The Search for Sanity By MiniMidget
Shadow: I have completed a plan. . . To take over da world! Mwahahahahaha!
Rain: Does it have to do with Diarrhea?
Sai: Shiny toilets. @_@ *Strokes Toilets*
Shadow: No. We take over da world with MUFFINS! Mwahahahaha! *Pulls out a muffin*
Chester: Oh! For me? Thank you! ^_^ *Eats da muffin* Friend! :D
Shadow: No! Da muffin must LIIIIIVE! For I shall take over da world! Mwahahahaha!
Rain: *Eats da crumbs* Yay!
Sai: I am Sai da Baker! *Bakes Muffins and Crumbs*
Shadow: Gimme! *Eats da muffin* Ooh. Blueberry!
Insane Alliance: Yay! *Eats blueberry muffin and Crumbs* ^_^
*~*~*~*~*
Allenby: WATCH OUT FOR THAT LEPRECHAUN ON THE STREETS!
Duel Mistress K: O.O Dude, since when was I a leprechaun?
Wong: Mwahaha! *Runs over K* Die little green man!
K: *Twitch* *Twitch* I'm not a leprechaun.
Allenby: We'll call it Clover! ^_^
K: T_T I'm not a leprechaun!
Volcanoes erupted like a toaster, Tornadoes twirled like little ballerinas, Tsunamis rose like beach balls bouncing on trampolines, and Santa Clause fell off his sleigh and was eaten by Rudolph. I'm evil.
K: I'm an author! ^_^ *Whacks Wong with a fuzzy pink frying pan*
Wong: GAH! It's pink! Pink! *Runs around* PINK!
K: *Whacks Wong until Wong turns Pink* Mwahaha!
Pink Wong: I'm not gay!
George: Oh yes you are! You are pink! Pink!
Pink Wong: Am not! Am not! Am not!
K/George: Yes you are! Yes you are! Yes you are!
K: *Looks at George* Evil! *Whacks George with the Frying Pan*
George: *Dodges*
K: Hmm. . . I'll name you. . . Fred! *Huggles Fred the Frying Pan*
Fred: I feel loved.
All: O.O He talked!
Domon: We're stuck in this ficcy with two crazy authors what does it look like?
Chibodee: A sick and twisted Ficcy.
K: Chibodee! *Glomps*
Chibodee: Gah! *Runs around*
K: ^_^
Pink Wong: Die! XD *Runs K over with the Midget Mobile*
Chibodee: X_X
K: OMG! You killed Chibodee! Murderer!
*~*~*~*~* 15 minutes later
K: ^_^
Pink Wong: X_X
K: Victory is mine! ^_^ *Eats Pie while Chibodee's carcass rots away* O.O *Revives Chibodee with Author Magic*
Chibodee: *Blink* *Blink* *Sees K* Ah! *Runs away*
K: Wait come back! *Runs after him inside the Midget Mobile*
MiniMidget: Land Ho! *Points at Toys R Us*
All: This is the place to go look for Rain?
MiniMidget: Silly Goose! We're here to get Domon a new sword!
Domon: At a toy store!?
George: That's where the keebler elves are right?
MiniMidget: Yup.
*~*~*~*~*
Shadow People: We have been sent here to kill you evil people.
Allenby: Since when were we evil?
Shadow People: *Steps out of the Shadows* We know, for we are the warriors of justice!
All: The power rangers?
K: Oh my kami-sama! *Pulls out Fred*
Pink Ranger: Oh! Purdy Pink Frying pan! ^_^ See? My color is better than you all!
Blue Ranger: No Mine is because everyone likes the color blue!
George I think I know where this is going.
*~*~*~*~* 30 minutes after finally killing each other
K: Well, that was easy.
Red Ranger: Ha! I live! My color is da best! Mwahahaha!
K: .- *Whacks Red Ranger until he turns pink*
Pink Ranger: AH! I'm girlyfied!
K: Mwahahaha! *Pats Fred*
MiniMidget: Look swords! *Points at the green lightsaber*
Domon: MiniMidget?
