Bigger
A/N: I just wanted to let you know how my mind works. When I try to do songfics, I don't come up with a character first and then try to find a song because that proves to be difficult sometimes. Instead, a song will pop into my head, and my brain will automatically find a character to fit it, which is how it worked for this one. I recently watched an AMV that used "Stronger" by Britney Spears, and the song got stuck in my head so it's the one I used here. Also, I want you to know that, although the song is about Freddie, most of it will be performed by Mystique disguised as Freddie, so if you see me write Mystique, know that she's in Freddie's form. You'll see why. ________________________________________________________________
Setting: It's a concert. There are thousands of people watching, the stage is set so that there's one of those huge screens in the back. The music starts and the crow goes wild.
Mystique: (If it makes things more amusing, try to picture Mystique and the real Freddie with Britney Spear's voice.)
Oh, hey, yeah
(Mystique walks out from behind a curtain)
Hush, just stop
There's nothing you can do or say
Baby
I ate all day
But I'm still hungry get out of my way
You might think my body can't take it
Any more
(Mystique spins around and morphs into Freddie.twice his normal side)
But now I'm bigger than yesterday
Cause I eat everything every day
My hunger pains ain't killing me no more
I.I'm bigger
Than I ever thought that I could be
Baby
I used to watch what I ate
But food is all that I need
You might think that it can't happen
But you're wrong
(Mystique morphs again and I now twice as big as she previously was)
Cause now I'm bigger than yesterday
I eat everything every day
My hunger pains ain't killing me no more
I.I'm bigger
Come on now
(Mystique starts to dance, and every step causes the stage to shake)
Here I go, chowing down
I've got the table set
Gonna dig in now
Here I go
Chowing down, now
I won't leave a crumb
Not a single crumb
(Mystique walks up a staircase leading behind the giant screen. The crowd is screaming)
Here I go(x3)
(Mystique stops at the top and then continues)
All right
Here I go (x4)
(The screen goes black and the music stops. Suddenly, the real Freddie, who's bigger than Mystique just was, bursts through the screen in slow motion, and the crowd gasps in awe. Half way through the slow motion, the speed returns to normal. Everyone get ready to yell again, when Freddie smashes through the stage floor, and everyone looks around curiously. A few moments later, Freddie rises back on to the stage on a platform, and as he begins to sing, the crowd cheers even louder.)
Freddie: Bigger than yesterday
I eat everything every day
My hunger pains ain't killing me no more
I.I'm bigger
(Freddie steps off the platform and joins the rest of the dancers. Every step he makes not only causes the stage to shake, but also the entire stadium)
Kitty and Jubilee: Than yesterday Freddie: It's nothing but
I eat everything every day
My way
My hunger pains ain't killing me no more
Freddie: Now I'm bigger than yesterday
I eat everything every day
My hunger pains ain't killing me no more
I.I'm BIGGER!!!
(Freddie shoots his hands up in the air as fireworks and other special effects go crazy)
Bet you didn't think I could make The Blob sing Britney Spears did you? Well, I did, so let me know what you think.
A/N: I just wanted to let you know how my mind works. When I try to do songfics, I don't come up with a character first and then try to find a song because that proves to be difficult sometimes. Instead, a song will pop into my head, and my brain will automatically find a character to fit it, which is how it worked for this one. I recently watched an AMV that used "Stronger" by Britney Spears, and the song got stuck in my head so it's the one I used here. Also, I want you to know that, although the song is about Freddie, most of it will be performed by Mystique disguised as Freddie, so if you see me write Mystique, know that she's in Freddie's form. You'll see why. ________________________________________________________________
Setting: It's a concert. There are thousands of people watching, the stage is set so that there's one of those huge screens in the back. The music starts and the crow goes wild.
Mystique: (If it makes things more amusing, try to picture Mystique and the real Freddie with Britney Spear's voice.)
Oh, hey, yeah
(Mystique walks out from behind a curtain)
Hush, just stop
There's nothing you can do or say
Baby
I ate all day
But I'm still hungry get out of my way
You might think my body can't take it
Any more
(Mystique spins around and morphs into Freddie.twice his normal side)
But now I'm bigger than yesterday
Cause I eat everything every day
My hunger pains ain't killing me no more
I.I'm bigger
Than I ever thought that I could be
Baby
I used to watch what I ate
But food is all that I need
You might think that it can't happen
But you're wrong
(Mystique morphs again and I now twice as big as she previously was)
Cause now I'm bigger than yesterday
I eat everything every day
My hunger pains ain't killing me no more
I.I'm bigger
Come on now
(Mystique starts to dance, and every step causes the stage to shake)
Here I go, chowing down
I've got the table set
Gonna dig in now
Here I go
Chowing down, now
I won't leave a crumb
Not a single crumb
(Mystique walks up a staircase leading behind the giant screen. The crowd is screaming)
Here I go(x3)
(Mystique stops at the top and then continues)
All right
Here I go (x4)
(The screen goes black and the music stops. Suddenly, the real Freddie, who's bigger than Mystique just was, bursts through the screen in slow motion, and the crowd gasps in awe. Half way through the slow motion, the speed returns to normal. Everyone get ready to yell again, when Freddie smashes through the stage floor, and everyone looks around curiously. A few moments later, Freddie rises back on to the stage on a platform, and as he begins to sing, the crowd cheers even louder.)
Freddie: Bigger than yesterday
I eat everything every day
My hunger pains ain't killing me no more
I.I'm bigger
(Freddie steps off the platform and joins the rest of the dancers. Every step he makes not only causes the stage to shake, but also the entire stadium)
Kitty and Jubilee: Than yesterday Freddie: It's nothing but
I eat everything every day
My way
My hunger pains ain't killing me no more
Freddie: Now I'm bigger than yesterday
I eat everything every day
My hunger pains ain't killing me no more
I.I'm BIGGER!!!
(Freddie shoots his hands up in the air as fireworks and other special effects go crazy)
Bet you didn't think I could make The Blob sing Britney Spears did you? Well, I did, so let me know what you think.
