YC: SIX REVIEWS? ONLY SIX?!? YOU PEOPLE ARE JUST.
Crye: *cutting her off* calm down and post the chapter anyway for the few fans that will ACTUALLY REVIEW
Lizzy: *fingering a dagger (that she stole from Bakura)* and for those who don't review.
Avari: *hits her aibou upside the head* none of that lizzy. We don't need enemies in the audience.
Crye: *mutters* it's not like we don't have enough enemies in the cast.
YC: you say that as if it's a BAD thing! They're chibis, what are they going to do to US?
Crye: I wasn't TALKING about the chibis.
Lizzy: they know better than to rebel. Handy little thing called 'authoress powers,' maybe you've heard of them? they let us twist the fate of all who oppose us. Anyone stupid enough to complain is going to be written into an embarrassing and/or painful situation so they usually just keep their mouths shut (if they know what's good for them).
Crye: which explains why Bakura is going to be tortured later on. I hope anyway. But once again, I never said I was talking about the chibis
YC: *catches the look in Crye's eyes* oooOOOooo. You don't have to worry about him yet, he's too busy being humiliated in that costume of his.
Crye: but still-
Lizzy: no buts! We need to get this show moving already! Shall we do shout outs YC?
YC: sure. Shout outs are the reward for the people who ARE CONSIDERATE ENOUGH TO REVIEW ONCE IN A WHILE.
Crye: you've made your point. Now can we just get this over with?
Lizzy: yez ma'am! *salutes to crye* so anyway. to 'Led' (*coughEDcough*) yes, the chibi talk IS necessary. Half of the fun of doing a fic with chibis is insulting their poor speech. Without chibi talk, titles such as: 'phawaoh' and 'mawik' would not be possible. We will consider your other ideas, but we're not there yet, so we'll just have to wait and see ok?
YC: to Pachelbel: THANK YOU! thankyouthankyouthankyouthankyou. *goes on for a week* for all your nice comments! I'm glad you like it (if only my computer would stop being STUPID AND WORK) anyway, THANK YOU!
Avari: I know how much lizzy wanted to do this one, but I fear she will not be civil, so I'm responding to your review SSCeles. Yes Crye and I have crazy aibous, you don't need to be polite and lie about their sanity level, you're only fooling yourself on that one. Sadly, even if Ryou ran, he wouldn't get very far. The neat little ability to snap your fingers and have a character randomly appear (for absolutely no reason whatsoever) will get him back faster than he could plead: mercy! The torture for him has only just begun though, so don't worry, more fun is on the way.
YC: and to my number one reviewer (she's reviewed all my stories cuz she's my friend from choir plus there's the fact that she knows where I live and has access to sharp objects.) Tato: did I not say in the authoress' note that all of the characters would be tortured sooner or later and to keep quiet about it when 'your' character gets squished like a bug? DIDN'T I??? Look, I have to torture Seto sometimes too so just be happy he's not stuck in the dress ok?
Lizzy: Giggle Galaxy: ok, first off; pink is EVIL!!!! EVIL EVIL EVIL!!! Now that I've gotten THAT out of my system. thanks for reviewing! Evil says hi (among other things) back (unfortunately, everything else he said had to be censored out and all we had left was 'hi' after his statement was edited for content) *starts to imitate a newscaster* and now lets kick it over to crye for the rest of this shout out!
Crye: *sigh* kick? Riiiiight. Yes Giggle Galaxy, you are being shouted out to twice because your review was counted twice because my hikari and Lizzy are kind of *cough* desperate.
YC: CRYE!
Crye: what? It's only the truth!
YC: we are NOT desperate!
Crye: oh really? *death glares at YC*
YC: *looks at feet* ok, so we're desperate.
Crye: anyway, since hikaris tend to lean towards compassion (especially mine although the puppy eyes that convinced Lizzy played no little part in this as well) we can't force Ryou into a pink dress. it would just be. mean. Although I really don't see anything WRONG with being mean, after all this IS a torture fic, is it not?
YC: you've just been spending too much time around Bakura
Crye: you shut up. I didn't have a choice
Lizzy: if that is everyone (note that there were only SIX people to respond to (five if you aren't desperate and don't count Giggle Galaxy twice.)) shall we get on with the show?
Crye: let's. I want to laugh at Ryou in the dress (that, thank Ra, I'm not in and isn't pink)
Lizzy: (thinking evilly) we'll just see about that crye. MWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! (ignore me, I'm weird) ~*~*~*~*And Now For Our Feature Presentation*~*~*~*~
Malik: *screams like a girl and dashes away from the rabid midgets* SOMEBODY HELP ME!!!!
Evil: FWESH MEAT!!!!!!
