Disclaimer: I don't own nada to do with spider-man

Spider-Man summary:

Peter: Look at me I'm a smart nerdy kid.

Spider: Mmmm Lunch.

Peter: Ouch, Now I'm a superhero who can crawl up walls and shoot web from my wrists. What next?

Uncle Ben: I'm going to give you a boring speech, which actually has some significance.

Peter: Don't want to know. I'm going to go and fight a big bald guy with a funky name and a pair of spandex and then let a guy steel some money.

Uncle Ben: (dies)

Peter: My bad. Now I'm going to catch the guy and decide to fight evil for the rest of my life. Oh a girl.

M.J: I hate you. I love you. I hate you .I love you.

Harry: I'm the spoilt rich kid who steels the girl and ruins peoples' lives.

Norman Osborn: And I'm his dad who has turned evil and wants to kill his new best friend.

Peter: Ha ha I killed you.

Norman: *dies*

Peter: No one must know I killed his dad. I'll just go to the funeral and make out with M.J who is currently dating Harry, who is currently my best friend then dump her. Now I shall be all broody and sulk because I can never get a girlfriend because I'm a super hero.

!!The End!!