Chris: "Last time on Total Drama Island… The competitors were forced to conquer their deepest, darkest fears. Not all of them succeeded, but others surprised the group and faced their fears head-on. In a shocking twist, Tyler let the Bass down when he was too chicken to face the chicken. Get it?" (Chuckles.) "Courtney also let the Bass down by refusing to dive into a pool of green jelly, until she accidentally tripped & fell in! Despite that, the Gophers still won immunity. And even though Courtney had the most votes to go home. It was Sadie who decided to quit to reunite with Katie. Saving the C.I.T from elimination. Once again, the Bass find themselves behind. Can they pull this one out of the water? Find out today on Total. Drama. Island!"
(Theme song plays.)
(The episode begins with the Bass and Gophers gathering near the pier, with Chris.)
Chris: "Bass, Gophers, your challenge today is a summer camp activity, a canoe trip, you will paddle your canoes all the way to...Boney Island, when you reach the mainland you will transfer your canoes to the other end of the island. It is about two hours of walking on a dangerous path."
Geoff: "Transmit what?"
Chris: "'Transship', dude, walk your canoes." (Geoff sighs in relief.) when you get to the other side, you have to make a rescue fire which will be judged by me, the team that returns to the camp first wins immunity. move, move! (The campers start to run off.) ...Wait! (The campers stop.) I almost forgot, if you take anything off the island, you'll be cursed...FOREVER!"
(The campers get worried at this.)
Owen: "Yeah, an enchanted island, woohoo!" (The others look at him strangely)
(The campers leave, as Beth recently arrived with paper in her shoes.)
Beth: "What did I miss?"
Chris: "The canoe!" (Beth leaves with her teammates.)
CONFESSIONAL:
Cody: "Chris said to find a partner, it was my time to throw my play, if I could get enough time with her, I could love her!"
END OF CONFESSIONAL:
Cody: (grabbing Gwen's hand) "Come on, Gwen, let's do it, you and me-" (Gwen grabs him and pins him down.)
Lindsay: (grabbing Trent next to Beth) "Oh, Trent, you have to come with us!" (They take him away.)
Gwen: (Sighs and leaves Cody) "Okay, but I'm in charge."
Cody: "That's the way I like it."
CONFESSIONALS:
Cody: "Yeah yeah, it's finally started!" (starts playing air guitar)
Gwen: (Groans in annoyance.) "Cody, he's like an annoying little brother, a very annoying one."
Cody: (Still playing air guitar.)
Gwen: "What an idea to join Cody."
END OF CONFESSIONALS:
(Izzy pushes the canoe and falls into it, putting on a life jacket.)
Izzy: "Just follow my technique, I'm an expert and the tribe can claim me at any time."
LeShawna: (pushes the canoe) "Let's hope it's today..."
(The Killer Bass go down, Duncan walks over to Bridgette.)
Duncan: "How about we team up, Malibu?"
Bridgette: "Um, I don't know, maybe we need someone else.." (Notices Geoff, who greets DJ.) Courtney, do you want to be our partners?" (Courtney rolls her eyes, then walks down and joins them.)
(We then see Harold & Tyler partnering up, by getting their own boat.)
CONFESSIONAL:
Geoff: "I thought that Bridge and I were like filth and claw, but he stopped paying attention to me...nah, everything is fine."
END OF CONFESSIONAL:
DJ: (to Geoff) "Need a partner, dude?"
Geoff: "Excellent!"
(Heather notices that she doesn't have a partner and bumps into Owen waving at him, and she rolls her eyes.)
DJ: (touching the canoe) "Dude, do canoes capsize often?"
Geoff: "No, that's the kayaks." (DJ sighs with relief) "Unless we get to rough waters." (hands him a life preserver)
CONFESSIONAL:
DJ: "When I was 8 years old, my brothers dared me to jump off the pool trampoline, I was scared but I wasn't going to let them call me a chicken, I fell on my butt, my swimsuit went up so high that they took me to the doctor to that they take it out of me, they invented a new diagnosis about it, 'the aquatic measure', since then I fear water."
END OF CONFESSIONAL:
(Scene cuts to the campers lining up in their canoes.)
Chris: (pointing a gun at the sky) "Ready? (Fires gun) GO!" (The teams row away, an eagle falls to the ground, and Chris looks nervously into the camera.) That's going to lead to some angry emails."
(Then we cut to the campers paddling on the lake.)
Cody: "So would you like to go out with me sometime?"
Gwen: "No."
Cody: "How about Friday?"
Gwen: "Um... no."
