Lisa Ware-Krantz is in her car one morning and she is driving to Caillou's house after eating breakfast. A week ago, her school hosted a Meet Your Favorite Teacher contest and Caillou won it. Now, Lisa is unhappy because it means she has to spend a whole day with Caillou. When Lisa arrives at Caillou's house, she meets his parents.

"We're glad you're here, Lisa," Boris says. "Caillou has been really looking forward to today."

"I didn't want to come but my boss threatened to fire me if I didn't," Lisa whines.

"Caillou, Lisa Ware-Krantz is here!" Doris calls.

"YAAAY!" Caillou cheers, coming into the room.

"What kind of name is Caillou and why is he bald?" Lisa mutters to herself.

"You did a good job of winning that contest, Caillou," Boris says. "Now, you get to spend the whole day with Lisa Ware-Krantz. Are you excited?"

"Yeah!" Caillou cheers. "We're going to have lots of fun! We might even be friends!"

"Yeah, right," Lisa mutters to herself.

"You two play nice now," Doris says before leaving the room with Boris.

"Hi, Lisa," Caillou greets. "I'm glad we get to spend the day together. Do you want to meet my sister and my cat?"

"I might as well since I'm stuck here," Lisa says.


Lisa and Caillou are now in Rosie's room. Rosie is playing with her toys.

"That's Rosie," Caillou says, pointing to Rosie.

"Hi, Rosie," Lisa says, leaning close to Rosie and patting her. Rosie hits Lisa with her rattle. "OOOWWW! SHE HIT ME!"

"She didn't mean to. She was just playing," Caillou says. "Are you okay?"

"No, I got a bump on my head!" Lisa whines.

"I can go get you a Band-Aid. I'll be back," Caillou says, leaving the room to get a Band-Aid.

"What was that for?" Lisa scolds. Rosie hits Lisa with her rattle again, worsening her bump. "OOOWWW!"

"Here you go," Caillou says, coming back into the room and giving Lisa a Band-Aid.

"Thanks," Lisa says, putting the Band-Aid on her bump.

"Look, there's Gilbert," Caillou says, pointing to Gilbert as he comes into the room.

"Hi, Gilbert," Lisa says, leaning close to Gilbert and petting him. Gilbert bites Lisa. "OOOWWW! HE BIT ME!"

"He didn't mean to. He was just playing," Caillou says. "Are you okay?"

"No, I got a bite mark on my hand!" Lisa whines.

"I can go get you another Band-Aid. I'll be back," Caillou says, leaving the room again to get another Band-Aid.

"What was that for?" Lisa scolds. Gilbert bites her again, worsening her bite mark. "OOOWWW!"

"Here you go," Caillou says, coming back into the room again and giving Lisa another Band-Aid.

"Thanks," Lisa says, putting the Band-Aid on her bite mark.

"Let's go to my room and play some board games!" Caillou suggests.


Lisa and Caillou are now in Caillou's room. Rosie and Gilbert are there to watch them play. Gilbert has his tail in Lisa's butt so he can mess her up.

"What do you want to play first?" Lisa asks.

"Let's play Candy Land," Caillou suggests.

Lisa and Caillou play Candy Land. Caillou wins and Lisa loses. Rosie hits Lisa with her rattle and calls her a loser.

"I hate this game," Lisa whines.

"Okay, let's play Chutes and Ladders," Caillou suggests.

Lisa and Caillou play Chutes and Ladders. Caillou wins and Lisa loses. Rosie hits Lisa with her rattle and calls her a loser.

"I hate this game," Lisa whines.

"Okay, let's play Trouble," Caillou suggests.

Lisa and Caillou play Trouble. Caillou wins and Lisa loses. Rosie hits Lisa with her rattle and calls her a loser.

"I hate this game," Lisa whines.

"Okay, let's play Hungry Hungry Hippos," Caillou suggests.

Lisa and Caillou play Hungry Hungry Hippos. Caillou wins and Lisa loses. Rosie hits Lisa with her rattle and calls her a loser.

"I hate this game," Lisa whines.

"Okay, let's play Hi Ho Cherry-o," Caillou suggests.

Lisa and Caillou play Hi Ho Cherry-o. Caillou wins and Lisa loses. Rosie hits Lisa with her rattle and calls her a loser.

"I hate this game," Lisa whines.

"Okay, let's play Ants In The Pants," Caillou suggests.

Lisa and Caillou play Ants In The Pants. Caillou wins and Lisa loses. Rosie hits Lisa with her rattle and calls her a loser.

