This is my little post story celebration. All our characters are here and
ready to party!
Me: Greetings all my poor, poor characters. Have you enjoyed your stay in my twisted tale?
*Assorted Grumbling*
Magneto: I am certainly most displeased with my representation here. I've been portrayed as some sort of boogedy-man.
Aaron: Boogedy-man? That's what you are, you pervert!
Erin: Come on, Aaron. Be nice to Erik.
Aaron: Oh, I see, still got a thing for the old man, eh?
Magneto: Old man? I'll kick your ass, you little punk! Older men have more *experience,* anyway.
Jade: Ooh, experience? Watch out Aaron, you're losing love to a 60 year old man.
*Alan laughs* *Jade kisses Alan*
Magneto: I'd just like to mention that my quasi-death scene was contrived and quite silly.
Army Captain a la Graham Chapman: Don't steal my lines, Senor Biggles!
Magneto: Don't call me Senor!
Trent: Has anyone noticed I got only about two lines? The authoress wanted me as a real member!
Logan: And the whole me and Jade red herring thing? What the fuck was that?
Me: Everybody's picking on me! Blame the plot bunnies, and I already gave Trent lots of chicks today!
Trent: Damn straight! I've got too many girls to handle. Sexy bitch that I am.
Haley: Hey everybody!
*Gah!*
Erin: I thought you were dead!
Me: Well duh, I can resurrect whomever I want. I can also do this!
*Logan and Magneto perform an intricate dance number with Charles on electric guitar*
Logan: Aw, fuck you.
Magneto: Yes, for once the dog is correct.
Erin: Zip it, Erik.
Magneto: Yes'm.
Jade: Whipped.
*Logan snickers*
Storm: Will I get to say anything soon?
Me: No. You got too much screen time in the second movie.
Haley: So, anyone want to know what death is like?
Magneto: I know death all too well. The cold metal walls that told my sorrowful tale in Auschwitz.
Erin: Aw, poor Erik!
*Magneto grins*
Aaron: Oh, please.
Magneto: So, maybe I could use some comforting?
Erin: Even I don't fall for that.
Me: I do. For an old guy, you're not too bad looking.
Erin: Knock it off.
Me: Yes'm.
Alan: How does she do that?
Cyclops: Got me.
Magneto: Yes, quite the little dynamo. And a tiger in more ways than one.rowl!
Aaron: Oh, goddamnit!
Jade: Isn't this creeping you out a little?
Steve (I know, who the fuck is Steve?): Oh yeah. But it is entertaining.
Haley: So, um, anyone need anyone killed or resurrected or anything?
Trent: (slyly) Hey, Haley. I guess now that you've died you can have a drink, huh? Wink, wink, nudge, nudge?
Erin: Back off, Trent. Even the Monty Python reference won't save you.
Haley: Anyway, I was dating Hawkeye Pierce and Fox Mulder in Heaven.
Storm: Aren't they characters from M*A*S*H and The X-Files?
Haley: Oh, yeah. They're characters alright.
Aaron: How many uncomfortable social comments will there be in this party?
Erin: Too many.
Me: Don't you make fun of my boys. If Haley wants to date them, that's what she'll do! Oh, I am so sleep-deprived as I write this. Damn.
Fairy Godmother: Go to sleep, dearie.
Me: Who the fuck are you?
Magneto: Must I use my Magnetic Powers of Awesomeness to destroy you, Godmother?
Erin: Erik.
Magneto: Damnit, she's irresistible.
Logan: Alright, I'm done.
Jade: Yeah, me too.
Haley: I'm going back to Mulder before that damn Scully gets back.
Trent: I'm gonna go watch Daria. Any takers?
*Several groupies can't help but follow Trent*
Erin: I guess I'll just go to bed.
Magneto and Aaron: Wait for me!
*Magneto and Aaron fight, Aaron summoning squirrels and Magneto hitting Aaron with a clock*
Me: Alright, now no one gets to sleep with Erin. Wait, she's no slut!
Erin: Damn straight!
*Magneto and Aaron head to separate rooms, giving evil looks. The rest of the cast departs*
Me: Wow, this went on way too long. Um, byes now. Say hi to Lennon, Hawkeye and Mulder for me!
Lennon: Give peace a chance.
Hawkeye: This damn war!
Mulder: The truth is out there.