Cody: "How about Saturday? Saturday is a good day."
Gwen: "I'm not going out with you, EVER!"
Cody: "Okay, okay, geez, is Sunday out of the question?" (Gwen uses her oar to hit him in the kiwis.) "Got it..."
CONFESSIONAL:
Cody: "Okay, maybe she's not ready for the Cody-meister.."
END OF CONFESSIONAL:
Izzy: "And then the peasants taught us how to hunt a crocodile and then cook it, just like a koala."
LeShawna: "Isn't hunting koalas illegal?"
Izzy: "I don't know (laughs) it may be illegal."
(Then we see Lindsay leaning on Trent's knee)
Lindsay: "Do you mind if I get a little tan?"
Trent: "I don't see what the problem is."
(Meanwhile with the Killer Bass...)
Geoff: "Can I ask you something, dude? I gave Bridge a present, but he's been giving me weird vibes ever since..."
(We then cut to another canoe.)
Bridgette: "Oh Courtney, that was horrible..."
FLASHBACK:
Bridgette: (voiceover) "I'm coming back from brushing my teeth until I noticed a lump in my blanket, when I removed it I saw this." (As she pulls back the blanket, it reveals a heart frame, with images of Bridgette and Geoff cut out.)
END OF FLASHBACK:
Courtney: (gasps) "No!"
Bridgette: "Yes"
Duncan: "I was in bad shape.."
Courtney: (nervous) "Umm, yeah."
Geoff: "I did it in crafts"
DJ: "No way you didn't.."
Geoff: "I did!"
Bridgette: "And it gets worse, there was a note on the back that said"
Geoff: "'I hope you think of me when you drop coins & change here.'" (DJ face-palmed & sighed.)
(Bridgette gasps in disgust, as Courtney and Duncan flinch)
Duncan: "Dude, that's messed up..."
Geoff: "Okay?"
DJ: "Damn dude, it's so bad, it needs a new word to say it, you see, dating is like feeding a rabbit, you want the rabbit to come to you, right? The secret is to do it gently, 'come here bunny' , but if you do it very fast, like throwing a brick of carrots at the bunny, the bunny will run away, do you get me?
Geoff: "So I messed up?"
DJ: "Totally, dude."
(Commercial break.)
(We cut back to the Cody & Gwen paddling.)
Cody: "I think I know why you keep on shooting me down.. It's because of Trent, right?" (Gwen's eyes widen in shock.) "Look, I'm pretty tight with Trent, and I was definitely sensing an 'I'm into Gwen' vibe from him." (Gwen then gives Cody a glare.) "I'll put in a good word for you, you know, if you want?"
Gwen: (Smiles.) "Wow, that's really cool of you."
Cody: "Ah well.."
Gwen: "If you can get us in the same boat on the way home, I'll so owe you one."
Cody: "Interesting that you would say that. See, I'm a bit of trouble myself."
Gwen: "What do you mean?"
Cody: "Well, uh.. I kind of bet Owen that if I got your bra, he'd do all my dishes for the rest of the competition." (Gwen then glares angrily, as she uses his oar to hit Cody in the kiwis again, as he groans in pain.) "Right.. Asking too much.. Got it.." (Then he saw some dark clouds from the ocean.) "Hey, was that there earlier?"
Gwen: "I don't think so.."
(The camera then pans to the contestants getting concerned about it, until they show a background of Boney Island.)
Chris: (Voiceover) "You'll be paddling your canoes across the lake.." (Spooky voice.) "To Boney Island!"
(The contestants, except Izzy all get concerned all around the island as the continue paddling, & they all stop at the sand.)
Izzy: "Ok, did you see that skull? How cool is that? It's like this place is haunted or something!"
(A ghostly sound was heard, as the contestants pick up their boats.)
Gwen: "Let's just get this over with."
(We cut to the contestants running & picking up their boats. They all get scared at the skulls on the trees, then a tree falls, trapping The Gophers. Then they see a lot of eyes from the bushes.)
Cody: "I think I saw something.."
(Then they see some monster beavers coming out, as Cody attempts not to wet himself.)
Cody: "MONSTER BEAVERS!"
(The Gophers then run away in fear.)
CONFESSIONAL:
Chris: "A remnant of the pleistocene era, the woolly beaver is a day-active rodent indigenous to Boney Island. Oh yeah, and they're meat-eaters."
END OF CONFESSIONAL:
(The Gophers continue to run away as the beavers continue chasing them. We then see a bear scratching his back from a tree, but when he see's the beavers chasing the Gophers, he gets his glasses on.)
