Ok, before we start this there are a few things we want to go over: First of all, this is a joint fic, so it may take us a little longer to post chapters, but we'll do our best. This is Yamicat (YC) speaking by the way, my internet provider has decided to be stubborn for quite some while now (we're talking a few MONTHS) and won't let me go to, let alone post anything on, fanfiction.net. this is why we're writing the story from Lizzy9046's (Lizzy) house, BECAUSE SHE HAS A COMPUTER THAT ACTUALLY WORKS. Anyway, I'm REALLY sorry I haven't updated any of my stories for forever and a day, it's not that I haven't written more chapters, I just have no way to POST them.so bear with me until my internet service decides to work again, PLEASE. Hi all, Lizzy here. We do have some OC's in this, but they are not hard to pick out. Lizzy is me, and Avari is my yami. YC is herself and Crye is YC's yami. NOT THAT HARD. This isn't rocket science people. We will inform you if for whatever reason we insert inside jokes that relate to our yamis or their pasts or other conversations that we have had. Another thing that we should make clear before we begin is the whole 'Bakura' issue. Ryou= Ryou Bakura and Bakura= Yami Bakura. We will not say that again, so do not ask. This is simple stuff people, work with us. YC again, Sorry to have so many things we need to go over but we really want to get this out of the way. Next on our list of things we need to make clear in order for this story to make any sense whatsoever: remember this is TWO people writing ONE story so we each have different characters we act out (like role playing). Naturally we play our yamis, and ourselves but we tend to portray different characters differently if you can make any sense out of that. Here are the characters Lizzy plays besides herself and Avari: Yami, Yugi, Bakura, Ryou, Tristan, Croquet, Pegasus, the Dark Magician Celtic Guardian, and Beaver Warrior (and yes all of the duel monsters mentioned do play parts in this later, you'll see.) And for me besides YC and Crye I play: Seto, Mokuba, Joey, Serenity, Mai, Kimo, Malik (*shudder*), Harpies Sisters, Harpies' Pet Dragon, and Dark Rabbit. We may join up on certain characters (such as Tea because who wants to play HER?) and we throw out ideas for lines for the other characters. It's a lot of fun really. Since the part where we do the disclaimer probably isn't going to fit in the first chapter, I'll just do it now (even though it's stupid and doesn't deserve to be said anyway): WE DON'T OWN YU-GI-OH OR ANY OTHER COMPANY THAT MIGHT EVEN REMOTELY RESEMBLE IT! Nor do we own "Snow White and the Seven Dwarves," who do we look like, Walt Disney? We don't own anything so if you try to sue us (which you won't because you don't even know where we live) you won't have anything on us because WE DON'T OWN ANYTHING EXCEPT OUR IMAGINATIONS! Ok, last thing here: we're sorry but basically every character gets bashed at some point in the story (some more than others I'll admit, but is there anyone who really LIKES Tea?) so when it comes time for your favorite character to get squished like a bug, don't complain about it 'cause that's just the way it works, ok?

~*~*~*~*And Now For Our Feature Presentation*~*~*~*~

*The Yu-gi-oh cast is gathered together in a large room with blank walls and ceiling. They aren't exactly getting along...*

Lizzy: *walks around holding a clipboard and muttering to herself*

Seto: do we have to do this?

Yamicat: *looks into Seto's eyes. Bad idea* no, of course not

Bakura: "careful puny self. Wouldn't want to get stabbed by pharaoh's hair would u?"

Ryou: *had been standing next to Yami but takes a step away from him and mutters in a very flat and expressionless voice* "no sir."

Yugi: "leave our hair alone!" *glares at Bakura*

Crye: *glares at YC*

YC: oh, um. Yes, of course you do.

Ryou: *starts humming an annoying little tune that has no beginning and no end*

Joey and Tristan: *are arguing over who is hotter*

Pegasus: *doing his hair and makeup. Croquet is holding a mirror for him*

Avari: *is glaring daggers at Yami who is trying not to laugh* "if u tell a single soul..."

Yugi: *reads Yami's mind and fails at his attempts to stifle his snickering*

Seto: *is typing on his laptop with images of graphs and charts littering the screen*

Joey: *sidles over and looks over Seto's shoulder* Hey Kaiba?

