Disclaimer: Well, I tried to buy Final Fantasy X with cheese and pizy stiz, but they wouldn't accept it. I think they're just crazy, I mean, who would pass up the offer of cheese and pizy stiz...Well, come to think of it...
By the way, I still don't own FFX. :( NOO! MUST OWN MOOGLE!!
A/N: YAY! I GOTS REVEIWS!! *huggles all reveiwers* *sends all a zillion pizy stiz* You guys rock! Stay hyper and insane! WEEE! *hopes this is a better chapter*...Oh, and I forgot to mention it before, I am the worlds worst speller, so if something's all screwy and you don't know what it is, then you can always ask. Once again, I love all the characters, I really do! It's just great fun to poke at them and stuff. I have nothing agaisnt Lulu, I promise!
-I knew today was going to be strange,- I thought. Not only did squaresoft charecters show up in my home, but I had an anime convention in fifteen minutes, the people who were supposed to be here, hadn't arrived yet, and I STILL didn't know who to be.
Delemmia, delemmia.
Then, I found my whacky stick, and felt like hitting Tidus with it just to pass the time...to help myself "think".
"TORI!! AUUGH IT HURTS! MY HAIR!!" Alec screamed as I started to hit him.
Whoops, wrong one.
"Eheh, sorry Alec, thought you were someone else," I apologized and moved on to the real Tidus.
Right as I was about to start my thinking activity, Yuna just had to butt in:
"NULHIT!" she yelled, and Tidus was surrounded by a nifty swirly thingy.
I stared at Yuna.
A. I didn't know she could do that.
B. NOOOOOO! MY WHACKYNESS!
I'll slap her upside monday next time I have the chance.
"YUNA!!!! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" I screamed as I crumbled to the floor, once again. This day was not good for me. I lost both of my playstations, I hadn't gotten my hug yet, AND there goes all my whack Tidusness.
Great. Just. Great.
All Mary did was continue to poke Wakka saying: "Blitzball...." over and over again. Lulu just kept looking for her moogle, giving suspicious glaces towards Mary and I. And AURON. AURON JUST KEPT DRINKING THAT UNKNOWN SUBSTANCE IN THAT JUG!
I'll shoot him at some point.
Rikku somehow got the bright idea that all the stuff in my house was avaliable for sale, or that she could take it all and I would be perfectly fine with it.
Next thing you know, Rikku has my TV in her hands. "Hey, girl, how much is this machina? 10,000 gil?"
I looked up at her, and my face lost all of it's color then suddenly flushed red--angry red.
You'll get it little Al Bhed Chick, just wait until I have the moogle in MY hands.
I opened my mouth to scream at her when it was covered by a very large and very furry hand.
Out of conditioned reflex I bit it, not knowing anything of who the hand belonged to or what the concequences would be. I simple sunk my teeth into the flesh to be rewarded with a terrible growl.
Disengaging my hand, I slowly turned around to see a very angry Kimahri. A very PURPLE Kimahri. Crap. I knew that hand tasted familiar.
Not knowing what else to do, I ran. Straight into David who fell right to the ground immediatly curling into his defensive ball.
Kimahri, who had been hot on my tail, just looked in fear at this odd new person who had strange blue bottles in his hands that were labled BAWLS. Mary, who had been following us along with the rest of the Squareys saw the Bawls and jumped on the caffine.
Tidus scratched his head, Tidus2 said: "Hi Davy!" and flirted with Rikku, Yuna just sat there, Lulu was looking around seeing if there were any other places a moogle can hide, Auron was actually done with his jug, but now he was incrediably drunk and passed out on my floor, Rikku was just there, and Wakka kept calling me an Al Bhed because of all of the "machina" I have.
The Kitty gave me a warning look and I stuck my tounge out at him as he retreated to the nearest corner. The battle would continue later after the new person was deemed a threat or not. Fine by me, I'll just use my whacky stick.
I helped David to his feet as he looked at all of the Final Fantasy creatures with a blank face.
"Good job, Tori, they're real convincing this time. Wonder what prize they'll get at the con," He said simply.
Then Tidus started his little speech again. "I'm Tidus, star play of the Zanarkand Abes! Know anywhere I can play blitzball?"
Bah! Egostitical little...*incoherent curses*
"Whoa, they even SOUND like the people from it!" David exclaimed, "How much did you pay 'em? 300? 700?"
Like I have that money. "No, I didn't pay them..see what happened is--"
"They came from the ps2!" Mary screamed, "Dun dun DUN!!" She was obviously done with the caffine. "And I want my car back."
