Harvest Moon
Radio Choas
By: Belldandy'sKeiichi
Note: [any text in here is a thought text]
Author's Time: Wow, I didn't think that this story idea would strike a cord in some people...anywho! Enjoy!
Disclaimer: You know the drill, I don't own Harvest Moon...
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K1: Welcome back to 71.08 DATC, with me- Belldandy'sKeiichi or K1 for short. Also, I'm accompanied with ResedaSquadron, who wants to be known as Stormrider for now on...
Stormrider: Or SR for short...
K1: Indeed...if you are just tuning in, you probably miss our conversation about public safety...which ended in a free-for-all fist fight and I ended up on the floor unconscious.
SR: I told you not to mention the war...
K1: Heh, quiet you! It just comes to show you that anything can happen here on 71.08. Now, today's guests are from Harvest Moon: Back to Nature and like always, we will talk about a random topic. But instead of having the entire cast here, I have chosen 4 people. Who are they? Well, our first guest had their future planned out before he was born. Hahaha...Yup, you guessed it! The Doctor!
*Doc comes out and sits*
Doc: That's not funny!
K1: Our next guest is everyone's favorite midwife...heh, if you know what I mean...come on out Elli!
*Elli comes out and sits*
Elli: What is that suppose to mean?
K1: Don't worry about it ok? Now our next guess is a red-headed tomboy who has a pretty bad temper. Who is she? Her name is Ann!
*Ann comes out and sits down*
Ann: What the hell do you mean?
K1: Now, the reason our next guest is here is because I'm a really forgiving guy...really! I am. He shouldn't be here because he pissed me off last time but I'll give him another chance. His name is Jack!
*Jack comes out and takes a seat*
K1: Now remember Jack, no provoking people...
Jack: Yeah yeah, I got it.
K1: Ok! Time to choose our random topic! SR, take out the hat!
*SR takes out a hat filled with paper*
K1: Now this hat is filled with topics and this time, we will discuss about... *reaches in and takes out a piece of paper* What did I get for number 6 on the Geometry homework?! *looks lover at SR*
SR: Hey! I'm just wondering...
K1: *crumples up the piece of paper and throws it away* Heh, ok, now for the real thing. *reaches in a takes out a piece of paper* Nuclear fall out???
Doc: What the hell...
Jack: Shouldn't these topics be...um...discussable maybe?!
SR: Well, the rules are that we have to discuss about it....so...start!
*momentary silence*
K1: Um...Doc? How about you start us off?
Doc: I'm a doctor, not a biologist...
K1: *sweat drop* Um...Ann?
Ann: Heh, don't look at me, I have no idea...
K1: *hesitates* Um...ok...SR? Wanna contribute?
SR: Sorry, I don't take Latin...wait...I do!
K1: *slaps his forehead* good lord...ok, how about this? Jack, you start off, just say something! Something that we can change the subject to!
Jack: Ok...how about...nuclear fall out is very dangerous...and...it can kill you, choke you, make you fall asleep...it can get you a soda...
Doc: *sweat drop* Let me guess, you're peanut brain thought up of that one...
Jack: Hey! If I wasn't on thin ice, you're so dead!
*K1 glares at Jack*
Elli: *fans herself* is it hot in here or is it just me?
Ann: *fans herself also* now that you mention it...
SR: O yeah...that's right. Our little brawl accidentally knocked out our air conditioning...so we have to wait until the repair man fixes it...
K1: *checks the thermometer on the wall* don't sweat it thought...it's only 83 degrees in here...
Ten minutes later...
Ann: Try 95 degrees Jackass!
K1: I didn't think it would rise so fast!!!
Jack: Hey now! No need to hate on my name!
Doc: God damn I'm baking...
Elli: Someone please open a window!!!
K1: Elli...the windows ARE open...
Elli: X.x
K1: How about this...let's continue our conversation about nuclear fall out and pray that the AC gets repaired soon...Jack, just keep on talking...
Jack: Ok...let's see...Nuclear fall out can have devastating results...like death to nature....or it can kill all the fish in the water.... or it can change in climate...from 83 degrees to 95...and then people would be on fire by now...running around in circles...pretty fiery circles... and the devil would laugh at us... and...
Elli: Enough! Shut up! I'll be right back! *leaves the studio*
SR: Now where the hell is she going?
K1: You don't think she's heading for the showers in the locker room...
SR: Nah...I don't think she can find it...
Elli's voice: Hey! A shower!
K1: Lucky bitch... and we can't go anywhere because we have a show to host...right you guys? *turns around and sees everyone trying to get through the door* Hey! Get your asses back in you seats!
Everyone else: Aww... *sits back down*
K1: Doc...how about you say something...