Seto: *winces* WHAT!?

Joey: how is it you understand all this stuff?

Lizzy: *is looking very frazzled* "but... no. That won't work sh**! Why do I do these things to myself? RYOU! WILL YOU SHUT UP!"

Seto: this is like kindergartener's work, Joey. It's much to complicated for your feeble mind to comprehend.

Ryou: "sorry!" *look dejected*

Joey: *is puzzled for a second while he lets the insult sink in* HEY! I AM NOT A 6-YEAR OLD!

Seto: then why do you have the IQ of one?

Joey: what's an IQ?

Seto: *scoffs*

Joey: 'ey Tristan! What's an IQ?

Seto: *shakes head and goes back to typing*

Tristan: "I dunno, sounds French. Ask YC"

Pegasus: "do u think I need more blush on the left side?"

Croquet: No sir, you look lovely

Joey: 'ey YC! What's a IQ?

YC: that would be AN IQ Joey

Joey: grammar sux

Lizzy: *shudders* "oh no! I'm agreeing with Joey!"

Cryelle: ain't it the truth? *gasp* was I not grammatically correct in the phrase? AHHHHHHHH!!!!

Joey: *pokes YC* sooooo, what is it?

YC: why are you asking me?

Joey: Tristan said it sounded French and since no one else here takes French but you...

Pegasus: *is about to do his nails* "am I a rosy red? Or a perfect pink? What do you think Kaiba-boy?"

YC: how could you think it's French? Oh well, you being you and all...

Joey: *glares*

Seto: I'll notify you if I decide to care

Lizzy: *shuffling through her papers* "YC, will you help me with this? My muses are being uncooperative and I can't get any ideas!" (IJ alert! lizzy refers to her muses a lot. She has about six of them and she often complains about the raucous parties they throw in her head. None of her muses will be making appearances in this fic)

YC: *sighs* it means Intelligence Quotient

Joey: *looks at her blankly*

YC: just a second Lizzy! *sighs again* I don't have time for this. Go look it up in the dictionary

Pegasus: "I'm hurt Kaiba-boy, maybe you would help me if you knew your brother was in my clutches?"

Joey: what's a dic-on-air-ee?

Seto: *looks up quickly* you have my brother?

Mokuba: *standing next to Seto looking confused* "but I'm right here..."

Seto: thank goodness. *Puts a hand on Mokuba's shoulder so he wont get kidnapped (again)*

Tristan: *is sharpening his hair and collecting disturbed looks* "what?"

YC: *rubs temples* it's a book that has lots of words in it. People use it to look things up if they aren't sure on the spelling or if they don't know what it means. Ask Crye; she has an entire collection in her soul room.

Lizzy: *stops gaping at Tristan and starts looking through her papers again* "ok then..."

Joey: ok! *Runs off towards Crye* *from a distance* 'ey Crye? How do you spell 'intelligence?'

YC: *laughs and walks over to Lizzy* what did you need me for?

Bakura: "why are we here anyway? You must be planning to do something other than waste our time"

YC: your here in our fic and you'll like it. *Pauses* or else. *Millennium Star materializes around her neck*

Lizzy: "help me pick characters for them! And then we need costumes and scripts..." *goes on to list other things she needs help with. Talks for about 10 minutes*

Bakura: *growls at YC but doesn't comment. Takes out his plans for world domina- um, er.'journal' and begins to write in it* (here's another IJ. We have this running gag going where bakura has this journal. It is red and the word journal has been crossed out. The words 'plans for world domination' are written under the crossed out word in Bakura's handwriting. It is usually referred to as 'his journal' or his PFWD)

YC: *listens carefully* ok, um, Avari and Crye can be in charge of costumes and props...they can just summon whatever we need or want anyway. I have some ideas for who's to be who though...*whispers in Lizzy's ear*

Seto: *looks up from typing* what are you planning anyway?

Lizzy: *evil grin* "that could work!" *takes a pencil out from behind her ear and starts to scribble franticly on one of her many pieces of paper*

YC: *tries to look innocent* oh nothing really. Just a little...surprise for all of you, that's all.

