Disclaimer: I don't own anything of That 70's Show or any of the cast
members. Of course I wouldn't mind getting to know the boys better.
Sorry about being so late with my updating, but I'm won't make any excuses-so lets just continue with the story.
Kelso:
Man summer has been great, the babes are all over me-they knew who to come to for the best loving! There was this super hot babe that I met at this rock concert and you can bet I rock her world!
It too bad that Jackie miss out on this beautiful body of mine, I mean Jackie hot; but I can't sit around for her to choose me-my perfect hot body will go to waste!
I'm glad that I'm a U.S. citizen and didn't need to marry Laurie to get my green card. Fez sure has a scary life laid out for him; I mean Red was super scary when I was doing, I mean dating Laurie. He must be super size scary to Fez, especially since his heart attack and Mrs. Foreman has him on this special diet.
Fez and Laurie sure have a weird arrangement out of their marriage: he gets to stay and live in Point Place, while Laurie gets to date other guys. Maybe I should see if she free this Friday night, for some good old Kelso fun.
Other things I have been up to this summer has been working on keep my fine body in shape for the police academy. This is my best plan ever, I will be beautiful forever and all the hot chicks of Point Place will want me forever.
I told Red about my plans yesterday and he got really angry. He said and I quote "A police officer, the academy would never let a dumbass moron like you become a cop. But, if some how they do-I'm moving; no one safe with you in charge!" Well I show him, they be making television show out of my legend as a cop for years to come.
Sorry about being so late with my updating, but I'm won't make any excuses-so lets just continue with the story.
Kelso:
Man summer has been great, the babes are all over me-they knew who to come to for the best loving! There was this super hot babe that I met at this rock concert and you can bet I rock her world!
It too bad that Jackie miss out on this beautiful body of mine, I mean Jackie hot; but I can't sit around for her to choose me-my perfect hot body will go to waste!
I'm glad that I'm a U.S. citizen and didn't need to marry Laurie to get my green card. Fez sure has a scary life laid out for him; I mean Red was super scary when I was doing, I mean dating Laurie. He must be super size scary to Fez, especially since his heart attack and Mrs. Foreman has him on this special diet.
Fez and Laurie sure have a weird arrangement out of their marriage: he gets to stay and live in Point Place, while Laurie gets to date other guys. Maybe I should see if she free this Friday night, for some good old Kelso fun.
Other things I have been up to this summer has been working on keep my fine body in shape for the police academy. This is my best plan ever, I will be beautiful forever and all the hot chicks of Point Place will want me forever.
I told Red about my plans yesterday and he got really angry. He said and I quote "A police officer, the academy would never let a dumbass moron like you become a cop. But, if some how they do-I'm moving; no one safe with you in charge!" Well I show him, they be making television show out of my legend as a cop for years to come.
