[Crazy Thing So I'm Not Sued]
Tori: *frantically looks for her other half of her soul* Nyooo! I knew I shouldn't have sold it! All for that five dollars for DDR! Cellie-chan! You're so evil! *attacks the closet and stuff begins to fly everywhere*
Cellie: Bwahahahahaha!! *dances around with the check for five dollars* I have Tori's half soul...I have Tori's half soooooooouuulllll! Nyahahaha!
Tidus: *is being dragged away by Cryptic Dragon with duct tape over his mouth* Dory!! Hulf meh!! [Translation: Toriii! Help me!]
Titus: *is admiring himself in the mirror and is too busy to hear anything else* La la la...I'm the king...oh yeah, I'm the King, the best of all...la la la...Oh yeah, Tori doesn't own Me or my Clone, or my dear Rikku, or anyone else that happens to be in this fanfic except herself--well, half. Oh, and Cowboy Bebop and the Matrix.
Wakka: Theif, ya?
[End Crazy Thing So I'm Not Sued]
[Spoon of Doom Confrence Hall Brought to you by Cookie Dough!]
Hello minna-san!! *dances around insanely for a bit then sits down* Currently we're in the spiffy machina city Zanarkand, there are these odd animals named Chickafish and Chincellos that will show up eventually and you will have a boss fight! Fweee! Watch my summoning! ) But unfortunate things happen in the next chapter. According to my crystal ball, two people will not be joining us for the continuance of this lovely little story. ;_; But only _I_ know who will be voted off the...er...boat! The weakest links! Gwahahahaha! Yes...I've had waaaaay too much time on my hands...I actutally watched TV for once! *gasp* It's incrediable! Anyway...I've rambled too long...ya'll are prolly asleep or dead by now...*throws pheniox downs randomly at them* So, wake up, dammit! And let's get on with the story!
Oh, and by the way, this does have a bit of a matrix reloaded spoiler...but I don't think it's gonna matter...just warning you so ye don't flamish me!
[End Spoon of Doom Confrence]
[Begin the Boss fights!]
I sighed and sat near the door in my spiffy summoning dress. The day had gone completely wrong. So depressing...u.u
Cellie was off trying to imitate seymours laugh to scare Yuna and getting severely punished for it when the boat began to shake like a california earthquake. My face fell. It was Sin!! Not here!
I ran into the house while everyone tried to hold on to the boat while Mary ran around yelling insanely: "You _are_ the weakest link! Good-bye!" and trying to push them off. Thankfully she only succeded in pushing off Six people: Wakka, Rikku, David, Cellie, Titus, and Kimahri.
The boat finished shaking after Sin's butt smacked the water, and I came running out to see what happened because inside when everything started shaking around, Tidus and Yuna "somehow" ended up on top of eachother and making out...that's not my favorite sight, by the way...
The deck was almost completely deserted except for a froliking Mary, an even _more_ pissed off Lulu, and a very _wet_ Auron.
I ran up to Mary and began to poke her.
"Tooooori!" she screamed. "I donno what happened! This giant dealy came out of the water and everything was shaking and killing stuff and those feinds I've dubbed the chickafish over there fell off of him and everyone decided it'd be safer in the water so they decided to go poof and I was just running around screaming CHICKAFISH!! and then it all stopped when the dealy's butt smacked everything and now I'm going inside now! Jaaaa!" And she ran inside to come right back out screaming because of the scene I described earlier, and ran right off the boat.
I pulled some towels out of my magic sleve that all the summoners seem to have and handed one to Auron then went over to a steaming Lulu. Apparentlly she had gotten _so_ pissed off she steam dried herself! Wow...that'd be a good thing to learn, ya?
I poked the steaming lady three times before she actually noticed me. "Hey, Lulu, it's not good to smoke. That stuff has tar and all that shit in it, and we know that your baby doesn't want to have lung cancer, ya?"
"What baby?" She skeptically asked me.
"Oh, wait, I wasn't supposed to say that...heh! Well, I was wondering if you could cast flare and everyone would pop out of the water? Wakka's kinda down there, I know alllll about---" Why do I keep getting ahead of _this_ story? "I mean, er, please?"
"Fine." she said. Gee...is she just stupid or really really illeducated?
She begun to cast flare and Wakka and Rikku sprung out of the water and onto the boat. She cast it again and Cellie and Mary flew out. Cursing because Mary came back, she cast flare again and only Alec/Titus/Tidus2 came back. Mary cursed then. Poor them.
All of a sudden, Lulu ran out of MP.
"Lulu, shouldn't you keep goin?" I nagged and poked her, waiting for David and Kimahri to pop up.
"Can't. My MP is down. Go talk to Yuna for some Elixers." Said the One Syllable Lady.