I just nodded in agreement, and dived for the other bottle of bawls on the floor handing it back to him.
David just gave me a confused look, "'They came from the ps2'?"
"Yep, and now it's all melted and ruined and crap. It's all their fault I say, but noooo..." Mary elaborated.
By this time, the square people were bored with the new person and had gone off to explore MY room now. I suddenly got really really scared. Lulu was probably buldozing everything in sight in search of her moogle, wakka was probably bouncing my japanese lanterns around, Rikku taking apart my precious stereo, and Auron was probabling spewing all over my bathroom.
Fortunatly Tidus, Tidus2, and Yuna were still here or it would have been more chaotic.
I gave David a quick hug, and then dashed into my room to see what was happening.
BOOYASHKA! I GOT IT RIGHT! $2 MILLION TO ME! Wait...that's a BAD thing isn't it?
That day was also extremely rare because I had actually cleaned my room.
I just turned around and went back into the hall.
That's when I heard a "KUPO!" from behind Mary. MOOGLE! ^ยบ^
David just stared at Mary like she had grown a tail and devil horns. I just laughed, "Better hide that before Lulu catches you with it, or--"
Right then, Lulu came out of my room with my teddy bear in the crook of her arm, "I couldn't find my Moogle, so I'm taking this. kay? Kay." and walked back into the game room.
"WHY IS IT ALWAYS ME!! IS IT BECAUSE I'M SHORT?!" I screamed.
"Yep." Mary replied and walked to my room to poke Wakka somemore.
GYAHHH!
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Hello my little peoples!
DClick--yesh, I was soooo uber hyper when I wrote those. Am sorry they are misspelled, my translator sucks. Sorry I made you log in, but I don't like annonomous reveiws. Sorry!!
Aseku-- See, I don't HATE Lulu, she's just the best one to make fun of! Along with Tidus. Muwahahaha! And, I like your little non-talky friend. He ish nifty.
Ala-- YAY! YOU REVEIWED!! *bows down to the great one* *gives cheese* Yah, am trying to keep the people down...Alec ish leavin the group soon, so I will have a lot less to manage...am not sure if he's going to be takin Rikku with him or not, but oh well.
*gives all reveiwers tons and tons of pixy stix* THANK YOU! Keep reveiwing!!
BTW, sorry this is so uber late. Hehe...^^;;
By the way, I still don't own FFX. :( NOO! MUST OWN MOOGLE!!
A/N: YAY! I GOTS REVEIWS!! *huggles all reveiwers* *sends all a zillion pizy stiz* You guys rock! Stay hyper and insane! WEEE! *hopes this is a better chapter*...Oh, and I forgot to mention it before, I am the worlds worst speller, so if something's all screwy and you don't know what it is, then you can always ask. Once again, I love all the characters, I really do! It's just great fun to poke at them and stuff. I have nothing agaisnt Lulu, I promise!
-I knew today was going to be strange,- I thought. Not only did squaresoft charecters show up in my home, but I had an anime convention in fifteen minutes, the people who were supposed to be here, hadn't arrived yet, and I STILL didn't know who to be.
Delemmia, delemmia.
Then, I found my whacky stick, and felt like hitting Tidus with it just to pass the time...to help myself "think".
"TORI!! AUUGH IT HURTS! MY HAIR!!" Alec screamed as I started to hit him.
Whoops, wrong one.
"Eheh, sorry Alec, thought you were someone else," I apologized and moved on to the real Tidus.
Right as I was about to start my thinking activity, Yuna just had to butt in:
"NULHIT!" she yelled, and Tidus was surrounded by a nifty swirly thingy.
I stared at Yuna.
A. I didn't know she could do that.
B. NOOOOOO! MY WHACKYNESS!
I'll slap her upside monday next time I have the chance.
"YUNA!!!! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" I screamed as I crumbled to the floor, once again. This day was not good for me. I lost both of my playstations, I hadn't gotten my hug yet, AND there goes all my whack Tidusness.
Great. Just. Great.
All Mary did was continue to poke Wakka saying: "Blitzball...." over and over again. Lulu just kept looking for her moogle, giving suspicious glaces towards Mary and I. And AURON. AURON JUST KEPT DRINKING THAT UNKNOWN SUBSTANCE IN THAT JUG!
I'll shoot him at some point.
Rikku somehow got the bright idea that all the stuff in my house was avaliable for sale, or that she could take it all and I would be perfectly fine with it.
