Inuyasha's Fanfic ANCUR
Psycho : Wahahaha!!! 2 Reviews! We got 2 Reviews!!! O___O ---- can't hide her own shockness. So… what we gonna do? Shall we continue?
Tanabata : Up to you…
Psycho : …
Kyraa : You're the one who have the scenarios…
Psycho : …
Chubby : …?
Tanabata : And you're the one who will translate all of it ^___^
Psycho : … How poor I am………
----- Like always, Psycho's part is normal type, Kyraa's part is italic type.
~*~*~…Plz have fun and laugh as much as you want but if this not funny to you, don't blame us plz…~*~*~
And let us continue! Rin goes to the river, she burnt all the tessaiga in her hand and let the ashes to be eaten by fishes and the fishes get eaten by…
By…………………… whales. And the poor whales get dumped on beach.
Psycho : NOOOOOOO!!!! IT'S INU!!! Inu who the one eat the fishes and have to go to toilet over and over!!!
Kyraa : Just say Inu EAT the whales!
Psycho : Well, okay to me… and then?
So, after Inu ate the whales, he have to go to toilet over and over Because Inu tooooooo often used the toilet, the toilet is now broken. Then… Inu didn't have any other way than go to another toilet...
Because of Inu, the other people can't use the toilet (Inu used it all the time). Kagome became angry. Miroku used his 'kazaana' (wind hole, or whatever you called this in your country) to broke the toilet's door. Kagome shouted, "OSUWARIIIIIIIIII!!!!!!!!" And Sango used her hiraikotsu dan Inu flee to another country for free.
And so…. Inu get dumped at Sahara.
40 days and 40 nights…. Searching around for food and drink… starving… thirsty…
At least…. He was fall and KAZAAMM…. A hole was made. The deep is until the center of earth.
Psycho : And then??? Inu get burnt? Then it's over???
Kyraa : No lah!
Inu's now is looking very and total different than usually. His silver hair is now black. His golden eye became black… and his skin became black too. And now…. He was known as………………. (JRENG JRENG JRENG) SAHARA'S GHOSSSTTTT!!! ………..because Inu knows every detail of Sahara, just like his own hand.
Kyraa : Your next…
Psycho : …. Let me think for a while……
After Inu's gone… Kagome just realized that she had lost her……. Pet (or more correctly, her own slave) Then she decided to go searching Inu and hearing that the Sahara's Ghost's coming day is same as Inu's lost day.
And then Kagome's journey begin….. (JRENG JRENG JRENG ------what's this jreng jreng jreng for? I don't know too….) with Cechou, Rin, Sango, Miroku, Shippou (And Naraku + Kouga + Kagur as cleaning service…) But after Kagome meets Inu…. Inu who have changed 1800………. And who have changed mentality and personality… and worse… he has become full demon which strong, brave, and….. blood thirsty… And when he's in Sahara, no one can beat him. And Kagome have made her mind that she'll take Inu back.
Psycho : HEY!!! When is my turn???????? So greedy…
Kyraa : Wait!!!
Because Kagome realized…. Without Inu…. She didn't have slave for her own….
Kyraa : There! Your next. Longer plz, I want to eat ^__^
Psycho : …. You're little…… ---- have no choice than to continue longer as Kyraa's wish…
And then Kagome walked for 100 days and 100 nights…. Looking for Inu in Sahara…. She's soooo confuse and at the last day….. "Inuyasha…… COME HERE!!!!!!" And that's the Kagome's new magic after walking for 100 days and 100 nights in Sahara. And guess what? Inu come to Kagome's place and landed with his butt right in front of Kagome. Kagome cried and hugged Inuyasha. "Inuyasha…. Where've you been all the time? I miss you… I … I… I CAN'T LIVE WITHOUT YOU!!!" That was she said. "Kagome… I…" Said Inuyasha as he cupped her chin and move his face closer to hers… but before 'kissing' Kagome slapped Inuyasha and said, "OSUWARIIIII!!!!!" And Inu fall….. Kagome said again, "I CAN'T live without you NOT because I love you but I NEED you as my servant you StUpId MoROn baKA iNU!!!"
Psycho : Man… I'm tired. I want to eat too. If you finished, call me, okay ^^
Kyraa : Sip! I'm next ^^
After that osuwari, Inu fall and fall and fall and fallllllllllllllllllllllllll to the sand with 1 km deep. And because of that Inu can't hear what Kagome just said because all the sand come into his ears…. (Huhuhu…. I like his ears so much….). After the spell is over, Kagome shouted again, "INUYASHA!!!!!! COME HERE!!!!" and just like before, Inuyasha flee to Kagome's place again, landed on his butt right in front of Kagome. But… Kagome already prepared and right in time when Inu's come Kagome put something….. dog's necklace at Inu's neck…. (you know, the one for dogs so they can't escaped) And before Inu's shock is over, Kagome pulled Inu….so strong that he can't escape. After making sure that the leash around inu is tight enough so he can't run away again, kagome dashed to the nearest travel agency and told them to book a flight to.... flight to Hawaii!!! Kag decided that she and the others, minus inu as her slave and naraku, kagura. dll as cleaning service deserve to have a niceeee and longgg holiday
(This time, Chubby joined the chat…)
Chubby : Niceeee!!!
Psycho : ???
Kyraa : Let me continue another pllzz
Chubby : In Hawaii ^^
Psycho : It become more and moreeeee schreeew up……… silent everyone? Just leave for eat for a while…..
In the plane... when everyone think wil be a boring trip, turns out to be a disaster one... Inu, the only person that never board a plane(figures huh? he went to sahara flying like a bird all the way from japan. so how can he know about plane?), almost slice the plane into 2 with the tessaiga, but as always... kag saves the day with her ultimate spell....
Kyraa : Chubby, your next
Psycho : Chubby-chan! Your turn……….. still here?
Chubby : Hah? Binun….. (confuse) Hmm then…. Eh….. not 2!! 12!!!
Kyraa : Huhuhuhuhuhu…..
Psycho : OK!
Chubby : Eh… What's the ultimate spell???
Psycho : Bakuryuha?
Kyraa : Sit, stupid!
Psycho : He? Not Inu's ultimate spell? Next, chubby!
Chubby : What's Kagome's ultimate spell???
Psycho : Osuwari. O-S-U-W-A-R-I !!! OSUWARI !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Kyraa : Fall…
(Well, after this, we keep chatting and didn't continue the story…. Sorry ^^;;; Until next time ^^)
