Bamf! Bamf!
A/N: I know I said that the songfic featuring Amara was going to come first, but, as I worked on it, I realized that it was going to take a little more time. Therefore, I tried to starting writing this one and it came out much easier. Amara Aquila should still be happy since it's about Kurt. This is my parody of "Swing Swing" by All-American Rejects. Just so you all know, the song is actually performed by four other people, not Kurt: Scott (lead vocals), Alex (bass), Bobby (guitar), and Jamie (drums). Also, know that, whenever a scene switches, the four guys will always be in the background.
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(The scene starts at school. Kurt is mingling with a bunch of different groups, teleporting from one to the other)
Scott: He quickly comes and goes
No care in the world
With image inducer
He hangs with his girl
(Kurt is walking down a hallway, chatting it up with Amanda)
They hug and kiss
In all their bliss
And then they're gone in an instant
(The scene switches to the front of the X-Mansion, where the four guys are playing)
Do you know what it looks like
When he goes
Where on earth will he end up
No body knows
We'll just wait and see
(Kurt suddenly appears and starts teleporting around with Amanda holding on to him, her arms around his neck. She's laughing the entire time)
Bamf! Bamf! Bamf!
Is the only sound
You hear when he's teleporting 'round
Now you see him now you don't
See there he goes again
(Kurt and Amanda disappear and the scene switches to a secluded spot on the beach. Amanda takes off Kurt's image inducer)
His image cannot hide
Who he's inside
Three fingers and two toes
And his elfin ears
His skin's so blue
His tail is too
But she still loves him with her whole heart
(Kurt, is embarrassed by the way he looks, but Amanda looks lovingly into his eyes and kisses him. The two disappear once again, leaving the four boys singing on the beach)
Do you know what it looks like
When he goes
Where on earth will he end up
No body knows
We'll just wait and see
(As the boys continue to sing, Kurt and Amanda start popping up in random places)
Bamf! Bamf! Bamf!
Is the only sound
You hear when he's teleporting 'round
Now you see him now you don't
See there he goes again
(Kurt and Amanda suddenly appear on a concert stage, and look quite surprised. The music stops, as the crowd stairs and murmurs. Scott and his friends, who happen to be playing at the concert begin to sing as Kurt and Amanda watch)
Nightcrawler
They came here just to see you
Show them how
It's done, it's done, it's done
(A wide smile broadens on Kurt's face. He looks at Amanda, who nods and smiles back. Kurt then teleports all over the place, much to delight and applause of the crowd)
Bamf! Bamf! Bamf!
Is the only sound
You hear when he's teleporting 'round
Now you see him now you don't
See there he goes again
(Kurt reappears onstage and starts dancing with Amanda. The crowd is now jumping up and down and waving lighters above their heads)
Bamf! Bamf! Bamf!
Is the only sound
You hear when he's teleporting 'round
Now you see him now you don't
See there he goes again
(As the music slowly dies down, the scene fades away in slow motion, zooming in on Kurt and Amanda who are face-to-face, holding hands, and laughing)
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This turned out to be a lot more fun writing than I expected it to be. Another unexpected turn of events was Amanda. I didn't originally plan to have her in the entire songfic, but as I started to write, it just seemed like Kurt would have more fun if she was.