Doc: Well...it can cause birth defects...
K1: Ah! There! Good! Birth defects! Or babies in general! We can change the subject to babies!
SR: Great...who really wants to talk about babies...
K1: Hey, it's better than nuclear fall out...
Just then, the AC turns back on
Ann: Alright!
Jack: Sick!
K1: Whew! Now that we have cold air coming through...finally, we can start talking...
*Elli walks in, still dripping wet and wearing a towel*
K1: Elli! What are you doing! Put on some clothes!
Jack: *whistles* Damn! Looking good there Elli!
Elli: Jack! Don't start with me! Someone took my clothes!
SR: Must have been the janitor...you know how they like to keep stuff the find laying around...
Elli: But I'm totally naked! With the exception of the towel of course...
Jack reaches for Elli's towel but she kicked him back.
K1: Hey hey hey, as much as I like seeing women naked like the next guy, we can't really allow that. So leave her alone Jack. Besides, we have a better topic: Babies. And along the lines, abortion. *takes out a bunch of papers* I have data on our population growth and sales charts. *Lays them down so everyone could see them* As you can see, population's up. Condom sales are down. Everyone is whining, yelling, and bitching about STD's, AIDS, and date rape and just this week, I saw in the park a 16 year old girl breast feeding her child. I mean, it seems that they have forgotten the scout's motto...
Jack: Ahh...the scout's motto, never leave home without a condom... *takes out a condom wrapper* Um...ignore that... *puts it away*
Ann: Jesus Jack... I'm surprised that you even have a condom...I mean, I didn't think you'll get laid EVER!
Jack: O? And what does that mean, tomboy? I mean, wasn't it yesterday that you wanted to get a sex change?!
Ann: What! That's not true!
Jack: And besides! I can get any girl to fall in love with me! After all, I did win all of the festivals in town.
Elli: Heh, that's a mystery...
Jack: *stares Elli's way* you know what's a real mystery? What's holding that towel up!
K1: Whoa there Jack, I warning you. You better not pick a fight anyone or else I'll be force to kick you out of the building. Now, about babies and abortion. Doc, you look like you have something to say.
Doc: I do. Now I know that when you fall in love, your hormones wants to go crazy and that you want to make love to that certain person but you'll have to take control. You can't just go around, kissing people. It's just wrong.
Ann: So what you're saying is...that people shouldn't mate?
Doc: Not necessarily, it that people shouldn't be displaying their affection in public...
SR: Wait, I'm confused, are you for or against sex?
Doc: I'm for it as long as it's not in my view...
Jack: Let me translate, he's jealous of people that have a relationship...
Doc: Now that's not half true!!!
K1: Um...ok, we'll just leave it at that and talk about abortions ok? Elli? Care to explain your side on this topic?
Elli: Getting an abortion is a horrible thing! Not only are you killing life, but you are exterminating someone's future! It's like a trump card if you accidentally get pregnant.
Ann: I'll have to cut in right there. What about date rape? I mean, why should you carry someone else's baby? It's not your fault that you got pregnant.
Elli: Well maybe if you weren't at the wrong place at the wrong time, something like that won't happen.
Ann: Ok, now you're just talking bullshit!
Elli: Hey! Things like that don't happen to nice, kind people like me.
Ann: *stares at her* Uh huh...and that would explain why you are naked?
K1: Um...girls? I think we are getting off topic again!
Elli and Ann: Stay out of it!!!
Ann: You think you're all good miss goody two shoes?! You think you're an angel?
Elli: That's right miss tomboy! I'm more feminine than you'll ever be! Unlike you, you overall wearing, tree hugging, booze dealing bitch!
All the guys: Ooooo.....
Ann: How about you? Always wearing that apron every single day. I mean, it's not like you're baking damn cookies! You short haired, flat chested, 2 cent whore!
All the guys: Ooooo.....
SR: Hey...this is getting good...
K1: Um...you guys? Public radio?
Elli: O! You want some? I don't think you can handle it!
Ann: Bring it on bitch! *spears Elli down and they start to wrestle*
Jack: Whoa! Look at them go! Come on Ann! Take off her towel!
K1: *looks at his watch* O damn! Look at the time! It looks like we have to end it here! So what did we learn today? Never leave your cloths out in the locker room or destroy your air conditioner... something like this might happen to you....
Elli: You punch like a girl!
K1: Um... I would like to thank Jack, Elli, Ann, and Doc from coming by and giving their thoughts today...
Ann: What now bitch! *pulls on her hair*
K1: and from all of us here in 71.08 DATC, we would like to say...
SR: K1! Watch out!
Elli: *throws a chair and hits K1*
K1: OW!!! Medic...
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Ahh....well, review please...should I continue?
