Ranma1/2: the new Gundam Pilot AV By: (no need to put my real name here do I?) rochchen

Disclaimer: I don't own this characters and that's that!! Now that I made that clear don't try to sue me or anything. I thought I'd leave the original storyline that I planned originally (well duh) as a side story, so I'm going to write this one as the main story instead.

Alternate Universe Alert! Gundams exist in this timeline! Ryoga wants to kill Ranma..wait a minute, that's normal. Ok, this is the alternate universe of my other story; some differences will be made, though they probably won't be THAT noticeable until the future chapters.

Now that I'm done with this crap that you guy probably don't read anyways, let's get started with the story. Oh yeah: " " is for speech ** is for thoughts and {} is for when they speak Chinese

Prologue:

It was a peaceful day in Nerima (maybe too peaceful). Then, suddenly, a scream could be heard coming from a certain little place called the Tendo household.

"Ranma no baka!!!!" Yelled Akane as she pulled out her huge mallet out of nowhere.

"Look Akane, I can explain, I didn't mean to do it." Said Ranma with a nervous smile on his face just before the huge mallet hit him.

When he was about to hit the wall a strange humming sound appeared from nowhere. Then on the wall a strange purple-ish dot appeared and started to get bigger until it was big enough to fit a person in it. Naturally Ranma went through the portal.

Akane was pissed. First he had to go and insult her and now he just gone through a strange portal and escaped his punishment.

"What's wrong Akane?" Soun asked peeking into the dojo

"Oh dad, I don't know what happened, one moment that baka was flying to hit the wall, and the next moment this portal appeared and he disappeared in it." Said Akane fuming.

"Who Akane?" asked Soun.

"Ranma" Akane said

"What!!! Ranma disappeared?!!?!?" said Genma changing back to his human form with a kettle of hot water, Soun could be seen in the background with huge fountains of water coming out of his eyes saying something about the two schools can never be united.

"Yes" Akane said then went back to the dojo and started to break bricks yo let out her frustration.

"What's with her?" said Nabiki coming down of the stairs.

"She said that Ranma disappeared into a portal," said Genma while Soun was still crying in the background.

"What???!!! Well, at least you don't have to worry about all those troubles that normally happens around him," joked Nabiki.

"Don't joke about those things Nabiki," said Soun outraged. Akane was taking out her frustration on some poor bricks.

*Where the hell are you, baka. How dare you escape your rightful punishment!* she thought moving to using the practice dummy who had a face on it that looked suspiciously like Ranma.

Chapter one:

Nabiki stood in the shadows of a tree watching Akane; it's been six months since HE disappeared. Ever since then she's been like this, getting angry at anyone that dared to insult her.

Akane was fighting Kuno along with Ryoga who had just showed up. Kuno tried to hit Akane but Ryoga would always stop him. Then Akane managed to hit Kuno and send him to the stratosphere. Moments later Kuno came down.

Suddenly, there was a big explosion in mid-air, and a body landed on the ground. When the smoke cleared everyone gasped seeing who it was. It was Ranma, dressed in a green military suit, with a backpack slung over his shoulders (Uh, did I get that right?). Akane's face immediately angered seeing who it was. She was running to wards him when Kuno woke up and Ryoga charged towards him. Kuno made his speech. "So, you have returned. Vile Sorcerer Saotome. No matter, I SHALL SMITE THEE!!" Kuno said

Ryoga shouted "Ranma, PREPARE TO DIE!!!"

Then Kuno lashed out with his bokken and Ryoga attacked with his bakusai tetsu. Ranma dodged them both easily and tapped a shinhatsu point behind Kuno's neck, knocking him unconscious before delivering a punch to Ryoga's jaw sending him across the city knowing him he'd probably be back in a month or something.

Akane yelled and brought out her mallet and knocked him unconscious. Or at least tried to.

"Urggh. Akane would you stop that!!"

"You baka! Where have you been!!"

"I guess I better go home and tell them that I'm back. Would you mind taking this thing off my head, Akane?" Ranma said

"Are you even listening to me?" she said.

