I am back with a new one off story, sorry if you felt my last story was rushed, but I still want to continue this storyline, this is just a fun story about Butters relationship with the members of I.M.P. and how he will help the team get along better with relationship counseling with , enjoy. This takes place before Cartman took control of Cthulhu in my last story

Butters had a day off school and he decided to spend his day at the I.M.P. office, where he helped with assassin jobs by lowering his victims guards then allowed the others to sneak up from behind, he spent the time when Blitzo, Moxxie, and Millie were gone playing cards with Loona as they listened to Loona gossip about news down in hell and workplace gossip.

But then Butters realized how the employees of the assassin company didn't get along . Blitzo and Loona mocked and harassed Moxxie about how sensitive he was and how small his male parts were. And Moxxie judged Blitzo for being a perverted man-child and Lonna for being lazy and uncaring, Millie was protective over Moxxie went Loona calls him easy to manage, he didn't like to see his adoptive family argue so much, he liked it better when they got along. Then Loona got mad at Blitzo when he tried to teach her to be more respectful, but then he was intimidated and continued coddling her. Butters needed to do something, and he had just the idea.

Blitzo heard a knock on the door of his office "Loona I'm sorry please don't be mad at me" Blitzo said, but Butters just entered "Oh, there's my favorite nephew, what do you need?" Blitzo asked, his smile returned "Well I just wanted you to see this" Butters said handing him a piece of paper, Blitzo read it and his mood when from happy to annoyed "Wait Moxxie and Millie want me to go to relationship counseling with them," Blitzo paused and looked over to Butters "Well, if you are there, I will be fine, got it?" Blitzo said "Sure thing uncle Blitz" Butters said as he left the room. Then he gave the paper to his adoptive parents "Well, this could help those to get better, but I bet I just jinxed myself" Moxxie said handing the paper back to Butters Millie agreed to go to. All he had to do was ask Loona to go and tell them to meet him at the elementary school in town, Loona though pissed off, agreed to go if Butters went.

A few hours later they met at the elementary school and sat in the gym and Mr. Makey met them in their "Okay let's start, now Moxxie, is there anything you want to say to Blitz or Loona?" Mr. Makey asked as he crossed his legs, Moxie sat up in his seat "I would, but I wouldn't want to say the things I want to say in front of my wife or son" Moxxie said Loona snarled and Blitzo flipped Moxxie in the bird. "Okay that's a lot of honesty, I understand, does anyone else want to start?" Mr. Makey asked, no one said anything, Loona was having withdrawal and needed a smoke, but she knew she couldn't smoke in the school. "Mmmmkay, well this isn't really well. Hmm…mkay" Mr. Makey said "Okay let's try an exercise," Mr. Makey said, Loona, Blitzo, and Millie groaned, Moxie didn't groan, but he was just as bored as the others "I have some kids here to help us out. When we are trying to have some therapy, the first thing we need to do is…to take out our Resentments, mkay. So, let's have our Resentments come out. Come on out over…come over Resentments" Mr. Makey called out and a blonde kid with a t-shirt with the word 'Resentments' came over "Mkay' and then, in any relationship we also have Expectations, mkay. Because Expectations lead to Resentments" Then a kid with black hair and a bowl cut (I think that's what it's called) with the word 'Expectations' on his t-shirt came and stood next to the resentments kid "Which, of course brings about Accusations. Come on out Accusations, mkay." then a kid with short orange hair came out with the word 'Accusations' on his t-shirt " And then that all of course leads to Victimization and Withdraw" then a kid with brown curly hair came out with a t-shirt that said 'Victimization' and a kid with a redder shade of brown and his hair combed to the left with a t-shirt that read 'Withdraw' "Now, you've got to learn to overcome all of these things, mkay. Are you ready? You ready?" Mr. Makey asked, they just all looked bored, Butters was wondering if this was a good idea, but he knew what was coming "NOW GO F*CK 'EM UP" Mr. Makey. said Moxxie, Millie, Blizo, and Loona all jumped in surprise, this was definitely not what they were expecting. "I Beg your pardon sir?" Moxie asked "You heard me, there they are! Right there, Moxxe, Millie, Blitz, Lonna you go beat the sh*t out of 'em! You too, Butters. GO F*CK 'EM UP!" Mr. Makey hollered, then kids all went pale "Oh god not this again" The Resentments kid said. Everybody got up from their chairs, this was a change of pace, a good change of pace.

