Bwahahahahahahaha! I am BACK! Feel my wrath!
Majestics: -_-U It's a good thing the Bladebreakers are next.
Johnny: Yeah. I can't stand this brat. Peh! Well, this idiot doesn't own Beyblade, that's a good thing.
I will one day...
Oliver: Tsk tsk tsk. No pain no gain.
Robert: Get on with it already! Uncouth people...
Majestics: YOU'RE the uncouth one!!!
Well, anyway, there is absolutely NO pairings here... Unless you want a little girl to be with someone, that wouldn't be right. Okay. Majestics for sale! Anyone who wants 'em, get 'em NOW! *Waits*
*Johnny is taken*
*Oliver is taken*
*Enrique is taken*
*Robert looks around*
Robert: WHAT?! I feel so alone...
^-^ Don't worry wittle Wobewt. You don't have to be scawd. I'm hewe!
Robert: God help me... Anyone, please! Save me! You- You're not uncouth, okay?! JUST GET ME OUT!
Eh, no one wants you but me. So save it. I'll also adopt unwanted characters like Ian and Lee! ^_^
Robert: You people are so cruel. Leaving me here. The nerve of you.
Sorry! Robert's taken, since no one wants him. That's okay! I'll give you a nice, new diamond color, 'kay, Snobert?
Robert: -_-U Somebody adopt me and I'll give you my entire castle.
And so, the nightmare continues...
::{Robert's castle that got confused with Count Dracula's}::
"Mmmmmmm... Yummy!" Chi gobbled up any food she could see.
The Majestics sweatdropped. "She eats ten times more than the Bladebreakers!" Enrique said staring at her.
"Ten times?" Oliver wiggled his fingers. "Wow. That's scary."
"Speaking of the Bladebreakers... I could take a break from her. Why don't we send her to them to take care of?" Johnny suggested.
"Growing tired after a few hours? How pathetic." Robert smirked.
"It's not like you're attached to her either." Oliver just looked on.
"Well, I must admit, she is quite a handful," Robert started.
"Huh. More like a truckload." Johnny muttered.
"Come on guys, why don't we just give her to them and relax for once?" Enrique said.
"You guys didn't do a thing! That's not fair!" Johnny protested.
"Johnny's right. It's not that fair... And we didn't come all the way to Germany for nothing..." Oliver looked at Enrique.
"Oh alright. But don't make me regret this!" he said.
The Majestics looked at Chi, who was now snoring on the table. Robert smiled. "Finally. It's naptime and she didn't even have to be told. Such a good girl."
"Yeah whatever. So who's gonna sing a lullaby and read a story to her to keep her asleep?" Johnny asked crossly.
Robert, Oliver and Enrique backed away from him so he was the one left standing on the spot.
"Aw! Why me?! I've already 'escorted' her to the kitchen and dodged enough sporks, so why can't YOU do it? I say Oliver does it."
Oliver sighed. "You got me. Alright, but you're going to have to help me carry her. As you can see I'm not composed of muscle."
So the Majestics picked Chi up from the chair with great difficulty.
"Gee... You'd never expect she'd be so heavy by how puny she is!" Enrique gasped as he stumbled on his knees.
"I know it takes four men to move a couch, but this is ridiculous!" Robert said as he struggled to keep up.
"I knew it! If I had to hold her myself, I'd die. I admit, I'm a mouse man, but I'm a beautiful mouse man!" Oliver said.
"Ah shut up, will you all? I can hold her up with just my pinky!" Johnny said as he was in the middle holding Chi up. Actually he was barely touching her and left the rest to do the job.
"Okay!" The other Majestics dispersed into different directions and left Johnny there to hold the sleeping girl.
"Aaarrghh!" Johnny collapsed under the weight. Enrique just sniggered at him. "Maybe you'll need your ring finger to hold her up too!"
Johnny gave up and began to drag her instead. Surprisingly, this did not disturb the girl. "Oi! Some help here!"
Robert feigned surprise. "But, Johnny! How ever would a strong man like you need assistance?"
