"Ah!" screamed Kagome, "Inu Yasha? What's going on? Why didn't I go to the future? And why did you just call me honey?"
"But don't you remember Kagome? You just came back from the future just now! Are you feeling okay?" said Inu Yasha. Just then there was a large crash and the sound of a baby crying. "What was that?" asked Kagome. "We better get going," said Inu Yasha. "Uh, okay," said Kagome, nodding. They ran over to a house next to Keade's, that Kagome didn't remember being there before. When Kagome opened the door, though, she saw something that she couldn't believe. What seemed like a toddler version of Inu Yasha and Kagome sat on the floor, and an even younger version of Kagome lie in Sango's arms. Miroku was there, too. But they seemed to be older than she remembered. "Oh my gosh." Gasped Kagome.
"Oh, your back!" said Miroku. "Took you long enough!" said Sango, "Akane pulled JR's ears, so he bit her!" Kagome squinched. "And THEN, Hitomi woke up! Honestly you guys! We have hardly enough time to take care of Shinji!" "Who's Shin-" Just then, a boy of about five walked in. "I heard Hitomi crying, so I came back," He said. He looked just like Miroku! Suddenly Kagome knew who he was. "Wait a minute!" said Kagome, "Sango, I know Miroku has asked you to bear his child before, but he askes every pretty girl that! I didn't think that you would actually do it!" "Are you feeling okay, Kagome?" Asked Sango, "You know very well that Miroku and I have been married for some time. Oh, by the way, Might I add that you are looking very young today? Did you go get one of those things, what are they called? Facials! Did you go get a facial while you were over there? I want one!"
"Arg! THAT IS IT! I can't take it anymore! What is going on here?! It's like I went through the well, and came out ten years in the future! Wait a minute…how many years have passed simce we first met, Inu Yasha?" Kagome asked. "Uh, let's see…eight years, about," he replied, "You should know that. Sheesh." "But that's exactly it!" Kagome said, " I don't! Like, seven years ago, I passed through the bone-eater's well to go home for a little while, and when I thought I got to the future, I came out here! To the past-future, man this is confusing!" "Your telling me," said Sango. "How could this happen?" Then Hitomi woke up again.
Okay, I decided to ditch the whole 'update chapter __' thing, and just do what everybody else does, and leave my little footnotes at the end. Um…yeah, so I finally updated, after leaving you all the cliff. I don't know for sure when I will next update, but whatever. I just want to say that this new past-future setting is assuming that by now they have collected all the jewel shards, defeated Naraku, and Miroku's curse was lifted. I'm thinking of assuming that Keade has died, (since she was really old before Kagome even went to the past-future) but I'm not sure. Maybe I'll leave it up to you guys, the reviewers. "*_^" Well, I guess later then!