"I hate this game," Lisa whines.

"Okay, let's play Bananagrams," Caillou suggests.

Lisa and Caillou play Bananagrams. Caillou wins and Lisa loses. Rosie hits Lisa with her rattle and calls her a loser.

"I hate this game," Lisa whines.

"Okay, let's play Don't Break The Ice," Caillou suggests.

Lisa and Caillou play Don't Break The Ice. Caillou wins and Lisa loses. Rosie hits Lisa with her rattle and calls her a loser.

"I hate this game," Lisa whines.

"Okay, let's play Colorama," Caillou suggests.

Lisa and Caillou play Colorama. Caillou wins and Lisa loses. Rosie hits Lisa with her rattle and calls her a loser.

"I hate this game," Lisa whines.

"Okay, let's play Qwirkle," Caillou suggests.

Lisa and Caillou play Qwirkle. Caillou wins and Lisa loses. Rosie hits Lisa with her rattle and calls her a loser.

"I hate this game," Lisa whines.

"Okay, let's play Snail's Pace Race," Caillou suggests.

Lisa and Caillou play Snail's Pace Race. Caillou wins and Lisa loses. Rosie hits Lisa with her rattle and calls her a loser.

"I hate this game," Lisa whines.

"Okay, let's play Let's Go Fishing," Caillou suggests.

Lisa and Caillou play Let's Go Fishing. Caillou wins and Lisa loses. Rosie hits Lisa with her rattle and calls her a loser.

"I don't want to play any more board games," Lisa whines.

"Okay, let's play with my blocks," Caillou suggests.


Lisa and Caillou build a big block tower. Right before they finish it, Rosie knocks it down and all the blocks fall on Lisa.

"ROSIE!" Lisa yells.

"It's okay. She was just playing," Caillou says.

"That's what you said when she hit me!"

"Let's build another tower,"

Lisa and Caillou build another big block tower. Right before they finish it, Gilbert knocks it down and all the blocks fall on Lisa.

"GILBERT!" Lisa yells.

"It's okay. He was just playing," Caillou says.

"That's what you said when he bit me!"

"Let's build another tower,"

Lisa and Caillou build another big block tower. Right before they finish it, Caillou knocks it down and all the blocks fall on Lisa.

"CAILLOU!" Lisa yells.

"Sorry, Lisa," Caillou says. "It was an accident."

"You're an accident!"

"Let's build another tower,"

Lisa and Caillou build another big block tower. Right before they finish it, Lisa knocks it down and all the blocks fall on her.

"Damn it!" Lisa yells.

"It's okay," Caillou says. "Let's build another tower."

Lisa and Caillou build another big block tower and this time, they finish it.

"Yay, we did it!" Caillou cheers.

"And nobody knocked it down this time," Lisa says.

The tower collapses by itself and all the blocks fall on her.

"I don't want to play blocks anymore," Lisa whines.

"Okay, let's watch TV!" Caillou suggests. "Sesame Street is coming on!"


Lisa and Caillou are now watching Sesame Street on TV.

"Can we please watch something else?" Lisa begs. "I'm too old for Sesame Street."

"No, it's my favorite show and I want to watch it!" Caillou yells. Rosie and Gilbert come over to him and Lisa. "Hi, Rosie. Hi, Gilbert. Do you want to watch TV with us?"

"No, they just want to pick on me some more," Lisa mutters.

"Rosie, you can sit on Lisa's lap and Gilbert, you can sit on mine," Caillou says.

Rosie sits on Lisa's lap and Gilbert sits on Caillou's lap. Rosie starts pulling Lisa's hair.

"OOOWWW! QUIT IT, ROSIE!" Lisa yells. Rosie farts on her. "EEEWWW! SHE FARTED ON ME!"

"Let's switch," Caillou suggests. "I'll take Rosie and you take Gilbert."

Rosie and Gilbert switch laps. Gilbert starts hitting Lisa's face with his tail.

"OOOWWW! QUIT IT, GILBERT!" Lisa yells. Gilbert farts on her. "EEEWWW! HE FARTED ON ME!"

"Let's do this," Caillou suggests. "Gilbert, you sit on Rosie's lap, she's already on mine, and I'll sit on Lisa's."

Gilbert sits on Rosie's lap and Caillou sits on Lisa's lap.

"Much better," Lisa says. Caillou farts on her. "Damn it."