"Would it help if I said that I'm not?"

"Ranma no baka!" Akane said giving him a free ride on Akane Air.

"You violent tomboy!!" He screamed flying away

Moments later he landed in the pond.

"That violent tomboy, at least this shortened my trip home." He, now a she said getting up from the pond.

"Ranma?!!!"

"Mom? B-but how did you know?!"

"I found out about it from your father after you disappeared."

"Oh, I guess, I'll have to commit seppuku now."

"Don't be silly, I destroyed the contract long ago in desperation to find you."

"Oh really?!"

"Yes, now come on, you're all wet."

Then Genma started to dance around saying that 'the Saotome and Tendo School can still be united' and things while Soun started to act like a sprinkler and saying the same thing as Saotome. While all this occurred in the background Nodoka ,Ranma and Akane sat on the porch looking at the koi pond.

"Ranma.how come you look older than when you disappeared? I didn't notice until now." Asked Akane.

"Err.well I actually passed tree years on where I disappeared to"

"What!?!" exclaimed Akane and Nodoka

"It's quite a long story.I'll tell you after dinner"

At dinner, he surprised them all when he didn't act like a human garbage disposal. They finished dinner and Ranma offered to help clean the dishes. Kasumi exempted the offer. Then he sat down and a few moments later Kasumi finished cleaning the dishes and sat down as well.

" So, what happened after you disappeared six months ago Ranma?" Nabiki asked

"Well first I woke up in this strange desert." He started.

"I found a man falling out of a Gundam, he was unconscious. I put him in a safe place and got in the cockpit of the Gundam. There was a whole army of mobile suits. I couldn't get the controls at first but I managed to get it after a few tries. Then I took them out without killing them. But they showed no compassion so I had no choice but to destroy them. The problem was that there was too many of them I finally found the weapons buttons and wiped them out with the cannon. Then I returned to the guy I left there, I went out of the cockpit. He was already awake. Then He tried to kill me because I was in his Gundam, he didn't like persons touching it, apparently."

"What?!!!" The whole Tendo household said in horror

"Yeah, but I managed to convince him no to kill him. Then he offered me a place to stay and I've been helping him ever since. He had a friend who was a scientist who was experimenting on a time machine they developed. Apparently something went wrong and I was dragged to A.C 200. A.C stands for After Colony. So four years later he managed to fix the problem but there was only enough energy to send me back to six months after I disappeared. During that time I helped the guy out a lot. I turned out that he was the king of a kingdom there so I joined his army on his request. So I did a lot of things for him and when the scientist finished the time machine I was sent back to this time and landed in the schoolyard. And the rest is history."

Everybody looked at him with a different expression on his or her face. Kasumi's was as calm as always, Nabiki's were deep in thought as to think about a way to win money with this information, Nodoka's face showed how proud she was for her son and shocked about some of the event he went through.

"And don't even think about trying to black mail me with this Nabiki. I was trained to be a soldier and I was also taught how to get out of situations like that. In extreme cases I won't even hesitate to kill. That also includes you pops," he added with a cold expression on his face.

Nabiki's face changed into a neutral one and Genma's displayed fear. The room seemed to drop a few degrees.

"Wait, you said that you appeared in the year A.C. 200, right? Nabiki asked.

"Yes. And your point is?"

"This is the year A.C. 195"

"What!!!, But the year I disappeared from was the year 2000"

"Well if your turn it back to the Christian dating system it is the year 2000"

"But the colonies wasn't supposed to be established until 200 years later!!" Ranma thought to himself, *some thing is wrong here, the colonies wasn't supposed to be established until the year 2200. Maybe the time traveling machine altered this time line. But according to Dr. J, nothing I do here will affect their own timeline. It will simply create an alternate timeline in which things happened differently from theirs. If this is the year A.C. 195 already, I wonder is the five Gundam pilots exist yet? *.

On a faraway place, two young Gundam pilots sneezed.

He had asked to talk to Akane alone. Before they left he send a glare towards Nabiki that clearly said 'don't even try to listen in to our conversation'.