Next thing you know, Rikku has my TV in her hands. "Hey, girl, how much is this machina? 10,000 gil?"
I looked up at her, and my face lost all of it's color then suddenly flushed red--angry red.
You'll get it little Al Bhed Chick, just wait until I have the moogle in MY hands.
I opened my mouth to scream at her when it was covered by a very large and very furry hand.
Out of conditioned reflex I bit it, not knowing anything of who the hand belonged to or what the concequences would be. I simple sunk my teeth into the flesh to be rewarded with a terrible growl.
Disengaging my hand, I slowly turned around to see a very angry Kimahri. A very PURPLE Kimahri. Crap. I knew that hand tasted familiar.
Not knowing what else to do, I ran. Straight into David who fell right to the ground immediatly curling into his defensive ball.
Kimahri, who had been hot on my tail, just looked in fear at this odd new person who had strange blue bottles in his hands that were labled BAWLS. Mary, who had been following us along with the rest of the Squareys saw the Bawls and jumped on the caffine.
Tidus scratched his head, Tidus2 said: "Hi Davy!" and flirted with Rikku, Yuna just sat there, Lulu was looking around seeing if there were any other places a moogle can hide, Auron was actually done with his jug, but now he was incrediably drunk and passed out on my floor, Rikku was just there, and Wakka kept calling me an Al Bhed because of all of the "machina" I have.
The Kitty gave me a warning look and I stuck my tounge out at him as he retreated to the nearest corner. The battle would continue later after the new person was deemed a threat or not. Fine by me, I'll just use my whacky stick.
I helped David to his feet as he looked at all of the Final Fantasy creatures with a blank face.
"Good job, Tori, they're real convincing this time. Wonder what prize they'll get at the con," He said simply.
Then Tidus started his little speech again. "I'm Tidus, star play of the Zanarkand Abes! Know anywhere I can play blitzball?"
Bah! Egostitical little...*incoherent curses*
"Whoa, they even SOUND like the people from it!" David exclaimed, "How much did you pay 'em? 300? 700?"
Like I have that money. "No, I didn't pay them..see what happened is--"
"They came from the ps2!" Mary screamed, "Dun dun DUN!!" She was obviously done with the caffine. "And I want my car back."
I just nodded in agreement, and dived for the other bottle of bawls on the floor handing it back to him.
David just gave me a confused look, "'They came from the ps2'?"
"Yep, and now it's all melted and ruined and crap. It's all their fault I say, but noooo..." Mary elaborated.
By this time, the square people were bored with the new person and had gone off to explore MY room now. I suddenly got really really scared. Lulu was probably buldozing everything in sight in search of her moogle, wakka was probably bouncing my japanese lanterns around, Rikku taking apart my precious stereo, and Auron was probabling spewing all over my bathroom.
Fortunatly Tidus, Tidus2, and Yuna were still here or it would have been more chaotic.
I gave David a quick hug, and then dashed into my room to see what was happening.
BOOYASHKA! I GOT IT RIGHT! $2 MILLION TO ME! Wait...that's a BAD thing isn't it?
That day was also extremely rare because I had actually cleaned my room.
I just turned around and went back into the hall.
That's when I heard a "KUPO!" from behind Mary. MOOGLE! ^ยบ^
David just stared at Mary like she had grown a tail and devil horns. I just laughed, "Better hide that before Lulu catches you with it, or--"
Right then, Lulu came out of my room with my teddy bear in the crook of her arm, "I couldn't find my Moogle, so I'm taking this. kay? Kay." and walked back into the game room.
"WHY IS IT ALWAYS ME!! IS IT BECAUSE I'M SHORT?!" I screamed.
"Yep." Mary replied and walked to my room to poke Wakka somemore.
GYAHHH!
___________________________________________________________________________
Hello my little peoples!
DClick--yesh, I was soooo uber hyper when I wrote those. Am sorry they are misspelled, my translator sucks. Sorry I made you log in, but I don't like annonomous reveiws. Sorry!!
Aseku-- See, I don't HATE Lulu, she's just the best one to make fun of! Along with Tidus. Muwahahaha! And, I like your little non-talky friend. He ish nifty.
Ala-- YAY! YOU REVEIWED!! *bows down to the great one* *gives cheese* Yah, am trying to keep the people down...Alec ish leavin the group soon, so I will have a lot less to manage...am not sure if he's going to be takin Rikku with him or not, but oh well.
*gives all reveiwers tons and tons of pixy stix* THANK YOU! Keep reveiwing!!
BTW, sorry this is so uber late. Hehe...^^;;