I growled and stalked off to the cabin, but remembered that they wanted some privacy and walked off. Maybe I should throw myself off the boat?
Whoa...death. Death is not good. Only for Auron.
I only hope they made it back to Spira and Salt Lake...u.u
I walked to the middle of the deck and began to sit down so I could have some time to counsel with my Whacky-stick, but Auron let out a girly scream before I could do anything. I hoped he wet his pants, I really needed this cousel session.
Cellie chan got up and ran towards the girly screaming Auron with Mary, Lulu, Wakka, Rikku, Titus, and I. Tidus and Yuna apparentally hadn't heard him, for the door was still locked when I went to check.
I suddenly heard Cellie scream: "Come to me Chinchello!" and took off to see if this would concern fire and pixy stix.
There were those evil turkey guys from the very begining of the game all lined up around the side of the boat. Lots of 'em, too. Auron was still screamin, and Titus decided he should give the orders. Of course, Mary didn't like this and began to row with him about it and everyone was kinda sitting there wondering what to do. Except Cellie, who decided to be smart and summon her version of Bahamut: The Chinchello. I wondered where she got the thing and looked in my inventory to find little bitty talismans of Cowboy Bebop Ed and Ein, and Agent Smith! Yay! I threw the Ed and Ein up in the air to find them magically pop out of a spiffy thing of light. [By the way, if you've never seen or heard of Ed: She's this way nifty cool hacker girl in the anime Cowboy Bebop with this amazing dog named Ein who she talks to. :) So I made a double attack out of them, kinda like Yojimbo.]
Ed jumped up and began to type onto her computer as she sent Ein to do a 'Daigoro' type of thing.
Ein 800 damage
Ed finished typing and the three that Ein had just weakened exploded with uber shiny cool-ness. Fweee~ I like this summoning thing. They continued their attack on the next three to attack them, earning more turns when they finally got to their overdrive. Ed smiled an insane grin as she magically got Pocky [Japanese candy] out of her computer, fed it to Ein, typed something totally insane on her computer, then sat back as Ein spit the pocky at 15 different monsters, daigoro-ed them, then sat back as Ed cued the explosion, which also delt damage to enemies beside the poor unfortunate Turky things. Bwahaha!
Cellie chan stared at me while her Chincello did his boring Mega Flare and destroyed the rest of the turkey deals. I beamed at my nifty Edward and dissmissed them and they popped back into a little talisman again. I couldn't wait to try Agent Smith. I figured that he would start to go around and attempt to turn the enemy into his spiffy clone, then have the clone explode randomly. Whoa! That'd be way cool!
All of a sudden I was uber hyper. This is a first in this story, so you better damn applaud! (*needs a spell check*)
Maybe it was the battle victory, or my awesome aeons that no one else had, or something else, but that didn't matter. I had my awesome summoning Nunchakus, A.K.A. The whacky stick broken in two when I want to get all fancy-like (don't worry, it goes back together), and I had time for my counseling session! Hopefully Mary would disturb me.... Yeah, like that's gonna happen! Heehee...
Well, Lulu was standing looking blankly around, Wakka was staring at the Blitzball stadium that was ironically right _next_ to Tidus' house, Tidus & Yuna were probably _still_ doing naughty things in the woods, and Titus and Rikku were nowhere to be seen. Damn. Did they follow suit of Tidus and Yuna? *gaspers* I never knew! Auron, was contemplating death, I think, and Mary and Cellie were talking about Chickafish, Chincellos, and Chocomogs. Go them!
I sat down with the Whacky stick. I loved this thing. I could whack people with it....and whack people with it!
"Hellowi Mister Whacky Thingsors!" I said happily to the stick that was now on my lap.
It didn't say anything back.
"Well, today was freeky deeky. I was thought a summoner, we all ended up in Zanarkand with people who were oblivious and from Spira, 'cept for the bishonen. I think Bahamut or Shiva or someone has something against me, though. That's probably why we're here. Oh, and David and Kimahri fell off the boat. I miss the former, not the latter mind you. Kitty-man was creepyfied. He would breathe in my face and the KAPLOW! I was dead! Good mechanism for killing enemies though...too bad we couldn't test it out...ya?"
Silence.
"Dammit! Why aren't you _counseling_ me like you used to, Whacky-sama?! Is Zanarkand nulling your power like it's the insane deal it is? I'm confuzzled. Helpy Me!"
More Silence.
I give up.
[End The Boss Fightsors]
[An Ending Note Deal]
Wow. I was _hyper_! And _insane_! Great isn't it? ^_^ Fwee~ Well, hope ye enjoyed it! Reveiw, reveiw, reveiw!
Actually I don't care...but it's nice to get them anyway, right?