YC: you will be SO dead if you try to eat him raw
Evil: *ignores YC and lunges at Malik, but he trips over Pointy who had tripped over his dorky shoes*
Hungry: *trips over Evil*
Blind: *trips over Hungry*
Friendly: *runs into a wall and falls onto the pile of screaming chibis*
Pointy: *is being squished by the others* need. aiwr (air).
Evil: *worms his way out of the pile and glares at friendly and all of her pinkness* can we just eat HEWR?
Friendly: *suspects nothing* don't wowwy pointy, the power of fwendship will save yew!
All: *glare at friendly* DIE!!!
Friendly: *still suspects nothing* ok! *jumps out the window*
Avari: *looks out the window* well she makes one UGLY road pancake. Fortunately we don't have to resurrect her until later when they have to go on
Hyper: *looks guiltily up at Seto* she had to jump out the WINDOW didn't she?
Seto: how ELSE was I supposed to.oh just.let it GO already!
Hyper: but you.
Seto: I HAD TO!
Lizzy: *comes back* ok, Ryou is awake and getting into his costume. Where is Mai? She is in the first scene and we need kibby. Yugi suck it up, Yami is in this next part too. Avari, go to the kitchen down the hall and get something to feed the chibis, we can't have them tear Malik apart this early in the fic. *hurries off to find Mai*
YC: I'll stay here to watch the chibi feast.er.um.help Malik.
Avari: I'll be back. *goes off to the kitchen*
Seto: *gets up on the stage (which is no more than a huge platform with a patched sheet for a curtain)* ok, what do I do?
Lizzy: well, Mai is still getting ready so we have a few minutes yet. Just get into the narrator's box *points to a square shaped room at the back of the stage room* and do the disclaimer while I find you a script *glares at the stage* we'll need to fix that.
Seto: *goes into narrator's box**mutters* I hate disclaimers. I do them enough in YC's fics.*sighs* fine: neither Lizzy9046 nor Yamicat own Yu-gi- oh or Snow White or any other movie and/or book references made. Nor do the own any of the characters from any of these things (thank god) or any rights or responsibilities thereof. Is that good?
Lizzy: *drags yami in with her when she comes back. Hands Seto a script* yes kibby that was fine. Yami, you stay here and don't do ANYTHING until I get back. If u leave this room you will be very sorry *goes off again to collect the other characters need for the next part*
Seto: *glares after Lizzy* STOP CALLING ME THAT!
Avari: *has dropped off a large supply of food in the chibi room and is about to try to find Crye when she runs into Lizzy*
Lizzy: good, Avari, go get YC and tell her to help me out with our sorry excuse for a stage. Stay in the chibi room and make sure nothing gets killed that we will need for the play
Avari: *sighs and double back to the chibi room* Lizzy wants help with the stage YC
YC: *looks up from oiling a flamethrower to use on Malik* huh? Oh FINE. *catches the look in Evil's eyes* no, I don't trust you around fire as a chibi anymore than Crye trusts you around fire at your regular size. *puts the flamethrower back in Crye's soul room (where she found it in the first place) and goes to help Lizzy*
Lizzy: YC! Glad your here, we need to do something about this stage. Can you lend me a hand?
YC: sure, but I really don't feel like cutting off a body part at the moment but if you insist.where's Malik *pretends to look for Malik so she can cut off his hand*
Lizzy: the chibis have probably eaten his hand off already, just help me do this *hands her a piece of paper and a pencil* we need to make the stage better
YC: alrighty then.*starts to write on the piece of paper and the area around them suddenly transforms into a huge theatre. The stage grows huge and soft velvet purple curtains replace the pathetic patchwork sheets. The lawn chairs that has been set up around the old stage disappear and become nice cushioned movie theatre like seat type things. Even an orchestra pit appears below the stage and a variety of instruments though we don't have anyone to play them.yet*
Lizzy: that'll work. Wanna help me drag our actors back here? I've already got Yami but we still need Ryou and Mai
YC: gotcha covered. *snaps her fingers and Ryou and Mai appear on the stage* how I love being able to do that!
Ryou: *has finally put on the dress. It iz the regular Snow White dress with the yellow torso, white skirt, and poofy red and blue sleeves (no sorry, It's NOT pink. We're not THAT evil). He also got a red hair band and red shoes. Ever present were the 2 most loathed curses of a male actor (beside being forced into a dress but this is a special case): tights and make up. He wore brilliant red lipstick but his pale complexion spared him the misery of getting his faced covered in white powder. He is blushing ever so slightly* well. I feel foolish.
