Oops.I Drained Them Again

A/N: I really wanted to do a songfic with Britney Spears, but I couldn't think a song that would match the characters. But then, this song came into my mind, and it dawned on me that it would be perfect for Rogue.You'll see. By the way, for the purpose of this song, I shortened Pietro's name to Piet. Throughout the entire song, Rogue wears no gloves. Oh, and Kitty and jubilee are doing back-up vocals.

Rogue: (She's at school, and the Brotherhood are surrounding her, making fun of her and calling her a traitor, but they don't seem to hear her singing.)

Piet and Lance are such thugs
They think they're so tough
They're nothing but talk
God help me
Then there's Toad and there's Fred
They annoy me and
They're dead in the head

But to touch other people
That is just not typically me
I shouldn't do this

(She spins and touches the four boys on the head. She then bites her lip and looks like she's ashamed of what she's done.)

Oops.I drained them again
I felt their skin
And then they fell down
Oh, no, no, no, no
Look, now they're in my head
It's the part that I dread
Cause it drives me insane

(She walks around school and spots Wanda)

You see my problem with her
She complains all day
About her father
Who left her behind
Can't stand her attitude
She's not the only one
With stuff to deal with

(Rogue feels the urge to touch Wanda but tries to fight it)

But to touch other people
That is just not typically me
Save me, oh

(She loses the battle with her hand, sneaks up behind Wanda, and touches the back of her neck)

Oops.I drained her again
I felt her skin
And then she fell down
Oh, no, no, no, no
Look, now she's in my head
It's the part that I dread
It's driving me insane

(The X-Men are inside Xavier's office, and the meeting they had just finished)

Scott: Time go!

(The X-Men head out of the office, but Xavier calls Rogue back)

Xavier: Rogue, before you go, there's something I want you to have

Rogue: Oh, thank you, but, wait a minute, isn't this

(Rogue realizes that it's a training schedule)

Xavier: Yeah, yes it is

Rogue: But why am I the only one to get extra lessons with you Prof

Xavier: Well, Rogue, you need more help to control yourself

Rogue: Oh, you shouldn't have

(The music suddenly fades from the background.Just so you readers know, I added this part)

No, really, you shouldn't have

(She pushes Xavier's head with enough force to send him toppling backward, and she laughs like she's completely lost it. She then walks out of the room to find that the rest of the X-Men are conversing with each other in the hallway. She then starts touching everyone as she walks by)

Oops.I think that I'm out of control
Can't stop
Stealing other people's powers
Look, see I've drained all my fellow X-Men

(The X-Men can been seen sprawled on the floor in odd positions)

I've lost my sanity

(Rogue falls on her knees)

Kitty and Jubilee: Oops.she drained them again Rogue: Oh, no, no
She touched their skin
Look now
And then they fell down
I am completely inane
Oh, Roguey, Roguey
Look now, she is completely inane

(Rogue screams at the top of her lungs)

Rogue: Would you two please shut up

(She reaches back to touch Jubilee's and Kitty's face, who slump to the ground)

Ah! Finally, some peace and quiet.

Hopefully you found this as funny as I did. Don't forget to review.