Andi: Hey-yo people this is Numbah 13 and she's on a roll! And today we
have a special guest!
Emilie: This isn't The andi Show, you know.
Andi: I know but we do have a special guest. My friend.Tina! *drags Tina
in*
Tina: What'm I doing here?
Andi: You're the special guest on our fanfic. This is Emilie, Numbah 1,
Numbah 2, Numbah 3, Numbah 5, Numbah 12, Numbah 64,and Linkin Park.
Tina: Linkin Park????
Andi: *sighs* Read the fic, Tina.
Emilie: Hey, if you get a special guest then I gotta get one too! Ummm..I
know I'll get Kyle.
Andi: Kyle???
Emilie: Yah! *drags in Kyle*
Kyle: Ummm..this isn't, like, Totally Kyle, on, like, the Amanda Show.
Emilie: Ooops, wrong Kyle. *drags in another Kyle and boots the other one
out*
Kyle: O.O where am I??? Hey - who're you guys???? Oh - heya Andi! What am I
doin' here?
Andi: *stares* Wrong Kyle again. This is Lindsey's boyfriend.
Emilie: Who's Lindsey?
Andi: Kyle's girlfriend!
Emilie: THEN WHERE'S MY KYLE???????????
Kyle 2: Hi, Em.
Emilie: Yay! Kyle! *boots the other Kyle out*
Tina: o.O too many Kyles..
Andi: So anywayz on with da ficcie!
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"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!" screamed 64. Numbah 4 was awoken by the loud cries of
his pursuer. He opened his eyes and found himself on a dirty, sticky patch
of ground, with sandbags all around him, and 64 on the outside of the
sandbag circle screaming, running, and kicking up merry hell. "Ouch,", he
said, and winced, as a small landmine exploded near her. 64 blinked a few
times at the hole it caused, and threw up her hands and ran about screaming
some more.
"Welcome to World War Two," said Numbah 2 in Numbah 4's ear. "Numbah 2?"
said 4 in confusion, looking around. "I'm talking to you through your
earpiece. Don't worry, I can hear you. Since this is a dangerous ploy of
land I will be here to help, for instance if you get attacked by Nazis."
"Well for a start maybe you can..GET MY SORRY CARCASS OUTTA HERE!!!!!!"
hollered Numbah 4.
Numbah 64 had realized that 4 was awake. She was rushing at him in full
throttle, while avoiding enemy fire, tossed grenades, rifles and other such
things. She located a sandbag pit and dived into it just as a large caliber
bullet whizzed past her ear. "Eeek," she whispered. 64 poked the top of her
head out of the sandbag pit just enough so that she could see. She found 4
running in the opposite direction of the major war zone. 64 got out of the
sandbag pit, made sure her red thing was still in her pocket, and rushed
towards Numbah 4.
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Meanwhile in the control room, Numbah 2, Numbah 1, and Kyle were beating
the crap out of Linkin park while they moaned and groaned and Emilie kept
shrieking, "DON'T HURT MY DARLING CHESTER! PLEASE DON'T HURT HIM!", while
one of the LP members kept casting disgusted looks at her.
Numbah 5 looked very worried. Numbah 12 crept up to her. "What's wrong?"
she asked. "Numbah 5's just worried about Numbah 1 in the middle of all
that fighting," she replied. "But he does that every day," said 12. "You're
just being paranoid." "Well.he's not a very good fighter," said Numabh 5,
gazing in 1's direction. 12 could see that she was right. 1 was hardly
getting into the fight at all. He had aimed a few good kicks and punches at
Linkin Park, but he flinched if they even so much as poked him. Was Numbah
5 being paranoid? Numabh 12 thought. Or was it something a bit...more?
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Now, Numbah 64 was gaining on 4. She was almost there. Just a few paces
further would be the lock to which she would put the key in to get them
both out of this horror of a fanfiction. She was out of breath, he was
starting to after, and they were both very bloody, bruised, and otherwise
damaged by running around unarmed in World War Two.
She was almost there. Her outstretched arm was inches away. She quickened
her pace just a little. Now she was just an few centimeters away. She
gritted her teeth, and threw the red thing at Numbah 4, where it drifted
lightly (A/N who ever thought it'd be so light?) right in front of Numbah
4's nose.
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Andi: OOOH! Exciting!
Numbah 5: We'd better get rid of this pathetic Linkin Park now.
Emilie: They're not pathetic!!!!!
Numbah 5: They are now.
Tina: So tune in next time for the next exciting chapter of..
Linkin Park: CURSE YOU, YOU SCHEMING DELIGHTFUL CHILDREN FROM DOWN THE
LANE, MAKING FOOLS OF US!
Kyle: Yeah, come back for the next chapter of Curse You You Scheming
Delightful Children From Down The Lane Making Fools Of Us!
Andi: And sorry this was so short! And the little 1/5ness. But we had to
bring them back and put 1 and 12 properly back in!