YC: NO SCHOOL TODAY!!!! YAY!!!! REJOI- oh… oops… hi again! *nervous laugh* did you miss us?

Crickets: *chirp*

Avari: that would be a resounding "no"

Crye: grrr... if we don't get some readers soon I'm going to drag them back here and force them to read this!

YC: why do you even CARE?

Crye: we're being forced to do this anyway, we might as well get some reviews out of it

Lizzy: well it appears that we DO have some reviews actually, which brings us to shout outs!

Avari: well JSC106, sorry to disappoint you, but no, Ryou is not going to die.  Though it's not a bad idea… save everyone a lot of trouble…

YC: oh come on! As if we haven't killed him off enough already…

Crye: *glares* NOT MY FAULT! Anyway, next person, Smiley.

YC: *reads review* WHAT DO YOU MEAN "don't torture Malik????" we can do whatever we want, so HA!

Lizzy: and the "too pretty" excuse doesn't work either. If being bish got you out of torment then this fic would consist of YC drooling over Seto…

YC: HEY!!!!!!!!

Lizzy: *ignores YC* … instead of our lovely zany antics.

Avari: *rolls her eyes* moving on…

Lizzy: right! so… Marikzgal4eva, you think we're creative? Yeah! HA! Told you so Avari!

Avari: oh yes, very creative. What was the disclaimer count from the last chapter Crye?

Crye: four.

YC: but at least we bothered to put disclaimers in. how much trouble would we be in if we actually stole the lines?

Crye: (thoughtfully) not a lot if you didn't get caught…

Avari: no comment.  We have many more shout outs to do…

YC: so, Kitten, your comment was "evil"

Lizzy: why yes, yes we are

Avari: *hits Lizzy upside the head* don't you even start with that

Lizzy: *glares* yes ma'am *muttergrumblegrowl* now, next up: EvilLemur, also known as Ed, Black_Lemur, Led, and/or my little annoying friend! The violence was satisfactory was it?  I noticed that we lacked much more than threats too… don't worry though. Chibi Bakura is in this chapter^_^!

YC: lessee… Bob of Oz (aka jp harling) and Discokitty! Yay! The whole TWO members of our fan club! Thanks for the support guys, and please don't maim me for doing this so slowly…

Lizzy: it's not her fault, I procrastinate as much as she does

Avari: making it both of your faults

Crye: anyway, how about we do this before we make a chapter out of just shout outs?

Lizzy: works for me…

~*~*~*~*And Now For Our Feature Presentation*~*~*~*~

Seto: back again, are you? And I thought you couldn't be any more stupid… *gets hit by a duel disk*

YC: Seto! Stop insulting the readers!

Seto:  Did you just throw a DUEL DISK at me?

YC: *swings the older version of the duel disk back to her* no, a aimed it at you and swung

Seto: it didn't have anyone's deck in it beforehand did it?

YC: um… just keep reading Seto

Seto: *is about to argue, but isn't in the mood to be hit again* fine… anyway, last time the woodland creatures and Snow White were cleaning up the cottage. But since the two lazy procrastinating loafing... *gets hit by the NEWER version of the duel disk*

YC: NOW I threw a duel disk at you

Seto: you're cruel

YC: no, just insistent

Seto: the two authoresses didn't feel like describing to you how they got the cottage all cleaned up, which is probably a good thing because it requires a song anyway…

All: *shudder*

Seto: so now the dwarves are coming home, oblivious to the fact that there is a tired young GIRL taking a nap sprawled across three of their "funny little beds"

Lizzy: *clapping unenthusiastically* yes yes lovely job Seto, now shut up and let the actors do their thing

Evil, Hungry, Pointy, Friendly (who has been resurrected (3 cheers for Monster Reborn (but not really cuz it's Tea (now let's see how many little comments I can fit into this thing (oh! look! Another one!))))), Blind, Victor, Hyper: *are all "mining" (but really they're just walking around saying "milling" (your cue to laugh, Tatooinedweller, that inside joke was just for you) over and over) and sticking their (thankfully PLASTIC) pickaxes into the plastic rocks behind them and discovering "priceless gems" (although they're really just rock candy, but Evil doesn't know that… yet)*

Evil: *keeps "stealing" the "priceless gems." Just ignore the fact that we're all WATCHING him shove them into his pockets*

Hungry: *finally submits to the urge to lick the "crystal" he's holding* hey! This isn't a gem! This is wock candy! *scarfs the rest of the "jewel" down and then moves on to the pile of one's they've already collected*

Evil: (thinking) ROCK CANDY?!? d@mn... *takes it out of his pockets, stares at for a moment, and then submits to his (very sharp) sweet tooth and shoves it in his mouth*

Hyper: *eyes get very big and an ALMOST evil smile covers his face* rock candy? Isn't that… pure sugar? *leaps onto the rock pile and shoves the stuff into his face almost as fast as Hungry*

Seto:  NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! WHAT WERE YOU THINKING?!?

YC/Lizzy: we can THINK?

All Chibis: *have one by one more or less broken down and started attacking the rock candy. Well, except for Blind. She's standing off to the side with no clue as to what's going on*

Blind: Jowey? Guys? Anywon? What's gowing on?

Hungry:  *grabs some rock candy and takes it over to Blind* hewe sis, I bwought you some of owr food

Avari: *standing next to Lizzy* you know, they're not going to stop eating it until it's all gone. I told you we should have fed them

Lizzy: you mean they didn't ever catch Malik?

