Dont tell me its Oolong!

Bulma sat in the bath, washing her hair, in a relaxed manner, wondering what to cook for the big party she was having that night. Hmmmm, she wondered, what can we eat.

Meanwhile, a certain shape shifting pig was peering through the window, spying on the naked Bulma. "Oh yeah," Oolong said outloud... A little too out loud..

"EEK! Pervert," Bulma squealed, climbing from the bath, wrapping a towel quickly around her body. She rushed to the window and peered outside, noticing a plump, juicy little pig trying to clamber away.

"Oolong! Get here," Bulma yelled angrily, stamping her foot. Oolong slowly made his way back to Bulma, the fat rolls on his bacony body quivering as he plundered along.

Bulma stared at the rolls of fat, and was suddenly hit with an idea. "Oolong dear, come closer," Bulma said coyly, lowering her towel to reveal clevage.

The naive and stupid porker rushed forward, right into Bulmas arms. "Gotcha," she yelled, rushing down stairs. "What are you going to do with me, you naughty girl," Oolong asked in a suggestive voice, the horny little pig he is.

"Oh trust me, it'll get you feeling really HOT," Bulma said smuggly, rushing to the kitchen.

~~

That evening, the dinner was a success. "Mmmmm, bacon, pork, ham," Goku said, as he scoffed his face with pig penis.

"And its all thanks to Oolong," Bulma said happily, knawing on the pigs; Oolongs; snout.

"Don't tell me its Oolong," screeched Master Roshi, Oolongs closest friends, spitting out Oolongs balls, which he was previously crunching on and enjoying.

"It sure is Oolong," said Bulma with a grin. Everyone laughed at Bulmas little 'joke', and continued eating.

"I'm not kidding, it really is," Bulma said loudly, ripping a leg off the big fat pig carcass. Everyone just stared at Bulma, taking in what she said. They then began to laugh, and eat more.

~~

The next day, Bulma was stuck with the same problem of finding what to eat. As she sat in the bath, she heard someone, who was obviously spying on her. Climbing from the bath with an evil smile, Bulma walked to the window, and smiled at who was out there.

Looks like filthy old man pervert meat is on the menu tonight, thought Bulma, as she motioned Master Roshi forward.