Lizzy: you wear a dress well for a guy
YC: O.O *is still trying to get over the shock* well.with all due respect, you look a heck of a lot more foolish then you could possibly feel
Mai: *looks like an excerpt from a Dracula movie (which does not belong to us). She is wearing a high-necked, sweeping black dress and an ebony cape flowed out behind her. Dark lines had been painted under here eyes to emphasize the fact that the character she was playing was evil to the core (MWHAHAHAH!). she had a ruby pendant around her neck (though where she got that we may never know.) and though she had only half finished applying her make up she still resembled a circus clown (in the way only girls wearing too much makeup can)*
YC: So, now that the gangs all here, lets get this show on the road, so to speak. Seto, I believe you have the first line of the play?
Seto: but I already DID the disclaimer!
YC: no, I mean you have the first line in the script!
Lizzy: ok then people, places! *snaps her fingers and a backdrop falls behind the stage depicting a castle overlooking a vast forest*
Ryou: *had blushed deeper still after YC's comment and quietly took his place off screen to wait for his cue*
Lizzy: now remember people, the script is just a guideline. Be creative and have fun with this! Try not to get too off topic though.
Seto: once upon a computer screen there were two insane girls writing a story.
YC: SETO!
Seto: what? You just said 'be creative.'
YC: but you're the NARRATOR! You're SUPPOSED to follow the script!
Seto: *sigh* I never have any fun.*thru gritted teeth* once upon a time in a kingdom far, far away (how I despise that opening line) there was a wicked queen (because if there isn't something wicked in the story then there's no point in telling it) who thought she was the prettiest person in the world (although she wore too much makeup so no one could tell).
Mai: *walks out looking very full of herself* I am the BEST!
Seto: -.- see what I mean? Now the queen has this mirror that she must've got from somewhere but the script doesn't tell me where so you're just going to have to work that out on your own. Anyway, this mirror thing was supposed to be 'magic' but since there really isn't any such thing no one believed it. but because this is a stupid fairy tale and not real life which makes much more sense, the mirror really WAS enchanted but people STILL didn't believe because the queen was.well.people didn't like to associate with this queen because she's wicked and evil and she has a nasty habit of trying to kill people that her mirror, whom she talks to constantly, thinks are prettier than her. Of course, she doesn't dare NOT believe the mirror because its an inanimate object that can talk so its supposed to be special. And naturally the queen has this OTHER nasty habit of talking to OTHER inanimate objects that won't talk back because she's a lunatic (remind you of someone?). anyway on this particular day she decided to talk to her mirror and because she had nothing better to do, she started to talk to it in rhymes! And of course if SHE talks in rhymes, it would only make sense for the MIRROR to talk in rhymes too because this story is stupid and pointless.any of you out there starting to miss reality?
Mai: Mirror, mirror on the wall (even though its sitting on the floor.) who's the hottest chick of them all?
Croquet: *his face appears in the mirror* you ask me that question every day, why the ****ing hell can't you just go away?
Mai: mirror, mirror on the floor, if you don't answer me you wont be around anymore
Croquet: the mirror that is made of glass would like you to just kiss his @$$
Lizzy: I think it's going well so far, you?
YC: this could take a while.
Mai: *starts talking to the hammer that appeared out of nowhere in her hand* hammer, hammer in my hand, why wont my mirror do as I command?
Croquet: come on queeny can't you take a joke? You know life'd suck if I got broke
Mai: look, lets just cut the rhyming thing, its starting to grind on my nerves. Will you just answer the question?
Croquet: fine. Well, as long as you promise not to break me if you don't like what I tell you.
Mai: what do u mean? Everyone knows im the hottest chick around, I just ask you to get a second opinion! Now tell me how beautiful I am before I start doing it myself!
Croquet: NO! ANYTHING BUT THAT!
Mai: I knew you'd see it my way! So WHO was the hottest chick in the kingdom?
Croquet: sorry queeny, the. 'hottest chick' in the kingdom would be snow white
Mai: WHAT???? That *****! I am SO gonna get even with her.erm.him.er.it.SNOW WHITE
YC: congrats Ryou, now ur an 'it!'
Lizzy: I'd rather be an 'it' than the 'hottest chick in the kingdom'
Croquet: my women's intuition tells me that u have a plan
YC: O.O I KNEW there was something strange about him!
Mai: that I do. And a great one at that. Where's my evil henchman? He was supposed to be here by now!
Kimo: sorry I'm late.I was sharpening my hair
Pointy: BUT I'M POINTY!!!!
YC: I really don't think those two should meet.
Lizzy: they may spear each other in a freak hairdo accident
YC: *shudder* anyway, on with the show.
Seto: *sigh* so the queen, her mirror, and their evil henchman cooked up a plan to kill Snow White that involved the henchman dude going out and murdering hi- um.Snow White in the forest and just as proof the henchman was supposed to bring the fair maidens heart so the queen could squish it. still having a hard time questioning the sanity of these people?.wait a minute FAIR MAIDEN????? Who WROTE this crap?