When Sesame Street ends, Boris and Doris take Lisa, Caillou, Rosie, and Gilbert to the park. They ride the car there and Lisa rides in the back seat with Caillou, Rosie, and Gilbert. Lisa sits between Caillou and Rosie and Gilbert sits on Lisa's lap. Caillou, Rosie, and Gilbert spend the whole car ride annoying Lisa. Caillou talks to her nonstop, Rosie pulls her hair nonstop, and Gilbert hits her face with his tail nonstop. Lisa, Caillou, Rosie, and Gilbert are now having a picnic lunch after arriving at the park.

"What are we having for lunch?" Lisa asks.

"Mommy and Daddy made us some baloney sandwiches," Caillou says.

"Damn it. I don't like baloney," Lisa whines.

"I do. It's my favorite," Caillou says.

"Is that the only kind we have?" Lisa asks.

"Yep, here you go," Caillou says, giving Lisa a sandwich.

"Oh well. At least it's food," Lisa mutters. She tries to eat her sandwich but Rosie throws her rattle at her and makes her drop it. "OOOWWW! ROSIE!" Lisa yells. Rosie steals her sandwich. "That's my sandwich! Give it back!"

"Rosie wanted a sandwich too. Here's another one," Caillou says, giving Lisa another sandwich.

Lisa tries to eat her sandwich but Gilbert bites her and makes her drop it. "OOOWWW! GILBERT!" Lisa yells. Gilbert steals her sandwich. "That's my sandwich! Give it back!"

"Gilbert wanted a sandwich too. Here's another one," Caillou says, giving Lisa another sandwich.

"Are there any more sandwiches?" Lisa asks, seeing that the bread on her sandwich is grainy.

"No, there were only four," Caillou says.

"Can we switch? I don't like grain bread," Lisa whines.

"No, I don't like it either," Caillou whines.

"Can I just have half of yours then?" Lisa asks.

"No, it's my sandwich! If you don't want yours, don't eat it!" Caillou yells.

"Fine, be that way," Lisa mutters. She tries to eat her sandwich but someone from behind her steals it. "Hey!" Lisa yells. She turns around and sees that Andre has her sandwich. "Give that back, you little turd!"

"Make me!" Andre yells. He runs off and Lisa chases him. When she gets in front of him, she pushes him down and steals back her sandwich.

"Keep your hands off my sandwich!" Lisa threatens. Andre starts crying and his parents come over to him.

"Andre, what's wrong?" Andre's mom asks.

"She pushed me down and stole my sandwich!" Andre cries, pointing at Lisa. His parents give her dirty looks.

"You did what?" Andre's dad yells.

"He's lying! It's my sandwich and he stole it!" Lisa whines.

"You horrible monster, do you enjoy bullying little kids?" Andre's mom scolds.

"You apologize to our son and give him back his sandwich right now or we'll call the police!" Andre's dad orders.

"Fine. I'm sorry for pushing you. Here's your sandwich back," Lisa says, giving the sandwich back to Andre, who blows a raspberry at her. "Can I please have half of it?"

"No, it's mine! Get your own!" Andre yells, repeatedly stomping on Lisa's foot.

"OOOWWW! But I have nothing to eat!" Lisa whines. Andre runs off with her sandwich again. Lisa tries to chase him again but his parents stop her.

"Get lost!" Andre's mom orders, pushing Lisa down.

"And stay away from Andre, you bitch!" Andre's dad yells.

Lisa tries to get up but she can't because her foot hurts really bad so she crawls back over to her picnic.

"What happened to your sandwich, Lisa?" Caillou asks.

"I decided I'm going to skip lunch today," Lisa groans.


After their picnic lunch, Lisa, Caillou, Rosie, and Gilbert are now walking around the park. Lisa is pushing Rosie while she rides in her stroller.

"I hope nobody I know is here," Lisa says.

"Look, there's my friend, Leo," Caillou says, pointing to Leo, who is walking around the park too. The group walks over to him. "Hi, Leo."

"Hi, Caillou. Hi, Rosie. Hi, Gilbert," Leo greets.

"This is my new friend, Lisa," Caillou says, pointing to Lisa. "I won a contest and now, I get to spend the day with her."

"Hi, Lisa,"

"Hi, Leo," Lisa greets.

"Do you want to play with us?" Caillou asks.

"Okay," Leo says.

Lisa, Caillou, Leo, Rosie, and Gilbert keep walking around.

"Look, my other friends, Sarah and Clementine, are here too," Caillou says, pointing to Sarah and Clementine, who are playing in a sandbox.

"Oh no," Lisa says, seeing seven bullies walk over to the sandbox.