Radio Choas
By: Belldandy'sKeiichi
Note: [any text in here is a thought text]
Author's Time: Wow, I didn't think that this story idea would strike a cord in some people...anywho! Enjoy!
Disclaimer: You know the drill, I don't own Harvest Moon...
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
K1: Welcome back to 71.08 DATC, with me- Belldandy'sKeiichi or K1 for short. Also, I'm accompanied with ResedaSquadron, who wants to be known as Stormrider for now on...
Stormrider: Or SR for short...
K1: Indeed...if you are just tuning in, you probably miss our conversation about public safety...which ended in a free-for-all fist fight and I ended up on the floor unconscious.
SR: I told you not to mention the war...
K1: Heh, quiet you! It just comes to show you that anything can happen here on 71.08. Now, today's guests are from Harvest Moon: Back to Nature and like always, we will talk about a random topic. But instead of having the entire cast here, I have chosen 4 people. Who are they? Well, our first guest had their future planned out before he was born. Hahaha...Yup, you guessed it! The Doctor!
*Doc comes out and sits*
Doc: That's not funny!
K1: Our next guest is everyone's favorite midwife...heh, if you know what I mean...come on out Elli!
*Elli comes out and sits*
Elli: What is that suppose to mean?
K1: Don't worry about it ok? Now our next guess is a red-headed tomboy who has a pretty bad temper. Who is she? Her name is Ann!
*Ann comes out and sits down*
Ann: What the hell do you mean?
K1: Now, the reason our next guest is here is because I'm a really forgiving guy...really! I am. He shouldn't be here because he pissed me off last time but I'll give him another chance. His name is Jack!
*Jack comes out and takes a seat*
K1: Now remember Jack, no provoking people...
Jack: Yeah yeah, I got it.
K1: Ok! Time to choose our random topic! SR, take out the hat!
*SR takes out a hat filled with paper*
K1: Now this hat is filled with topics and this time, we will discuss about... *reaches in and takes out a piece of paper* What did I get for number 6 on the Geometry homework?! *looks lover at SR*
SR: Hey! I'm just wondering...
K1: *crumples up the piece of paper and throws it away* Heh, ok, now for the real thing. *reaches in a takes out a piece of paper* Nuclear fall out???
Doc: What the hell...
Jack: Shouldn't these topics be...um...discussable maybe?!
SR: Well, the rules are that we have to discuss about it....so...start!
*momentary silence*
K1: Um...Doc? How about you start us off?
Doc: I'm a doctor, not a biologist...
K1: *sweat drop* Um...Ann?
Ann: Heh, don't look at me, I have no idea...
K1: *hesitates* Um...ok...SR? Wanna contribute?
SR: Sorry, I don't take Latin...wait...I do!
K1: *slaps his forehead* good lord...ok, how about this? Jack, you start off, just say something! Something that we can change the subject to!
Jack: Ok...how about...nuclear fall out is very dangerous...and...it can kill you, choke you, make you fall asleep...it can get you a soda...
Doc: *sweat drop* Let me guess, you're peanut brain thought up of that one...
Jack: Hey! If I wasn't on thin ice, you're so dead!
*K1 glares at Jack*
Elli: *fans herself* is it hot in here or is it just me?
Ann: *fans herself also* now that you mention it...
SR: O yeah...that's right. Our little brawl accidentally knocked out our air conditioning...so we have to wait until the repair man fixes it...
K1: *checks the thermometer on the wall* don't sweat it thought...it's only 83 degrees in here...
Ten minutes later...
Ann: Try 95 degrees Jackass!
K1: I didn't think it would rise so fast!!!
Jack: Hey now! No need to hate on my name!
Doc: God damn I'm baking...
Elli: Someone please open a window!!!
K1: Elli...the windows ARE open...
Elli: X.x
K1: How about this...let's continue our conversation about nuclear fall out and pray that the AC gets repaired soon...Jack, just keep on talking...
Jack: Ok...let's see...Nuclear fall out can have devastating results...like death to nature....or it can kill all the fish in the water.... or it can change in climate...from 83 degrees to 95...and then people would be on fire by now...running around in circles...pretty fiery circles... and the devil would laugh at us... and...
Elli: Enough! Shut up! I'll be right back! *leaves the studio*
SR: Now where the hell is she going?
K1: You don't think she's heading for the showers in the locker room...
SR: Nah...I don't think she can find it...
Elli's voice: Hey! A shower!
K1: Lucky bitch... and we can't go anywhere because we have a show to host...right you guys? *turns around and sees everyone trying to get through the door* Hey! Get your asses back in you seats!
Everyone else: Aww... *sits back down*
K1: Doc...how about you say something...