"Grrrrrrr..." Johnny snarled at the purple-haired prince and proceeded to drag her to a room.
A few minutes later, Johnny had thrown Chi on the bed and crossed his arms. "You take it from here, Oli."
"My NOSE runs faster than you. You were so slow it wasn't funny." Enrique commented.
"Hey Enrique, have you ever seen Picasso's work?" Johnny asked.
"Yeah... Why?" he asked warily.
"... Because I'm gonna rearrange your face like he did his paintings!" Johnny lunged at him and they began to pummel each other.
Oliver and Robert sighed. "Well, good luck with those two..." Oliver walked in the room and silently closed the door. He was surprised to see Chi sitting up on the bed.
"Hey Chi. Aren't you tired?" Oliver asked gently as he sat on the edge of the jumbo-sized bed.
"I'm scared..." She replied in a hoarse whisper.
"Oh? Of what?"
"Something under there..." She pointed under the bed. She then wrapped herself in the covers.
"Don't worry, there won't be any monsters. Here, I'll check."
Oliver crawled under the bed and saw a large pile of dirty socks. He looked disgusted and held his nose. "But there is Stinkzilla! By god it IS a monster!"
He sat on the bed again. "It's alright, Chi. The 'monster' isn't there. You can come out now.
"No." Came a muffled voice.
Oliver sighed and took off the covers. "Now, what should I do to make you take a trip to dream land?"
"Read me a story!"
"Huh? Oh I don't have any. But I can tell you one of Robert's family stories. They'll make you go to sleep, I'm sure, but you'll have a bad dream."
"I wanna good dream! Tell me a fairy tale!" Chi protested.
"Okay, okay. So, once upon a time..." He stopped and looked at Chi. She was sleeping. 'And I haven't even started!'
Oliver smiled and covered her with a blanket. "...There lived a sleeping cutie... G'night, Chi." He finished softly, and walked out the door.
(A/N: Awww! There isn't a sweet moment without Oliver around!)
He closed the door and saw Robert trying to hold Johnny back from strangling Enrique.
"Calm... Down, Jonathan!" Robert said but got a fist in his face.
"Aha! I'm free! Die Enrique! Take it back!" Johnny started choking the poor Italian.
"Johnny I- Was just... Joking!..... But now I'm... CHOKING!" Enrique sputtered as he tried to get Johnny off.
"Guys, stop it. Let's work this out like civilized men..." Oliver said nervously.
"Speak for yourself! Girly!" Johnny said still choking Enrique.
Oliver gasped. "I've never been so offended in my life! Well, I'm going in!" He rolled up his sleeves and joined the dust ball of a fight.
Robert regained consciousness and saw the sight before him. He stared.
"You, of all people. What would happen if someone saw you like this?"
"I'd kill them before they did!" Johnny growled as his hair was being pulled by Oliver and a bitten hand by Enrique.
"Savages!" Robert remarked.
::{The REAL Count Dracula's house}::
"Haaa. I am so bored. What do we do?" Lupinex said.
"You're ALWAYS bored, you mutt." Cenotaph said.
"Well what can we do?" Zomb asked.
"Quiet! Every time I hear you it gets annoying. Your voice sounds like a frog crawled in your throat and died in there!" Cenotaph said.
"All of you, settle down! Why don't we go see how the Majestics are doing. I'd love to see them suffer." Sanquinex suggested.
"You're right. They're probably going to die from that child anyway. I'd like to be there." Lupinex said.
::{Robert's castle that got confused with Count Dracula's}::
"Oh yeah!? Take this you scum!" Enrique took an apple pie and shoved it in Johnny's face.
"Grrrrr!" Johnny took the fudge and tried to throw it at him, but ended up on Oliver.
Robert sighed and sipped his tea calmly while the background scene was still reckless.
Suddenly, Chi walked in and yawned. "Uncle Robert? What are they doing?"
"Nothing you would understand."
"Can I have candy? I like candy." Chi said.
"No."
"Why?"
"Because."
"Why?"
"BECAUSE."
Why?"