They sat on the roof looking at the moon. "Ranma." Akane started but Ranma interrupted her. "Akane I've always wanted to tell you something, it took me seven months to realize that.. I love you."

"Ranma, I'm sorry, but I love Ryoga."

"I.I understand." He said sadly

Suddenly, a purple blur appeared and attached itself to Ranma.

"Shampoo, get off me!"

"Aiya, airen came back, Airen take shampoo to date, yes?"

"Shampoo?"

"Yes?"

"Good night"

After saying that, he knocked her unconscious by sending a punch to her face.

"Ranma! What have you done to my precious shampoo?!"

"Oh great. Why does this always happen to me?"

"Look Mouse, take Shampoo and come down to the living room, I want to explain some thing to you" Ranma said jumping off the roof carrying Akane and went into the living room

As Mouse and Shampoo took a seat. A very old woman pogoed in on her stick.

"What's going on here?!"

{Ah Ku-Lon, just the person I was waiting for} said Ranma in perfect Chinese

"Err. where Airen learn Chinese?"

"Well, that is part of the long story I am about to tell." Ranma said switching back to Japanese. Then he proceeded to tell about what happened to him the second time that day.

".And finally it comes down to this" he said pulling a scroll out of sub- space; it had the sign of the amazons on it. He gave it to Cologne who read it. Then her eyes widened.

"Very well, we will be leaving tomorrow for China. Shampoo, Mouse, go pack your things"

"But why great-grandmother?"

"Because our laws are no longer applied to him."

"BUT THAT'S NOT POSSIBLE!!!" she cried

"Ah but it is possible, you said so yourself." He said with a smirk on his face.

"I NEVER SAID THAT!!!"

"But you did, look it says here: 'For stopping the last tribe of amazons from making a huge mistake which would have resulted in the death of the entire tribe, I, Shampoo, matriarch of the amazons hereby declare that amazon law no longer apply to him and from now on he is considered an ally to the amazons'. See?"

"But, but."

"No buts Shampoo, you said it, so you can't object to it"

Shampoo finally gave up and walked out in defeat.

" Oh yeah, Shampoo wait, there's something else." He said pulling out a letter from sub-space and giving it to shampoo.

Shampoo took the letter and read it. The letter said:

"Dear Shampoo, You might not believe it but this is you, from 400 years later. If you're reading this letter then Ranma have successfully made it back into his own time line and explained everything. If you're still thinking about pursuing him then forget it. He is simply too powerful for you (us). Right now I'm as powerful as great-grandmother was at your time (and as wise as too) and still he is more powerful than I am. I suggest that you forget about him and move on, maybe you should think about Mu-tsu, he did turn out to be a dutiful husband after all. I know that it'll take some time for you to accept this, but you have to know that you don't always get what you want in life. Trust me, I learned it the hard way. I suggest that you take my advices and move on. From your self from four hundred years later, Elder Shampoo."

Shampoo finished reading the letter; there were tears in her eyes. Even herself was telling her to for get Ranma.

*Maybe it really is time for me to move on* she thought as she jumped from roof to roof.

Back in the Tendo household, Ranma was on the roof again, gazing at the stars.

"She doesn't love me." he softly murmured to himself. His tears threatened to come out, but he held them back. The sound of something hitting the edge of the roof could be heard. He turned back and was surprised that it was his mom who was climbing up the stairs.

"Ranma, are you alright? You seem a little bit sad."

"Oh, mom, she doesn't love me"

"Who?"

"Akane"

"My poor baby. I know it's hard for you, but there are others out there. I'm sure you'll find someone someday"

"Thanks mom"

"Well, now. it's time to go to sleep. We'll be going back to our house tomorrow."

"What?"

"Oh, I haven't told you yet, our house has just been fixed. We're going to move back tomorrow."

"OK, goodnight mom."

The next episode: Ranma moves back to his house. While walking on the street, he receives a message. He goes towards his destination, and meets up with someone(s) he didn't expect to meet.