Disclaimer: No matter how much I want to own Final Fantasy Ten and the characters and want to put right here: "They're mine! ALL MINE~! MUWAHAHAHAHA!" I can't. *looks in savings jar* *fly buzzes around* SO, they currently belong to Squaresoft, but not until I get my hands on them! AND THAT MOOGLE! MUWAHAHAHA!
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Listen to our story...Getting them back in is beyond our power...unfortunatly...*battles off hyper rikku*...
...riiight.
I sat at my computer reading the latest Final Fantasy FanFic from Fanfiction.net, when my brothers and their friends came charging up the stairs like the wild animals they are. I looked at them and rolled my eyes, thinking it was something they were just over reacting about. They seemed to do this a lot, and I've learned not to mind.
"NOO! THE DOLL IS GONNA GET US! IT'S GONNA KILL US!" they screamed, and flew out the kitchen door.
Sighing, I got up and went downstairs. I was suddenly in the mood for a game of Final Fantasy, and didn't want to be disturbed by the eivle little monsters called the brother units.
I went down the stairs in my usual pounding fashion and headed straight for my ps2. Then, something out of the corner of my eye moved. Turning suddenly, I tripped on my brothers shoe. =Psh, just your imagination. You know this happens a lot.= So I continued to my game room for some hardcore FFX.
I enter the room, and sniff.
"Why does it smell like burnt plastic in here?" I asked myself, then I saw the smoking playstation.
My eyes went wide with shock as my knees buckled and I tried to crawl over to the corner where my playstation lived.
It was completely destroyed.
Half of the machine was melted, and the disc drive was halfway out, with my FFX disc stuck in there.
Finally regaining my walking ability, I practically crawled over to try and save my beloved game, maybe there was still hope!
Forcing the drive open, I realized there wasn't. The disc was warped and mangled. I almost burst into tears, and then I got angry, about to kill my brothers for playing with my candles, matches, and my games again until I heard muffled screams from the closet:
"Get your foot out of my face!!" a familiar voice exclaimed.
This awakened curiousity in me, forgetting the beloved playstation2 I made my way over to the closet, tentively opening the doors.
Then utter chaos befell upon me, I'm serious, it literarly fell on me!, and Kimahari, Rikku, Yuna, Lulu, Tidus, Wakka, AND Auron fell on top of me.
I quickly got up and stared at the squaresoft characters that were in a pile on the floor. Lulu was looking like she was about to pop and kill someone, which is kinda normal, but not with wakka between her boobs smiling like an idiot; Tidus looked frumpled, but still a bish; Rikku looked really pissed off because Tidus' foot was in her face; Yuna was blushing for some strange reason, and holding her dress down; Kimahari was already up and in a corner, ready to kill anyone who put a hand on Yuna much less a finger; and Auron was drinking whatever was in that bottle of his that was always at his waist.
Once again, my eyes went wide, and I totaly forgot about the mass of burnt rubber that was my ps2 and my final fantasy x disc, and only thought about how I now had Final Fantasy X characters in my game room.
Finally one of them spoke:
"Good job Yuna, that was a great hiding place!" Lulu said sarcastically as she disengaged Wakka from her over sized breasts. "I got a perv between my boobs and I lost my moogle!"
"I-i'm sorry, everyone! I thought it would be bigger!" Yuna said, still blushing, and really really close to tears. I started to feel bad for the poor girl. She kinda had it tough, I mean one second she's a week away from defeating Sin, she's in love with this total ego freak, and then she's in someone's closet. By her own doing, I might add.
"Tidus! You're foot is still in my face!!" Rikku screamed, her squeaky al bhed voice a bit muffled by Tidus' shoe.
Tidus didn't hear her, or move his foot, he just looked around the room and exclaimed: "Man! Not another new world, and not even close to Zanarkand!"
"Shut up you egotistical freak and move your foot!" Rikku screamed again.