"You are such a child!"
"But I am a child!" Chi protested.
It was then the doorbell rang. "Gustav!"
The butler that got cloned from Piddlesworth answered the door. "Sir... It's THEM again."
"Oh? Tell them we don't need extra king sized beds." Robert said lazily.
"No, it's those monsters..."
"Hey penguin in a suit! We prefer humanly challenged!!" a voice shouted.
"Dark Bladers?" Robert tilted his head to the side.
"Let us in! Or I'll huff and I'll puff and I'll huff and I'll puff and,"
"SHUT UP!"
"And blow your castle down!" Lupinex finished.
Robert sighed. "Fine. Let them in."
The Dark Bladers pushed Gustav aside and walked over to Robert. They looked at the other Majestics.
"Fighting over who has to feed the child, eh?" Sanquinex said with a smug look on his face.
"Actually, she has already been fed. They are only fighting because of some pointless insult done to Johnny by Enrique, then to Oliver from Johnny."
"Hmmm. So... You're not exhausted?" Sanquinex narrowed his eyes.
"Not in the slightest bit. MAJESTICS! STOP THAT THIS INSTANT!" Robert roared to his teammates. They all stopped in their tracks with black eyes and bloody noses.
"What?!" Johnny asked arrogantly as he cleaned himself up a bit.
"We have company."
"Not YOU again." Oliver rolled his eyes.
"I want candy! NOW!" Chi piped up again.
"No! You've eaten enough."
"I WANT IT NOW!!!" Chi started to whimper.
"Don't give me that." Robert looked at her.
Chi's eyes started to water up.
"Oh no, don't..."
She burst into tears right after that. Robert looked pleadingly at the Dark Bladers, who just stood there filing their nails. (A/N: O.oU)
"Huh? Oh, we're not taking her. We just wanted to see you suffer from this." Cenotaph said.
Chi continued to cry even more.
"Aaaarrrghh! Fine! We're giving her to the Bladebreakers!" Robert took out a box from out of nowhere and stuffed Chi in it. He duck taped it all over and stamped: NOT FRAGILE. DO NOT HANDLE WITH CARE.
He then asked Gustav to put the box on a ferry to ship it off to the Bladebreakers. The servant bowed and took the box.
"Finally! I will be rid of that child. I swear I will not have children OR grandchildren." Robert crossed his arms.
"So she's gone?" Johnny asked.
"Yes."
"Good. Well, then, what are YOU standing here for, you monsters? Go home! Better yet, go to Mars. I'll send you a shuttle. Don't forget to write."
Lupinex growled and glared at Johnny. "Say that one more time and your mouth might fall off from your sarcasm."
"Quiet dog breath."
"Guys, let's not fight. We've already done enough." Oliver said.
"Oh so YOU'VE done enough?? You barely did anything here!" Enrique shouted.
"Look who's talking!" Oliver shot back.
"QUIET YOU IMBECILES! ONE MORE WORD AND YOU WILL BE CUT DOWN TO SIZE FROM MY GUILLOTINES!" Robert yelled. Everybody else backed away.
*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
::{Low classed motel}::
"Guys, do have anymore food? I'm starved!" Tyson whined.
"Tyson, you just ate 48 plates of the gruel that you called food!" Kenny said.
"Hey, it's not my fault it tasted like oil. If it's food, it's food."
"Uh, maybe because it IS oil, Tyson?" Max said.
There was a knock on the door. *knock KNOCK!*
"Food service!!" Tyson leapt to his feet and opened the door. He stopped as he saw a large box in front of him.
"Oh? Maybe this is food." Tyson hauled in the surprise and brought it to the middle of the room.
"What is it?" Ray asked.
"Open it!"
The box shook once, then twice. The Bladebreakers gasped. "Wh-what's in there?!" Max exclaimed.
"It could be something really ugly... Like," Tyson said.
"You." Kai finished for him. He walked over to it, ripped it open and dumped the box over with his foot then returned to his corner and crossed his arms, leaning on the wall.