(We cut to The Gophers still running, until they see a lake.)
Owen: "Dead end!"
(They stopped running, then the beavers unexpectedly walk away from them.)
Trent: "Hey, they're leaving!"
Owen: "Did anybody pack a change of underwear?" (The contestants laugh as Owen sheepishly smiles.) "No. Seriously.." (Chuckles as he farts. The rest groan in disgust, but some giant geese show up from their nests.) "Oh, man.."
(We then cut to The Gophers running for their lives again from the geese.)
Owen: "I'm definitely gonna need new underwear.."
(The geese continue chasing them, as the bear breaks the glasses.)
Gwen: "Someone please do something!"
Cody: "Wait!" (Gets some bread out.)
Gwen: "Um, where did that come from?"
Cody: "Uh.. I was gonna make us have a romantic picnic!"
Gwen: "With bread from your pants?!"
Trent: "Just throw it already!"
(Cody then unwraps the bread, & throws it on the ground into tiny pieces. As the geese fly to it.)
Gwen: "It worked!"
(The Gophers watch, but The Bass run from them.)
Duncan: "Suckers!"
Izzy: "Come on! The race isn't over yet! We still have to burn stuff!"
(We then cut to The Bass, looking around for directions.)
DJ: "Which way are we gonna go?"
Courtney: "Left." (The boat is about to fall on the 3, but Duncan puts it back up, as he smiles at the 2 girls, Bridgette smiles back, but Courtney rolls her eyes.) "Definitely left."
Geoff: "I don't know.. I think we should take the one on the right."
Bridgette: "The right trail is wider." (Geoff then smiles romantically at her, as she gets concerned.) "What the hell are you looking at?" (Geoff's smile then turns sheepishly, as he & DJ walk away, then Bridgette sighs after that, but she realizes they're missing 2.) "Hey, where's Harold & Tyler?"
(Duncan just shrugs, but Courtney is unfazed.)
Courtney: "Pfft.. I bet Tyler is sneaking off to her girlfriend again.."
(We then cut back to The Gophers running.)
Trent: "I can see the other team."
Gwen: "They're taking the path on the right."
Trent: "Then let's go left."
(We then cut to The Gophers now walking, with Heather not holding the boat anymore, as Owen holds on to it on his own. But they see Tyler sinking into quicksand, with Harold trying to get him out.)
Gwen: "Tyler?! What are you doing here?"
Tyler: "Me & Harold got a little lost over here to find Lindsay. Until this happened!"
CONFESSIONALS:
Tyler: "Great.. How am I supposed to know what quicksand looks like? It LOOKS just like quicksand!
Chris: (Chuckling.) "Can you believe they fell for that? I set it off, but I didn't think anyone would walk into it. That's just crazy!" (Continues laughing.)
END OF CONFESSIONALS:
(The Gophers stop walking as they look at him.)
Lindsay: "Don't worry, Tyler! I'll save you!"
Tyler: "Lindsay don't!"
(Then Lindsay goes into the quicksand, as Tyler face-palms, & Lindsay gasps.)
Lindsay: "I'm stuck too!"
Tyler: "You mean, we?"
Lindsay: "Yeah! I SO didn't see that coming!"
Tyler: (Sighs sadly.) "Well, It's been nice knowing you babe.. Help! Somebody help us!"
(Then Cody begins to run, as Tyler & Lindsay both sink in the quicksand together, Harold pulls away from Tyler's hand as he rubs his hand in pain. Then Tyler raises his hand for help)
Harold: "Gosh! I knew my hand wasn't strong enough from that quicksand.."
(We then see Cody swinging on a vine, trying to reach for Tyler's hand, but he misses & crashes into a tree. But Tyler luckily hangs onto the vine, as he & Lindsay get out of the quicksand together. As The Gophers & Harold cheer for them. Just as Cody walks back, dizzy.)
Tyler: (Looks at Lindsay.) "Are you ok?" (Lindsay happily nods, as they both share a kiss together, just before Cody walks to them.) "Gee, thanks Cody! You really are a life-saver!"
Cody: (Snaps out of it.) "I am?"
Lindsay: (Hugs Cody.) "Of course! My hero!" (Pulls away.) "Where did you learn to do that?"
Cody: (Scratches his head.) "You know.. I watch a lot of movies."
Gwen: "This is very touching guys, but we've still got a challenge to win."
Tyler: "Shoot! We gotta go back to our team! See you later Lindsay!" (Runs off with Harold.)
(Then we cut to the Killer Bass walking with their canoes.)