The bullies are Karen Huxtable-Jester, Susan Chizeck, Michele Svatos, Qiongxia Song, Kerry Tate, Kathy Goodin-Mitchell and Neva Fairchild.

"Who are they?" Caillou asks.

"They're a gang of bullies at my school," Lisa says.

Sarah and Clementine are building a sandcastle and Karen knocks it down.

"Hey, that was our sandcastle!" Sarah yells.

"Why did you do that?" Clementine yells.

"Oops, how rude of me," Karen teases. "Let me rebuild it for you."

Karen fills a bucket with sand and dumps it all on Sarah and Clementine. They scream and run off crying. Karen and the other bullies laugh at what they did. Miley, Caillou, Leo, Rosie, and Gilbert walk over to them.

"Hey, that was mean," Caillou scolds.

"Yeah, those were our friends," Leo scolds.

"Where do ya'll get off bullying little kids, Karen?" Lisa scolds.

"You're one to talk after what you did to that fat kid, Lisa," Karen retorts.

"He asked for it! He took my sandwich!"

"Yeah, sure. What are you even doing here anyway?"

"This kid won a contest and now, I have to spend the day with him," Lisa says, pointing to Caillou.

"You're playing with a four year old? Are you really that desperate for friends, Lisa?" Karen teases.

"Shut up, Karen. I'd rather have no friends than friends who are bullies," Lisa retorts.

"I think you should tell Sarah and Clementine you're sorry for what you did," Caillou scolds.

"And who are you supposed to be?" Karen asks.

"Caillou,"

"Caillou? What kind of stupid name is that?"

"It's not stupid,"

"Yeah, it is. Your head looks like a beach ball too. You'd better grow some hair before someone kicks it into a net,"

The bullies start laughing and Caillou starts crying.

"You made Caillou cry!" Leo scolds.

"Lisa's right. All seven of you are bullies," Caillou whines.

"So what if we are, baldy? What are you going to do about it?" Karen teases. Rosie throws her rattle at her and Karen gives her a dirty look. "You want a piece of us, you little turd?" Karen threatens. Rosie blows a raspberry at her. "That's it! You asked for it!" Karen yells. The bullies run away with the stroller and Rosie starts screaming.

"They took Rosie!" Caillou yells.

"Get back here!" Lisa orders.

"Make us!" Karen orders. Lisa, Caillou, Leo, and Gilbert chase the bullies as they run into a street.

"Give us back my sister!" Caillou orders.

"Leave her alone!" Lisa orders.

"Okay, we'll leave her alone," Karen teases. The bullies get out of the street but leave Rosie in it.

"Why are you leaving her in the street?" Caillou asks.

"That's why," Leo says, pointing to a truck that is approaching Rosie.

"You're going to let her get run over?" Lisa yells.

"Yep, that's what she gets for messing with us!" Karen teases. She laughs until Gilbert gets mad and attacks her. "AAAHHH! GET HIM OFF ME! GET HIM OFF ME!"

Gilbert bites and scratches Karen nonstop. Six other cats who are nearby see the fight and help Gilbert by attacking Susan, Michele, Qiongxia, Kerry, Kathy, and Neva.

"Lisa, you have to get Rosie before that truck gets her!" Caillou yells.

"Why me?" Lisa asks.

"Leo and I can't go into the street! You're the only one who can save her!"

"Fine, I'll do it,"

Lisa runs into the street and gets Rosie out of it. The bullies go into the street while Gilbert and the other cats try to claw their eyeballs out.

"Now the truck is going after Gilbert!" Caillou yells.

"I ain't going after him. He can save himself," Lisa says.

Gilbert and the other cats run out of the street and leave Karen, Susan, Michele, Qiongxia, Kerry, Kathy, and Neva as crying, bloody messes. The truck runs over the bullies and kills them.

"Yay, it got the bullies instead!" Caillou cheers.

"I think they're dead now," Leo says.

"Good. They deserve it," Lisa says.

Sarah and Clementine come over to Lisa, Caillou, Leo, Rosie, and Gilbert.

"Hi, Caillou. Hi, Leo," Sarah greets.

"Hi, Sarah. Hi, Clementine," Caillou greets.

"Who's your new friend?" Clementine asks.

"This is Lisa," Caillou says. "I won a contest and now, I get to spend the day with her."

"Hi, Lisa," Sarah greets.

"Hi, Sarah. Hi, Clementine," Lisa greets.

"Thanks for getting rid of those bullies," Clementine says. "You can play with us if you want."


