Passione/Synopsis 1

Dante's eyes flicker open, He looked around to see a large glass covering. He seems to be in a pod of some sort. What happened? All he can remember is fighting... Dante growled. Nero Angelo. That was that bastard's name. How did he manage to keep up with him? He needed the help of the "Devil Arm" Spear in order to take him out, and even then, he didn't give up until Midnite told him to. Dante smirked. He could take solace in the fact that, whoever is under that armor, is whipped for sure. He decided to try and open the pod. It wasn't that hard. He walked out, and realized that he was in nothing but his skivvies. "Well, I hope whoever pulled my pants off had fun."

Suddenly came a chuckle. "I'm sure she did."

"Beep-O?" "That's the name! Don't wear it out!" "...What happened?" "Well, after you collasped from your little scuffle..." Dante scoffed. "Scuffle my ass." "Right, well, afterward, you of collapsed, we all pitched in to carrying you to the WM ARC. By the way, Rabbid Peach told me to tell you to burn some calories. You were apparently REALLY heavy."

Dante chuckled. "I'll keep that in mind. Please continue." "Right. Well, we thought you wouldn't want your clothes wet when you went into the healing pod, so we had to, Unfortunately strip you down." "So got their hands dirty?" "Surprisingly, Edge was the one who volunteered!" Dante gave a confused stare. "Edge? She doesn't really seem like the type to do that to... anyone really." "I know. Shocked us too." "Well, did she... like what she saw?" "Not outwardly. But I can tell that she enjoyed it just a little bit." Dante and Beep-O chuckled a bit. "Your clothes are in the other room, as well as your sword, and your guns." "Thanks." And Dante walked out of the room.


Rabbid Luigi sat on his bed on the WM ARC, and simply listened to his music. He'd made this beat himself, and now was the time for a test listen. The WM ARC had landed on a remote part of the Metro Kingdom, so there was no need to worry too much about a rocky flight. That was what he thought at least. Until a he felt the whole ship shake!! "Hey!! what's going on? I thought we'd landed?!" He said, getting up to investigate once the shaking stopped. He walked out to find a dark ship, with nearly everyone unconscious. There were only 2 people missing, Dante, and... Oh no.

Insecurity

Rabbid Luigi ran around the ship in a frantic search, but came up with nothing, suddenly he bumped into something. It was Dante!! "Dante!! Do you know what happened?!" "I was just about to go outside and check it out." Rabbid Luigi nodded and joined Dante. The 2 exited the WM ARC, and watched in horror as the Spark Hunter Bedrock, along with Nero Angelo, carried an unconscious Rabbid Rosalina away.

EV-011 Nelo Angelo Appears

"Finally!!! I've been waiting for a rematch!!!" Dante smirked before shooting toward Nero Angelo, Only to have him parry him with his greatsword, and punch him away. Dante growled angrily. "You're lucky I'm not 100%, bastard." He said. But what he didn't expect, was for Rabbid Luigi to pull out his BeatMaster 10, and start firing reentlessly!!! Angelo blocked every single shot of pressurized soundwaves. He continued walking, and Bedrock threw a note out behind her. Dante caught it, and crushed it in his hand.

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"This would be a lot easier if you hadn't crushed it." Beep-O admonished. "I was angry, alright?" Dante defended. Beep-O rolled his eyes. "JEANIE, be a dear and help me with this please?" JEANIE popped into existence. "Right away." She scanned the note. "I'm inputting the coordinates now, I'm also setting the WM ARC on autopilot." "You don't need to do that JEANIE. I'm fine enough to pilot it." "Beep-O, you're so damaged that even with your mass of knowledge, wouldn't even pass a driver's test." "...Good point."


Passione/Synopsis 1

The rest of the team had woken up, and were in the infirmary. Luckily, they'd only suffered surface damage, not too serious, almost like Bedrock was... holding back. Dante walked in to see Edge with an arm in a sling. "You doin' ok?" "I'll be fine. How's Rabbid Luigi feeling?" "Murderous." "Makes sense." "Yeah... Oh, by the way, hope you enjoyed the show." Dante walked out of the room with a crap-eating smirk. Edge was left confused for about 5 seconds, until she blushed in realization.