Chris: (voiceover) "Just when nothing could happen to the catfish, disaster struck."
Geoff: (shudders and falls to the ground) "Ow!" (grabs his leg in pain.) "My leg, why my leg?! It's so painful!"
(The other Bass left their canoes and approached him.)
Bridgette: "Geoff!"
Geoff: "You have to go on without me!"
(Courtney shrugged and was about to leave until DJ grabbed her arm.)
DJ: "We won't leave anyone behind, not on my watch!"
CONFESSIONALS:
Geoff: "I didn't think I could continue, they touched me and I died."
Bridgette: "I've seen surfers get eaten by sharks, but this...was terrifying!"
DJ: "He was hurt but he continued, the man has a heart!"
END OF CONFESSIONALS:
(Geoff was seen to have a small splinter in his leg, and the camera zoomed out showing him being carried by one of the canoes, they made it to the beach to be greeted by the gophers, as Leshawna and Heather tried to turn on the campfire, then they noticed that the Bass already had their campfire lit.)
Heather: "How did they do that?"
Duncan: (Pulls out a lighter while smirking.) "Like that."
Chris: (on a helicopter) "There's no rule against lighters, good for the Basses."
(Meanwhile, Beth was picking up sticks until she noticed a tiki doll on the ground in a bush.)
FLASHBACK:
Chris: "If you take anything off the island, you'll be cursed...FOREVER!"
(Beth comes out of the bathroom)
Beth: "What did I miss?"
Chris: "The canoe!" (Beth leaves)
END OF FLASHBACK:
(Beth happily takes the doll and puts it in her pocket.)
(Then we cut to Trent leaning on a rock, next to Cody.)
Trent: "It was good that you helped Tyler and Lindsay."
Cody: (Opening a soda) "I was just helping others. (offers Trent) Want a drink?"
Trent: "Nah, I'm fine."
Cody: "Trent, let's talk, man to man."
Trent: "Ok, what do you want to talk about?"
Cody: "I've looked for Gwen several times but she got away, the point is that she doesn't like me, they like you."
Trent: (getting up and glaring at him) "If you're lying I can easily rearrange your face, you know?"
Cody: "Dude, what's in it for me to lie to you?" (Trent smiles at him)
Trent: "Okay, so what should I do?"
Cody: "Listen, this is what I would-"
Heather: "Guys, have you finished your tea party? We're in the middle of a challenge!"
(We cut to Geoff who was slowly crawling while holding few sticks, when he was near the campfire he threw them into the fire.)
DJ: "Bridge, you have experience in first aid, you should check him, he could have gangrene!" (Bridgette approached him while he smiled.)
CONFESSIONAL:
DJ: "I owed Geoff one, he helped me get over my fear of water, and when I saw he was drowning with his girl, I had to help him."
END OF CONFESSIONAL:
Courtney: "It's not big enough, we need more firewood."
DJ: "You already heard it, to find more, come on, come on!"
(Tyler looks around nervously, before he runs straight to the canoes and grabs all the oars and heads to the campfire, and without a second thought throws the oars into the fire, leaving his team in shock.)
Bridgette: "Now how are we going to get back to camp?!"
Tyler: "I swear I didn't know what I was doing!"
Courtney: "Shut up, you just stranded us here!"
Lindsay: (walking up to the front) "Hey, it's not Taylor's fault that you guys are so aggressive!"
Courtney: "This is none of your business, Blondie!" (Pushes her into a mud puddle.)
Lindsay: (Covered in mud) "Oh no, my clothes!"
Tyler: "Lindsay, don't worry. (Takes off his vest and hands it to her.) Here, clean yourself with this."
Lindsay: (Covers up the jacket.) "Wow, thank you so much, Tyler!"
CONFESSIONAL:
Tyler: "Wow, she finally said my real name!"
END OF CONFESSIONAL:
(Then we see Izzy approaching with a ball of twig sap.)
Izzy: "Look what I did, it's a manual lighter, I did it with sap and a few branches, stand back, this will be explosive."
(The gophers walk away nervously, Izzy throws the ball of sap into the fire and causes a large flame on the island.)
Chris: "The Gophers are the winners!"
Heather: (to Izzy covered in dust) 'Where did you learn to do that?'
Izzy: "I spent a summer on the reservation, I screwed up and blew up the kitchen, and that's why the army is after me." (laughs) "so I completely disappeared!"
(Then we cut to the two teams walking back to their canoes.)
Cody: "Guys, since we're so into this quicksand thing, how about I go with Lindsay and Beth, and Trent goes with Gwen?"
