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Bra walked down the stairs, hoping not to be seen by the spirits. little gray specks landed on her clothes, and as she looked up, there was another frog smoking a cigarette out the window. she heard a noise behind her, and screamed, running down the stairs at top speed, until she ran smack into a wall. She finally found the door to the boiler room, and went inside. There was a four-armed man with three eyes tending to the boiler. Bra hesitated, never having seen someone like him before in her life. She finally got the courage to ask him, "Are you Tenshinhan?" The man didn't even look up. "Yes, I am Tenshinhan, slave to the fires that heat the water. What do you want, human?" Bra hesitated once more, due to Tenshinhan's curt manner. "I came to ask for a job." she finally said. Tenshinhan snorted. "I don't need you! I've got all the help I need." With that, he pulled a cord that rang a bell. "Break's over, you lazy dustballs! back to work!" As he said this, thousands of little soot sprites skittered into the room on their spindly little legs, each carrying a lump of coal. One of them bumped into Bra's foot. "Sorry!" she said, moving her foot. Immediately, as she put it down, dozens more crowded against her other foot. "Just a second!" she said, and she jumped up on the step of Tenshinhan's platform. All of the little black dustballs skittered away, throwing their coal into the furnace. Bra saw one of them trip, and collapse, getting crushed under his lump of coal. Bra picked it up, and the soot sprite flew away. "Should I put this here?" She asked. "Finish what you started, human!" said Tenshinhan impatiently. Bra followed the sprites, taking care not to step on them. She balked as she came to the furnace, obviously afraid of being burnt. After she got the courage to throw it in, she ran up to the deck. suddenly, a little door opened in the wall, revealing a black-haired woman with a tray of food. "Tenshinhan, I brought you some rice, but you don't get it until I get your other bowl. Tenshinhan handed her an empty, food-encrusted bowl. "I told you to leave it out." said the woman. She caught sight of Bra. "A HUMAN! You're in big trouble! Everyone is looking for you!" Tenshinhan looked up. "She's my grandaughter, Videl. Can you take her to see Juuhachigou? She's tough, she can take it." "no way am I risking MY life!" said Videl, crossing her arms. tenshinhan held out a bag. "I'll give you this bag of senzu beans. They're good ones." "Gimme those." said Videl, snatching them away. "Come on, human." as they were heading to the door, Videl turned to Bra. "No even a 'yes ma'am' or a 'thank you, ma'am'?" "Yes Ma'am! Thank you, Ma'am!" she said quickly. "What a dope." said Videl, rolling her eyes. Leave your shoes, you won't need them.

The elevator was traveling up the shaft. Bra was looking really closely to the open back, as the wall rushed by. Videl glared at her. "You wanna lose your nose?" Bra backed up, as the elevator came to the second-from-the-top floor. There was a large, white-skinned android wearing a funny outfit with a spiked hat standing there. he said nothing, but pointed up. "Hey, Juukyugou. sorry, but this elevator doesn't go any higher." said Videl. so Juukyugou went to the other elevator, with Bra and Videl hiding behind him. Another spikey-haired guy, similar to Goten, popped up. "Hey, Videl, wat's that smell?" he sniffed. "You smell like a human! are you hiding something?" Videl held out the senzu beans. "Is this what you smell?" "Is that...?" The man reached for the beans. Videl was holding them just out of his reach as Juukyugou and Bra got on the elevator. Videl called out, "If you wanna go higher, pull that lever down." Bra nodded, and pulled the lever, and the eleator lurched up.

The elevator stopped at the top floor. Bra got off and turned to Juukyugou. "Thank you." she said with a bow, and Juukyugou went back down. Bra stood there staring up at the door. she began to open it, when the knocker said, "Well, aren't you going to knock first?" Bra jumped. "What a pathetic little girl you are." said the knocker, and the doort flew open, pulling her down the hall at over 60 mph. she stopped in front of a desk with a very pretty blonde teenage girl behind it. Bra was quiet for a second, due to te fact tat there were green, wrinkly, bug-eyed heads circling her. "I wanna ask for a job!" she yelled. Juuhachigou pretended to zip a zipper, sealing Bra's mouth shut. "Don't give me that." said Juuhachigou. "Your parents ate the food of the spirits and wee turned into pigs. They got what they deserved." she looked up. "I could turn you into a piglet, or a lump of coal." she smirked. "You are very brave to get up here. But you can't have done it alone. Why don't you tell me who helped you, so we can tank them, hmm?" She unzipped Bra's mouth. "Can I please have a job?!" Bra yelled. "Don't start that again!" said Juuhachigou. "But I need a job!" Juuhachigou flew up to her, her hair all askew. "I'M THE BOSS, AND I DON'T HAVE TO GIVE YOU A JOB!!!" She calmed down. "Or, I can give to the most difficult job, and work you until you breath your last..." suddenly, there was loud crying coming from a room behind the desk. "Oh, sweetie!" said Juuhachigou. she ran to the room. "Mommy's here!" "MAY I PLEASE HAVE A JOB?!?!?!" Yelled Bra. "FINE!!" said Juuhachigou. a piece of paper flew to her. "Sign your name there!" said Juuhachigou. "I can't believe I took that stupid oath! I hate being so nice!" Bra signed her name. the paper flew to Juuhachigou, who morphed the charactars in her name. "Your name is "Sengou" now. GOTEN!!!" Goten appeared. "Yes, Juuhachigou?" "Take this girl to her post!" "Yes madam." he said, bowing. "What's your name?" "Br-.... It's Sengou." and he took her to the elevator.

As they were going down, Sengou said, "Thank you." "Dont talk to me" and call me "Master Goten" They came to the lowest floor. "One of you needs to take this girl!" he said. "Not us!" said one woman, who looked like a dumber version of Bulma. "She'll stink up the place!" "Her smell will go away after three days of eating our food!" said Goten. "Videl, you take her." "Me?! You owe me, Goten." They said not a word a they went to Videl's quarters.

When they got there, Videl turned to Sengou. "I can't believe you pulled it off! You're such a dope! I was so worried!" She began to dig through the closet. looking for clothes. Sengou said nothing, but stood there thinking. "Videl, are there two Gotens?" "Two? I can barely stand one!" Suddenly, Sengou collapsed. "What's wrong?" said one roommate. "It's the new girl. she's not doing too well" said Videl, and they put her to bed.