Ask Sesshoumaru

Azzi: my god peoples......I just wrote this and already your breathing down my neck!!

(Sesshoumaru sits patiently on a plush futon chair, along his side stand Jaken and in his lap sits Rin)

Azzi:Ok first question is from Ramen2, and she asks "Fluffy? WILL YOU GO OUT w/ me?" And Sesshoumaru's answer is......

Sesshoumaru: get in line with the rest of them, your not the only one.......

Azzi: awwwwwww......so heartless, but he's a cutie ^_^, don't sweat it Ramen2, I'm number 2,384.....(sigh)......yeah........

Rin:(claps hands) haha...this is fun.....

Azzi: NEXT QUESTION......is from ReinaQueen, and she asks "Why do you want Inuyasha's sword so much?"

Sesshoumaru: because I, Sesshoumaru, am its rightful owner. But father left it for Inuyasha, my brother knows not what this sword is capable of.....

Azzi:hey Rin! do you want a cookie?

Rin:YEAH!!!! ^_^

(Azzi gives Rin a cookie, she happily munches on it while dropping crumbs all over Sesshoumaru's clothing)

Jaken: GAK!!!!

Azzi: this ones from Quatre the Kitsune and s/he says "My friend told me that the fluffy thing on Sesshoumaru's shoulder is actually his mothers tail. Is that true?" (gasps) OHHH WOW!!!!!!!

Sesshoumaru:..........

Azzi: he doesn't know he got it as a gift and......OW

(Azzi was smacked with a pole)

Sesshoumaru: .....its my tail....

Azzi: (rubs her head) Kyo-Terayashi writes "KONNICH-WA FLUFFY-CHAN! here is my question!

do you like Fluffy or Sesshy? and can you sign my Sessy plushie? PLEASE? ^-^"

Sesshoumaru: I like neither of those names, you shall address me by the name I was given and as for 'signing your doll'......They make dolls in my likeness?

Azzi: YES (hugs several and the same time) here Rin......

Rin:(grabs doll and hugs it) YAY Sesshoumaru always stays with Rin..... (squeezes it so hard its eyes pop out) AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Azzi: Let her have your signature on her little buddy!!!

Sesshoumaru: mmmmmmmm............

(Kyo-Terayashi comes down from the audience and has Sesshoumaru sign her doll)

Kyo-Terayashi : YAY!!!!!!!! (runs back up to her seat with he doll in her lap)

Azzi: Next is from Divine-Heart...( goes up into the audience to where she sits)

Divine-heart:I have a question for Sesshomaru (duh!) lol. My question for him is, Why is he

so damn sexy!? Isn't he suppose to be the bad guy? In other words, **Holds up a large sign** I LOVE YOU SESSHY! WOOHOO!

Sesshoumaru:yes yes everyone loves me all of a sudden, the answer to your question is simple, I am sexy, because you people wanted me to be, and no I am not a "bad guy" nor am I a "good guy" I am what they call a "Neutral" I work for neither side......

Azzi:Fire Kitty asks a number of questions "1. MARRY ME FLUFFY! onegai(please)?" not much of a question "2. Would you ever marry a 3/4 cat demon(a.k.a. me!)?

3. Why did you bring back Rin from the dead?

4. If no to #1 and #2, can I tie you up and lock you in me closet for me own

selfish purposes?"

Sesshoumaru:1.)no 2.)no 3.)my sword wished for me to do so 4.)Do you really think I'll agree to that?

Azzi: you can't steal him just yet, he needs to answer more questions....

Rin:ZZZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzzzZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzz

Azzi:aaaawwwwwww.....sssssshhhhhhhhhhhh........... next question is from RC() I have to keep some of it out but you may look at the reviews to see what it says fully, anyways she asks "What is your TRUE hair color!?"

Sesshoumaru: ,y ahir has always been this color.....

Azzi: also her 'evil' cousin asks "Do you know if Miroku-kun is still vacant!?"

Sesshoumaru:do you really need an answer for that......-_-'

Azzi: and finally, Watergoddesskasey has numerous questions for you to answer, "1. i LOVE you! Will you marry me? If not i will hunt you down tear out your small intestine and shove it up your (#$#%#%$#%censured)

2. how will you explain the ways of sex to Rin with out seriously truamtizing and scaring her for life?

3. whats your favorite breed of dog please explain why?

4. if you could say one sentance to the entire world what would it be?

5. boxers or breifs or none?

6. my cocker spaniel has a crush on you and i keep telling her your a DOG DEMON not a dog but she wont listen can you break it gently to her? her name is nicky...

7. Cheerleaders scare me and so do clowns do they frighten you?

8. are you a VIRGIN?

9. did you know that it's me that hides under your bed at night and draws on your face with a Sharpy marker?

10. whats your favorite anime?

11. whats your favorite childhood memory?

Sesshoumaru: O.o

Azzi: answer them ALL!!!! hehehe (takes Rin out of Sesshoumaru's arms and rocks her back and forth)I don't like children but this I will make an exception......

Sesshoumaru: 1.) no...2.)we're suppose to do that with human children? 3.) I have none, and why would I care 4.)I suggest you humans sleep with one eye open 5.)what are these boxers and briefs 6.).......7.)again, what are these thing? 8.)Virgin? Me? hah....9.) and all this time I thought is was Rin......you will die in a house fire when I find you.....10.)??? 11.).........when I....ate my first demon

Azzi: and I bet he tasted scrum-diddily-umcious huh?

Sesshoumaru:~_~'

Azzi: and thats all the time we have for today, keep asking those questions people!!