MiniMidget: What?
Domon: This isn't star wars. This is G Gundam.
MiniMidget: But this is also a fic! *Gives a lightsaber to Domon*
Domon: Can I have a red one?
Darth Vader: Yes. Join da dark side! Mwahahahahaha!
All: O.O
Domon: I just liked the color red. It matches my cloak.
Darth Vader: Damn it all. After 20 years of being dead I thought I might be able to find a lackey. *Sobs* No one Loves me! ;_;
All: O.O
Bob: I think there's a reason why. . .
MiniMidget: There, there, there's someone out there. You just have to go and search the whole world.
Darth Vader: Really?
MiniMidget: Really.
Darth Vader: Really?
MiniMidget: Really.
Darth Vader: Really?
Bob: YES NOW SHUT THE HELL UP!
K: Shush! Fred's hearing is very sensitive. *Points to da Frying Pan*
Bob: Er. I can see that.
MiniMidget: Quick into da Minivan I know someone who might be able to help us!
George: I'm afraid. Very Afraid.
K: You should be. *Cackles*
George: O.O *Hides behind Chibodee*
K: Damn.
George: :P
K: You haven't seen the last of me Mwahaha! *Trips over her shoelace and falls face flat* Ouch. I meant to do that.
George: Right. . .
*~*~*~*~*
Pink Wong: So now that there are two author's we get two wishes right?
MiniMidget: Yup!
Pink Wong: I wished I wasn't pink anymore.
MiniMidget: *Snaps Fingers* Ok!
Wong: Mwahahaha! See my name? It's Wong not pink Wong! Mwahahahaha! I'm not pink!
K: If you're pink how come I'm green?
George: Leprechaun.
K: *Twitches* Don't get me started on that subject.
Domon: So where are we headed?
All: O.O That's where Rain is?
MiniMidget: Yes?
Bob: We can go meet my uncle Satan!
Allenby: I think that's a bad idea.
Bob: Well, that's because I'm a demon. You mortals.
MiniMidget/K: Actually. . .
Domon: We know.
Shadow: I have completed a plan. . . To take over da world! Mwahahahahaha!
Rain: Does it have to do with Diarrhea?
Sai: Shiny toilets. @_@ *Strokes Toilets*
Shadow: No. We take over da world with MUFFINS! Mwahahahaha! *Pulls out a muffin*
Chester: Oh! For me? Thank you! ^_^ *Eats da muffin* Friend! :D
Shadow: No! Da muffin must LIIIIIVE! For I shall take over da world! Mwahahahaha!
Rain: *Eats da crumbs* Yay!
Sai: I am Sai da Baker! *Bakes Muffins and Crumbs*
Shadow: Gimme! *Eats da muffin* Ooh. Blueberry!
Insane Alliance: Yay! *Eats blueberry muffin and Crumbs* ^_^
*~*~*~*~*
Allenby: WATCH OUT FOR THAT LEPRECHAUN ON THE STREETS!
Duel Mistress K: O.O Dude, since when was I a leprechaun?
Wong: Mwahaha! *Runs over K* Die little green man!
K: *Twitch* *Twitch* I'm not a leprechaun.
Allenby: We'll call it Clover! ^_^
K: T_T I'm not a leprechaun!
Volcanoes erupted like a toaster, Tornadoes twirled like little ballerinas, Tsunamis rose like beach balls bouncing on trampolines, and Santa Clause fell off his sleigh and was eaten by Rudolph. I'm evil.
K: I'm an author! ^_^ *Whacks Wong with a fuzzy pink frying pan*
Wong: GAH! It's pink! Pink! *Runs around* PINK!
K: *Whacks Wong until Wong turns Pink* Mwahaha!
Pink Wong: I'm not gay!
George: Oh yes you are! You are pink! Pink!
Pink Wong: Am not! Am not! Am not!
K/George: Yes you are! Yes you are! Yes you are!
K: *Looks at George* Evil! *Whacks George with the Frying Pan*
George: *Dodges*
K: Hmm. . . I'll name you. . . Fred! *Huggles Fred the Frying Pan*
Fred: I feel loved.