Stop


The team walked out of the ship, and onto the surface of New Donk City. But something seemed... off. They walked through the empty streets and noticed that they were, well, empty. "Where are-a the people? It wasn't-a this empty when I-a visited." Mario asked.

Suddenly, the group heard a very loud noise. It sounded like... a guitar? They followed the noise to a large stage in the center of the street. "What in the...?" The continue walking to see a strange creature on the stage. The creature was bipedal, tall, and very skinny, far too skinny to be human. Its skin seemed to be made of a strange, plum purple substance, and was missing in some areas, revealing glowing purple muscle fiber. And his head looked like the skull of a deer, but instead of antlers, he had horns the curved downward. And he was playing a strange, purple, demonic looking guitar, pretty good mind you. Suddenly, the creature noticed, and turned to the group. "...An audience?" It said slowly. He bowed respectfully and introduced himself. "I am Naldus the Deceitful. Ask anyone here and you will see that I am the best musician here!!" The group looked skeptically. Naldus noticed. "Oh! don't mind my title. Everything you just heard was true." Suddenly, the group felt a jolt in their heads. They paid no mind, and Dante spoke. "Ok, well, how do we know that you won't try and kill us?" "I won't." Jolt again. "Oh. Ok, well, we're looking for some... "friends" of ours. Have you seen 'em?" "Nope." Jolt. "Alright, thanks." Dante finished, and the group decided to walk away. "Wait!! Aren't you gonna listen to my song?" "No." "Yes." Jolt. "Well, I guess it wouldn't hurt."


The song finished, and Naldus bowed. "That was hell on earth." Dante said bluntly, and the group nodded in agreement. "No it wasn't. In fact, you guys wanna listen again." Jolt. "Ok."


"That was the best song I've ever heard!!!" Dante shouted. "Much better than anything I could come up with!!!" Rabbid Luigi added. Naldus chuckled. "Thank you loyal fans!!! I appreciate your support!! And I shall do another encore. Just for you!!" Rabbid Luigi was happy, for his favorite singer was going to bless the group with another encore!! But deep down, he felt that something was wrong, like he was supposed to be doing something... He brushed it off and listened to the song.


Naldus finsihed his song once again, and awaited adoration from his fans. And sure as the sun shines in the sky, it came. But then, something unexpected happened. A bang rang out, and Naldus looked down to see a bullet hole in his precious guitar!!! "Dante!!! What have you done?!?!" Edge screamed angrily. "Exposed the, honestly blatant, lie." And the group felt the ultimate jolt in their heads. Then, they recovered. And Rabbid Luigi was furious. He slowly walked to Naldus, and punched him right in the face!! Dante then put a bullet between his eyes. "...What a loser."


Prisonic Fairytale

Rabbid Rosalina struggled in her restraints, desperately trying to break free of them.. But she couldn't. It was dark in here. She looked around, and saw nothing but darkness. She didn't know what to do. Was there anything she could do? She couldn't remember how she ended up locked up. She didn't want to ask the others for help... But what choice did she have?? She needed some sort of light, and fast! She tried to reach for her pocket, but found that the restraints were far too tight. She hoped that wherever the group was, they were actually coming for her.


The group disregarded the dead body of Naldus, and collected the Devil Arm. It was a guitar, it was pretty cool. But now it was time to get to the real mission. Locate Rabbid Rosalina, at any cost. "We should split up. We're a bigger team, and one person's more likely to find her faster than two." Edge suggested. "And we can cover more ground." Dante agreed. "Sounds good to me. Let's go everyone." Rabbid Luigi would have protested, had he not been in a state of bloodthirsty rage at the moment. Luigi didn't even feel like protesting himself, he resfused to invoke the wrath of a angry, protective significant other. So they started searching for Rabbid Rosalina in relative silence.

Edge and Dante stand on a gargoyle, well, Edge stands, Dante crouchs, his coat tails flowing forward in the wind. They stayed like this for a while before Edge took something out of her pocket, a cigarette, and a lighter.

She lit the cigarette and put it in her mouth.