YC: and I'm sure you'll like it, Seto *eyes sparkle mischievously*

Crye: oh gimme a break

Joey: ok! here I think I got one...*give Crye a broken brake peddle from an old car*

Crye: *looks disgusted and banishes it to the Shadow Realm* it's and expression Joey

Avari: "joy, we've started making really bad puns. and I thought we could sink no lower..."

YC: NOT my fault!

YC: we should probably give them the recipe before we get too sidetracked though.

Mokuba: *suspiciously* what recipe?

Lizzy: "ok. would you like to do the honors or should I?"

YC: "um, you go ahead."

Lizzy: "now everyone, gather 'round! it is time for our recipe for fanfic soufflé!"

Seto/Mokuba: -.- fanfic soufflé?

Lizzy: "1st take a well know fairy tale. next throw in your favorite anime cast. add 2 insane authoresses. stir well and... voila! (or however the frell you spell it...) fanfic soufflé!"

Joey: lessee intelligence...intelligence...-n-t-e-l-e-j...

Joey: *looks up* sorry, what were you saying?

Lizzy: "maybe I should have given him a brain insTead of pizza for Christmas..."

yami: "so assuming we are the cast, what fairytale are you making us act out?"

YC: *evil grin* Albino and the Seven Chibis...er...Snow White and the Seven Dwarves

Bakura and Ryou: *exchange nerves looks at the word 'albino'*

Seto: *stops typing abruptly* wait, your making us do this with CHIBIS?

YC: yup! told you you'd love it!

Lizzy: "well, Yugi and Mokuba are the only ones short enough to be dwarfs to begin with and we need 7!"

Mokuba: ARE YOU CALLING ME SHORT?????? I'M ONLY 8! AT LEAST I HAVE AN EXCUSE!!! *glares at Yugi*

Yugi: its not my fault! blame the genes! It's all grandpa's fault!

Yugi: "but Lizzy! u signed a contract saying that u wouldn't make fun of my height anymore!"

Crye: ...that she burned at the stake as soon as you weren't looking

Lizzy: *looks up from burning the contract* "huh? sorry, didn't catch that. what did you say Yugi?"

Yugi: -_-U

Lizzy: "anyway, on to parts!"

YC: *stifles a snicker*

YC: Crye perhaps you should hand out the scripts. since your immortal (long story, reviewers. To make it short: she got spelled so she can't die. Another thing about Crye that you should know is that she has to do whatever Yami commands her to do, but then, she isn't queen of loopholes for nothing.) no one can hurt you for getting the part that they got!

Lizzy: *grins evilly as she shuffles through her papers* "and for the 7 chibis we have picked:..."

Crye: (sarcastically) gee, that makes me feel so good...

Lizzy: "Joey, Tristan, Yugi, Mokuba, serenity, Bakura, and Tea"

Avari: "but we killed Tea before we started the fic!"

Lizzy: *sigh* "fine, Avari you go find her body and bring it back from the shadow realm. we'll use our authoress powers to bring her back to life when we need her"

YC: ...which, with any luck, we wont

Crye: *starts up a huge machine that resembles a furnace* alright all of you seven just mentioned, into the Chibi Machine

Bakura: "I refuse"

Tristan: "do I have to?"

YC: *Millennium Star starts to glow* what was that you said?

Seto: where did you get a Chibi Machine?

Crye: Mokuba built it

Lizzy: "WAIT! Yugi and Mokuba are short enough already! you 2 don't need to be chibified!"

Seto: but those parts are only available in...MOKUBA WERE YOU IN MY LAB AGAIN?????

Bakura: *glares and crosses his arms. states more firmly* "I will NOT go into that machine"

YC: *growls* you will and you'll like it

Bakura: *considered saying 'make me' but knows that she can so just glares and says nothing, still refusing to move*

YC: Bakura, get in that machine. NOW.

Ryou: "you know yami, you really should-"

Bakura: *silences Ryou with a glare* "YOU keep out of this!"

YC: or do you need another reminder of authoress power?

Lizzy: "defiant little pain in the @$$, aren't we Bakura?"