"WHERE'S MY MOOGLE!" Lulu yelled at Wakka, "You made me drop it IN THE FIRST PLACE!"
I suddenly snapped back to my senses and screamed: "OH MY GOD! THERE ARE TWO ALECS!"
That sure shut everyone up, and they stared at me like I had grown a second head. Kewl, I got attention.!
"What's a...Alec?" Tidus cluelessly asked, finally moving his foot from Rikku's face, and standing up.
I only stared in reply, and everyone got up onto their feet, even the drunk looking Wakka, and the I-blush-like-an-idiot Yuna. Auron just kept drinking.
"Well, aren't you gonna tell us what an Alec is?" The still clueless Tidus asked.
Right then, my 'I-look-so-much-like-Tidus-it's-scary' friend Alec in full Tidus garb walked through the door and cheerfully said: "Hey Tori, ready to go to--Who are these people?"
Then Tidus turned around to meet his twin and said: "Whoa, I look great! I didn't know mirrors talked!"
That's when I suddenly flew back to reality and yelled: "I've got to call Mary!" and dashed out of the room to my telephone, locking the door behind me, not knowing what chaos would erupt after I left.
I picked up the warm plastic phone in my trembling hands and hastily called her number.
"Hello?" she answered.
"MARY! GET OVER HERE NOW! I DON'T CARE IF YOU'RE NOT READY FOR THE CON! GET HERE RIGHT NOW!" I screamed, and hung up the phone, dashing back to the room where Rikku was flirting with Alec, Yuna didn't know which Tidus was which, Lulu still looking frantically for her moogle, and Wakka was bouncing my unhurt ps2 paddles on his knees. Auron was /i drinking.
I suddenly had the impulse to poke Kimahari, just to see what it would do. I slowly walked over and raised my hand slowly...slowly...slowly...and then--"GO AWAY! KIMAHARI DON'T LIKE STUPID GIRLS!"...and I fell down. Then, everything went black.
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Yah I know, that chapter was pretty stupid, but I'm in a bit of a writers block, so gomen nasai. Anyways, it'll get better once we find the moogle and Mary and David get over there, *I promise!* so just wait a bit. Please Reveiw! Arigatou!
Victoria Crawford
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Listen to our story...Getting them back in is beyond our power...unfortunatly...*battles off hyper rikku*...
...riiight.
I sat at my computer reading the latest Final Fantasy FanFic from Fanfiction.net, when my brothers and their friends came charging up the stairs like the wild animals they are. I looked at them and rolled my eyes, thinking it was something they were just over reacting about. They seemed to do this a lot, and I've learned not to mind.
"NOO! THE DOLL IS GONNA GET US! IT'S GONNA KILL US!" they screamed, and flew out the kitchen door.
Sighing, I got up and went downstairs. I was suddenly in the mood for a game of Final Fantasy, and didn't want to be disturbed by the eivle little monsters called the brother units.
I went down the stairs in my usual pounding fashion and headed straight for my ps2. Then, something out of the corner of my eye moved. Turning suddenly, I tripped on my brothers shoe. =Psh, just your imagination. You know this happens a lot.= So I continued to my game room for some hardcore FFX.
I enter the room, and sniff.
"Why does it smell like burnt plastic in here?" I asked myself, then I saw the smoking playstation.
My eyes went wide with shock as my knees buckled and I tried to crawl over to the corner where my playstation lived.
It was completely destroyed.
Half of the machine was melted, and the disc drive was halfway out, with my FFX disc stuck in there.
Finally regaining my walking ability, I practically crawled over to try and save my beloved game, maybe there was still hope!
Forcing the drive open, I realized there wasn't. The disc was warped and mangled. I almost burst into tears, and then I got angry, about to kill my brothers for playing with my candles, matches, and my games again until I heard muffled screams from the closet:
"Get your foot out of my face!!" a familiar voice exclaimed.
This awakened curiousity in me, forgetting the beloved playstation2 I made my way over to the closet, tentively opening the doors.