[End Ending Note Deal]
Tori: *frantically looks for her other half of her soul* Nyooo! I knew I shouldn't have sold it! All for that five dollars for DDR! Cellie-chan! You're so evil! *attacks the closet and stuff begins to fly everywhere*
Cellie: Bwahahahahaha!! *dances around with the check for five dollars* I have Tori's half soul...I have Tori's half soooooooouuulllll! Nyahahaha!
Tidus: *is being dragged away by Cryptic Dragon with duct tape over his mouth* Dory!! Hulf meh!! [Translation: Toriii! Help me!]
Titus: *is admiring himself in the mirror and is too busy to hear anything else* La la la...I'm the king...oh yeah, I'm the King, the best of all...la la la...Oh yeah, Tori doesn't own Me or my Clone, or my dear Rikku, or anyone else that happens to be in this fanfic except herself--well, half. Oh, and Cowboy Bebop and the Matrix.
Wakka: Theif, ya?
[End Crazy Thing So I'm Not Sued]
[Spoon of Doom Confrence Hall Brought to you by Cookie Dough!]
Hello minna-san!! *dances around insanely for a bit then sits down* Currently we're in the spiffy machina city Zanarkand, there are these odd animals named Chickafish and Chincellos that will show up eventually and you will have a boss fight! Fweee! Watch my summoning! ) But unfortunate things happen in the next chapter. According to my crystal ball, two people will not be joining us for the continuance of this lovely little story. ;_; But only _I_ know who will be voted off the...er...boat! The weakest links! Gwahahahaha! Yes...I've had waaaaay too much time on my hands...I actutally watched TV for once! *gasp* It's incrediable! Anyway...I've rambled too long...ya'll are prolly asleep or dead by now...*throws pheniox downs randomly at them* So, wake up, dammit! And let's get on with the story!
Oh, and by the way, this does have a bit of a matrix reloaded spoiler...but I don't think it's gonna matter...just warning you so ye don't flamish me!
[End Spoon of Doom Confrence]
[Begin the Boss fights!]
I sighed and sat near the door in my spiffy summoning dress. The day had gone completely wrong. So depressing...u.u
Cellie was off trying to imitate seymours laugh to scare Yuna and getting severely punished for it when the boat began to shake like a california earthquake. My face fell. It was Sin!! Not here!
I ran into the house while everyone tried to hold on to the boat while Mary ran around yelling insanely: "You _are_ the weakest link! Good-bye!" and trying to push them off. Thankfully she only succeded in pushing off Six people: Wakka, Rikku, David, Cellie, Titus, and Kimahri.
The boat finished shaking after Sin's butt smacked the water, and I came running out to see what happened because inside when everything started shaking around, Tidus and Yuna "somehow" ended up on top of eachother and making out...that's not my favorite sight, by the way...
The deck was almost completely deserted except for a froliking Mary, an even _more_ pissed off Lulu, and a very _wet_ Auron.
I ran up to Mary and began to poke her.
"Tooooori!" she screamed. "I donno what happened! This giant dealy came out of the water and everything was shaking and killing stuff and those feinds I've dubbed the chickafish over there fell off of him and everyone decided it'd be safer in the water so they decided to go poof and I was just running around screaming CHICKAFISH!! and then it all stopped when the dealy's butt smacked everything and now I'm going inside now! Jaaaa!" And she ran inside to come right back out screaming because of the scene I described earlier, and ran right off the boat.
I pulled some towels out of my magic sleve that all the summoners seem to have and handed one to Auron then went over to a steaming Lulu. Apparentlly she had gotten _so_ pissed off she steam dried herself! Wow...that'd be a good thing to learn, ya?
I poked the steaming lady three times before she actually noticed me. "Hey, Lulu, it's not good to smoke. That stuff has tar and all that shit in it, and we know that your baby doesn't want to have lung cancer, ya?"
"What baby?" She skeptically asked me.
"Oh, wait, I wasn't supposed to say that...heh! Well, I was wondering if you could cast flare and everyone would pop out of the water? Wakka's kinda down there, I know alllll about---" Why do I keep getting ahead of _this_ story? "I mean, er, please?"
"Fine." she said. Gee...is she just stupid or really really illeducated?
She begun to cast flare and Wakka and Rikku sprung out of the water and onto the boat. She cast it again and Cellie and Mary flew out. Cursing because Mary came back, she cast flare again and only Alec/Titus/Tidus2 came back. Mary cursed then. Poor them.
All of a sudden, Lulu ran out of MP.
"Lulu, shouldn't you keep goin?" I nagged and poked her, waiting for David and Kimahri to pop up.
"Can't. My MP is down. Go talk to Yuna for some Elixers." Said the One Syllable Lady.
