disclaimer: *sobs* I still don't own FFX! But I do own myself!
A/N-Wee! Chappy 2 is up! Hope you enjoy, am in a good mood today, so it'll be better. Remember, this is a humorous fic. I love all of the FFX Chars! I really do! It's just fun to say funny stuff that may insult them! R & R
I woke up to the sight of who knows which Tidus' face grinning like a fool, and Yuna's worried one.
For a second there, I felt a bit better. Least someone in this group of charaters cared--wait. Yuna cares for anyone and everyone. Even seymore! ...so, nevermind.
God, my head hurt! Like someone had just whacked me with Tidus' sword, or Kimahari's breath.
Then I remembered what happened.
It WAS Kimahari's breath that knocked me out.
I groaned and closed my eyes, the two still hovering over me.
"Um...lady?" Tidus said as he poked my ear. I screamed and jumped up, whacking him over the head. "OW!" he yelled, and grabbed his the area that I whacked.
"Oh c'mon, she didn't hit you that hard! Jecht was right about you, crybaby Tidus!" Auron yelled. Great. The fool was drunk.
I took a quick head count. Auron the drunken fool, Yuna the blushing fool, Tidus the egotistical fool, Lulu the Moogle Luver, Wakka the Lulu luver, Kimahari the Stinky Breath kitty, Alec the twin of Tidus, and Rikku the swirly-hyper Al Bhed.
"NOOOO! RIKKU! NOT MY PS1!" I screamed right as I saw Rikku disassembling my last game console.
"Wow...you're machina are so advanced! I hope that Sin doesn't attack this place!" She replied. How oblivious can one blonde be?!
My knees went weak again.
And I fell to the ground, twitching.
Then, Mary arrived.
"KUPO!" she yelled as she entered the room, then dropped her bag as she saw the two Tidus' admiring eachother. "No...! NO WAY! MY NIGHTMARE HAS COME TRUE!!"
Then she joined me on the floor twitching.
Alec and Mary have hated eachother ever since the King and Queen incident last year, and Alec said the most horrifying line to her ever: "You can't hurt me because I'm so PRET-ty!"
Now, Tidus and Alec made the worst mistake they could have ever made in their lifetime.
At the same time they said: "She can't get up because I'm so PRET-ty!"
Bad, BAD idea guys!
Mary flew up, her eyes glowing red, and I ran behind her pulling on her arms, trying to keep her from going balistic. Unfortunatly, one little/short person isn't gonna work. Then Wakka came into play.
"What's goin on, ya?" Wakka asked, in crazyful wakka speak*.
Mary immediatly looked up and said: "Muffin?!" And ran over to poke Wakka. "Oh my gosh, it's wakka!"
"I'm Wakka, ya. Now whadda ya want with me?" he asked, suddenly scared by this changed in mood in the new person.
"You have a blitzball, ya?" Mary inquired in wakka-speak.
"You speakin my language, man! Ya I do have a blitzball!"
"Sweet, brudda, sweet."
"You play?"
"Never in my life."
Goddess, she was as bad as I am! Then I returned to mourning over my lost Playstations. Ohhh... the Horror! The horror...! That little Al Bhed was going to get it...let's just see what happens when I play with HER machina, hm?
Damn. There IS no machina here.
Oh well, there's always the Mofia.
Lulu all of a sudden figured out who I was. And decided to blame ME for the moogle.
"IT WAS YOU WASN'T IT?! YOU STOLE MY PRECIOUS MOOGLE-BABY BECAUSE YOU WERE JELOUS OF MY VOODOO POWERS, HUH? AND BECAUSE I'M A GAURDIAN! I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU!" She screamed in my face, her mouth starting to frothe at the edges and her eyes glowing more red than usual.
So what this chick wanted was a yelling contest, eh? I accept!
"I WOULDN'T BE TALKING, OH QUEEN OF PLASTIC SURGERY! I BET YOU'RE JUST PICKING ON ME BECAUSE I'M SHORT HUH? AREN'T YOU-YOU TALL PERSON YOU!" Wow, intelegent comeback Tori-chan, maybe you should just speak in Al Bhed to confuse her?