Lisa, Caillou, Leo, Sarah, Clementine, Rosie, and Gilbert play on the playground for a while. During that time, a lot of bad things happen to Lisa. She is prevented from getting a drink from the water fountain, she gets stuck in the tunnels and the kids have to pull her out, she gets splinters while climbing the wooden steps, she gets burned while going down the metal slide, she gets spun too fast on the merry-go-round and throws up, she falls off the monkey bars and lands in a mud puddle, she gets hit in the face while pushing the kids on the swings, and she gets hit with balls while the kids are playing in the ball pit. When everyone is done playing on the playground, the ice cream truck comes.

"Yay, ice cream!" Caillou, Leo, Sarah, and Clementine cheer as they and Gilbert run over to the ice cream truck.

"Ice cream sounds good right now," Lisa says as she follows the kids and Gilbert while pushing Rosie in her stroller.

After Caillou, Leo, Sarah, and Clementine get their ice cream, Lisa goes up to the ice cream truck.

"Can I have some strawberry ice cream?" Lisa asks.

"Here you go," the ice cream man says, giving Lisa some strawberry ice cream on a cone.

Lisa tries to eat her ice cream but Rosie throws her rattle at her and makes her drop it. "OOOWWW! ROSIE!" Lisa yells. Rosie steals her ice cream. "That's my ice cream! Give it back!"

"Rosie wanted some ice cream too," Caillou says.

"Is that the thanks I get for saving your life?" Lisa scolds Rosie before going back to the ice cream truck. "Can I have another strawberry ice cream?"

"Here you go," the ice cream man says, giving Lisa some more strawberry ice cream on a cone.

Lisa tries to eat her ice cream but Gilbert bites her and makes her drop it. "OOOWWW! GILBERT!" Lisa yells. Gilbert steals her ice cream. "That's my ice cream! Give it back!"

"Gilbert wanted some ice cream too," Caillou says.

"You're lucky you get a pass for killing off those bullies," Lisa scolds Gilbert before going back to the ice cream truck. "Can I have some more strawberry ice cream?"

"Sorry, we're all out. Here's some chocolate," the ice cream man says, giving Lisa some chocolate ice cream on a cone.

"I don't like chocolate," Lisa whines. "Can I have a different flavor?"

"No," the ice cream man says before driving off.

"Damn it. Oh well, at least it's food," Lisa mutters. She tries to eat her ice cream but it falls off the cone and a bunch of ants crawl on it. Lisa screams frustratedly and throws her cone into the air. The cone hits Andre, who is nearby.

"OOOWWW! Mommy, Daddy, that woman is picking on me again!" Andre cries, pointing to Lisa.

"Damn it," Lisa mutters as Andre's parents approach her with dirty looks on their faces.

"You again! How dare you throw ice cream at our son!" Andre's mom yells.

"I didn't mean to, I swear!" Lisa protests. "I'm just hungry!"

"You want food? Here's a knuckle sandwich!" Andre's dad yells before punching Lisa in the face. Lisa falls backwards and lands on the chocolate ice cream she spilled. The ants crawl into her pants and start biting her butt. Lisa runs off, scratching her butt and crying in pain.

"EEEWWW! She pooped in her pants!" Andre yells, pointing to the ice cream on Lisa's pants.


When it is time to leave the park, Boris and Doris take Lisa, Caillou, Rosie, and Gilbert back to their house. They ride the car there and Lisa rides in the back seat with Caillou, Rosie and Gilbert. Lisa sits between Caillou and Rosie and Gilbert sits on Lisa's lap. Caillou, Rosie and Gilbert spend the whole car ride annoying Lisa. Caillou talks to her nonstop, Rosie pulls her hair nonstop, and Gilbert hits her face with his tail nonstop. Lisa, Caillou, Boris, and Doris are now in the living room at home.

"I had fun at the park," Caillou says. "Did you have fun too, Lisa?"

"Yeah, I had a blast," Lisa mutters.

"We're glad you both had fun," Doris says.

"Now, it's time for your nap, Caillou," Boris says.

"Okay, we can play some more after my nap, Lisa," Caillou says before going to his room.

"What am I supposed to do while he takes his nap?" Lisa asks.

"You can go visit Mr. Hinkle," Boris says. "He's our next door neighbor."

"He left his hat here the other day," Doris says. "Why don't you return it to him?"

