HAHAHAHAH! *evil laugh* GUESS WHO THIS IS, READERS?!?! MUWAHAHAHAHAHAH! IT IS NONE OTHER THAN THE WAKKA-OBSESSED, MOOGLE STEALING, TIDUS HATING (Got it yet? if you dont you haven't been reading very observently...) MARY! Yeah, I'm crashing at Tori's house and I STOLE HER CHAIR! Once again, I rule her computer! *does a dance* Well, I decided to not only take over her chair, but her fanfci as well! GET READY FOR INSANE MADNESS. well, thats not like, a really big change but....but....um....come back to me....
Tori: Dammit Mary, for the last time I don't want you breaking into my house!
Mary: I swear! I dont know how that broken window got there! I was just conveniently walking outside when it broke! so i helped myself in....Anyways!
MUWAHAHAHAH! You guys are like, so in for it now!
Mary2: (this is my subconcious. I argue with myself a lot) In for what? You don't make sense...
Mary: *clenches fist* YOU SHUDDAP NOW! I KNOW I DONT MAKE SENSE! THATS THE POINT! *walks away to try and steal some of Tori's stuf*
Tori: NOO! My fire!! *runs after & saves zippo* *returns to computer*
Mary: Well, now you're going to see about, 5 minutes of events happen from MY POINT OF VIEW! That means in my twisted mind! *runs around* Heh. OH! AND UNLIKE TORI, I DO own Final Fantasy! *evil grin* I mean well, sure I do! Well....*squaresoft police pop-up* OH CRAP! GOTTA GO!
*runs away*
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Well, hello. Who are you again? Whatever. My name's Mary, and today I'm going to tell you about my normal everyday day that's happening today, yeah, on this day. Get it? Got it? no? GOOD!
Well, I like saying well alot! So, I'm sitting here, when all of a sudden these annoying people run into Tori's room!
"Yes, Tori, it's ALWAYS because your short!" I know it's mean, but I love teasting her about that. So,I walk over and lean on top of her head, like and arm rest. She's not too happy about that. I laugh evily, like I always do.
"So, you know that they're touching your stuff, right?" I ask her, staring into her room, just. JUst staring.
"Shuddap." Tori pushes my arm off and walks into her room, determined to stop the little Al Bhed from ruining her stereo.
"Hi there David. Whaaaaaaaaaat's happening?" I stare down at David, who is still in his self-defense mode, ya know, a funky little ball on the ground. "Daivd, they're gone. You can get up now."
David peers out, looks up at me, and the curls tighter into his ball. I can't blame him. I don't whack and abuse him a lot. *evil grin*
"C'mon, Tori needs you to confuse people, k?" I pull him up and start pushing him towards her room.
"But that's yourt job! You are confused, and cunfusing. You do that." David starts arguing with me. We always argue XD.
"Exactly, that's why you're doing it." I throw him into the room, and slam the door. YAY! MOOGLE PLAYING WITH ISH NESS TIME!
Wonder exactly how I stole Lulu's moogle? Well, when they first fell out, I sneakily stepped forward while Lulu was yelling at Wakka, and lifter her moogle right off of her. I'm very sneaky!
And very not hyper.
I run into Tori's gameroom, and grab the moogle. "KUPO! MOOGLE!" I hug the moogle so hard it squeaks. Heh. I let it down and sit there, playing with it's pom pom. ISH SO CUTE!
Well, i realize I'm not so hyper anymore. Dang. Where did David put his caffinated drinks?
I step over the drunk Auron to a case of blue bottles in the corner. I pull one out and untwist the cap, letting the carbonation go "Sssssssss". I love that sound.
Then my subconcious started being annoying.
::That's not a good idea, Mary. You know David loves his caffine, he'll be mad that you're stealing it! You shouldn't do that-::
I whacked myself. She shut up.
"Ahh. Good ol' Bawls. I always can use you when I need a caffine boost!" Before i can lift it to my lips, David is sitting there, looking at me from the doorway. I swear, he has super hearing.
"That's mine. MY CAFFINE!" I jump out of the way, and grab my moogle. MY MOOGLE! THAT'S RIGHT! I chugg the drink and throw the empty bottle down. I swoon for a second, then shake my head. YES! HYPER!
