Mrs. Kotter came home. Her husband was in the kitchen, preparing dinner.

"Hi, honey," he said.

"Hi. Sorry I'm late; there was a little incident at the school."

"There was?" He walked over to her and they hugged and kissed. Surprised, he felt her shirt. "You're all wet!"

"That was the incident! Let me tell you all about it."

"Ok."

They sat on the couch together. "My feet are still wet!" she said. She took her shoes and socks off and wiped her feet. "Arnold got into the fountain at the school today!"

This shocked him. "He did?!"

"His girlfriend Katie dumped him. He was so upset about it that he waded into the fountain and sat down in it. So I went in and coaxed him out."

"How come I didn't know about this?"

"I don't know. Maybe it happened after you had left."

"I did leave a little early, today. Well, I guess I'll have to talk with him about that, tomorrow."

"Oh, everything's ok with him, now; Katie made up with him."

"She did?"

"She even got into the water with us!"

"Well, that's good to hear. Honey, I'm very proud of you!"

They hugged and kissed again.

She got up. "Well, let me get into some dry clothes!"

"You do that!" He looked at her. "You know, seeing you wet reminds me of something that happened to my Aunt Betty!"

She groaned!