YC and Lizzy: *twiddle thumbs and whistle innocently*
Seto: girls.*rolls eyes* anyway, now we get to join Snow White as SHE gazes into the well outside the castle, even though she SHOULD being doing the back breaking labor the queen provides for her instead of daydreaming about things somehow more pointless than this story.
Ryou: *wonders how he got stuck with this part as he sits on the steps near the well. weren't there supposed to be birds to talk to? Wait, no. there were some harpies ladies sitting in a nearby 'tree', but. o no..*
Lizzy: Ryou, hello? Talk to the birds!
Ryou: *points to the harpies ladies with a terrified and confused expression and mouths 'BIRDS!?!'*
YC: its not OUR fault we ran out of people to cast as woodland creatures and birds and the like! What were we supposed to do, go out and rob a zoo? Well I wouldn't put that past Bakura but given his condition.anyway, just go along with it and TALK TO THE FREAKING BIRDS!
Ryou: *and he thought the dress was bad. he gulps and forces a smile onto his face as he looks back at the harpies ladies* hello little birdies, how are you on this lovely morning?
Harpies: *screech and glare daggers at Ryou*
Ryou: *takes a deep steadying breath* I'm fine thank you, would you like some of my left over toast and marmalade? (thinking) TOAST AND MARMALADE?!? how did I get talked into this.?
YC: *grins* if you think THIS is bad, wait until you see the "poor helpless birdie" you have to rescue in the forest later.
Harpies: *snatch the food from his hands (leaving no few cuts and scrapes) and start to fight over it. they eventually get farther and farther off stage and end up leaving as a flurry of feathers*
Mai: *watching from offstage* that's my girls.
Ryou: *touches his cuts gingerly and then looks down as a first aid kit is pushed on stage and to his feet. He bandages up his hands as he watches the harpies fight* no need to fight, there is plenty for everyone.
YC: cue wishing well.*a well type thing appears out of nowhere*
Ryou: oh look, a well. maybe it's a wishing well. *walks over to it and sits down next to it* what should I wish for?
Seto: a WISHING WELL? and I thought these people could sink no lower. How many times must I say it: THERE IS NO SUCH THING AS MAGIC!
Lizzy: shut up kibby! And stick to the script!
Seto: *death glares at Lizzy* STOP CALLING ME THAT!
Ryou: I know! World peace!
Lizzy/YC: RYOU! STICK TO THE SCRIPT!
Ryou: sorry, um. I'll wish for (a different costume) friends. I wish I had friends.
Lizzy: now why does that sound so familiar.
YC: oh be quiet. It isn't MY fault!
Yami: *comes riding on stage on gaia the fierce knight's horse*
(NOTE: we are NOT going to let these people sing (Seto: thank god) so don't expect any songs)
Ryou: *looks up at Yami and the horse and doesn't exactly have to fake a look of terror when he sees the large blades on the horse's armor. he bolts off stage*
Yami: *just watches Ryou leave. He thought he might have been supposed to say something but he couldn't remember what it was so he just shrugged and waited for the curtain to fall on scene 1*
Curtain: *falls on scene 1*
Scene 1: OW! A curtain just fell on me!
~*~*~*~* End Scene 1 *~*~*~*~
Crye: well at least we got the show going
Lizzy: I know it was short, but the only way we could have made it longer was to have Ryou and Yami sing a love song so are you guys REALLY going to complain about that?
Crye: *shudder* The day Yami of all people sings a LOVE song is the day Bakura willingly gives up his matches (without me having to hold his lunch hostage IJ, don't ask (no really, DON'T ask, we don't feel like explaining))
Avari: well, it's that time again
Lizzy: the time where we cover Ryou in peanut butter and breadcrumbs and then watch the harpies ladies tear him apart?
Crye: *laughs at the mental image* only if the chibis don't get to him first. (thinking) I must tell that one to Bakura.
Avari: no aibou, that's later
Lizzy: *snaps her fingers* darn! Oh well. *goes off to find some peanut butter*
YC: *looks uneasy* you wouldn't do THAT, would you?
Crye: no hikari, we'd feed him to rabid aardvarks instead
YC: CRYE!
Crye: what IS it with you?
YC: haven't we been evil enough?
Crye: now there's a phrase I thought I'd never hear coming from YOU *realizes what just happened* oh no! run for your lives! She's in an ANGSTY MOOD!
Avari: don't worry YC, I only told Lizzy that to keep her occupied. We aren't going to cover Ryou in peanut butter and breadcrumbs and let harpies ladies tear him apart, then we won't have a leading lady, or. whatever.
Crye: yeah, we'll only do it to Kaiba, we don't need a narrator as much, do we?
YC: CRYE!!!
Avari: well while we plot further torture of everyone's favorite cast, you people need to review. Comments, suggestions, constructive criticism. as long as it's feedback and you don't mind having an insane chibi tomb robber running around with your flames. I think you all know what to do at this point. Your reviews are appreciated.