"I guess if I have nothing else to do," Lisa says, taking the hat. She leaves Caillou's house and starts walking over to Mr. Hinkle's house. "Finally, I get a break from Caillou and this stupid play date. I'd go home if I knew I wouldn't get in trouble," Lisa mutters. When she arrives at Mr. Hinkle's house, she knocks on the front door and he answers it. "Hi, are you Mr. Hinkle?"

"Yes, who are you?" Mr. Hinkle asks.

"I'm Lisa. Caillou's parents wanted me to give you this," Lisa says, giving Mr. Hinkle his hat.

"You know Caillou?"

"Yeah, he won a contest and now, I have to spend the day with him,"

"Oh, that's nice. Do you want to come in?"

"No, I just wanted to give you your hat back,"

"Please come in," Mr. Hinkle begs. "I'm very lonely."

"I really don't want to," Lisa protests, feeling uncomfortable. "I don't even want to be at Caillou's house."

"I insist you come in!" Mr. Hinkle yells, grabbing Lisa.

"No, let me go! Somebody help me!" Lisa cries, unable to escape because she is weak from hunger and thirst and her foot is still hurting.

Mr. Hinkle forces Lisa into his house and locks the door. He punches her in the face, repeatedly stomps on her other foot, puts pepper spray in her eyes so she can't see, strips her completely naked, ties her up with chains so she can't move, and puts heavy duty duct tape over her mouth so she can't talk.

"Welcome to play time," Mr. Hinkle says evilly. "I hope you don't break easily like all my other toys do."

Mr. Hinkle starts torturing Lisa. He beats her up, rapes her, and tickles her until she is completely exhausted. When Mr. Hinkle is done with Lisa, he unties her, rips the duct tape off of her mouth, puts her clothes back on her, and unlocks his front door.

"Thank you for playing with me, Lisa," Mr. Hinkle says evilly. "We'll play some more next time you visit."

Lisa leaves the house with a traumatized look on her face and walks like a zombie all the way back to Caillou's house.

"Hi, Lisa," Caillou greets when Lisa arrives back at his house. "Mommy and Daddy said you went to Mr. Hinkle's house while I took my nap. Did you have fun there?"

"Fun isn't the word I'd use," Lisa shudders.

"What word would you use then?"

"It was a different kind of fun. You're too young to understand,"


Lisa and Caillou continue playing and more bad things happen to Lisa. She gives Caillou, Rosie, and Gilbert piggyback rides and they all fart on her again, she and Caillou play with coloring books and Rosie and Gilbert mess up her pictures, she and Caillou play hide and seek and Rosie and Gilbert help him win by messing her up, and she is prevented from resting and forced by Rosie and Gilbert to play pretend with Caillou. At the end of the day, Lisa is in the living room with Caillou and his parents.

"Did you have a fun day with Lisa, Caillou?" Boris asks.

"I sure did!" Caillou cheers. "Can she stay for dinner?"

"If it's okay with her, then it's okay with us," Doris says.

"It ain't okay with me!" Lisa protests. "I agreed to spend the day with you and that's it. I'm going home."

"But I want you to stay," Caillou whines. He starts crying and his parents glare at Lisa.

"The day is not over yet, Lisa. You're staying for dinner and that's final," Doris says sternly.

"And if you don't, we'll tell your boss and he'll force you," Boris threatens.

"Yay, we get to play some more!" Caillou cheers.

"Damn it," Lisa groans.


Caillou's parents are preparing dinner. Lisa and Caillou are feeding Rosie.

"Here you go, Rosie," Caillou says, feeding Rosie some baby food. Rosie spits her food on Lisa's face.

"EEEWWW! WHAT DID YOU DO THAT FOR?" Lisa yells. Rosie hits Lisa with her rattle. "OOOWWW! THAT'S IT!" Lisa yells. She steals the rattle from Rosie and hits her with it. "How do you like it?" Lisa scolds. Rosie starts crying.

"You meanie, you hurt Rosie!" Caillou yells. His parents come over.

"What's going on?" Boris asks.

"Lisa hit Rosie with her rattle," Caillou says.

"Lisa, that was not nice. Give her the rattle back and apologize right now or we'll report you for child abuse," Doris orders.

"Fine. Sorry, Rosie," Lisa says, giving Rosie back her rattle. Rosie hits Lisa with it again. "OOOWWW!"

"Why did you hurt Rosie?" Boris asks.

"She started it! She's been picking on me all day!" Lisa whines.

"That doesn't make it right for you to pick on her. Go sit in the corner and think about what you did," Doris orders.

"Stupid baby," Lisa mutters, going to the time out corner. Rosie throws her rattle at Lisa for saying that. "OOOWWW!"