Good idea self.
"OUI'NA BINBMA BUUTMA DRD VMOC DU DRA SUUH AJANO VEJA TOC HT ADC LRAACA IB DRANA! OR, OUI BEHG BUHAO! E PAD DRA SUUH MUJAC ED FRAH OUI DINH ED BINBMA DUU! FEDR OUIN SKEL VENO TICD! OR! VENO!" I continued intelegently in Al Bhed. I felt so smart!
Rikku burst out laughing at my remark. I didn't understand what was so funny about it, so I just continued screaming at the confused Lulu in al bhed.
Soon enough I finished my al bhed rampage, and Lulu decided to pick on someone her own *coff* size.
Tidus was bored. Or at least he looked it. For once in his life HE wasn't getting all the attention. Serves him right! "Star Player of the Zanarkand Abes"! All of a sudden he was next to me.
"So you're from here right?" he questioned me all of a sudden.
My eyes went wide and I looked at him like HE had grown a second head.
"No, I just live here," I replied. I am such a smart ass.
"So you're from Spira too? I thought we were the first!" Tidus cluelessly continued.
"You are an idiot. Lu was right," I informed him.
"Well, when we get back to spira and make ourselves at home, you wanna check out my moves?"
"PERV! NO way! Quit it or Yuna knows all about what you did with those Guados and what you have just done!" I threatened.
"NO! Don't tell Yuna! Please!" He quivered.
"Get on your knees, slave!" Oh man, I had always wanted to say that line!
I didn't expect him to do what I said--but he did it.
Whoa. I feel the power!
I cackled and walked away before he could figure out that the Guado thing was made up.
Stupid Tidus, I can't wait to see what will happen when David gets here!
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yay! I was hyper when I wrote this! Well..not too hyper or it would make no sense, but minorly hyper!
Muwahahaha! Now you have to reveiw! WITH SPONGES! ...Well, maybe not, but reveiw anyway!
A/N-Wee! Chappy 2 is up! Hope you enjoy, am in a good mood today, so it'll be better. Remember, this is a humorous fic. I love all of the FFX Chars! I really do! It's just fun to say funny stuff that may insult them! R & R
I woke up to the sight of who knows which Tidus' face grinning like a fool, and Yuna's worried one.
For a second there, I felt a bit better. Least someone in this group of charaters cared--wait. Yuna cares for anyone and everyone. Even seymore! ...so, nevermind.
God, my head hurt! Like someone had just whacked me with Tidus' sword, or Kimahari's breath.
Then I remembered what happened.
It WAS Kimahari's breath that knocked me out.
I groaned and closed my eyes, the two still hovering over me.
"Um...lady?" Tidus said as he poked my ear. I screamed and jumped up, whacking him over the head. "OW!" he yelled, and grabbed his the area that I whacked.
"Oh c'mon, she didn't hit you that hard! Jecht was right about you, crybaby Tidus!" Auron yelled. Great. The fool was drunk.
I took a quick head count. Auron the drunken fool, Yuna the blushing fool, Tidus the egotistical fool, Lulu the Moogle Luver, Wakka the Lulu luver, Kimahari the Stinky Breath kitty, Alec the twin of Tidus, and Rikku the swirly-hyper Al Bhed.
"NOOOO! RIKKU! NOT MY PS1!" I screamed right as I saw Rikku disassembling my last game console.
"Wow...you're machina are so advanced! I hope that Sin doesn't attack this place!" She replied. How oblivious can one blonde be?!
My knees went weak again.
And I fell to the ground, twitching.
Then, Mary arrived.
"KUPO!" she yelled as she entered the room, then dropped her bag as she saw the two Tidus' admiring eachother. "No...! NO WAY! MY NIGHTMARE HAS COME TRUE!!"
Then she joined me on the floor twitching.
Alec and Mary have hated eachother ever since the King and Queen incident last year, and Alec said the most horrifying line to her ever: "You can't hurt me because I'm so PRET-ty!"