All: O.O He talked!
Domon: We're stuck in this ficcy with two crazy authors what does it look like?
Chibodee: A sick and twisted Ficcy.
K: Chibodee! *Glomps*
Chibodee: Gah! *Runs around*
K: ^_^
Pink Wong: Die! XD *Runs K over with the Midget Mobile*
Chibodee: X_X
K: OMG! You killed Chibodee! Murderer!
*~*~*~*~* 15 minutes later
K: ^_^
Pink Wong: X_X
K: Victory is mine! ^_^ *Eats Pie while Chibodee's carcass rots away* O.O *Revives Chibodee with Author Magic*
Chibodee: *Blink* *Blink* *Sees K* Ah! *Runs away*
K: Wait come back! *Runs after him inside the Midget Mobile*
MiniMidget: Land Ho! *Points at Toys R Us*
All: This is the place to go look for Rain?
MiniMidget: Silly Goose! We're here to get Domon a new sword!
Domon: At a toy store!?
George: That's where the keebler elves are right?
MiniMidget: Yup.
*~*~*~*~*
Shadow People: We have been sent here to kill you evil people.
Allenby: Since when were we evil?
Shadow People: *Steps out of the Shadows* We know, for we are the warriors of justice!
All: The power rangers?
K: Oh my kami-sama! *Pulls out Fred*
Pink Ranger: Oh! Purdy Pink Frying pan! ^_^ See? My color is better than you all!
Blue Ranger: No Mine is because everyone likes the color blue!
George I think I know where this is going.
*~*~*~*~* 30 minutes after finally killing each other
K: Well, that was easy.
Red Ranger: Ha! I live! My color is da best! Mwahahaha!
K: .- *Whacks Red Ranger until he turns pink*
Pink Ranger: AH! I'm girlyfied!
K: Mwahahaha! *Pats Fred*
MiniMidget: Look swords! *Points at the green lightsaber*
Domon: MiniMidget?
MiniMidget: What?
Domon: This isn't star wars. This is G Gundam.
MiniMidget: But this is also a fic! *Gives a lightsaber to Domon*
Domon: Can I have a red one?
Darth Vader: Yes. Join da dark side! Mwahahahahaha!
All: O.O
Domon: I just liked the color red. It matches my cloak.
Darth Vader: Damn it all. After 20 years of being dead I thought I might be able to find a lackey. *Sobs* No one Loves me! ;_;
All: O.O
Bob: I think there's a reason why. . .
MiniMidget: There, there, there's someone out there. You just have to go and search the whole world.
Darth Vader: Really?
MiniMidget: Really.
Darth Vader: Really?
MiniMidget: Really.
Darth Vader: Really?
Bob: YES NOW SHUT THE HELL UP!
K: Shush! Fred's hearing is very sensitive. *Points to da Frying Pan*
Bob: Er. I can see that.
MiniMidget: Quick into da Minivan I know someone who might be able to help us!
George: I'm afraid. Very Afraid.
K: You should be. *Cackles*
George: O.O *Hides behind Chibodee*
K: Damn.
George: :P
K: You haven't seen the last of me Mwahaha! *Trips over her shoelace and falls face flat* Ouch. I meant to do that.
George: Right. . .
*~*~*~*~*
Pink Wong: So now that there are two author's we get two wishes right?
MiniMidget: Yup!
Pink Wong: I wished I wasn't pink anymore.
MiniMidget: *Snaps Fingers* Ok!
Wong: Mwahahaha! See my name? It's Wong not pink Wong! Mwahahahaha! I'm not pink!
K: If you're pink how come I'm green?
George: Leprechaun.
K: *Twitches* Don't get me started on that subject.
Domon: So where are we headed?
All: O.O That's where Rain is?
MiniMidget: Yes?
Bob: We can go meet my uncle Satan!
Allenby: I think that's a bad idea.
Bob: Well, that's because I'm a demon. You mortals.
MiniMidget/K: Actually. . .
Domon: We know.