Just my luck David leaving would bring Tori. And Alec. Then Everyone else.
"YOU!" Lulu has a very high peircing voice when she screams. I look up at her, pointing a finger towards me. I know she wants her moogle, but I just can't resist. Im MARY!
So i walk up to Lulu, and start poking her finger. She doesn't get why I'm doing that, and instead of being annoyed, I think i'm actually frightening her.
HOORAY! My day is never complete until I've terrified a total stranger!
So I decide to poke her nifty hair.
"WOW! ITS LULU!" I'm sitting there, wide-eyed, poking Lulu. Everyone's looking at me with a look like 'Oh, that girl's gonna get it now.' Right. Like Lulu would actually hurt me. Tori's just shaking her head saying 'Oh-no'. David is drinking his drink. Alec and Tidus are staring at each other. Rikku is dissembling Tori's stereo. OO she won't like that. Yuna's walking around. Wakka is staring at me.
"Ya, hey girl?" He whispers in my ear. "I dun think that's a very good idea, ya?"
Well, when people try and stop me from poking, I get mad. VERY MAD. Even at wakka! MY HERO!
"MAYBE I SHOULD START POKING YOU INSTEAD, HUH?!?! WHAT'S THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN?! IM NOT MUFFINY ENOUGH TO POKE A MUFFIN?!" Now Wakka's staring at me. I-I think I scared him.
Damn, why do I always do that?
"Cmon, Mary, let's get you some help, maybe you can talk to the sock or something.." Tori takes my arm.
"But-but, pokieness, and Lulu, and-" I look back at Lulu. She's staring at me, then at her moogle. I stick out my tounge. She looks anrgy now.
"Did you say sock? HOT DOG!"
Well, that's from my point of view. I'm going to go argue with the sock, away from Lulu. I really don't want to have to hurt her today. I hurt Alec.
WOW! ITS A SOCK!
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Tori: Yes! She's gone!
Mary: *poke*
Tori: AHH! DONT DO THAT!
Mary: Well, how did you like? yeah, it won't make sense, and I'll probably scare a lot off, but that's worth it!
Tori: You are so dead, Mary!
Mary: SURE I AM! *runs away*
Tori: that was sure odd. Well, yes, there is no chapter four. this is just a filler. i let mary do it cause she was at my house, hyper, and had my computer. Comments, if you havent run off yet.
Tori: Dammit Mary, for the last time I don't want you breaking into my house!
Mary: I swear! I dont know how that broken window got there! I was just conveniently walking outside when it broke! so i helped myself in....Anyways!
MUWAHAHAHAH! You guys are like, so in for it now!
Mary2: (this is my subconcious. I argue with myself a lot) In for what? You don't make sense...
Mary: *clenches fist* YOU SHUDDAP NOW! I KNOW I DONT MAKE SENSE! THATS THE POINT! *walks away to try and steal some of Tori's stuf*
Tori: NOO! My fire!! *runs after & saves zippo* *returns to computer*
Mary: Well, now you're going to see about, 5 minutes of events happen from MY POINT OF VIEW! That means in my twisted mind! *runs around* Heh. OH! AND UNLIKE TORI, I DO own Final Fantasy! *evil grin* I mean well, sure I do! Well....*squaresoft police pop-up* OH CRAP! GOTTA GO!
*runs away*
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Well, hello. Who are you again? Whatever. My name's Mary, and today I'm going to tell you about my normal everyday day that's happening today, yeah, on this day. Get it? Got it? no? GOOD!
Well, I like saying well alot! So, I'm sitting here, when all of a sudden these annoying people run into Tori's room!
"Yes, Tori, it's ALWAYS because your short!" I know it's mean, but I love teasting her about that. So,I walk over and lean on top of her head, like and arm rest. She's not too happy about that. I laugh evily, like I always do.
"So, you know that they're touching your stuff, right?" I ask her, staring into her room, just. JUst staring.
"Shuddap." Tori pushes my arm off and walks into her room, determined to stop the little Al Bhed from ruining her stereo.
"Hi there David. Whaaaaaaaaaat's happening?" I stare down at David, who is still in his self-defense mode, ya know, a funky little ball on the ground. "Daivd, they're gone. You can get up now."