Lizzy: *earns a glare from Bakura for her last remark*

Bakura: *is refusing point blank to go into the machine*

YC: I was afraid it would come to this. *points at Bakura who sails backwards into the machine and gets the door slammed in his face. after a few minutes (and much screaming and swearing) he emerges from the machine fully chibified*

YC: your lucky I didn't decide to hurt you

chibi Bakura: "I hate aw of yew!" (we are going to translate some of the more confusing chibi dialogue, but not everything. translation: I hate all of you!)

chibi Bakura: *pouts*

Ryou: "my yami is kinda cute as a chibi!" *walks over to chibi Bakura and smiles down and him* "hello little guy!"

YC: ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, reviewers of all ages! I give you...Evil! *points to Bakura (who will now be referred to as Evil)*

Evil: *glares up at his hikari and kicks him surprisingly hard in the shin* "take dat weakwing!"

Crye: *forces the next victim into the machine (Joey) who emerges a few minutes later, also as a chibi*

Ryou: *winces in pain and instinctively backs off* "sorry..."

YC: *as Joey comes out of the machine* ...Hungry!

Lizzy: "you know Ryou, it is really pathetic that he can still boss you around when he isn't even half your height."

YC: *as Chibi Tea emerges from the machine* ...Friendly! (*gag*)

Lizzy: "Tristan, your after serenity"

YC: *as Chibi Serenity comes out of the machine* ...Blind!

YC: *points to Mokuba* ...Hyper!

Lizzy: "in you go!" *tosses Tristan into the machine*

YC: *points to Yugi* Victor!

Lizzy: "and '...'"

Crye: *raises eyebrows* Victor? chibi Tristan: "I'd better get a better name than '...'"

YC: ya, Victor, Victorious u get the picture

Lizzy: "but we can't think of a name to fit your non-existing personality!"

Crye: oh

Seto: wait, what's his name?

Yugi: "joy, I'm 'victor' now."

YC: his name is: "..."

Avari: "your point being?"

Seto: ooookay im not even gonna ask

YC: POINTY!!!

Lizzy: "that's it! ur such a genius YC!"

Crye: not exactly...

YC: *glares*

Lizzy: "chibi Tristan is now pointy!"

Crye: hasn't he always been pointy?

YC: no, his name is Pointy

Crye: oh

Lizzy: "what YC said."

YC: so, do we have all 7 of you now?

Lizzy: "I think so..."

Crye: *counts* where's Evil?

Lizzy: "good question... Ryou?"

YC: if he goes anywhere NEAR S-

Crye: *cuts her off* he'll be fine

Ryou: *searches for Bakura through their link* "he's under the couch"

YC: you expect me to TRUST him?

Crye: good point

Pointy: I thought I was pointy!

Crye: you are

Lizzy: *snaps her fingers and the couch disappears revealing Evil and leaving Yami, who had been sitting on the couch, to fall on the floor*

Crye: *goes over to Yami* you ok?

Yami: "ow... what was that for?!?" *stifles laughs when he sees Evil* "hello tomb robber"

Evil: "shut up phawaoh"

YC: PHAWAOH???*laughs uncontrollably* Bakura, what ever happened to your "perfect" speech?

Crye: *pulls Yami up by the wrists* perhaps we should get ON with this...

Ryou: *is also having a hard time not laughing, though the mental images of what his yami is going to do to him that Bakura keeps sending him work much better than Ryou's own will*

Ryou: "leave him alone. isn't it enough that you made him a chibi?" Evil: *might feel the tiniest bit of gratitude toward his hikari at the moment if he wasn't so POed*

YC: I am an authoress, I can do whatever I want. *cant resist being at least a LITTLE evil* including putting you in extreme pain...again

Crye: O.O RUN FOR YOUR LIVES! SHE FOUND THE SUGAR!

Lizzy: "so, if we have all of the chibis, that leaves: the evil queen, the evil queen dressed as the old lady, prince charming, and our star"

Lizzy: "does anyone actually 'want' to be the evil queen?"

Mai: OOO! OOO! MEEEEEEEEEEEE! hey, do I get to duel?

Lizzy: "no, but we do have your harpies casted as woodland creatures"

Mai: WHAT???? *checks deck* GIMME MY HARPIES!!!! *sob* they've never been out in the wild without me!

Lizzy: *ignores Mai* "so... Mai is the evil queen. any chance we can get a volunteer for queen as old lady?"

Pegasus: "ooohhhh! me me me! pick me!"

Mai: and they'll need their blankies and their barney pillows and...