Doc: Well...it can cause birth defects...
K1: Ah! There! Good! Birth defects! Or babies in general! We can change the subject to babies!
SR: Great...who really wants to talk about babies...
K1: Hey, it's better than nuclear fall out...
Just then, the AC turns back on
Ann: Alright!
Jack: Sick!
K1: Whew! Now that we have cold air coming through...finally, we can start talking...
*Elli walks in, still dripping wet and wearing a towel*
K1: Elli! What are you doing! Put on some clothes!
Jack: *whistles* Damn! Looking good there Elli!
Elli: Jack! Don't start with me! Someone took my clothes!
SR: Must have been the janitor...you know how they like to keep stuff the find laying around...
Elli: But I'm totally naked! With the exception of the towel of course...
Jack reaches for Elli's towel but she kicked him back.
K1: Hey hey hey, as much as I like seeing women naked like the next guy, we can't really allow that. So leave her alone Jack. Besides, we have a better topic: Babies. And along the lines, abortion. *takes out a bunch of papers* I have data on our population growth and sales charts. *Lays them down so everyone could see them* As you can see, population's up. Condom sales are down. Everyone is whining, yelling, and bitching about STD's, AIDS, and date rape and just this week, I saw in the park a 16 year old girl breast feeding her child. I mean, it seems that they have forgotten the scout's motto...
Jack: Ahh...the scout's motto, never leave home without a condom... *takes out a condom wrapper* Um...ignore that... *puts it away*
Ann: Jesus Jack... I'm surprised that you even have a condom...I mean, I didn't think you'll get laid EVER!
Jack: O? And what does that mean, tomboy? I mean, wasn't it yesterday that you wanted to get a sex change?!
Ann: What! That's not true!
Jack: And besides! I can get any girl to fall in love with me! After all, I did win all of the festivals in town.
Elli: Heh, that's a mystery...
Jack: *stares Elli's way* you know what's a real mystery? What's holding that towel up!
K1: Whoa there Jack, I warning you. You better not pick a fight anyone or else I'll be force to kick you out of the building. Now, about babies and abortion. Doc, you look like you have something to say.
Doc: I do. Now I know that when you fall in love, your hormones wants to go crazy and that you want to make love to that certain person but you'll have to take control. You can't just go around, kissing people. It's just wrong.
Ann: So what you're saying is...that people shouldn't mate?
Doc: Not necessarily, it that people shouldn't be displaying their affection in public...
SR: Wait, I'm confused, are you for or against sex?
Doc: I'm for it as long as it's not in my view...
Jack: Let me translate, he's jealous of people that have a relationship...
Doc: Now that's not half true!!!
K1: Um...ok, we'll just leave it at that and talk about abortions ok? Elli? Care to explain your side on this topic?
Elli: Getting an abortion is a horrible thing! Not only are you killing life, but you are exterminating someone's future! It's like a trump card if you accidentally get pregnant.
Ann: I'll have to cut in right there. What about date rape? I mean, why should you carry someone else's baby? It's not your fault that you got pregnant.
Elli: Well maybe if you weren't at the wrong place at the wrong time, something like that won't happen.
Ann: Ok, now you're just talking bullshit!
Elli: Hey! Things like that don't happen to nice, kind people like me.
Ann: *stares at her* Uh huh...and that would explain why you are naked?
K1: Um...girls? I think we are getting off topic again!
Elli and Ann: Stay out of it!!!
Ann: You think you're all good miss goody two shoes?! You think you're an angel?
Elli: That's right miss tomboy! I'm more feminine than you'll ever be! Unlike you, you overall wearing, tree hugging, booze dealing bitch!
All the guys: Ooooo.....
Ann: How about you? Always wearing that apron every single day. I mean, it's not like you're baking damn cookies! You short haired, flat chested, 2 cent whore!
All the guys: Ooooo.....
SR: Hey...this is getting good...
K1: Um...you guys? Public radio?
Elli: O! You want some? I don't think you can handle it!
Ann: Bring it on bitch! *spears Elli down and they start to wrestle*
Jack: Whoa! Look at them go! Come on Ann! Take off her towel!
K1: *looks at his watch* O damn! Look at the time! It looks like we have to end it here! So what did we learn today? Never leave your cloths out in the locker room or destroy your air conditioner... something like this might happen to you....
Elli: You punch like a girl!
K1: Um... I would like to thank Jack, Elli, Ann, and Doc from coming by and giving their thoughts today...
Ann: What now bitch! *pulls on her hair*
K1: and from all of us here in 71.08 DATC, we would like to say...
SR: K1! Watch out!
Elli: *throws a chair and hits K1*
K1: OW!!! Medic...
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Ahh....well, review please...should I continue?