Crye: *cutting her off* calm down and post the chapter anyway for the few fans that will ACTUALLY REVIEW
Lizzy: *fingering a dagger (that she stole from Bakura)* and for those who don't review.
Avari: *hits her aibou upside the head* none of that lizzy. We don't need enemies in the audience.
Crye: *mutters* it's not like we don't have enough enemies in the cast.
YC: you say that as if it's a BAD thing! They're chibis, what are they going to do to US?
Crye: I wasn't TALKING about the chibis.
Lizzy: they know better than to rebel. Handy little thing called 'authoress powers,' maybe you've heard of them? they let us twist the fate of all who oppose us. Anyone stupid enough to complain is going to be written into an embarrassing and/or painful situation so they usually just keep their mouths shut (if they know what's good for them).
Crye: which explains why Bakura is going to be tortured later on. I hope anyway. But once again, I never said I was talking about the chibis
YC: *catches the look in Crye's eyes* oooOOOooo. You don't have to worry about him yet, he's too busy being humiliated in that costume of his.
Crye: but still-
Lizzy: no buts! We need to get this show moving already! Shall we do shout outs YC?
YC: sure. Shout outs are the reward for the people who ARE CONSIDERATE ENOUGH TO REVIEW ONCE IN A WHILE.
Crye: you've made your point. Now can we just get this over with?
Lizzy: yez ma'am! *salutes to crye* so anyway. to 'Led' (*coughEDcough*) yes, the chibi talk IS necessary. Half of the fun of doing a fic with chibis is insulting their poor speech. Without chibi talk, titles such as: 'phawaoh' and 'mawik' would not be possible. We will consider your other ideas, but we're not there yet, so we'll just have to wait and see ok?
YC: to Pachelbel: THANK YOU! thankyouthankyouthankyouthankyou. *goes on for a week* for all your nice comments! I'm glad you like it (if only my computer would stop being STUPID AND WORK) anyway, THANK YOU!
Avari: I know how much lizzy wanted to do this one, but I fear she will not be civil, so I'm responding to your review SSCeles. Yes Crye and I have crazy aibous, you don't need to be polite and lie about their sanity level, you're only fooling yourself on that one. Sadly, even if Ryou ran, he wouldn't get very far. The neat little ability to snap your fingers and have a character randomly appear (for absolutely no reason whatsoever) will get him back faster than he could plead: mercy! The torture for him has only just begun though, so don't worry, more fun is on the way.
YC: and to my number one reviewer (she's reviewed all my stories cuz she's my friend from choir plus there's the fact that she knows where I live and has access to sharp objects.) Tato: did I not say in the authoress' note that all of the characters would be tortured sooner or later and to keep quiet about it when 'your' character gets squished like a bug? DIDN'T I??? Look, I have to torture Seto sometimes too so just be happy he's not stuck in the dress ok?
Lizzy: Giggle Galaxy: ok, first off; pink is EVIL!!!! EVIL EVIL EVIL!!! Now that I've gotten THAT out of my system. thanks for reviewing! Evil says hi (among other things) back (unfortunately, everything else he said had to be censored out and all we had left was 'hi' after his statement was edited for content) *starts to imitate a newscaster* and now lets kick it over to crye for the rest of this shout out!
Crye: *sigh* kick? Riiiiight. Yes Giggle Galaxy, you are being shouted out to twice because your review was counted twice because my hikari and Lizzy are kind of *cough* desperate.
YC: CRYE!
Crye: what? It's only the truth!
YC: we are NOT desperate!
Crye: oh really? *death glares at YC*
YC: *looks at feet* ok, so we're desperate.
Crye: anyway, since hikaris tend to lean towards compassion (especially mine although the puppy eyes that convinced Lizzy played no little part in this as well) we can't force Ryou into a pink dress. it would just be. mean. Although I really don't see anything WRONG with being mean, after all this IS a torture fic, is it not?
YC: you've just been spending too much time around Bakura
Crye: you shut up. I didn't have a choice
Lizzy: if that is everyone (note that there were only SIX people to respond to (five if you aren't desperate and don't count Giggle Galaxy twice.)) shall we get on with the show?
Crye: let's. I want to laugh at Ryou in the dress (that, thank Ra, I'm not in and isn't pink)
Lizzy: (thinking evilly) we'll just see about that crye. MWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! (ignore me, I'm weird) ~*~*~*~*And Now For Our Feature Presentation*~*~*~*~
Malik: *screams like a girl and dashes away from the rabid midgets* SOMEBODY HELP ME!!!!
Evil: FWESH MEAT!!!!!!