Me: Okay, this is too silly. End----here!
Me: Greetings all my poor, poor characters. Have you enjoyed your stay in my twisted tale?
*Assorted Grumbling*
Magneto: I am certainly most displeased with my representation here. I've been portrayed as some sort of boogedy-man.
Aaron: Boogedy-man? That's what you are, you pervert!
Erin: Come on, Aaron. Be nice to Erik.
Aaron: Oh, I see, still got a thing for the old man, eh?
Magneto: Old man? I'll kick your ass, you little punk! Older men have more *experience,* anyway.
Jade: Ooh, experience? Watch out Aaron, you're losing love to a 60 year old man.
*Alan laughs* *Jade kisses Alan*
Magneto: I'd just like to mention that my quasi-death scene was contrived and quite silly.
Army Captain a la Graham Chapman: Don't steal my lines, Senor Biggles!
Magneto: Don't call me Senor!
Trent: Has anyone noticed I got only about two lines? The authoress wanted me as a real member!
Logan: And the whole me and Jade red herring thing? What the fuck was that?
Me: Everybody's picking on me! Blame the plot bunnies, and I already gave Trent lots of chicks today!
Trent: Damn straight! I've got too many girls to handle. Sexy bitch that I am.
Haley: Hey everybody!
*Gah!*
Erin: I thought you were dead!
Me: Well duh, I can resurrect whomever I want. I can also do this!
*Logan and Magneto perform an intricate dance number with Charles on electric guitar*
Logan: Aw, fuck you.
Magneto: Yes, for once the dog is correct.
Erin: Zip it, Erik.
Magneto: Yes'm.
Jade: Whipped.
*Logan snickers*
Storm: Will I get to say anything soon?
Me: No. You got too much screen time in the second movie.
Haley: So, anyone want to know what death is like?
Magneto: I know death all too well. The cold metal walls that told my sorrowful tale in Auschwitz.
Erin: Aw, poor Erik!
*Magneto grins*
Aaron: Oh, please.
Magneto: So, maybe I could use some comforting?
Erin: Even I don't fall for that.
Me: I do. For an old guy, you're not too bad looking.
Erin: Knock it off.
Me: Yes'm.
Alan: How does she do that?
Cyclops: Got me.
Magneto: Yes, quite the little dynamo. And a tiger in more ways than one.rowl!
Aaron: Oh, goddamnit!
Jade: Isn't this creeping you out a little?
Steve (I know, who the fuck is Steve?): Oh yeah. But it is entertaining.
Haley: So, um, anyone need anyone killed or resurrected or anything?
Trent: (slyly) Hey, Haley. I guess now that you've died you can have a drink, huh? Wink, wink, nudge, nudge?
Erin: Back off, Trent. Even the Monty Python reference won't save you.
Haley: Anyway, I was dating Hawkeye Pierce and Fox Mulder in Heaven.
Storm: Aren't they characters from M*A*S*H and The X-Files?
Haley: Oh, yeah. They're characters alright.
Aaron: How many uncomfortable social comments will there be in this party?
Erin: Too many.
Me: Don't you make fun of my boys. If Haley wants to date them, that's what she'll do! Oh, I am so sleep-deprived as I write this. Damn.
Fairy Godmother: Go to sleep, dearie.
Me: Who the fuck are you?
Magneto: Must I use my Magnetic Powers of Awesomeness to destroy you, Godmother?
Erin: Erik.
Magneto: Damnit, she's irresistible.
Logan: Alright, I'm done.
Jade: Yeah, me too.
Haley: I'm going back to Mulder before that damn Scully gets back.
Trent: I'm gonna go watch Daria. Any takers?
*Several groupies can't help but follow Trent*
Erin: I guess I'll just go to bed.
Magneto and Aaron: Wait for me!
*Magneto and Aaron fight, Aaron summoning squirrels and Magneto hitting Aaron with a clock*
Me: Alright, now no one gets to sleep with Erin. Wait, she's no slut!
Erin: Damn straight!
*Magneto and Aaron head to separate rooms, giving evil looks. The rest of the cast departs*
Me: Wow, this went on way too long. Um, byes now. Say hi to Lennon, Hawkeye and Mulder for me!
Lennon: Give peace a chance.
Hawkeye: This damn war!
Mulder: The truth is out there.
Me: Okay, this is too silly. End----here!
