Chapter 2 : woohoo.. Get it its funny cause it rymed and o screw it

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I don't own inuyasha but I do own weapons...lots and lots of weapons

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Summary of last chap josh and sessh started to fight, shippo needs
therapy,

kouga is barley a man, Inuyasha is rolling with laughter, and kagome had It with him while he was sleeping

Sessh: I will kill you

Josh: in hell

Sessh attacks but misses and chops of my tie

Me: oh hell no you didn't (Takes out flaming sword)

Scott: oh sh**

Brittany: you screwed up man

Sessh: Ha! like I lord Sesshomaru should be afraid of a weakling human

Me: (Impales sessh)

Inuyasha: cool!!

Miroku: damn!!!!!

Sango: whoah

Me: (uses author powers and heals him) there done! (

Kikyo: come to hell with me inuyasha

Josh: ahh dead lady die dead lady (kills Kikyo)

Brittany: dude

Scotty: ding dong the witch is dead witch old witch the wicked witch

Kouga: well I'll be taking my woman now

Inuyasha: in hell wimpy wolf she doesn't want you!

Kouga: oh please like she would like dog shit like you it's obvious she wants me!!

Kagome: actually kouga let's just be friends

Kouga: noooooooo

Brittany: lets play strip poker everyone exept kouga!!!

Everyone but kouga: ok

Me: ok but first music (uses author powers to bring over the guns and roses whom shall be called g&r

G & R: take me down to the paradise city were the grass is green and the girls are pretty oh won't you please take me home ETC.

Me: okay lets play

(2 hour's later)

Me and sessh are the only 1's left

Me: ha full house you lose

Sessh : damn (takes off last bit of clothing)

Brittany: I think I love sessh

Kagome: Its as big as a zucchini

Inuyasha: damn

Miroku: whoah

Scotty bowing down and chanting all hail the king

Me: ok um I got an idea

Josh: whWhat is it

Me: Lets make inuyasha choose between kagome and corpsy lady

Brittany: cool

Josh: so who do you choose dog-boy

Inuyasha: (mutters) kagome

Sango what did you say

Inuyasha:(Mutters slightly louder) kagome

Miroku: huh

Scott: say it louder

Inuyasha: FINE!!!!! KAGOME!!!!!!! OK!!!!!!

Kagome: I love you too inuyasha (starts to make out with him)

Me: get a room

Sessh: hello big weewee guy here

Brittany: I'll love you (starts to make out with sessh)

Scott: so what do you guys wanna do know

Brittany: oh I know

Josh: whats that

Brittany: chibis

Me: noooooooooo (lightning flashes and everyone but me kagome and Brittany are chibis)

Inuyasha: I wuv you kagome

Kagome: awwwwwwwww he's so cute (hugs him)

Josh: kew we chibi's and we can't pwonounce things pwopewy

Sango:weeeeeeeeeeee

Sessh: my pwuffy wuffy tail it so soft

Kenshin: That it is.

Miroku and sango: weeeeeeeeeeeeee

Brittany: there all so cute

Brittany : cool ruroni kenshin!!

Me: Kenshin you can`t be here!! I didn't put a diclaimer up for you

Lawyers: (appear out of nowhere and put stray jacket on me and take me away) Me: Nooooooooo Brittany you host

Naraku comes from put of nowhere: kukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukkukuk

Scott: kew it monkey man moooooooooonkey maaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan

Kenshin: I shall kill this monkey (takes out sword and impales him)

Naraku: (dead)

Kouga (whom is also a chibi): hey dog tuwd gimme my woman

Kagome: so so cute

Brittany: well since Dillon aint here lets make his friends disappear cool that rymed (uses authoress powers and josh and scott leave)

Inuyasha: she aint yo woman kouga

Kenshin: that she isn't

Sessh miroku and sango: weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

Brittany: kenshin is always right (uses Authoress powers and kouga explodes)

Kouga: (explodes) BOOOOOOOOOOOOM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Brittany: since that's all the time we have see ya!

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I don't own kenshin ok! So get off my back