YC: you will be SO dead if you try to eat him raw
Evil: *ignores YC and lunges at Malik, but he trips over Pointy who had tripped over his dorky shoes*
Hungry: *trips over Evil*
Blind: *trips over Hungry*
Friendly: *runs into a wall and falls onto the pile of screaming chibis*
Pointy: *is being squished by the others* need. aiwr (air).
Evil: *worms his way out of the pile and glares at friendly and all of her pinkness* can we just eat HEWR?
Friendly: *suspects nothing* don't wowwy pointy, the power of fwendship will save yew!
All: *glare at friendly* DIE!!!
Friendly: *still suspects nothing* ok! *jumps out the window*
Avari: *looks out the window* well she makes one UGLY road pancake. Fortunately we don't have to resurrect her until later when they have to go on
Hyper: *looks guiltily up at Seto* she had to jump out the WINDOW didn't she?
Seto: how ELSE was I supposed to.oh just.let it GO already!
Hyper: but you.
Seto: I HAD TO!
Lizzy: *comes back* ok, Ryou is awake and getting into his costume. Where is Mai? She is in the first scene and we need kibby. Yugi suck it up, Yami is in this next part too. Avari, go to the kitchen down the hall and get something to feed the chibis, we can't have them tear Malik apart this early in the fic. *hurries off to find Mai*
YC: I'll stay here to watch the chibi feast.er.um.help Malik.
Avari: I'll be back. *goes off to the kitchen*
Seto: *gets up on the stage (which is no more than a huge platform with a patched sheet for a curtain)* ok, what do I do?
Lizzy: well, Mai is still getting ready so we have a few minutes yet. Just get into the narrator's box *points to a square shaped room at the back of the stage room* and do the disclaimer while I find you a script *glares at the stage* we'll need to fix that.
Seto: *goes into narrator's box**mutters* I hate disclaimers. I do them enough in YC's fics.*sighs* fine: neither Lizzy9046 nor Yamicat own Yu-gi- oh or Snow White or any other movie and/or book references made. Nor do the own any of the characters from any of these things (thank god) or any rights or responsibilities thereof. Is that good?
Lizzy: *drags yami in with her when she comes back. Hands Seto a script* yes kibby that was fine. Yami, you stay here and don't do ANYTHING until I get back. If u leave this room you will be very sorry *goes off again to collect the other characters need for the next part*
Seto: *glares after Lizzy* STOP CALLING ME THAT!
Avari: *has dropped off a large supply of food in the chibi room and is about to try to find Crye when she runs into Lizzy*
Lizzy: good, Avari, go get YC and tell her to help me out with our sorry excuse for a stage. Stay in the chibi room and make sure nothing gets killed that we will need for the play
Avari: *sighs and double back to the chibi room* Lizzy wants help with the stage YC
YC: *looks up from oiling a flamethrower to use on Malik* huh? Oh FINE. *catches the look in Evil's eyes* no, I don't trust you around fire as a chibi anymore than Crye trusts you around fire at your regular size. *puts the flamethrower back in Crye's soul room (where she found it in the first place) and goes to help Lizzy*
Lizzy: YC! Glad your here, we need to do something about this stage. Can you lend me a hand?
YC: sure, but I really don't feel like cutting off a body part at the moment but if you insist.where's Malik *pretends to look for Malik so she can cut off his hand*
Lizzy: the chibis have probably eaten his hand off already, just help me do this *hands her a piece of paper and a pencil* we need to make the stage better
YC: alrighty then.*starts to write on the piece of paper and the area around them suddenly transforms into a huge theatre. The stage grows huge and soft velvet purple curtains replace the pathetic patchwork sheets. The lawn chairs that has been set up around the old stage disappear and become nice cushioned movie theatre like seat type things. Even an orchestra pit appears below the stage and a variety of instruments though we don't have anyone to play them.yet*
Lizzy: that'll work. Wanna help me drag our actors back here? I've already got Yami but we still need Ryou and Mai
YC: gotcha covered. *snaps her fingers and Ryou and Mai appear on the stage* how I love being able to do that!
Ryou: *has finally put on the dress. It iz the regular Snow White dress with the yellow torso, white skirt, and poofy red and blue sleeves (no sorry, It's NOT pink. We're not THAT evil). He also got a red hair band and red shoes. Ever present were the 2 most loathed curses of a male actor (beside being forced into a dress but this is a special case): tights and make up. He wore brilliant red lipstick but his pale complexion spared him the misery of getting his faced covered in white powder. He is blushing ever so slightly* well. I feel foolish.
Lizzy: you wear a dress well for a guy
YC: O.O *is still trying to get over the shock* well.with all due respect, you look a heck of a lot more foolish then you could possibly feel
Mai: *looks like an excerpt from a Dracula movie (which does not belong to us). She is wearing a high-necked, sweeping black dress and an ebony cape flowed out behind her. Dark lines had been painted under here eyes to emphasize the fact that the character she was playing was evil to the core (MWHAHAHAH!). she had a ruby pendant around her neck (though where she got that we may never know.) and though she had only half finished applying her make up she still resembled a circus clown (in the way only girls wearing too much makeup can)*
YC: So, now that the gangs all here, lets get this show on the road, so to speak. Seto, I believe you have the first line of the play?