Malik: *standing battered and bruised in the doorway* heck yeah they caught me!

Lizzy: *eyes him up* eh, you're in more or less one piece. No lasting harm done… *proceeds to ignore Malik*

Malik: you really ARE evil!

YC: oh yeah, this from YOU

Malik: shut up

YC: watch it. I could quite easily recast YOU as our lead

Malik: *looks at the chibis* NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!

YC: good boy. Now go to the back room again and sit there quietly until we bring you the chibis to entertain again

Malik: *runs off*

YC: well that did its job rather nicely. Now… where were we?

Hyper: *is literally bouncing off the walls*

All others: *are experiencing other effects of their sugar highs*

Lizzy: well that's just great. Should Avari go get her tranquilizer gun?

Avari: no Lizzy, they need to act after this

Lizzy: I hate you when you're right

Avari: you hate me very often don't you?

YC: fine. This should work. *calling to the chibis on stage* HEY GUYS! FREE FOOD BACK AT YOUR HOUSE!

Evil: is there beer?

Lizzy: um… yes?

Evil: I'm there! *dashes off stage*

All chibis: *follow Evil in a little hoard. Well, all but Blind that is…*

Blind: guys?

Hungry: *runs back on stage and grabs his sister before dragging her off of the set* come on! Fwee food!

*scene change*

scene 3: *in a dressing room* I'M CHANGING HERE!!! *slams the door shut*

All Chibis (including Blind who is being dragged by Hungry): *dash into the hut and for no reason in particular run up the stairs, not stopping to bother about the sudden cleanliness. All seven of them stop dead (crashing into each other in the process) when they see their guest lying on three beds*

Evil: holy $h!t, how did she get hewre?

Victor: *nudges Evil* Bakura, watch your language, and it's Ryou.  Crye isn't playing Snow White anymore

Evil: exawtically, how did SHE get hewre?

Hungry: *looking around the room* wewre's da fwee food?

Lizzy: yeah, about that… we lied to you.  You have to continue acting if you want to get fed

Hungry: BUT I HUNGWY! I WAN' FOOD!!!!

Evil: wiwl dere stiwl be beer?

Ryou: *had actually fallen asleep (ignore that DM, um… HELPED him with a sound hit upside the head…) but was woken up by Hungry yelling, just in time to hear Evil's beer comment* (thinking) great, he's going to be a DRUNK midget…

Evil: //I hewrd dat//

Ryou: (under his breath) great… *sits up* oh my, what are all you little chib- um, I mean, children doing here?

Pointy: we wive hewre morwon

Hungry: dats a lot coming fwom YEW Twistan!

Pointy: shut up Jowey, or I'll stab yew wiff my haiwr!

Evil: hewy! Datz MY job!

Ryou: is there a non-violent alternative option?

All chibis but friendly: NO!

Friendly: downt wowwry wyou, fwiendship wiwl save yew!

All: SHUT UP FRWIENDLY!

Ryou: uh, are you guys going to tell me that this is your house and ask me what on earth possessed me to clean it?

Evil: *glare*

Ryou: um, "what on earth came over me to clean your house." Yeah. That's what I meant

Victor: right. what you said

Ryou: um, does that mean I should go cook now?

Hungry: FOOD!!!

Hyper: -.- you'd better take that as a resounding yes

Ryou: (unenthusiastically) right then… *gets up and starts downstairs*

All chibis: *follow after him (yes, even Blind. She was swept up in the crowd)*

Evil: and don't fowget da beer!

*curtain drops on scene 4*

scene 4: GAH!!! CAN'T… BREATH!!! NEED… AIR!!!

Wanda: oh blah blah blah your needs! (don't own her, or Fairly Odd Parents, and if you don't watch Fairly Odd Parents, then you probably won't get that last joke (now go watch it! Great show!))

~*~*~*~*End Chapter 5*~*~*~

YC: yeah, we know it was a really short chapter… not that we especially CARE… besides, the chibis need to recover from the after affects of sugar highs, and we wanna give them a chapter break to fully recover before they go insane again

Lizzy: ok, so I lied. This chapter wasn't very violent at all. Not the first lie I've ever told.  Nor will it be (by any wide stretch of the imagination) the last! Deal with it

Avari: oh Lizzy, you're so caring…

Crye: …

YC: why so quiet, Crye?

Crye: where did you get the original duel disk?

YC: um… I found it?

Crye: HA! So you DO go through Kaiba's stuff when he's not looking!

Lizzy: does he have Blue Eyes White Dragons on his boxers?

YC: O.O how am I supposed to answer THAT???

Lizzy: it's a yes or no question. Not that hard. This isn't rocket science YC

YC: HOW SHOULD I KNOW WHAT KIND OF FREAKIN' BOXERS HE HAS?!?!

Avari: no comment

Lizzy: *fighting to suppress laughter* do you REALLY want me to answer that?

Avari: no. anything you say will be very perverted. Lets keep it G here

Lizzy: but this isn't rated G…

Avari: minor detail

YC: Lizzy!!! How on earth could you-

Crye: *smirks* it was just a question, hikari. My, my, you're really being defensive on this. Is there something you're not telling us?

YC: NO!!!!

Lizzy: well just forget about it. I'll just ask HIM. In fact, if I'm not mistaken, that's him now

Seto: *storms into the empty space we're doing this in* WHERE'S. MY. DECK?!?!?!

YC: uh-oh. um… gotta go guys!

Lizzy: R&R! *runs for her life*