kitty, Red, Eric, twice from Hyde. Oh sure she dumps him, for her sexy self and I the one with a lump on the back of my head.
Anyway, Eric and Donna try that situation out. Didn't work, Bob or Jackie were always barging in; okay I admit I went in there once. But, how was I supposed to know lock door and funny noises. Didn't mean break down the door, because we're (Eric and Donna) having sex. No one wanted to speak to me for a few days after that, good thing I have my job at the DMV. Everyone talks to me there, well shouts at me, but what's the difference.
Jackie really unhappy with her choice, she's still in love with Hyde; whoops no one is supposed to know that. While I was hiding under Donna's bed, I heard her talking to some back rag (I think it was a t-shirt at one time). Saying how much she loved him and wants to be with him. Give me a break, she the one who chose not to continue their relationship. I didn't learn much after that, because Jackie found me and kicked me out.
I'm hiding while I write this; I seemed to get everyone mad with me today. I think I pissed off even the hobo who lives under the bridge. Oh, well-I become very fit with all my running, while they grow old and fat. Excuse me, I have to go either I have been spotted or a large number of mad looking people just look like normally. I better go; I think I have a date with an ice pack tonight.
