CLOUD STRIFE
Cloud's thick blond hair was in a right old mess.
"Where's my new hair gel gone Yuffie?" he asked. Yuffie replied "Dunno I
couldn't care less!"
Yuffie was hiding something behind her back. Cloud knew she had stolen it.
"Yuffie!" he yelled "Give that gel back or you will not like me one bit!"
"Oh give me a break!" she shouted back "It's only a bottle of stupid hair
gel!"
Yuffie threw it back at Cloud. "It's empty!" Cloud cried, "My hair is going
to look like hell!"
So poor old Yuffie had ended up trying to defend herself against Cloud's
Omnislah
But not only that, she was made to buy new hair gel out of her own cash!
BARRET WALLACE
There was a man who used to be a leader for a rebel team
This thirty-five year old man was called Barret
One hot Sunday night he had a very strange dream
That for some strange reason he had turned into a giant size carrot!
He started cursing and swearing, which was a rather bad habit
"Whatever happened to me?" Barret wondered "This can't be right!"
Suddenly up comes a light brown, very hungry, carrot munching rabbit
Luckily Barrret woke up and said "Woo boy that's the very last time I eat
cheese late at night!"