I growled and stalked off to the cabin, but remembered that they wanted some privacy and walked off. Maybe I should throw myself off the boat?
Whoa...death. Death is not good. Only for Auron.
I only hope they made it back to Spira and Salt Lake...u.u
I walked to the middle of the deck and began to sit down so I could have some time to counsel with my Whacky-stick, but Auron let out a girly scream before I could do anything. I hoped he wet his pants, I really needed this cousel session.
Cellie chan got up and ran towards the girly screaming Auron with Mary, Lulu, Wakka, Rikku, Titus, and I. Tidus and Yuna apparentally hadn't heard him, for the door was still locked when I went to check.
I suddenly heard Cellie scream: "Come to me Chinchello!" and took off to see if this would concern fire and pixy stix.
There were those evil turkey guys from the very begining of the game all lined up around the side of the boat. Lots of 'em, too. Auron was still screamin, and Titus decided he should give the orders. Of course, Mary didn't like this and began to row with him about it and everyone was kinda sitting there wondering what to do. Except Cellie, who decided to be smart and summon her version of Bahamut: The Chinchello. I wondered where she got the thing and looked in my inventory to find little bitty talismans of Cowboy Bebop Ed and Ein, and Agent Smith! Yay! I threw the Ed and Ein up in the air to find them magically pop out of a spiffy thing of light. [By the way, if you've never seen or heard of Ed: She's this way nifty cool hacker girl in the anime Cowboy Bebop with this amazing dog named Ein who she talks to. :) So I made a double attack out of them, kinda like Yojimbo.]
Ed jumped up and began to type onto her computer as she sent Ein to do a 'Daigoro' type of thing.
Ein 800 damage
Ed finished typing and the three that Ein had just weakened exploded with uber shiny cool-ness. Fweee~ I like this summoning thing. They continued their attack on the next three to attack them, earning more turns when they finally got to their overdrive. Ed smiled an insane grin as she magically got Pocky [Japanese candy] out of her computer, fed it to Ein, typed something totally insane on her computer, then sat back as Ein spit the pocky at 15 different monsters, daigoro-ed them, then sat back as Ed cued the explosion, which also delt damage to enemies beside the poor unfortunate Turky things. Bwahaha!
Cellie chan stared at me while her Chincello did his boring Mega Flare and destroyed the rest of the turkey deals. I beamed at my nifty Edward and dissmissed them and they popped back into a little talisman again. I couldn't wait to try Agent Smith. I figured that he would start to go around and attempt to turn the enemy into his spiffy clone, then have the clone explode randomly. Whoa! That'd be way cool!
All of a sudden I was uber hyper. This is a first in this story, so you better damn applaud! (*needs a spell check*)
Maybe it was the battle victory, or my awesome aeons that no one else had, or something else, but that didn't matter. I had my awesome summoning Nunchakus, A.K.A. The whacky stick broken in two when I want to get all fancy-like (don't worry, it goes back together), and I had time for my counseling session! Hopefully Mary would disturb me.... Yeah, like that's gonna happen! Heehee...
Well, Lulu was standing looking blankly around, Wakka was staring at the Blitzball stadium that was ironically right _next_ to Tidus' house, Tidus & Yuna were probably _still_ doing naughty things in the woods, and Titus and Rikku were nowhere to be seen. Damn. Did they follow suit of Tidus and Yuna? *gaspers* I never knew! Auron, was contemplating death, I think, and Mary and Cellie were talking about Chickafish, Chincellos, and Chocomogs. Go them!
I sat down with the Whacky stick. I loved this thing. I could whack people with it....and whack people with it!
"Hellowi Mister Whacky Thingsors!" I said happily to the stick that was now on my lap.
It didn't say anything back.
"Well, today was freeky deeky. I was thought a summoner, we all ended up in Zanarkand with people who were oblivious and from Spira, 'cept for the bishonen. I think Bahamut or Shiva or someone has something against me, though. That's probably why we're here. Oh, and David and Kimahri fell off the boat. I miss the former, not the latter mind you. Kitty-man was creepyfied. He would breathe in my face and the KAPLOW! I was dead! Good mechanism for killing enemies though...too bad we couldn't test it out...ya?"
Silence.
"Dammit! Why aren't you _counseling_ me like you used to, Whacky-sama?! Is Zanarkand nulling your power like it's the insane deal it is? I'm confuzzled. Helpy Me!"
More Silence.
I give up.
[End The Boss Fightsors]
[An Ending Note Deal]
Wow. I was _hyper_! And _insane_! Great isn't it? ^_^ Fwee~ Well, hope ye enjoyed it! Reveiw, reveiw, reveiw!
Actually I don't care...but it's nice to get them anyway, right?
[End Ending Note Deal]
