The Search for Sanity By MiniMidget

Author's Notes: Hello it's me again! ^_^ Yes you all want to smack me with your cheese sticks correct? I will give you five seconds. 1...5... Too slow! ^_^ This next stuff was not planned out to well, so, your just going to have to live with it. If you are sane and you don't like this fic, I MiniMidget, forbid you to drink holy sacred mountain dew beverage for it is holy and sacred. Spiffy ne?

Stalker: Last chapter, the G Gundam Cast was about to be eaten by the corrupted cute, cuddly, and fluffy hamster named Satan, Sai and Rain has gone mad, and Chibodee is Blind. Right now The G Gundam Cast is watching Bob the Builder.

Rain: *Sings* Bob the Killer, Can I kill you? Bob the killer, Yes I can! AHAHAHAHAHA!

All: O_o

Domon: Good thing she's temporarily tied up.

Rain: *Magically pulls out a rocket launcher and blows the TV* Mwahahahahaha! *Cackles evilly*

George: She's escaping!

Rain: Mwahahahahahaha! *Leaps out the building*

[Insert Matrix Sequence]

MiniMidget: The Matrix! :D

Rain: Ahahahahaha! *A flying chair swoops down and carries the insane lunatic to a far away place*

Chair: You're my BEST FRIEND! ^_^

All: O_o

Domon: Since when could flying chairs talk?

Flying Chair: My name is Chester! :D Hello friends! Come and play with me! Ha ha ha ha.

All: O_o Insane Rain and Insane Chester had all managed to fly away without being caught in an insane way. Now the pointless insane fic transformed into a pointless insane fic with an insane plot. Insane. :)

Domon: Now what do we do?

Allenby: We party, get drunk, and have an orgy!

All: O_O

Allenby: It's better than looking for an insane Japanese mechanic on a flying chair.

George: You do have a point.

MiniMidget: We must stop all of this chaos!

All: T_T You started this whole mess.

Bishi: I DON'T WANNA GO! *Sobs* WAAAAAAAAH! I'M TO YOUNG TO DIE!

MiniMidget: There, there you still have meeee! *Huggles Bishi*

Bishi: Ahhhhh! Get it off! Get it off! *Runs around in circles with an author attached*

Allenby: O_O

Domon: That reminds me... *Pulls out a gun and shoots MiniMidget*

Bishi: X_X *Got shot instead*

MiniMidget: NOOOOOOOOOO!!!

[Insert Slow Motion Sequence]

All: Slow motion! :D

Bob: O_O

MiniMidget: ;_; You guys hate me.

All: Duh!

MiniMidget: Bishi is probably in some scary place all alone with no one to love him. He's probably being tortured by now. *Sniffle* IT'S NOT FAIR!

*~*~*~*~* In Hell

Bishi: Do you have a Jack?

The Devil: Go fish. Do you have a 4?

Bishi: Go fish.

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Chibodee: Can I have my eyesight back?

MiniMidget: *Snaps Fingers* Wish granted for the day.

Domon: DAMNIT CHIBODEE WE WERE SUPPOSED TO SAVE RAIN'S AND SAI'S SANITY NOT YOUR EYESIGHT!

Chibodee: We'll just have to wait for tomorrow. :P

Allenby: Hey where's Argo?

George: He was smart and ran off before this author appeared.

Domon: Damn. Lucky guy.

Allenby: I know huh.

MiniMidget: We need a replacement for Argo! *Snaps Fingers*

POOF!

Wong: *Blink* *Blink* *Blink* *Blink* I hate you all. You make me angry. Especially you. *Points to the Satan*

Satan: *_* You're my new hero.

All: ...

MiniMidget: We must capture Rain and Sai so we can summon Bishi back! To the Midget Mobile!

Bob: What a lame name for a vehicle.

MiniMidget: STOP MOCKING ME! o

All: *Mocks the author*

MiniMidget: *Sniffle*

*~*~*~*~*

Rain: *Sits there drinking Dr. Pepper* And now for some yaoi.

G-A-Y Barney is Gay. Pink is a gay color. Barney and Pink are gay. They belong with each other no? But...

The gay happiness is just unbearable. Make the gayness stop. Stop gayness. Why won't you stop gayness? You really hate me don't you gayness.

Fine then your gay. G-A-Y

(You really thought I was going to do some yaoi didn't you? Bad reader! *Whacks the Reader with a Cheese stick*) My gay poem is gay. Gay huh. (Readers Nod)

*~*~*~*~*

Domon: I DRIVE! *Whack*

Wong: NO I DO! *Whack*

Domon: I DRIVE YOU PMS FREAK! *Whack*

Wong: I DRIVE YOU FAMILY KILLING MONSTER! *Whack*

Domon: I DIDN'T MEAN TO KILL HIM UNLIKE SOME PEOPLE. *Whack*

Wong: I WAS ON CRACK THAT TIME! *Whack*

Domon: SURE! *Whack*

Wong: IF YOU WON'T LET ME DRIVE THEN... EAT THIS! *Whack*

Satan: *Eyes glow evilly* Mwahahahaha! DIE DOMON KASSHU! LET ME EAT YOU! RAWR!

Domon: AHHHHHHHHH! *Whack ^^;*

*~*~*~*~* Wong: *Cackles evilly*

Allenby: AHHHHHH! WATCH OUT!

Cow: MOO! SPLAT! X_x

Wong: AHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Chibodee: OH MY GOD! HE ROAD KILLED THAT COW!

George: *Cries*

Domon: :O Who knew George loved cows?

George: My mom is a lesbian cow.

All: O_O

Wong: *Cackles* MWAHAHAHAHAHA!

Allenby: WATCH OUT!

SPLAT! MOO! XD

Chibodee: There goes another cow.

George: *Sniff* (Erm. Slight George bashing request from a reviewer.)

*~*~*~*~*

Rain: *Pounces on a leaf*

Shadow: We must transfer insanity and take over da world! Mwahahahahaha!

Rain: I must practice my glomping reflexes. *Pounces on another leaf* ^_^

Shadow: You can practice later. We must take over the world! Mwahahahahahaha!

Rain: :O You're no fun. *Pounces on Shadow*

Shadow: Agh! Help! I must take over the world! Mwahahahahaha!

Rain: *Cackles*

Shadow: I'm supposed to be the one in charge not you! ;_; Must. . . take. . .over. . . da. . . world. . . mwah. . . ah. . .ah. . . ah. . .ah. . . ah. . ah!

Rain: :D Purdy colors! *Strokes Crayola crayons*

Shadow: Um. . . some help? In taking over da world? Mwahahahahaha!

Sai: SHINY! :D *Points at a dime* Shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy y! @_@ *Strokes dime* SHINY! ^_^ *Eats dime* NO! DIMEY! *Cries* YOU ATE HIM! *Points at Chester*

Chester: :O ???

Sai: DIE! *Saws Chester to pieces*

All: !!!!

Shadow: TAKE OVER DA WORLD! MWAHAHAHAHAHA! DEATH TO THE SANE!

Rain: *Fixes Chester* TADA! :D Cheese is yummy.

Chester: Let's be friends! ^.^

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Yes. I have updated happy now? *Watches as Readers Nod* Cool! ^_^ I'm slow at updating. Yes. Now you thinking, why did I choose this author? I have no idea but since you all crazy enough to read my stories, HERE! *Gives away Cookies* CHEERS! ^_^ AND REVIEW! :D