This is my little post story celebration. All our characters are here and ready to party!

Me: Greetings all my poor, poor characters. Have you enjoyed your stay in my twisted tale?

*Assorted Grumbling*

Magneto: I am certainly most displeased with my representation here. I've been portrayed as some sort of boogedy-man.

Aaron: Boogedy-man? That's what you are, you pervert!

Erin: Come on, Aaron. Be nice to Erik.

Aaron: Oh, I see, still got a thing for the old man, eh?

Magneto: Old man? I'll kick your ass, you little punk! Older men have more *experience,* anyway.

Jade: Ooh, experience? Watch out Aaron, you're losing love to a 60 year old man.

*Alan laughs* *Jade kisses Alan*

Magneto: I'd just like to mention that my quasi-death scene was contrived and quite silly.

Army Captain a la Graham Chapman: Don't steal my lines, Senor Biggles!

Magneto: Don't call me Senor!

Trent: Has anyone noticed I got only about two lines? The authoress wanted me as a real member!

Logan: And the whole me and Jade red herring thing? What the fuck was that?

Me: Everybody's picking on me! Blame the plot bunnies, and I already gave Trent lots of chicks today!

Trent: Damn straight! I've got too many girls to handle. Sexy bitch that I am.

Haley: Hey everybody!

*Gah!*

Erin: I thought you were dead!

Me: Well duh, I can resurrect whomever I want. I can also do this!

*Logan and Magneto perform an intricate dance number with Charles on electric guitar*

Logan: Aw, fuck you.

Magneto: Yes, for once the dog is correct.

Erin: Zip it, Erik.

Magneto: Yes'm.

Jade: Whipped.

*Logan snickers*

Storm: Will I get to say anything soon?

Me: No. You got too much screen time in the second movie.

Haley: So, anyone want to know what death is like?

Magneto: I know death all too well. The cold metal walls that told my sorrowful tale in Auschwitz.

Erin: Aw, poor Erik!

*Magneto grins*

Aaron: Oh, please.

Magneto: So, maybe I could use some comforting?

Erin: Even I don't fall for that.

Me: I do. For an old guy, you're not too bad looking.

Erin: Knock it off.

Me: Yes'm.

Alan: How does she do that?

Cyclops: Got me.

Magneto: Yes, quite the little dynamo. And a tiger in more ways than one.rowl!

Aaron: Oh, goddamnit!

Jade: Isn't this creeping you out a little?

Steve (I know, who the fuck is Steve?): Oh yeah. But it is entertaining.

Haley: So, um, anyone need anyone killed or resurrected or anything?

Trent: (slyly) Hey, Haley. I guess now that you've died you can have a drink, huh? Wink, wink, nudge, nudge?

Erin: Back off, Trent. Even the Monty Python reference won't save you.

Haley: Anyway, I was dating Hawkeye Pierce and Fox Mulder in Heaven.

Storm: Aren't they characters from M*A*S*H and The X-Files?

Haley: Oh, yeah. They're characters alright.

Aaron: How many uncomfortable social comments will there be in this party?

Erin: Too many.

Me: Don't you make fun of my boys. If Haley wants to date them, that's what she'll do! Oh, I am so sleep-deprived as I write this. Damn.

Fairy Godmother: Go to sleep, dearie.

Me: Who the fuck are you?

Magneto: Must I use my Magnetic Powers of Awesomeness to destroy you, Godmother?

Erin: Erik.

Magneto: Damnit, she's irresistible.

Logan: Alright, I'm done.

Jade: Yeah, me too.

Haley: I'm going back to Mulder before that damn Scully gets back.

Trent: I'm gonna go watch Daria. Any takers?

*Several groupies can't help but follow Trent*

Erin: I guess I'll just go to bed.

Magneto and Aaron: Wait for me!

*Magneto and Aaron fight, Aaron summoning squirrels and Magneto hitting Aaron with a clock*

Me: Alright, now no one gets to sleep with Erin. Wait, she's no slut!

Erin: Damn straight!

*Magneto and Aaron head to separate rooms, giving evil looks. The rest of the cast departs*

Me: Wow, this went on way too long. Um, byes now. Say hi to Lennon, Hawkeye and Mulder for me!

Lennon: Give peace a chance.

Hawkeye: This damn war!

Mulder: The truth is out there.

Me: Okay, this is too silly. End----here!