Now, Tidus and Alec made the worst mistake they could have ever made in their lifetime.
At the same time they said: "She can't get up because I'm so PRET-ty!"
Bad, BAD idea guys!
Mary flew up, her eyes glowing red, and I ran behind her pulling on her arms, trying to keep her from going balistic. Unfortunatly, one little/short person isn't gonna work. Then Wakka came into play.
"What's goin on, ya?" Wakka asked, in crazyful wakka speak*.
Mary immediatly looked up and said: "Muffin?!" And ran over to poke Wakka. "Oh my gosh, it's wakka!"
"I'm Wakka, ya. Now whadda ya want with me?" he asked, suddenly scared by this changed in mood in the new person.
"You have a blitzball, ya?" Mary inquired in wakka-speak.
"You speakin my language, man! Ya I do have a blitzball!"
"Sweet, brudda, sweet."
"You play?"
"Never in my life."
Goddess, she was as bad as I am! Then I returned to mourning over my lost Playstations. Ohhh... the Horror! The horror...! That little Al Bhed was going to get it...let's just see what happens when I play with HER machina, hm?
Damn. There IS no machina here.
Oh well, there's always the Mofia.
Lulu all of a sudden figured out who I was. And decided to blame ME for the moogle.
"IT WAS YOU WASN'T IT?! YOU STOLE MY PRECIOUS MOOGLE-BABY BECAUSE YOU WERE JELOUS OF MY VOODOO POWERS, HUH? AND BECAUSE I'M A GAURDIAN! I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU!" She screamed in my face, her mouth starting to frothe at the edges and her eyes glowing more red than usual.
So what this chick wanted was a yelling contest, eh? I accept!
"I WOULDN'T BE TALKING, OH QUEEN OF PLASTIC SURGERY! I BET YOU'RE JUST PICKING ON ME BECAUSE I'M SHORT HUH? AREN'T YOU-YOU TALL PERSON YOU!" Wow, intelegent comeback Tori-chan, maybe you should just speak in Al Bhed to confuse her?
Good idea self.
"OUI'NA BINBMA BUUTMA DRD VMOC DU DRA SUUH AJANO VEJA TOC HT ADC LRAACA IB DRANA! OR, OUI BEHG BUHAO! E PAD DRA SUUH MUJAC ED FRAH OUI DINH ED BINBMA DUU! FEDR OUIN SKEL VENO TICD! OR! VENO!" I continued intelegently in Al Bhed. I felt so smart!
Rikku burst out laughing at my remark. I didn't understand what was so funny about it, so I just continued screaming at the confused Lulu in al bhed.
Soon enough I finished my al bhed rampage, and Lulu decided to pick on someone her own *coff* size.
Tidus was bored. Or at least he looked it. For once in his life HE wasn't getting all the attention. Serves him right! "Star Player of the Zanarkand Abes"! All of a sudden he was next to me.
"So you're from here right?" he questioned me all of a sudden.
My eyes went wide and I looked at him like HE had grown a second head.
"No, I just live here," I replied. I am such a smart ass.
"So you're from Spira too? I thought we were the first!" Tidus cluelessly continued.
"You are an idiot. Lu was right," I informed him.
"Well, when we get back to spira and make ourselves at home, you wanna check out my moves?"
"PERV! NO way! Quit it or Yuna knows all about what you did with those Guados and what you have just done!" I threatened.
"NO! Don't tell Yuna! Please!" He quivered.
"Get on your knees, slave!" Oh man, I had always wanted to say that line!
I didn't expect him to do what I said--but he did it.
Whoa. I feel the power!
I cackled and walked away before he could figure out that the Guado thing was made up.
Stupid Tidus, I can't wait to see what will happen when David gets here!
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yay! I was hyper when I wrote this! Well..not too hyper or it would make no sense, but minorly hyper!
Muwahahaha! Now you have to reveiw! WITH SPONGES! ...Well, maybe not, but reveiw anyway!
