Chapter 2 : woohoo.. Get it its funny cause it rymed and o screw it
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I don't own inuyasha but I do own weapons...lots and lots of weapons
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Summary of last chap josh and sessh started to fight, shippo needs
therapy,
kouga is barley a man, Inuyasha is rolling with laughter, and kagome had It with him while he was sleeping
Sessh: I will kill you
Josh: in hell
Sessh attacks but misses and chops of my tie
Me: oh hell no you didn't (Takes out flaming sword)
Scott: oh sh**
Brittany: you screwed up man
Sessh: Ha! like I lord Sesshomaru should be afraid of a weakling human
Me: (Impales sessh)
Inuyasha: cool!!
Miroku: damn!!!!!
Sango: whoah
Me: (uses author powers and heals him) there done! (
Kikyo: come to hell with me inuyasha
Josh: ahh dead lady die dead lady (kills Kikyo)
Brittany: dude
Scotty: ding dong the witch is dead witch old witch the wicked witch
Kouga: well I'll be taking my woman now
Inuyasha: in hell wimpy wolf she doesn't want you!
Kouga: oh please like she would like dog shit like you it's obvious she wants me!!
Kagome: actually kouga let's just be friends
Kouga: noooooooo
Brittany: lets play strip poker everyone exept kouga!!!
Everyone but kouga: ok
Me: ok but first music (uses author powers to bring over the guns and roses whom shall be called g&r
G & R: take me down to the paradise city were the grass is green and the girls are pretty oh won't you please take me home ETC.
Me: okay lets play
(2 hour's later)
Me and sessh are the only 1's left
Me: ha full house you lose
Sessh : damn (takes off last bit of clothing)
Brittany: I think I love sessh
Kagome: Its as big as a zucchini
Inuyasha: damn
Miroku: whoah
Scotty bowing down and chanting all hail the king
Me: ok um I got an idea
Josh: whWhat is it
Me: Lets make inuyasha choose between kagome and corpsy lady
Brittany: cool
Josh: so who do you choose dog-boy
Inuyasha: (mutters) kagome
Sango what did you say
Inuyasha:(Mutters slightly louder) kagome
Miroku: huh
Scott: say it louder
Inuyasha: FINE!!!!! KAGOME!!!!!!! OK!!!!!!
Kagome: I love you too inuyasha (starts to make out with him)
Me: get a room
Sessh: hello big weewee guy here
Brittany: I'll love you (starts to make out with sessh)
Scott: so what do you guys wanna do know
Brittany: oh I know
Josh: whats that
Brittany: chibis
Me: noooooooooo (lightning flashes and everyone but me kagome and Brittany are chibis)
Inuyasha: I wuv you kagome
Kagome: awwwwwwwww he's so cute (hugs him)
Josh: kew we chibi's and we can't pwonounce things pwopewy
Sango:weeeeeeeeeeee
Sessh: my pwuffy wuffy tail it so soft
Kenshin: That it is.
Miroku and sango: weeeeeeeeeeeeee
Brittany: there all so cute
Brittany : cool ruroni kenshin!!
Me: Kenshin you can`t be here!! I didn't put a diclaimer up for you
Lawyers: (appear out of nowhere and put stray jacket on me and take me away) Me: Nooooooooo Brittany you host
Naraku comes from put of nowhere: kukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukkukuk
Scott: kew it monkey man moooooooooonkey maaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan
Kenshin: I shall kill this monkey (takes out sword and impales him)
Naraku: (dead)
Kouga (whom is also a chibi): hey dog tuwd gimme my woman
Kagome: so so cute
Brittany: well since Dillon aint here lets make his friends disappear cool that rymed (uses authoress powers and josh and scott leave)
Inuyasha: she aint yo woman kouga
Kenshin: that she isn't
Sessh miroku and sango: weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
Brittany: kenshin is always right (uses Authoress powers and kouga explodes)
Kouga: (explodes) BOOOOOOOOOOOOM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Brittany: since that's all the time we have see ya!