Lizzy: O.O "ok... I guess Pegasus is the queen as old lady... that leaves prince charming and our star. and wouldn't you no it, we're out of girls!"

Avari: "this means that 2 people aren't gonna b doing nething..."

Lizzy: "nope, got that covered. we have openings for narrator and chibi entertainer"

Lizzy: "elimination time!" *whips out a hat* "pick who will be our narrator!"

Lizzy: *offers hat to YC*

Avari: "and the lucky man is?"

YC: *draws and smiles* Seto! your safe from the evil chibis of doom!

Lizzy: "aw... and kibby would have made such a lovely prince charming... wouldn't it have been funny if he and yami had ended up kissing?"

Avari: *whacks Lizzy* "get on with it!"

YC: *death glare at Lizzy* *thru gritted teeth* he's mine

Lizzy: "right... and prince charming will be played by..." *offers hat to:* "Malik! pick your fate!"

Malik: do I have to?

Lizzy+Avari+YC+Crye: *glare*

Malik: *tries to find his item* WHERE IS IT????

Lizzy: *is spinning it between her fingers* "where is what?"

Malik: oh you are evil

Lizzy: "you would be picking our prince charming now." *shakes hat 4 emphasis*

Malik: oh alright. but just because I can't do anything about it

Avari: "and the luck man is?"

Malik: *holds up a piece of paper that has been cleverly folded into the shape of a pyramid* do I even have to open it?

Yami: *blushes a little* "Yugi and I were bored... and he got origami for Christmas so..."

Malik: we already know its yami. so do I HAVE to unfold it?

Lizzy: *slaps him on the back* "congrats Yami. You are now our prince charming and now Ryou and Malik get to flip a coin to see who will end up kissing you and who will end up getting torn apart by the chibis."

Avari: "you are quite evil, did you no that aibou?"

Malik: *catches death glare from Crye* ALRIGHT! *unfolds paper pyramid to find an intricate design: a yami tiny TINY figurine*

Malik: *crushes the mini paper yami between his fingers*

Malik: does this mean I have to take care of the chibis?

Ryou: O.O *eyes get really wide as he looks at Malik and his hands shake as Lizzy hands him a coin. he knows how this will end.* (shakily) "h-h-heads or t-t-tails m-m-m-Malik?"

Avari: "do we even have to flip the coin?"

YC: unfortunately, yes

Lizzy: "whoever wins the coin toss gets to be the star of our show. and wear a dress and kiss yami but that is beside the point"

Malik: *smirks, knowing its a double headed coin* tails

Ryou: *gulps. he was afraid of that* "ok..." *flips the coin. it lands as heads*

Avari: "and yet I'm not surprised..."

Lizzy: "who didn't c that coming? now all, gather 'round and meet Ryou! the star of our performance!"

~*~*~*~*End Chapter One*~*~*~*~

Lizzy: so. what 'ja all think? Not too bad for the first shot right?

YC: we can only hope

Crye: reviews would be extremely helpful.

Lizzy: flames are fine, but we are warning you now, we will give them to Evil

Avari: or in other words: don't flame unless you want a pyromaniac chibi running rampant.

Crye: wait, I thought this was supposed to be AFTER the happy ending of Snow White!

Lizzy: yeah, fooled 'ya didn't we? We are just going to make them act out the movie and then the script is going to be made up from there.

Crye: but that'll take forever!

YC: well we HAVE forever don't we? If we aren't done with this before we get killed off, we can just ask YOU to finish it for us!

Avari: so you're dumping this on us if you die? Great. don't I feel special now?

Lizzy: as you should Avari!

YC: and it's one more reason for you not to kill me Crye!

Crye: *rolls eyes*

Avari: joy. Ok readers, your job now is simple. Press the magical review button and tell us what you think and then we will put up another chapter, ok?

YC: but actually we already HAVE another chapter that we're gonna put up because our first chapter was REALLY LONG! But be warned, unless we feel like it, this story will not continue until we get. hmm. how many reviews shall we use as blackmail?

Lizzy: howz about. 7! Datz a good number!

YC: and it's a MAGICAL number too apparently, because every anime show has a 7 in it somewhere! Seven Millennium Items, seven Dragonballs, seven seven seven! Ok, so if and when we get seven reviews, chapter um.3 will come up!