After escaping his house and eating the cold, undercooked eagle, Lincoln made his way to the school bus and locked eyes with the driver.

"Good lord above, I see you on Friday, and then when Monday rolls around, You've somehow gotten fatter. Do you spend the weekends eating out of the dumpster behind the ice cream store? Huh, Ernie?" Lincoln asked the obese bus driver. "Any bigger you'll be rivaling my mom in the weight department."

Ernie glared down at the white-haired boy with hatred in his eyes as he began to drive the bus, not caring that Lincoln hadn't even sat down yet.

"You listen to me you little shitbag, you talk to me like that anymore, and child or no, I'll come over there and knock your teeth loose you understand me you little bastaRG-" Ernie's rant stopped abruptly as he grasped at his enormous chest. The bus began to swerve all over the road and eventually crashed into a nearby tree as Ernie lay dead upon the wheel from sudden heart failure.

The students on the bus began to casually leave the bus and get to school on foot as if their bus driver didn't just die.

Once at the school, Lincoln was immediately approached by his girlfriend, Jordan Rosato or whatever her last name is. Nobody cares.

"Your lazy ass is late yet again. The way you're going in life, you'll end up like your anorexic father you jizz colored hair having prick." Jordan shouted at him, increasing his headache.

"Listen you stupid bitch, not all of us have rich snob parents who drive us to school. We had to take the bus where that fat fuck Ernie crashed the bus and died and you're going to yell at me for that? Go choke, cow."

Lincoln shoved her into the lockers as he moved past and headed toward class.

To Be Continued