Butters spun in a circle and his hammer his Accusations right between the eyes, Millie training him to throw daggers was really coming in handy "Oh yeah get that little b*sterd" Mr. Makey cheered then Millie flew in and kicked Victimization in the face, hard "Feels good right?" Mr. Makey asked "F*ck yeah!" Millie cheered then Lonna punched Resentments, making him fly back. "Get some revenge on that sh*t, oh yeah" Mr. Makey said "This isn't so bad" Loona said breathing a bit faster now "I have needs too you know" Resentments said as he slapped Blitzo across that face, big mistake "You little sh*t!" Blitzo hollered as he kicked the kid in the chest in retaliation Moxxie then got into the fight and punched Accusations in the face before he got a chance to get up "You can dish it out but you can't take it Accusations? Mkay" Knocking him out Then Victimisation threw all his weight into a kick into Millie's stomach "Oh crap, no one likes Victimization" Mr. Makey said as Moxxie caught Millie in his arms helping her back up "Hey you leave her alone!" Blitzo yelled "Take it easy Blitz" Millie said. Then Resentments came over and elbowed Lonna in the stomach "Resentments gonna lash out" Mr. Makey called "You keep your filthy hands off my Loonie!" Blitzo called out shaking his fist, Loona punted Resentments into the bleachers "That's right you got to let those Resentments go" Mr. Makey said "How bout you stop being a pansy and fight Blitz?" Loona said annoyed, Blitzo had only punched one kid while everyone else knocked two kids already "Don't talk to me like that young lady" Blitzo said "Sir, she isn't exactly wrong" Moxxie deadpanned "Shut the f*ck up!" Blitzo hollered at Moxxie who just rolled his eyes, not like he didn't hear that about a hundred times, Withdrawal tried to back out of the fight "Oh, another b**ch move from withdrawal coming right up, Then Millie dashed across the gym and grabbed Expectations and threw him in the middle of the gym, Blitzo knocked out Victimization "That'll teach Expectations for being unrealistic!" Mr. Makey said "Nothing goes without saying" Expectations said slapping Millie across the face, very stupid, ask Moxxie "D*mmit who needs you Expectations?" Mr. Makey said, Butters launched his hammer and it hit the kid right in the face. Expectations stumbled around for a bit. Blitzo punched the kid across the face, knocking him out "Expectations don't go down that easy, there's always more expectations!" Mr. Makey called out, and sure enough 4 more Expectation kids came out "What the f*ck, how many kids are you paying to get their *sses beat?" Loona asked "You guys need to work together if you're going to defeat all these expectations, mkay!" Mr. Makey cheered "Guys, he is right" Blitzo said, the other 3 I.M.P. employees looked over to him "We are only going to get rid of these Expectations, and everything and all these other sh*theads, if we work as a team" Blitzo said, this touched the other employees "Your right, Blitz" Moxxie said "Let's f*ck 'em up!" Loona said. Then they went after the group of kids, they used their trust in one another to quickly defeat the 4 reinforcements "That, that was bad*ss" Mr. Makey said as Butters hit Withdrawal in the head with his trusty hammer. "Thanks for the help, Mr. Makey, you too Butters" Blitzo said "Let's go to that new dinner in town, pancakes on me" Moxxie said "See you later sweetie, be home by dinner" Millie said as they left Butters to his own devices. They were actually able to get along now.

Done, not a whole lot to say here, just a cute fanfiction of my AU, sorry I didn't give a ending review on my story, I was just in a rush to get the story done, I was so happy to put the woodland critters in my last story, they were honestly my favorite part, they are some of my favorite characters on the show, right up there with Butters and Wendy, so that was fun, I liked the Cartman bits too, but Cartman as a serious character is out of character at the very, very, least. Special thanks to Spandium7, probably the biggest fan of my story.