Seto: but I already DID the disclaimer!
YC: no, I mean you have the first line in the script!
Lizzy: ok then people, places! *snaps her fingers and a backdrop falls behind the stage depicting a castle overlooking a vast forest*
Ryou: *had blushed deeper still after YC's comment and quietly took his place off screen to wait for his cue*
Lizzy: now remember people, the script is just a guideline. Be creative and have fun with this! Try not to get too off topic though.
Seto: once upon a computer screen there were two insane girls writing a story.
YC: SETO!
Seto: what? You just said 'be creative.'
YC: but you're the NARRATOR! You're SUPPOSED to follow the script!
Seto: *sigh* I never have any fun.*thru gritted teeth* once upon a time in a kingdom far, far away (how I despise that opening line) there was a wicked queen (because if there isn't something wicked in the story then there's no point in telling it) who thought she was the prettiest person in the world (although she wore too much makeup so no one could tell).
Mai: *walks out looking very full of herself* I am the BEST!
Seto: -.- see what I mean? Now the queen has this mirror that she must've got from somewhere but the script doesn't tell me where so you're just going to have to work that out on your own. Anyway, this mirror thing was supposed to be 'magic' but since there really isn't any such thing no one believed it. but because this is a stupid fairy tale and not real life which makes much more sense, the mirror really WAS enchanted but people STILL didn't believe because the queen was.well.people didn't like to associate with this queen because she's wicked and evil and she has a nasty habit of trying to kill people that her mirror, whom she talks to constantly, thinks are prettier than her. Of course, she doesn't dare NOT believe the mirror because its an inanimate object that can talk so its supposed to be special. And naturally the queen has this OTHER nasty habit of talking to OTHER inanimate objects that won't talk back because she's a lunatic (remind you of someone?). anyway on this particular day she decided to talk to her mirror and because she had nothing better to do, she started to talk to it in rhymes! And of course if SHE talks in rhymes, it would only make sense for the MIRROR to talk in rhymes too because this story is stupid and pointless.any of you out there starting to miss reality?
Mai: Mirror, mirror on the wall (even though its sitting on the floor.) who's the hottest chick of them all?
Croquet: *his face appears in the mirror* you ask me that question every day, why the ****ing hell can't you just go away?
Mai: mirror, mirror on the floor, if you don't answer me you wont be around anymore
Croquet: the mirror that is made of glass would like you to just kiss his @$$
Lizzy: I think it's going well so far, you?
YC: this could take a while.
Mai: *starts talking to the hammer that appeared out of nowhere in her hand* hammer, hammer in my hand, why wont my mirror do as I command?
Croquet: come on queeny can't you take a joke? You know life'd suck if I got broke
Mai: look, lets just cut the rhyming thing, its starting to grind on my nerves. Will you just answer the question?
Croquet: fine. Well, as long as you promise not to break me if you don't like what I tell you.
Mai: what do u mean? Everyone knows im the hottest chick around, I just ask you to get a second opinion! Now tell me how beautiful I am before I start doing it myself!
Croquet: NO! ANYTHING BUT THAT!
Mai: I knew you'd see it my way! So WHO was the hottest chick in the kingdom?
Croquet: sorry queeny, the. 'hottest chick' in the kingdom would be snow white
Mai: WHAT???? That *****! I am SO gonna get even with her.erm.him.er.it.SNOW WHITE
YC: congrats Ryou, now ur an 'it!'
Lizzy: I'd rather be an 'it' than the 'hottest chick in the kingdom'
Croquet: my women's intuition tells me that u have a plan
YC: O.O I KNEW there was something strange about him!
Mai: that I do. And a great one at that. Where's my evil henchman? He was supposed to be here by now!
Kimo: sorry I'm late.I was sharpening my hair
Pointy: BUT I'M POINTY!!!!
YC: I really don't think those two should meet.
Lizzy: they may spear each other in a freak hairdo accident
YC: *shudder* anyway, on with the show.
Seto: *sigh* so the queen, her mirror, and their evil henchman cooked up a plan to kill Snow White that involved the henchman dude going out and murdering hi- um.Snow White in the forest and just as proof the henchman was supposed to bring the fair maidens heart so the queen could squish it. still having a hard time questioning the sanity of these people?.wait a minute FAIR MAIDEN????? Who WROTE this crap?
YC and Lizzy: *twiddle thumbs and whistle innocently*
Seto: girls.*rolls eyes* anyway, now we get to join Snow White as SHE gazes into the well outside the castle, even though she SHOULD being doing the back breaking labor the queen provides for her instead of daydreaming about things somehow more pointless than this story.