Then utter chaos befell upon me, I'm serious, it literarly fell on me!, and Kimahari, Rikku, Yuna, Lulu, Tidus, Wakka, AND Auron fell on top of me.
I quickly got up and stared at the squaresoft characters that were in a pile on the floor. Lulu was looking like she was about to pop and kill someone, which is kinda normal, but not with wakka between her boobs smiling like an idiot; Tidus looked frumpled, but still a bish; Rikku looked really pissed off because Tidus' foot was in her face; Yuna was blushing for some strange reason, and holding her dress down; Kimahari was already up and in a corner, ready to kill anyone who put a hand on Yuna much less a finger; and Auron was drinking whatever was in that bottle of his that was always at his waist.
Once again, my eyes went wide, and I totaly forgot about the mass of burnt rubber that was my ps2 and my final fantasy x disc, and only thought about how I now had Final Fantasy X characters in my game room.
Finally one of them spoke:
"Good job Yuna, that was a great hiding place!" Lulu said sarcastically as she disengaged Wakka from her over sized breasts. "I got a perv between my boobs and I lost my moogle!"
"I-i'm sorry, everyone! I thought it would be bigger!" Yuna said, still blushing, and really really close to tears. I started to feel bad for the poor girl. She kinda had it tough, I mean one second she's a week away from defeating Sin, she's in love with this total ego freak, and then she's in someone's closet. By her own doing, I might add.
"Tidus! You're foot is still in my face!!" Rikku screamed, her squeaky al bhed voice a bit muffled by Tidus' shoe.
Tidus didn't hear her, or move his foot, he just looked around the room and exclaimed: "Man! Not another new world, and not even close to Zanarkand!"
"Shut up you egotistical freak and move your foot!" Rikku screamed again.
"WHERE'S MY MOOGLE!" Lulu yelled at Wakka, "You made me drop it IN THE FIRST PLACE!"
I suddenly snapped back to my senses and screamed: "OH MY GOD! THERE ARE TWO ALECS!"
That sure shut everyone up, and they stared at me like I had grown a second head. Kewl, I got attention.!
"What's a...Alec?" Tidus cluelessly asked, finally moving his foot from Rikku's face, and standing up.
I only stared in reply, and everyone got up onto their feet, even the drunk looking Wakka, and the I-blush-like-an-idiot Yuna. Auron just kept drinking.
"Well, aren't you gonna tell us what an Alec is?" The still clueless Tidus asked.
Right then, my 'I-look-so-much-like-Tidus-it's-scary' friend Alec in full Tidus garb walked through the door and cheerfully said: "Hey Tori, ready to go to--Who are these people?"
Then Tidus turned around to meet his twin and said: "Whoa, I look great! I didn't know mirrors talked!"
That's when I suddenly flew back to reality and yelled: "I've got to call Mary!" and dashed out of the room to my telephone, locking the door behind me, not knowing what chaos would erupt after I left.
I picked up the warm plastic phone in my trembling hands and hastily called her number.
"Hello?" she answered.
"MARY! GET OVER HERE NOW! I DON'T CARE IF YOU'RE NOT READY FOR THE CON! GET HERE RIGHT NOW!" I screamed, and hung up the phone, dashing back to the room where Rikku was flirting with Alec, Yuna didn't know which Tidus was which, Lulu still looking frantically for her moogle, and Wakka was bouncing my unhurt ps2 paddles on his knees. Auron was /i drinking.
I suddenly had the impulse to poke Kimahari, just to see what it would do. I slowly walked over and raised my hand slowly...slowly...slowly...and then--"GO AWAY! KIMAHARI DON'T LIKE STUPID GIRLS!"...and I fell down. Then, everything went black.
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Yah I know, that chapter was pretty stupid, but I'm in a bit of a writers block, so gomen nasai. Anyways, it'll get better once we find the moogle and Mary and David get over there, *I promise!* so just wait a bit. Please Reveiw! Arigatou!
Victoria Crawford