"Stop trying to act like mister 'I'm so cool nothing's good enough for me so I have to stand there like a tree.'" Tyson spat.
"Hn."
The Bladebreakers were surprised to see a little girl crawl out of the box.
"And who are you, little girl?" Ray asked as he bent down to look.
"Chi. Do you have candy?"
"No... I'm sorry, but Tyson ate it all. Where did you come from?"
"A BIG castle. Where's Uncle Robert?" Chi looked around.
"Oh! You mean the Majestics. I'll give them a call." Max stood up and dialed Robert's number. (A/N: not that he would know what # it is, but...)
"Hello? No, I'm not the delivery person from Kay's Jewelers... No, I'm not a lowlife looking for work either. Look, just let me speak to that greasy haired Robert guy..... WHAT?! You are Robert? Oh, ah, I meant the 'great Robert'. 'Greasy haired' is a, er, new expression of saying that. It's totally in."
From behind, Tyson sniggered.
"Um, we just got this package and-" the phone hung up.
"Guys? I guess he doesn't want it back." Max said.
Kenny huffed. "So what now?"
".......We baby-sit."
*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
Johnny: *bonks me on the head* What a pointless chapter! You made me look like a complete fool in it!
Well, do YOU wanna be back in it?
Johnny: Is shutting up.
Anyway, the Bladebreakers will have a heck of a time babysitting Chi! You just wait... Mwahahahaha!
Kai: Great.
That's right! And I'll bet you're all anticipating the Demolition Boys' chapter! Trust me, that'll be the best and funniest chapter of all... If I can find my muse. Oh MUSE!
Angel Bryan (O.o Didn't think there'd be one, did ya?): What.
Now, while trying to be nice to sweet old Ray, GIMME SOME IDEAS!
Angle Bryan: *sigh* Okay, I- *looks at audience* What are YOU looking at?! You should've brought your pink fluffy earmuffs! *whispers*
...Ah! Okay. Yeah. Uh-huh... YEAH! Um, er... Ahem. Sorry about that. See ya! The next chapter will be coming soon! Pinkie swear!
Majestics: -_-U It's a good thing the Bladebreakers are next.
Johnny: Yeah. I can't stand this brat. Peh! Well, this idiot doesn't own Beyblade, that's a good thing.
I will one day...
Oliver: Tsk tsk tsk. No pain no gain.
Robert: Get on with it already! Uncouth people...
Majestics: YOU'RE the uncouth one!!!
Well, anyway, there is absolutely NO pairings here... Unless you want a little girl to be with someone, that wouldn't be right. Okay. Majestics for sale! Anyone who wants 'em, get 'em NOW! *Waits*
*Johnny is taken*
*Oliver is taken*
*Enrique is taken*
*Robert looks around*
Robert: WHAT?! I feel so alone...
^-^ Don't worry wittle Wobewt. You don't have to be scawd. I'm hewe!
Robert: God help me... Anyone, please! Save me! You- You're not uncouth, okay?! JUST GET ME OUT!
Eh, no one wants you but me. So save it. I'll also adopt unwanted characters like Ian and Lee! ^_^
Robert: You people are so cruel. Leaving me here. The nerve of you.
Sorry! Robert's taken, since no one wants him. That's okay! I'll give you a nice, new diamond color, 'kay, Snobert?
Robert: -_-U Somebody adopt me and I'll give you my entire castle.
And so, the nightmare continues...
::{Robert's castle that got confused with Count Dracula's}::
"Mmmmmmm... Yummy!" Chi gobbled up any food she could see.
The Majestics sweatdropped. "She eats ten times more than the Bladebreakers!" Enrique said staring at her.
"Ten times?" Oliver wiggled his fingers. "Wow. That's scary."
"Speaking of the Bladebreakers... I could take a break from her. Why don't we send her to them to take care of?" Johnny suggested.
"Growing tired after a few hours? How pathetic." Robert smirked.
"It's not like you're attached to her either." Oliver just looked on.
"Well, I must admit, she is quite a handful," Robert started.
"Huh. More like a truckload." Johnny muttered.