Ryou: *wonders how he got stuck with this part as he sits on the steps near the well. weren't there supposed to be birds to talk to? Wait, no. there were some harpies ladies sitting in a nearby 'tree', but. o no..*
Lizzy: Ryou, hello? Talk to the birds!
Ryou: *points to the harpies ladies with a terrified and confused expression and mouths 'BIRDS!?!'*
YC: its not OUR fault we ran out of people to cast as woodland creatures and birds and the like! What were we supposed to do, go out and rob a zoo? Well I wouldn't put that past Bakura but given his condition.anyway, just go along with it and TALK TO THE FREAKING BIRDS!
Ryou: *and he thought the dress was bad. he gulps and forces a smile onto his face as he looks back at the harpies ladies* hello little birdies, how are you on this lovely morning?
Harpies: *screech and glare daggers at Ryou*
Ryou: *takes a deep steadying breath* I'm fine thank you, would you like some of my left over toast and marmalade? (thinking) TOAST AND MARMALADE?!? how did I get talked into this.?
YC: *grins* if you think THIS is bad, wait until you see the "poor helpless birdie" you have to rescue in the forest later.
Harpies: *snatch the food from his hands (leaving no few cuts and scrapes) and start to fight over it. they eventually get farther and farther off stage and end up leaving as a flurry of feathers*
Mai: *watching from offstage* that's my girls.
Ryou: *touches his cuts gingerly and then looks down as a first aid kit is pushed on stage and to his feet. He bandages up his hands as he watches the harpies fight* no need to fight, there is plenty for everyone.
YC: cue wishing well.*a well type thing appears out of nowhere*
Ryou: oh look, a well. maybe it's a wishing well. *walks over to it and sits down next to it* what should I wish for?
Seto: a WISHING WELL? and I thought these people could sink no lower. How many times must I say it: THERE IS NO SUCH THING AS MAGIC!
Lizzy: shut up kibby! And stick to the script!
Seto: *death glares at Lizzy* STOP CALLING ME THAT!
Ryou: I know! World peace!
Lizzy/YC: RYOU! STICK TO THE SCRIPT!
Ryou: sorry, um. I'll wish for (a different costume) friends. I wish I had friends.
Lizzy: now why does that sound so familiar.
YC: oh be quiet. It isn't MY fault!
Yami: *comes riding on stage on gaia the fierce knight's horse*
(NOTE: we are NOT going to let these people sing (Seto: thank god) so don't expect any songs)
Ryou: *looks up at Yami and the horse and doesn't exactly have to fake a look of terror when he sees the large blades on the horse's armor. he bolts off stage*
Yami: *just watches Ryou leave. He thought he might have been supposed to say something but he couldn't remember what it was so he just shrugged and waited for the curtain to fall on scene 1*
Curtain: *falls on scene 1*
Scene 1: OW! A curtain just fell on me!
~*~*~*~* End Scene 1 *~*~*~*~
Crye: well at least we got the show going
Lizzy: I know it was short, but the only way we could have made it longer was to have Ryou and Yami sing a love song so are you guys REALLY going to complain about that?
Crye: *shudder* The day Yami of all people sings a LOVE song is the day Bakura willingly gives up his matches (without me having to hold his lunch hostage IJ, don't ask (no really, DON'T ask, we don't feel like explaining))
Avari: well, it's that time again
Lizzy: the time where we cover Ryou in peanut butter and breadcrumbs and then watch the harpies ladies tear him apart?
Crye: *laughs at the mental image* only if the chibis don't get to him first. (thinking) I must tell that one to Bakura.
Avari: no aibou, that's later
Lizzy: *snaps her fingers* darn! Oh well. *goes off to find some peanut butter*
YC: *looks uneasy* you wouldn't do THAT, would you?
Crye: no hikari, we'd feed him to rabid aardvarks instead
YC: CRYE!
Crye: what IS it with you?
YC: haven't we been evil enough?
Crye: now there's a phrase I thought I'd never hear coming from YOU *realizes what just happened* oh no! run for your lives! She's in an ANGSTY MOOD!
Avari: don't worry YC, I only told Lizzy that to keep her occupied. We aren't going to cover Ryou in peanut butter and breadcrumbs and let harpies ladies tear him apart, then we won't have a leading lady, or. whatever.
Crye: yeah, we'll only do it to Kaiba, we don't need a narrator as much, do we?
YC: CRYE!!!
Avari: well while we plot further torture of everyone's favorite cast, you people need to review. Comments, suggestions, constructive criticism. as long as it's feedback and you don't mind having an insane chibi tomb robber running around with your flames. I think you all know what to do at this point. Your reviews are appreciated.