David peers out, looks up at me, and the curls tighter into his ball. I can't blame him. I don't whack and abuse him a lot. *evil grin*
"C'mon, Tori needs you to confuse people, k?" I pull him up and start pushing him towards her room.
"But that's yourt job! You are confused, and cunfusing. You do that." David starts arguing with me. We always argue XD.
"Exactly, that's why you're doing it." I throw him into the room, and slam the door. YAY! MOOGLE PLAYING WITH ISH NESS TIME!
Wonder exactly how I stole Lulu's moogle? Well, when they first fell out, I sneakily stepped forward while Lulu was yelling at Wakka, and lifter her moogle right off of her. I'm very sneaky!
And very not hyper.
I run into Tori's gameroom, and grab the moogle. "KUPO! MOOGLE!" I hug the moogle so hard it squeaks. Heh. I let it down and sit there, playing with it's pom pom. ISH SO CUTE!
Well, i realize I'm not so hyper anymore. Dang. Where did David put his caffinated drinks?
I step over the drunk Auron to a case of blue bottles in the corner. I pull one out and untwist the cap, letting the carbonation go "Sssssssss". I love that sound.
Then my subconcious started being annoying.
::That's not a good idea, Mary. You know David loves his caffine, he'll be mad that you're stealing it! You shouldn't do that-::
I whacked myself. She shut up.
"Ahh. Good ol' Bawls. I always can use you when I need a caffine boost!" Before i can lift it to my lips, David is sitting there, looking at me from the doorway. I swear, he has super hearing.
"That's mine. MY CAFFINE!" I jump out of the way, and grab my moogle. MY MOOGLE! THAT'S RIGHT! I chugg the drink and throw the empty bottle down. I swoon for a second, then shake my head. YES! HYPER!
Just my luck David leaving would bring Tori. And Alec. Then Everyone else.
"YOU!" Lulu has a very high peircing voice when she screams. I look up at her, pointing a finger towards me. I know she wants her moogle, but I just can't resist. Im MARY!
So i walk up to Lulu, and start poking her finger. She doesn't get why I'm doing that, and instead of being annoyed, I think i'm actually frightening her.
HOORAY! My day is never complete until I've terrified a total stranger!
So I decide to poke her nifty hair.
"WOW! ITS LULU!" I'm sitting there, wide-eyed, poking Lulu. Everyone's looking at me with a look like 'Oh, that girl's gonna get it now.' Right. Like Lulu would actually hurt me. Tori's just shaking her head saying 'Oh-no'. David is drinking his drink. Alec and Tidus are staring at each other. Rikku is dissembling Tori's stereo. OO she won't like that. Yuna's walking around. Wakka is staring at me.
"Ya, hey girl?" He whispers in my ear. "I dun think that's a very good idea, ya?"
Well, when people try and stop me from poking, I get mad. VERY MAD. Even at wakka! MY HERO!
"MAYBE I SHOULD START POKING YOU INSTEAD, HUH?!?! WHAT'S THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN?! IM NOT MUFFINY ENOUGH TO POKE A MUFFIN?!" Now Wakka's staring at me. I-I think I scared him.
Damn, why do I always do that?
"Cmon, Mary, let's get you some help, maybe you can talk to the sock or something.." Tori takes my arm.
"But-but, pokieness, and Lulu, and-" I look back at Lulu. She's staring at me, then at her moogle. I stick out my tounge. She looks anrgy now.
"Did you say sock? HOT DOG!"
Well, that's from my point of view. I'm going to go argue with the sock, away from Lulu. I really don't want to have to hurt her today. I hurt Alec.
WOW! ITS A SOCK!
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Tori: Yes! She's gone!
Mary: *poke*
Tori: AHH! DONT DO THAT!
Mary: Well, how did you like? yeah, it won't make sense, and I'll probably scare a lot off, but that's worth it!
Tori: You are so dead, Mary!
Mary: SURE I AM! *runs away*
Tori: that was sure odd. Well, yes, there is no chapter four. this is just a filler. i let mary do it cause she was at my house, hyper, and had my computer. Comments, if you havent run off yet.