"Come on guys, why don't we just give her to them and relax for once?" Enrique said.
"You guys didn't do a thing! That's not fair!" Johnny protested.
"Johnny's right. It's not that fair... And we didn't come all the way to Germany for nothing..." Oliver looked at Enrique.
"Oh alright. But don't make me regret this!" he said.
The Majestics looked at Chi, who was now snoring on the table. Robert smiled. "Finally. It's naptime and she didn't even have to be told. Such a good girl."
"Yeah whatever. So who's gonna sing a lullaby and read a story to her to keep her asleep?" Johnny asked crossly.
Robert, Oliver and Enrique backed away from him so he was the one left standing on the spot.
"Aw! Why me?! I've already 'escorted' her to the kitchen and dodged enough sporks, so why can't YOU do it? I say Oliver does it."
Oliver sighed. "You got me. Alright, but you're going to have to help me carry her. As you can see I'm not composed of muscle."
So the Majestics picked Chi up from the chair with great difficulty.
"Gee... You'd never expect she'd be so heavy by how puny she is!" Enrique gasped as he stumbled on his knees.
"I know it takes four men to move a couch, but this is ridiculous!" Robert said as he struggled to keep up.
"I knew it! If I had to hold her myself, I'd die. I admit, I'm a mouse man, but I'm a beautiful mouse man!" Oliver said.
"Ah shut up, will you all? I can hold her up with just my pinky!" Johnny said as he was in the middle holding Chi up. Actually he was barely touching her and left the rest to do the job.
"Okay!" The other Majestics dispersed into different directions and left Johnny there to hold the sleeping girl.
"Aaarrghh!" Johnny collapsed under the weight. Enrique just sniggered at him. "Maybe you'll need your ring finger to hold her up too!"
Johnny gave up and began to drag her instead. Surprisingly, this did not disturb the girl. "Oi! Some help here!"
Robert feigned surprise. "But, Johnny! How ever would a strong man like you need assistance?"
"Grrrrrrr..." Johnny snarled at the purple-haired prince and proceeded to drag her to a room.
A few minutes later, Johnny had thrown Chi on the bed and crossed his arms. "You take it from here, Oli."
"My NOSE runs faster than you. You were so slow it wasn't funny." Enrique commented.
"Hey Enrique, have you ever seen Picasso's work?" Johnny asked.
"Yeah... Why?" he asked warily.
"... Because I'm gonna rearrange your face like he did his paintings!" Johnny lunged at him and they began to pummel each other.
Oliver and Robert sighed. "Well, good luck with those two..." Oliver walked in the room and silently closed the door. He was surprised to see Chi sitting up on the bed.
"Hey Chi. Aren't you tired?" Oliver asked gently as he sat on the edge of the jumbo-sized bed.
"I'm scared..." She replied in a hoarse whisper.
"Oh? Of what?"
"Something under there..." She pointed under the bed. She then wrapped herself in the covers.
"Don't worry, there won't be any monsters. Here, I'll check."
Oliver crawled under the bed and saw a large pile of dirty socks. He looked disgusted and held his nose. "But there is Stinkzilla! By god it IS a monster!"
He sat on the bed again. "It's alright, Chi. The 'monster' isn't there. You can come out now.
"No." Came a muffled voice.
Oliver sighed and took off the covers. "Now, what should I do to make you take a trip to dream land?"
"Read me a story!"
"Huh? Oh I don't have any. But I can tell you one of Robert's family stories. They'll make you go to sleep, I'm sure, but you'll have a bad dream."
"I wanna good dream! Tell me a fairy tale!" Chi protested.
"Okay, okay. So, once upon a time..." He stopped and looked at Chi. She was sleeping. 'And I haven't even started!'
Oliver smiled and covered her with a blanket. "...There lived a sleeping cutie... G'night, Chi." He finished softly, and walked out the door.
(A/N: Awww! There isn't a sweet moment without Oliver around!)
He closed the door and saw Robert trying to hold Johnny back from strangling Enrique.
