TIFA LOCKHEART

Tifa was Cloud's childhood friend
They usually made each other go round the bend
But then both Tifa's parents went and died
Cloud then left for SOLDIER, so she went and cried
She'd opened her bar and got really drunk
Cloud returned and she thought "What a hunk!"
He found out she'd liked him so he took a hike
So Tifa walloped him with her meteor strike!
AERIS GAINSBOROUGH

She was in Midgar selling flowers
She offered one to Sephiroth for 500 gil
He didn't know she had mystic powers
"I'm not paying that!" He decided again to kill
He than stabbed and killed her with a knife
She cried, "You'll be sorry! I will protect the Earth!"
She died but in one minute she sprung back to life
"I warned you!" so for revenge she turned him into a smurf!