She looked toward Dante, who simply continued to glare into the city. He narrowed his eyes a little before Edge spoke. "Want one?" "No thanks. Too cool to smoke..." This got a laugh out of both of them. The laughter died down, and, after a short silence, Edge continued. "I wonder what the others are doing now." "Probably searching ferociously. Or at least Rabbid Luigi is." Edge chuckled. "You know, you're a funny guy Dante." Dante adjusted his position, and sat on the side of the Gargoyle. "That so?" "Yeah." "...Tell me a joke Edge." Edge's eyes widened before she looked away. "...I don't really know any." "Come on, you gotta have heard one." "...Well, I've heard a few of Rabbid Mario's pickup lines." "...That bad?" "That bad." "Well, lets here 'em." "Ok... Here goes." Edge cleared her throat before starting. "Even though there aren't any stars out tonight, you're still shining like one." Dante chuckled slightly. "Cheesy." "Well, I hope your expectations are low." "Oh trust me, they are." And so, Edge kept the pickups coming, and the pair's laughs grew and grew. And after a while, Edge was still not out of pickups. "So then he says "Are you my Appendix? Because I have a funny feeling in my stomach that makes me feel like I should take you out!" "What the hell?!" Dante laughs out. Edge joins him and they laugh until they hear a vibrating noise. Edge takes out a communication device given to her by Beep-O. "Yeah?" "Are you with-a Dante?" Mario's voice come from the other line. "Yeah." "We found her."


Rabbid Luigi was dashing up the deserted street, not caring who could catch up to him, He was not letting them hurt her anymore!!!

"Rabbid Luigi!!! Wait up!!!" The team soemhow manages to catch up to the Rage-filled young Rabbid. He doesn't stop though. He continues to run to the Large Hotel. They enter, and run up to the roof. Rabbid Luigi tackles the door down, and glares furiosly at Bedrock, who is holding a squirming Rabbid Rosalina by the neck.

EV-011 Nelo Angelo Appears

"Kidnapping, Bedrock? That's low, even for you!!!" Edge taunted. Bedrock narrowed her own glare toward Edge, and squeezed Rabbid Rosalina's throat. Rabbid Rosalina futilely attempted to punch Bedrock's hand away from her, and Rabbid Luigi's glare grew more intense. Nero Angelo stood beside Bedrock, and, after recieving a nod of confirmation from his current superior, Launched at Dante.

Ultraviolet (regular)

"Alright!!! Round 2!!! Come on!!!" Dante said pulling out Ebony and Ivory. He aimed at Nero Angelo and fired. It hit him straight on, and knocked him onto the floor. Dante ran up, and pulled out his sword. He jumped onto the air, and attempted a downward stab, but Angelo rolled away just on time. He then attempted to leg sweep Dante, who in response simply jumped, but was kicked by Angelo in midair, sending him flying off the roof, Angelo jumping after him. Edge was about to jump too, but Bedrock threw Rabbid Rosalina into the air before tackling Edge!! Rabbid Luigi ran over to Rabbid Rosalina, catching her before she could fall off the building, and the rest of the group went to help Edge. With Dante, neither he, or Angelo seemed to have an upper hand. Nero Angelo was about to strike Dante with his sword, and Dante was going to do the same, but surprisingly, both blocked the other's attack with their hand!!! Dante was trying to push Angelo's sword back, Angelo pushing back Dante's, but suddenly, Angelo felt something, and Dante did too. The touch of each other's respective weapon was... familiar.

Stop

They both jolted back in pain. Dante looked toward his slightly burnt hand, and watched as it slowly, but surely mended itself. Good. Mean's his healing's not on the fritz anymore. Nero Angelo jumped back to the original hotel, with Dante following close behind. The 2 return, and they clash a bit more before Dante notices the struggle with Bedrock. He rushes toward the Hulking Spark Hunter, fist cocked back, and connects with her face, sending her staggering back significantly. He helps Edge to her feet before looking back to see Bedrock gone. He turns again to find Nero Angelo. Gone. Dante sighs, and looks to see a crying Rabbid Rosalina in Rabbid Luigi's arms. At least something good come out of this.