Lincoln was one of the last people to enter the class. He looked around at all the other students as they talked loudly and messed around. "Bunch of fucking apes..." He muttered to himself as he went over to his chair and sat down.

Immediately, Chandler who sat behind him began to kick his chair and throw insults. "Hey, Lincoln, or should me say Stinkoln ha ha that funnee XD" Lincoln rolled his eyes and stood up. He turned around and socked Chandler in the mouth, knocking out 2 teeth and another three of them loose, leaving Chandler unconscious on the floor.

Lincoln sat back down and gazed out the class window. "Oh god damn it not again you dirty fucker!" Lincoln cursed as he spotted his Grandfather, Albert Loud in a bush across the school, gazing into the girl's swimming team's changing room, whacking off. "Stupid senile old pedo fuck..." Lincoln sighed as the teacher, Mr. Bolhofner walked into the class, no pants on as was common for this smelly homeless man.

"ALRIGHT, CLASS TODAY WE'RE GOING TO BE LEARNING HOW TO QUICKLY LOAD A COLT LE6920 RIFLE!" Shouted the mentally unstable homeless man as he put a gun on every student's desk.

3 minutes into the lesson, Emma the student that Lincoln's best friend Clyde had once had a crush on accidentally dropped a bullet onto the floor.

"YOU STUPID FUCKING USELESS BITCH CAN'T YOU WOMEN DO ANYTHING RIGHT THIS IS WHY I VOTED TRUMP!" Screeched Mr. Bollywood or whatever his stupid name is as he grabbed his loaded gun and pushed it against the roof of her mouth, firing two quick shots and blowing her brains out. Mr. Bollyholly would spend the rest of the class bashing his gun against the head of the deceased Emma while the rest of the students just left halfway through, bored with the lesson.

To Be Continued