Chapter.11 Annoyingness!!!!
DBZAngel: Yo, wozzup peoples? Sorry about the long gaps in between chapters, but I just haven't felt like writing for a long time. Well, here's the next chapter. Oh, and thanxs for all the wicked reviews.(except the ones that dis the first couple of chapters because all in a big block, and yes, I an talking about one particular one, so don't worry, I am not talking about polite people). Enjoy and R&R!!!!!!!!!!!!
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When I get back to Master Roshi's, I decide to make myself a sandwich. When I have made it, I go outside and park my rear under a large palm tree in the middle of the island. As I eat, a pretty large, but young looking and highly unusual coloured bird comes down from a nearby tree.
"Hello!" I say, throwing a bread crumb to the bird.
"Cree!" The bird calls in return, in a voice made for singing.
It eats the crumb, and looks around for more. So, I throw another piece, which is also gobbled down quickly. I feed it the rest of my half-eaten sandwich, and get up. The bird gives another 'cree' and flies off.
"Bye!" I call.
I walk inside and find Goten and Trunks wrestling on the floor like children.
"AhhhhHUMMM!" I say, standing with my hands on my hips.
They immediately stop and stand very still and straight, trying to look sensible, which doesn't work very well since Trunks has a bleeding mouth and Goten has a bleeding mouth –and- nose. Goten also looks like he'll get a black eye, so I go to the medicine cupboard and get some cream and a band-aid. I walk back into Goten and Trunks and rub cream onto Goten's eye. Then I stick the band-aid on a small cut above Trunks' eye, and wipe the blood off both of them with a cloth.
"Now, tell me what is going on, or I'll have to hurt you even worse than you already are" I say threateningly.
"Ummmm…" Goten says, looking down at his feet and rubbing his hands behind his back.
"Errrrrr…" Trunks says,lookin at my feet and rubbing his mouth.
"You both look like scolded children, and you still haven't told me what's going on. So look me in the eye, and tell me WHAT'S GOING ON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" I yell, and I swear I shake the walls.
"What's going on?" asks Goku, walking in with Master Roshi.
"Nothing" I say, quickly turning around and thinking of an excuse.
"But… the walls just shook, and I heard you yelling" replies Goku.
"Oh! That, umm… that was, ah… just err… err… us… us practicing for a play, yeah, a play!" I say really quickly.
"Oh, right. Of course, just that play you're doing for school right? Yeah, okay. Run along then, me and Master Roshi need to talk about something. Bye!" He says really sarcastically, with a hint of laughter in his voice.
As we walk out of the room, Trunks mutters into my ear, "But, we don't go to school!?"
I sigh heavily.
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Later that day, we prepare to go to a dinner-party-thingy that Chi-Chi and Goku are holding. Master Roshi forces me into a dress that seems to be something that a person trying to attract a lot of attention to their cleavage would wear, so I take it off as soon as I put it on, before anyone walks into the room. I hurriedly put my normal clothes back on.
"Is it on yet? Can I come in?" Master Roshi says, and pushes the door open.
"It didn't fit" I lie.
"Oh…damn" he mutters to himself. "In that case, you'll just have to wear the clothes you arrived here in, those jeans and that top. They're in the cupboard" and he walks out, hunching his shoulders down in disappointment.
"Dirty old man" I say to myself quietly as I hurriedly get into my old clothes.
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At the party that night, I sit under a tree away from all the 'excitement' over near the BBQ. I think about my new life, and think about the old. In this world, is it a different time from in the real world, like in the hyperbolic time chamber? Shelsi (as I had named the strange bird I had adopted) Flies down and interrupts my chain of thought.
"Hello Shelsi!" I say, holding out my hand for her.
"Creee!" she says back.
Trunks decides it's a good time to come over and ask what I'm doing, so he does.
"What are you doing?" He asks.
"Nothing much" I say, "Why?"
"I don't know, you just looked a little bit bored" He replies.
"Oh, no no no, I'm notsted bored, I just didn't feel like having a party, I'm a bit tired" I say, faking a yawn.
"Oh" He says absently, "Well, I'm going back to the party now, okay?"
"Okay…" I say, confused.
"Bye now" and he runs back over to the party.
'Weird…' I think to myself.
The rest of the party goes very slowly, and I end up falling asleep, with Shelsi in my arms.
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A/N: I am sorry that this took so long to put up. It will probably happen again. Hope you like my story, and R&R!!!
LJ L!!!