"Calm... Down, Jonathan!" Robert said but got a fist in his face.
"Aha! I'm free! Die Enrique! Take it back!" Johnny started choking the poor Italian.
"Johnny I- Was just... Joking!..... But now I'm... CHOKING!" Enrique sputtered as he tried to get Johnny off.
"Guys, stop it. Let's work this out like civilized men..." Oliver said nervously.
"Speak for yourself! Girly!" Johnny said still choking Enrique.
Oliver gasped. "I've never been so offended in my life! Well, I'm going in!" He rolled up his sleeves and joined the dust ball of a fight.
Robert regained consciousness and saw the sight before him. He stared.
"You, of all people. What would happen if someone saw you like this?"
"I'd kill them before they did!" Johnny growled as his hair was being pulled by Oliver and a bitten hand by Enrique.
"Savages!" Robert remarked.
::{The REAL Count Dracula's house}::
"Haaa. I am so bored. What do we do?" Lupinex said.
"You're ALWAYS bored, you mutt." Cenotaph said.
"Well what can we do?" Zomb asked.
"Quiet! Every time I hear you it gets annoying. Your voice sounds like a frog crawled in your throat and died in there!" Cenotaph said.
"All of you, settle down! Why don't we go see how the Majestics are doing. I'd love to see them suffer." Sanquinex suggested.
"You're right. They're probably going to die from that child anyway. I'd like to be there." Lupinex said.
::{Robert's castle that got confused with Count Dracula's}::
"Oh yeah!? Take this you scum!" Enrique took an apple pie and shoved it in Johnny's face.
"Grrrrr!" Johnny took the fudge and tried to throw it at him, but ended up on Oliver.
Robert sighed and sipped his tea calmly while the background scene was still reckless.
Suddenly, Chi walked in and yawned. "Uncle Robert? What are they doing?"
"Nothing you would understand."
"Can I have candy? I like candy." Chi said.
"No."
"Why?"
"Because."
"Why?"
"BECAUSE."
Why?"
"You are such a child!"
"But I am a child!" Chi protested.
It was then the doorbell rang. "Gustav!"
The butler that got cloned from Piddlesworth answered the door. "Sir... It's THEM again."
"Oh? Tell them we don't need extra king sized beds." Robert said lazily.
"No, it's those monsters..."
"Hey penguin in a suit! We prefer humanly challenged!!" a voice shouted.
"Dark Bladers?" Robert tilted his head to the side.
"Let us in! Or I'll huff and I'll puff and I'll huff and I'll puff and,"
"SHUT UP!"
"And blow your castle down!" Lupinex finished.
Robert sighed. "Fine. Let them in."
The Dark Bladers pushed Gustav aside and walked over to Robert. They looked at the other Majestics.
"Fighting over who has to feed the child, eh?" Sanquinex said with a smug look on his face.
"Actually, she has already been fed. They are only fighting because of some pointless insult done to Johnny by Enrique, then to Oliver from Johnny."
"Hmmm. So... You're not exhausted?" Sanquinex narrowed his eyes.
"Not in the slightest bit. MAJESTICS! STOP THAT THIS INSTANT!" Robert roared to his teammates. They all stopped in their tracks with black eyes and bloody noses.
"What?!" Johnny asked arrogantly as he cleaned himself up a bit.
"We have company."
"Not YOU again." Oliver rolled his eyes.
"I want candy! NOW!" Chi piped up again.
"No! You've eaten enough."
"I WANT IT NOW!!!" Chi started to whimper.
"Don't give me that." Robert looked at her.
Chi's eyes started to water up.
"Oh no, don't..."
She burst into tears right after that. Robert looked pleadingly at the Dark Bladers, who just stood there filing their nails. (A/N: O.oU)
"Huh? Oh, we're not taking her. We just wanted to see you suffer from this." Cenotaph said.
Chi continued to cry even more.
"Aaaarrrghh! Fine! We're giving her to the Bladebreakers!" Robert took out a box from out of nowhere and stuffed Chi in it. He duck taped it all over and stamped: NOT FRAGILE. DO NOT HANDLE WITH CARE.