Trent: "Sounds cool, dude."
Courtney: "We can't go home like this anymore!" (stares at Tyler) "Thanks again, Tyler.."
Izzy: (paddling with LeShawna) "You can push the canoes from behind, I did it once with a 200 meter yacht, the whole crew had to swim 50 kilometers to shore and 4 of them got eaten by sharks (laughs) anyway, goodbye!"
Geoff: "That could work,"
Bridgette: "Yeah (looks at DJ) DJ, you're the only one strong enough to do that."
Geoff: "What?! You can't ask him to do that, he can't swim!"
Bridgette: "I know you guys are friends, but DJ is the only one who can do it."
Courtney: "You're right. (grabs Harold's arm) These skeleton arms aren't going to make it."
Geoff: "I will!"
Bridgette: "What?! You can't do it with that wound, it's going to kill you!"
DJ: "Easy guys, I'll do it!"
CONFESSIONAL:
DJ: "It was all up to me, I had to swim as hard as a Killer Bass would, and no amount of water would stop me."
END OF CONFESSIONAL:
Geoff: "This is a brave man."
(Then we cut to DJ, pushing his team into the stacked canoes, while swimming at full speed.)
Killer Bass: "DJ! DJ! DJ! DJ! DJ!"
(The Gophers looked surprised as the Bass passed them and arrived at the camp, when they reached the shore they were thrown away until they fell into the sand.)
Chris: "The Killer Bass are the winners!"
(The Basses cheered as the Gophers reached dry land.)
LeShawna: (glares at Izzy) "You cost us the challenge, YOU'RE *bleep*ing dead!"
Izzy: "Sure, you're so lucky my license to kill is expired."(Grabs an oar and Izzy runs away as she starts chasing her.)
(We now cut to the elimination ceremony, a wolf howls as we see Chris & the Gophers.)
Chris: (With a plate of marshmallows.) And now, the always anxiety-inducing marshmallow ceremony. When I call your name, come and get a marshmallow." (The contestants come up as Chris calls their names.) "Beth. Trent. Gwen. Cody. Owen. Heather. Leshawna. One last marshmallow. The person who doesn't get this marshmallow.. (Lindsay is seen braiding her hair again, while Izzy is smirking.) Will walk off the Dock of Shame, and take a ride on the Boat of Losers. Who's it gonna be?"
(Just then, we see an RCMP helicopter fly by, and spots a light around the elimination ceremony.)
RCMP Guard: "Izzy! We know you are down there! You are under arrest!"
Leshawna: "You mean all that trash you were talking was true?"
Izzy: "No. Just the RCMP part. See ya! YOU'LL NEVER GET ME ALIVE BITCHES!" (Laughs manically & runs off, as the contestants look in shock.)
Chris: "Well. That wraps that up. Night everyone."
(We then cut to the boys room in the Gophers' cabin, with Cody looking at the pillow, and then holding Gwen's bra.)
Cody: "Nice!"
Owen: "Is that… a bra?" (Chuckles.)
Cody: "You know it! And you know what that means. Enjoy dish duty, my good man."
Owen: "You mean it belongs to-"
Cody: "A gentleman never kisses and tells." (Walks off.)
(We then cut to Gwen & Trent looking at each other happily, sitting on the dock together.)
(And we cut to the girls room in the Bass' cabin, as a glass breaks, which was Bridgette's "letter.")
Bridgette: "Ugh… Have any glue?"
Courtney: (Giggles.) "I wouldn't waste my time trying to fix that."
Bridgette: (Picks it up.) "Maybe I would."
Duncan: (Walks in.) "Hey, did you guys see what happened to Izzy over here?"
Bridgette: "Um.. Yeah? Did she like quit or something?"
Duncan: "Pfft.. Maybe.. She does seem crazy overall.."
Courtney: "Ha ha, nice. Now go away!"
Duncan: (Smiles at Courtney.) "Alright, talk to you later, Princess." (Walks off, as Courtney groans in annoyance.)
(We then cut to the girls room in the Gophers' cabin, where Beth is reading a book, but the camera pans to the tiki idol, as thunder strikes, pans back to the full view of the island, & turns to static. As the episode ends.)
(End credits.)
Yes indeed this one will remain the same. Sorry Izzy fans.
Stay tuned for episode 9!
Also, if the votes continued, here's what it would've been..
Votes:
Izzy - Beth, Cody, Leshawna, Lindsay, Trent.
Lindsay - Izzy, Heather.
Heather - Owen.