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I don't own kenshin ok! So get off my back
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I don't own inuyasha but I do own weapons...lots and lots of weapons
*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
Summary of last chap josh and sessh started to fight, shippo needs
therapy,
kouga is barley a man, Inuyasha is rolling with laughter, and kagome had It with him while he was sleeping
Sessh: I will kill you
Josh: in hell
Sessh attacks but misses and chops of my tie
Me: oh hell no you didn't (Takes out flaming sword)
Scott: oh sh**
Brittany: you screwed up man
Sessh: Ha! like I lord Sesshomaru should be afraid of a weakling human
Me: (Impales sessh)
Inuyasha: cool!!
Miroku: damn!!!!!
Sango: whoah
Me: (uses author powers and heals him) there done! (
Kikyo: come to hell with me inuyasha
Josh: ahh dead lady die dead lady (kills Kikyo)
Brittany: dude
Scotty: ding dong the witch is dead witch old witch the wicked witch
Kouga: well I'll be taking my woman now
Inuyasha: in hell wimpy wolf she doesn't want you!
Kouga: oh please like she would like dog shit like you it's obvious she wants me!!
Kagome: actually kouga let's just be friends
Kouga: noooooooo
Brittany: lets play strip poker everyone exept kouga!!!
Everyone but kouga: ok
Me: ok but first music (uses author powers to bring over the guns and roses whom shall be called g&r
G & R: take me down to the paradise city were the grass is green and the girls are pretty oh won't you please take me home ETC.
Me: okay lets play
(2 hour's later)
Me and sessh are the only 1's left
Me: ha full house you lose
Sessh : damn (takes off last bit of clothing)
Brittany: I think I love sessh
Kagome: Its as big as a zucchini
Inuyasha: damn
Miroku: whoah
Scotty bowing down and chanting all hail the king
Me: ok um I got an idea
Josh: whWhat is it
Me: Lets make inuyasha choose between kagome and corpsy lady
Brittany: cool
Josh: so who do you choose dog-boy
Inuyasha: (mutters) kagome
Sango what did you say
Inuyasha:(Mutters slightly louder) kagome
Miroku: huh
Scott: say it louder
Inuyasha: FINE!!!!! KAGOME!!!!!!! OK!!!!!!
Kagome: I love you too inuyasha (starts to make out with him)
Me: get a room
Sessh: hello big weewee guy here
Brittany: I'll love you (starts to make out with sessh)
Scott: so what do you guys wanna do know
Brittany: oh I know
Josh: whats that
Brittany: chibis
Me: noooooooooo (lightning flashes and everyone but me kagome and Brittany are chibis)
Inuyasha: I wuv you kagome
Kagome: awwwwwwwww he's so cute (hugs him)
Josh: kew we chibi's and we can't pwonounce things pwopewy
Sango:weeeeeeeeeeee
Sessh: my pwuffy wuffy tail it so soft
Kenshin: That it is.
Miroku and sango: weeeeeeeeeeeeee
Brittany: there all so cute
Brittany : cool ruroni kenshin!!
Me: Kenshin you can`t be here!! I didn't put a diclaimer up for you
Lawyers: (appear out of nowhere and put stray jacket on me and take me away) Me: Nooooooooo Brittany you host
Naraku comes from put of nowhere: kukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukkukuk
Scott: kew it monkey man moooooooooonkey maaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan
Kenshin: I shall kill this monkey (takes out sword and impales him)
Naraku: (dead)
Kouga (whom is also a chibi): hey dog tuwd gimme my woman
Kagome: so so cute
Brittany: well since Dillon aint here lets make his friends disappear cool that rymed (uses authoress powers and josh and scott leave)
Inuyasha: she aint yo woman kouga
Kenshin: that she isn't
Sessh miroku and sango: weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
Brittany: kenshin is always right (uses Authoress powers and kouga explodes)
Kouga: (explodes) BOOOOOOOOOOOOM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Brittany: since that's all the time we have see ya!
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I don't own kenshin ok! So get off my back
