Chapter 2
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Some days had passed from the first years being sorted and piles of homework were assigned. Tom Riddle's first week had gone quite unpleasantly, seeing as Meetwookie had "beaten him down." He suffered for two whole days in the hospital wing. While staying there, he pondered his social status. He decided he had nothing to lose by asking out Alexandra Rays. He planned to ask her to go with him on the first Hogsmeade weekend.
After Madam Pomfrey had let him leave, he was just in time for his Potions class with Alexandra in it. He arrived in the classroom, quite sweaty and out of breath, because he had ran all the way from the hospital wing to the dungeons. Alexandra and a friend burst out laughing as he entered. Alexandra's friend, who Tom heard was Crystal, whispered into Alexandra's ear. Crystal giggled in delight over what had just been discussed.
Alexandra shaked her head rapidly and had a grim expression on her face. She looked over at Tom and smiled. Only this smile, it wasn't flirtatious, it was mocking. This fact Tom seemed to ignore easily and he smiled back.
The class passed rather quickly and it was the last of the afternoon. Alexandra walked around to where Tom was sitting and smiled.
"Hey. What's going
on?" Alexandra said.
Then in dawned on Tom. This was his
moment to ask Alexandra out. "Hello Alexandra. Nothing here,
you?"
"Nothing, call me Alex." She said.
"Baby, you look so good, I could put you on a plate and sop you up with cracker. Would you go out with me?" Tom said awkwardly and smiled, while his hand shaked. He took his shaking hand and shoved it behind his back. His body proceeded to shake after this movement.
Alexandra looked around the room to find Crystal. She smiled when she saw Crystal talking to Snape. "Sure, I'd love to." She giggled and smiled at Tom. Tom leaned over and pecked Alex on the cheek before waving and exiting the room. Alexandra smiled and laughed evilly.
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"Oh my merlin, oh my merlin, oh my merlin! He totally bought it!!" Crystal shrieked, when her and Alexandra returned to their common room. Crystal plunked down into comfy chair, retrieved parchment from her supply, and set her specially made baby blue quill on her parchment.
"He totally did. And I can't wait for him to make a total fool of his self in front of the whole school." She said, giggling.
"I would have laughed if I wasn't talking about our assignment. I'm going to work on it now, or shall we have one of the boytoys do it for us?" Crystal asked, ready to call one of their many admirers.
"Sure. I'm too lazy today to do anything. Ask them to do all of my homework, kay?" Alexandra said and walked up into the girls dorms.
"Yeah, will do." Crystal called after her. She smiled and stood up. She walked over to where two geeky-looking guys sat over a piece of parchment. They looked up and smiled.
"Hey, Crystal," One snorted, "Is there anything we can do for you?" He asked, eagerly smiling at the prospect of being able to do Crystal's and Alex's homework so early in the year.
"Yeah, hunnie, could you please do all the homework that are in those bags?" She pointed toward the bags she and Alex had strewn near their chairs.
"Yes, my pleasure, Cr-y-y," he sneezed, "-stal."
"Thanks." She patted them both on their heads, before departing to the girls dorms.
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Tom woke up with a start. He'd had a horrible dream, it was about Alexandra. In the dream, he killed Alexandra because she hurt him. He thought that he could never kill anyone, especially with his current wimpy condition. This thought probed his mind until he looked at the clock next to his bed.
"Dude, you okay?" His roommate, Tyed Purpleeater, asked.
"Yeah, just dreaming about Alex." He replied.
"Alexandra Rays? One hot chick, there. That Crystal girl's even hotter." Tyed said, with a hint of regret towards the fact that Crystal wasn't his girlfriend.
"Nahh. Being hotter than Alex is hard. Crystal and Alex about the same in hotness. I think, don't you?"
"No. Hey, you were talking in your dream. It was something about, i'This is so you'll never hurt another guy they way you did to me.'/i Are you okay?"
"Yes, fine. Thanks for asking. I'm going back to bed, Tyed. 'Night." He said, turning from the green ever-glowing light from his digital clock.
Authors Note--
This chapter will go without a funny Lavender joke as ..I'm evilily posting this without her knowing. Which I hope she doesn't mind ..but I did send her a copy and we just haven't been in touch. Anyways, enough with my life story.
Also, I am sorry if this chapter lacked the humor it had in the last. Wondering why? It's because me, Melody, wrote the majority of it. Lavender did a lot too and she's probably gonna write the next two chapters or something.
I'm sorry about my typing, too. I'm going to check relentlessly this time to find typos, grammatical errors, and all of the above. (If you find a typo or something, please point it out when you review!)
Ehh ...no funny stuff. I'll love you forever if you review and I might even make yas an "I reviewed Voldemorts.Girlies story and all I got was this" button for ya peoples.
This chapter was fueled by my pneumonia. Thank Lys for the fact that I can spell that strange word for a sickness.
