The Search for Sanity By MiniMidget

Shadow: I have completed a plan. . . To take over da world! Mwahahahahaha!

Rain: Does it have to do with Diarrhea?

Sai: Shiny toilets. @_@ *Strokes Toilets*

Shadow: No. We take over da world with MUFFINS! Mwahahahaha! *Pulls out a muffin*

Chester: Oh! For me? Thank you! ^_^ *Eats da muffin* Friend! :D

Shadow: No! Da muffin must LIIIIIVE! For I shall take over da world! Mwahahahaha!

Rain: *Eats da crumbs* Yay!

Sai: I am Sai da Baker! *Bakes Muffins and Crumbs*

Shadow: Gimme! *Eats da muffin* Ooh. Blueberry!

Insane Alliance: Yay! *Eats blueberry muffin and Crumbs* ^_^

*~*~*~*~*

Allenby: WATCH OUT FOR THAT LEPRECHAUN ON THE STREETS!

Duel Mistress K: O.O Dude, since when was I a leprechaun?

Wong: Mwahaha! *Runs over K* Die little green man!

K: *Twitch* *Twitch* I'm not a leprechaun.

Allenby: We'll call it Clover! ^_^

K: T_T I'm not a leprechaun!

Volcanoes erupted like a toaster, Tornadoes twirled like little ballerinas, Tsunamis rose like beach balls bouncing on trampolines, and Santa Clause fell off his sleigh and was eaten by Rudolph. I'm evil.

K: I'm an author! ^_^ *Whacks Wong with a fuzzy pink frying pan*

Wong: GAH! It's pink! Pink! *Runs around* PINK!

K: *Whacks Wong until Wong turns Pink* Mwahaha!

Pink Wong: I'm not gay!

George: Oh yes you are! You are pink! Pink!

Pink Wong: Am not! Am not! Am not!

K/George: Yes you are! Yes you are! Yes you are!

K: *Looks at George* Evil! *Whacks George with the Frying Pan*

George: *Dodges*

K: Hmm. . . I'll name you. . . Fred! *Huggles Fred the Frying Pan*

Fred: I feel loved.

All: O.O He talked!

Domon: We're stuck in this ficcy with two crazy authors what does it look like?

Chibodee: A sick and twisted Ficcy.

K: Chibodee! *Glomps*

Chibodee: Gah! *Runs around*

K: ^_^

Pink Wong: Die! XD *Runs K over with the Midget Mobile*

Chibodee: X_X

K: OMG! You killed Chibodee! Murderer!

*~*~*~*~* 15 minutes later

K: ^_^

Pink Wong: X_X

K: Victory is mine! ^_^ *Eats Pie while Chibodee's carcass rots away* O.O *Revives Chibodee with Author Magic*

Chibodee: *Blink* *Blink* *Sees K* Ah! *Runs away*

K: Wait come back! *Runs after him inside the Midget Mobile*

MiniMidget: Land Ho! *Points at Toys R Us*

All: This is the place to go look for Rain?

MiniMidget: Silly Goose! We're here to get Domon a new sword!

Domon: At a toy store!?

George: That's where the keebler elves are right?

MiniMidget: Yup.

*~*~*~*~*

Shadow People: We have been sent here to kill you evil people.

Allenby: Since when were we evil?

Shadow People: *Steps out of the Shadows* We know, for we are the warriors of justice!

All: The power rangers?

K: Oh my kami-sama! *Pulls out Fred*

Pink Ranger: Oh! Purdy Pink Frying pan! ^_^ See? My color is better than you all!

Blue Ranger: No Mine is because everyone likes the color blue!

George I think I know where this is going.

*~*~*~*~* 30 minutes after finally killing each other

K: Well, that was easy.

Red Ranger: Ha! I live! My color is da best! Mwahahaha!

K: .- *Whacks Red Ranger until he turns pink*

Pink Ranger: AH! I'm girlyfied!

K: Mwahahaha! *Pats Fred*

MiniMidget: Look swords! *Points at the green lightsaber*

Domon: MiniMidget?

MiniMidget: What?

Domon: This isn't star wars. This is G Gundam.

MiniMidget: But this is also a fic! *Gives a lightsaber to Domon*

Domon: Can I have a red one?

Darth Vader: Yes. Join da dark side! Mwahahahahaha!

All: O.O

Domon: I just liked the color red. It matches my cloak.

Darth Vader: Damn it all. After 20 years of being dead I thought I might be able to find a lackey. *Sobs* No one Loves me! ;_;

All: O.O

Bob: I think there's a reason why. . .

MiniMidget: There, there, there's someone out there. You just have to go and search the whole world.

Darth Vader: Really?

MiniMidget: Really.

Darth Vader: Really?

MiniMidget: Really.

Darth Vader: Really?

Bob: YES NOW SHUT THE HELL UP!

K: Shush! Fred's hearing is very sensitive. *Points to da Frying Pan*

Bob: Er. I can see that.

MiniMidget: Quick into da Minivan I know someone who might be able to help us!

George: I'm afraid. Very Afraid.

K: You should be. *Cackles*

George: O.O *Hides behind Chibodee*

K: Damn.

George: :P

K: You haven't seen the last of me Mwahaha! *Trips over her shoelace and falls face flat* Ouch. I meant to do that.

George: Right. . .

*~*~*~*~*

Pink Wong: So now that there are two author's we get two wishes right?

MiniMidget: Yup!

Pink Wong: I wished I wasn't pink anymore.

MiniMidget: *Snaps Fingers* Ok!

Wong: Mwahahaha! See my name? It's Wong not pink Wong! Mwahahahaha! I'm not pink!

K: If you're pink how come I'm green?

George: Leprechaun.

K: *Twitches* Don't get me started on that subject.

Domon: So where are we headed?

All: O.O That's where Rain is?

MiniMidget: Yes?

Bob: We can go meet my uncle Satan!

Allenby: I think that's a bad idea.

Bob: Well, that's because I'm a demon. You mortals.

MiniMidget/K: Actually. . .

Domon: We know.