Lisa is sitting in time out. Rosie comes over to her.

"What do you want?" Lisa mutters. Rosie starts attacking her. "OOOWWW! QUIT IT, ROSIE! I SAID I WAS SORRY! SOMEBODY GET HER OFF ME!"

Rosie tortures Lisa until her time out is over.


After Lisa's first time out, she and Caillou are now feeding Gilbert.

"Here you go, Gilbert," Caillou says, feeding Gilbert some cat food. Gilbert spits his food on Lisa's face.

"EEEWWW! WHAT DID YOU DO THAT FOR?" Lisa yells. Gilbert bites her. "OOOWWW! THAT'S IT!" Lisa yells. She steps on Gilbert's tail. "How do you like it?" Lisa scolds. Gilbert starts screeching.

"You meanie, you hurt Gilbert!" Caillou yells. His parents come over.

"What's going on?" Boris asks.

"Lisa stepped on Gilbert's tail," Caillou says.

"Lisa, that was not nice. Let go of his tail and apologize right now or we'll report you for animal abuse," Doris orders.

"Fine. Sorry, Gilbert," Lisa says, letting go of Gilbert's tail. He bites her again. "OOOWWW!"

"Why did you hurt Gilbert?" Boris asks.

"He started it! He's been picking on me all day!" Lisa whines.

"That doesn't make it right for you to pick on him. Go sit in the corner and think about what you did," Doris orders.

"Stupid cat," Lisa mutters, going back to the time out corner. Gilbert bites her a third time for saying that. "OOOWWW!"


Lisa is sitting in time out. Gilbert comes over to her.

"What do you want?" Lisa mutters. Gilbert starts attacking her. "OOOWWW! QUIT IT, GILBERT! I SAID I WAS SORRY! SOMEBODY GET HIM OFF ME!"

Gilbert tortures Lisa until her time out is over.


After Lisa's second time out, it is time for dinner. Lisa, Caillou, and Boris are sitting at the table. Rosie is sitting in her high chair and Gilbert is sitting under the table. Lisa is sitting between Caillou and Rosie and Boris is sitting across from them. Rosie is pulling Lisa's hair and Gilbert is scratching Lisa's legs.

"Can I please sit somewhere else?" Lisa begs.

"No, I want you to sit by me," Caillou says.

"Can you move Rosie and Gilbert then?"

"No, they want to sit by you too,"

"What did you and Lisa do today, Caillou?" Boris asks.

"We played board games, we played blocks, we watched Sesame Street, we had a picnic at the park, we fought some bullies, we played on the playground, we played pretend, we played hide and seek, we drew pictures in my coloring books, and while I took my nap, Lisa met Mr. Hinkle," Caillou explains.

"Please don't say that name around me," Lisa shudders.

"Well, it sounds like you two had a big day," Boris says.

"The spaghetti is ready," Doris says, putting a big bowl of spaghetti on the table. "Be careful. It is very hot."

"Yay, spaghetti is my favorite!" Caillou cheers, grabbing the bowl.

"I want the first serving!" Lisa yells, grabbing the bowl too. "I haven't eaten since breakfast!"

"No, I want it!"

"No, it's mine!"

Lisa and Caillou play tug of war with the bowl. Rosie helps Caillou by pulling Lisa's hair and Gilbert helps him by scratching Lisa's legs. Caillou lets go of the bowl after getting burned. The bowl gets slammed into Lisa's face and all the hot spaghetti gets dumped on her. Lisa screams after getting burned.

"YOU IDIOT, LOOK WHAT YOU MADE ME DO!" Lisa explodes. "I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE! I HAD THE WORST DAY EVER AND IT'S ALL BECAUSE YOU WON THAT STUPID CONTEST! I DIDN'T WANT THIS STUPID PLAY DATE AND I DON'T WANT TO PLAY WITH A STUPID FOUR YEAR OLD!"

Caillou starts crying and runs off to his room. His parents glare at Lisa.

"You made Caillou cry and ruined our dinner!" Doris scolds. "All he wanted was to be friends with you! What you said to him was mean and uncalled for!"

"So what, he'll get over it," Lisa says.

"Lisa, you apologize to Caillou right now or we'll tell your boss what you did and he'll fire you!" Boris threatens.

"Fine, I'll be fired then," Lisa retorts. Rosie repeatedly hits Lisa with her rattle and Gilbert repeatedly bites Lisa. "OOOWWW, OOOWWW, OOOWWW! OKAY, OKAY, I'LL APOLOGIZE!"


