Disclaimer: I wish i did own Legacy Of Kain but i don't. I only own myself and my dreams.
A/N: Ok this is my first LOK fic and also my first attempt at Humour writing so be nice please ^_^;;. And before anyone says anything yes, a quote from the outtakes on Soul Reaver 2 is in here.
Ok, let's get on with it.
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Raziel walks into the Time Streaming Chamber and sees Kain.
Kain: I must say i'm disappointed in your progress, i immagined you'd be here sooner. Tell me, would it have troubled you to bring me some coffee? I've been here for AGES and Starbucks is only round the corner
Raziel: o.O
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In the Time Streaming Chamber:
Kain: As a man i could never contain such forbidden truths. . . .so i had a sex change *starts singing* Man! I feel like a woman!
Raziel: I wondered why you were wearing a skirt O.O
Kain: but does it go with the shoes??
Kain had squeezed his cloven feet into shocking pink high heels to go with his pink skirt and bubblegum top.
Raziel: . . . . . . *faints*
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At the Sarafan Stronghold:
Moebius walks out onto the balcony overlooking the lake. He takes off his robe to reveal he is wearing purple swimming trunks with the Time Streaming sign on them (A/N: Moebius in swimming trunks..........i'm gonna have nightmares about that o.O).
Moebius: *looks around at the lovely morning* just the weather for a swim.
Moebius jumps off the balcony. . . . . . and splats into the ground. The water had been drained out of the lake. Kain and Raziel were standing next to a giant plug, trying to look innocent and not laugh.
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Raziel walks out of the Dark Forge to see not Vorador but. . . . Yoda?? Unfortunately, Raziel has an un-naturally great fear of the tiny (A/N: cute ^_^) green creature with fluff growing out of his ears. Raziel shrieks like a little girl on helium and kicks Yoda as hard as he can, sending him flying.
Yoda: *as he soars through the air* Get payed enough, i don't
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Sarafan Raziel and Moebius are out on the top of the Sarafan Stronghold.
Sarafan Raziel: It's cold tonight *looks at Moebius* you know you've got the bluest eyes
Moebius: erm. . . . . . . .
Sarafan Raziel: we've been out here a long time without a female vampire hunter.
Moebius:. . . . . . . *jumps off the Stronghold and falls to his death (A/N: yay!)*
Sarafan Raziel: *sobbing* My one true love had died!!. . . . . . Oh well. . . . there's always Malek. . .
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A/N: my friend Pendragon Muse gave me the idea for the last one. Read her fics, they rok! So how was it?? A complete failure?? Good?? Bad?? PLEASE REVIEW TO SAVE MY SANITY!!!!!!!! And to make me happy! ^_^
A/N: Ok this is my first LOK fic and also my first attempt at Humour writing so be nice please ^_^;;. And before anyone says anything yes, a quote from the outtakes on Soul Reaver 2 is in here.
Ok, let's get on with it.
~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~
Raziel walks into the Time Streaming Chamber and sees Kain.
Kain: I must say i'm disappointed in your progress, i immagined you'd be here sooner. Tell me, would it have troubled you to bring me some coffee? I've been here for AGES and Starbucks is only round the corner
Raziel: o.O
~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~
In the Time Streaming Chamber:
Kain: As a man i could never contain such forbidden truths. . . .so i had a sex change *starts singing* Man! I feel like a woman!
Raziel: I wondered why you were wearing a skirt O.O
Kain: but does it go with the shoes??
Kain had squeezed his cloven feet into shocking pink high heels to go with his pink skirt and bubblegum top.
Raziel: . . . . . . *faints*
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At the Sarafan Stronghold:
Moebius walks out onto the balcony overlooking the lake. He takes off his robe to reveal he is wearing purple swimming trunks with the Time Streaming sign on them (A/N: Moebius in swimming trunks..........i'm gonna have nightmares about that o.O).
Moebius: *looks around at the lovely morning* just the weather for a swim.
Moebius jumps off the balcony. . . . . . and splats into the ground. The water had been drained out of the lake. Kain and Raziel were standing next to a giant plug, trying to look innocent and not laugh.
~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~
Raziel walks out of the Dark Forge to see not Vorador but. . . . Yoda?? Unfortunately, Raziel has an un-naturally great fear of the tiny (A/N: cute ^_^) green creature with fluff growing out of his ears. Raziel shrieks like a little girl on helium and kicks Yoda as hard as he can, sending him flying.
Yoda: *as he soars through the air* Get payed enough, i don't
~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~
Sarafan Raziel and Moebius are out on the top of the Sarafan Stronghold.
Sarafan Raziel: It's cold tonight *looks at Moebius* you know you've got the bluest eyes
Moebius: erm. . . . . . . .
Sarafan Raziel: we've been out here a long time without a female vampire hunter.
Moebius:. . . . . . . *jumps off the Stronghold and falls to his death (A/N: yay!)*
Sarafan Raziel: *sobbing* My one true love had died!!. . . . . . Oh well. . . . there's always Malek. . .
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A/N: my friend Pendragon Muse gave me the idea for the last one. Read her fics, they rok! So how was it?? A complete failure?? Good?? Bad?? PLEASE REVIEW TO SAVE MY SANITY!!!!!!!! And to make me happy! ^_^