He then asked Gustav to put the box on a ferry to ship it off to the Bladebreakers. The servant bowed and took the box.
"Finally! I will be rid of that child. I swear I will not have children OR grandchildren." Robert crossed his arms.
"So she's gone?" Johnny asked.
"Yes."
"Good. Well, then, what are YOU standing here for, you monsters? Go home! Better yet, go to Mars. I'll send you a shuttle. Don't forget to write."
Lupinex growled and glared at Johnny. "Say that one more time and your mouth might fall off from your sarcasm."
"Quiet dog breath."
"Guys, let's not fight. We've already done enough." Oliver said.
"Oh so YOU'VE done enough?? You barely did anything here!" Enrique shouted.
"Look who's talking!" Oliver shot back.
"QUIET YOU IMBECILES! ONE MORE WORD AND YOU WILL BE CUT DOWN TO SIZE FROM MY GUILLOTINES!" Robert yelled. Everybody else backed away.
*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
::{Low classed motel}::
"Guys, do have anymore food? I'm starved!" Tyson whined.
"Tyson, you just ate 48 plates of the gruel that you called food!" Kenny said.
"Hey, it's not my fault it tasted like oil. If it's food, it's food."
"Uh, maybe because it IS oil, Tyson?" Max said.
There was a knock on the door. *knock KNOCK!*
"Food service!!" Tyson leapt to his feet and opened the door. He stopped as he saw a large box in front of him.
"Oh? Maybe this is food." Tyson hauled in the surprise and brought it to the middle of the room.
"What is it?" Ray asked.
"Open it!"
The box shook once, then twice. The Bladebreakers gasped. "Wh-what's in there?!" Max exclaimed.
"It could be something really ugly... Like," Tyson said.
"You." Kai finished for him. He walked over to it, ripped it open and dumped the box over with his foot then returned to his corner and crossed his arms, leaning on the wall.
"Stop trying to act like mister 'I'm so cool nothing's good enough for me so I have to stand there like a tree.'" Tyson spat.
"Hn."
The Bladebreakers were surprised to see a little girl crawl out of the box.
"And who are you, little girl?" Ray asked as he bent down to look.
"Chi. Do you have candy?"
"No... I'm sorry, but Tyson ate it all. Where did you come from?"
"A BIG castle. Where's Uncle Robert?" Chi looked around.
"Oh! You mean the Majestics. I'll give them a call." Max stood up and dialed Robert's number. (A/N: not that he would know what # it is, but...)
"Hello? No, I'm not the delivery person from Kay's Jewelers... No, I'm not a lowlife looking for work either. Look, just let me speak to that greasy haired Robert guy..... WHAT?! You are Robert? Oh, ah, I meant the 'great Robert'. 'Greasy haired' is a, er, new expression of saying that. It's totally in."
From behind, Tyson sniggered.
"Um, we just got this package and-" the phone hung up.
"Guys? I guess he doesn't want it back." Max said.
Kenny huffed. "So what now?"
".......We baby-sit."
*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
Johnny: *bonks me on the head* What a pointless chapter! You made me look like a complete fool in it!
Well, do YOU wanna be back in it?
Johnny: Is shutting up.
Anyway, the Bladebreakers will have a heck of a time babysitting Chi! You just wait... Mwahahahaha!
Kai: Great.
That's right! And I'll bet you're all anticipating the Demolition Boys' chapter! Trust me, that'll be the best and funniest chapter of all... If I can find my muse. Oh MUSE!
Angel Bryan (O.o Didn't think there'd be one, did ya?): What.
Now, while trying to be nice to sweet old Ray, GIMME SOME IDEAS!
Angle Bryan: *sigh* Okay, I- *looks at audience* What are YOU looking at?! You should've brought your pink fluffy earmuffs! *whispers*
...Ah! Okay. Yeah. Uh-huh... YEAH! Um, er... Ahem. Sorry about that. See ya! The next chapter will be coming soon! Pinkie swear!