Lisa walks into Caillou's room and sees him crying on his bed. His parents are standing by the door.

"Caillou, Lisa has something to say to you," Doris says.

"Caillou, I'm sorry I yelled at you," Lisa says. "I was just mad because the contest didn't work out the way I wanted."

"I didn't mean to ruin your day, Lisa," Caillou says. "I just wanted a new friend."

"Why? You have plenty of friends,"

"I thought it'd be fun too,"

"It might've been fun for you but it wasn't fun for me. I spent the whole day doing preschool stuff with you and your other friends and I got picked on a lot by Rosie, Gilbert, Mr. Hinkle, and that Andre kid at the park,"

"Why is that my fault?"

"It's not your fault, Caillou," Boris says. "Lisa just thinks that because you won the contest."

"It's nothing personal," Lisa says. "I just didn't want someone your age to win."

"I'm sorry I'm not you age," Caillou says. "Can we still be friends?"

Lisa wants to say no but is afraid to because of Boris and Doris glaring at her.

"Fine, we can be friends," Lisa says reluctantly.

"Yay!" Caillou cheers, hugging Lisa.


After dinner, it is time for Lisa to leave. She along with Caillou, his parents, Rosie, and Gilbert are in the living room.

"Thank you for spending the day with me, Lisa," Caillou says. "Do you want to spend the night?"

"No, I've done enough for you!" Lisa whines.

"We know you had fun with Lisa, Caillou, but if we force her to spend the night, the story won't end," Boris says.

"Can I at least take a picture with you before you go?" Caillou asks.

"Do we have to?" Lisa whines.

"Yes, you do," Doris says, giving Lisa a stern look. "It's just one picture."

"Rosie and Gilbert want to be in it too," Caillou says.

Boris and Doris each get a camera and take a picture of Lisa, Caillou, Rosie, and Gilbert. In the picture, Rosie hits Lisa with her rattle and Gilbert bites Lisa. When the pictures come out of the cameras, Doris gives her picture to Lisa and Boris gives his picture to Caillou. Lisa and Caillou look at the pictures.

"I hate this picture!" Lisa whines. "Rosie and Gilbert photo bombed me."

"I like the picture," Caillou says.

"Keep it in your bedroom and we'll frame it," Doris instructs.

"Say goodbye to Lisa, Caillou," Boris instructs.

"Goodbye, Lisa," Caillou says.

"Goodbye, Caillou," Lisa says.

"Rosie and Gilbert want to say goodbye too,"

"Goodbye, Rosie," Lisa says. Rosie hits Lisa with her rattle again. "OOOWWW! Why does she keep doing that?"

"That's her way of saying she likes you,"

"Goodbye, Gilbert," Lisa says. Gilbert bites her again. "OOOWWW! Why does he keep doing that?"

"That's his way of saying he likes you,"


Lisa is walking to her car after leaving Caillou's house and she is completely miserable. She is very sick, tired, hungry, and thirsty, she has a bunch of bumps, burns, bite marks, cuts, splinters, and scratches with Band-Aids on them, she has a headache, black and bloodshot eyes, crushed feet, broken bones, and mental scars, she is using crutches and wearing a neck brace, she smells like poop, her hair is messed up and some of it is missing along with some of her teeth, and she is stained with mud, spit, baby food, cat food, ice cream, and spaghetti sauce.

"Finally, I can go back home where nothing else bad can happen to me," Lisa croaks.

"There she is!" a voice yells. Lisa sees Andre, his parents, and a policeman walking towards her.

"Damn it," Lisa groans.

"Arrest that woman, officer!" Andre's mom yells, pointing to Lisa.

"You're actually reporting me to the police?" Lisa whines.

"Yes, we are," Andre's dad says. "She bullied our son at the park today, officer."

"What did she do?" the policeman asks.

"She pushed me down, stole my sandwich, and threw ice cream at me!" Andre whines.

"Shame on you, lady," the policeman scolds. "I'm taking you to jail."

"But it's his fault, not mine!" Lisa whines, pointing to Andre.

The policeman handcuffs Lisa and forces her into a police car and then, he takes her to the police station and locks her in a jail cell.

"Stupid kid," Lisa mutters to herself. "I was almost home. Can this day get any worse?"

"Hi, Lisa," a voice says, scaring Lisa. "Remember me?"

Lisa turns around and sees Mr. Hinkle staring at her with a creepy smile on his face. All the color drains from Lisa's face and nobody hears her helpless scream.