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Lupin and the Great Heist

On a warm day in the Tropicana, Lupin is enjoying a nice day off. On the beach, tons of people flock around and one trips over Lupin's umbrella, not watching where she was going. It was a little girl.
"Hey," said Lupin, turning on the "charm", "watch where you're going next time." Lupin winks politely as the young girl stares at him, sort of confused. Then she turns and slaps him and walks away.
"Heh." huffs Jigen, "shot down by a little girl. Man, Lupin. that's sad."
"Hey. What can I say? Women love me." Explained Lupin.
"What'ya call that?" Jigen points to the girl running to the water.
"Ah," continues Lupin, "exactly my point. Women love me so much, that they figure they'll end up having a dear relationship with me that is unbreakable."
Goemon is lying on a beach towel, head propped with the usual "I don't want anything to do with this" attitude.
"Frickin, Lupin." mutters Jigen.

"Hey, boys," interrupts Fujiko, "oh. and hi, Lupin."
Lupin's face comically hits the sand and another little girl runs over it, pushing it farther into the sand so that it is totally buried.
"We just got this in.," explained Fujiko. She hands the paper to Goemon who quickly skims it and disregards it and hands it to Jigen. Jigen reads over the paper.
"Hmm." Jigen starts, "sounds pretty near impossible if you ask me."
"I know," replies Fujiko, "and that's why I'm concerned."
"HEY!" mutters Lupin, head still submerged in sand. "Let me read!"
"Here." says Jigen sort of annoyed. He jabs it into the sand so that it is ¾ submerged. Lupin puts his hands into the sand and the paper goes under. Lupin then lifts his head out of the sand as it drips from his head and shoulders.
"Hmm." inspects Lupin, "I ain't doin' it." Lupin closes his eyes and tosses the paper in Goemon's direction.
"Hey!" whines Fujiko as she leans towards Lupin, "but this is our one big chance. Did you see the reward on that?"
"Meh," answers Lupin, "ain't even HALF of what all of that is worth."
"But." Fujiko whines again, "but, Lupin!" She quickly changes her attitude to be sexy. "But, Lupin," she says romantically, "I'll give you what we both know we want if you just do this for me."
"Uh-uh, baby," Lupin replies, turning down Fujiko's request, "that puppy-dog love crap ain't gonna work on me for THIS one."
"FINE!" says Fujiko as she is obviously POed. "I'll do it myself!" She stamps away in the sand and trips and falls. Jigen gives a short, muttered laugh as he watches Fujiko stomp away to her boat. Everyone stares except for Lupin and Goemon. Fujiko speeds off.