Aaaw look Robert! Someone likes you! ^-^

Robert: Really?! Who?! Adopt me!

Shizoid Mouse... Yup yup! ^_^

Robert: Thank goodness. Well, I'm sure none of the others like this story, yes?

Mwahahaha! You're wrong Robert! I got lotsa reviews! ^_^ Thank you!! I thought everyone would flame me for this!

And I read your fanfic Sleepstar! It was so funny! I can imagine Kai as a girl... LOL. Mwaha!

Kai: Shut up.

Why should I... KIRA!

Kai: Why you- *beats me up in the background*

Angel Bryan: -_-U Now everyone will think we're all freaks... Um, since they're having this bloody massacre in the back, I'll take over for now. So you will bow down before me!! Ahahahahahaha!...... ANYWAY, Shizoid Mouse, Fusion Isle says you can have Robert-

Robert: THANK YOU!

Angel Bryan: -and Spencer and Ian the midget.

Ian: Hmph. I prefer 'undersized human'.

Angel Bryan: What makes YOU human? You've been brainwashed and you've become a cyborg!

Ian: Speak for yourself! I'm not the one who tried to trash the blader.

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::{Cheap motel}:: The Bladebreakers stared at Chi as if she were a wild animal (A/N: Well, technically, she is.)

She tilted her head to the side and stared innocently back.

"So... What now?" Ray asked his team.

"Little girl, do you still wear diapers?" Tyson asked as he bent down.

"Nope. But in a week my birthday is coming!" Chi grinned from ear to ear.

"My eyes." Kai said sarcastically as he shielded his eyes from her.

"Uh-Oh, runny nose." Chi held her nose and walked up to Kai while he still wasn't looking. She blew her nose on his scarf.

"Ahh! What the-" Kai looked down. "Grr... You little brat."

"But why is everybody calling me 'brat'? My name's Chi!" Chi protested.

You could see the sweatdrops forming out of the boys' heads.

"Um... Okay. So what do you want to do?" Max asked.

"Play with me!"

"Okay, what do you propose we should 'play'?" Kenny asked.

"I wanna play house. You can be the momma," She pointed at Kai.

"WHAT?! No."

Tyson grinned. "Come on Kai, it's just a little FUN!" He sniggered.

"And you can be the Papa!" She pointed at Tyson.

Tyson choked. "Huh?!"

"This just keeps getting better and better, doesn't it." Kai said scornfully.

"I want you to be my puppy!" She pointed at Ray.

"How about a cat? I'm better at being one." Ray said.

"Okay. Then you're my puppy!" Chi looked at Max.

"And you're my baby brother!" She pointed at Kenny.

"Okay, now we need made up names! Papa is Tyson, Mama is Kylie, the cat is Kenny, the baby is Ray, and the dog is... Er, Max! I heard it was a famous dog name."

The Bladebreakers stared at her in awe. "She got all of our names right on the first try! Except they're mixed up."

"Well, most of us anyway. Right, Kylie?" Ray looked sideways at Kai. He glared at Ray.

"My name is Robert!" Chi announced.

"Um, how about Roberta?" Max suggested.

"Okay. We practice first! Max, say 'woof'!"

The real Max, which his pretend name is also Max, said, "WOOF!"

"Kenny, say 'meow'!"

Ray whose name is now Kenny obliged. "Meow meow meow meow. Meow meow meow meow. Meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow!"

(A/N: If you look, you'll see it has the same syllables as the 'I like liver' song! ^_^U)

"Ray say 'Waaah!'"

"Waaah!" Kenny, er, Ray said. 'I can't believe I'm doing this.' He thought.

"Okay Mama! Say 'Does this dress make me look fat?' I heard it somewhere before. Mommies always say that."

"Grr..." Kai I mean Mama growled.

"No, I mean 'Does this dress make me look fat?'"

"GRR..."

"NO Mama! 'Does this dress make me look fat?!'"

"Come on Kai, I mean, meow! Just, meow, do, meow, it, meow! MEOW MEOW MEOW!" Kenny the cat said.

"Do I look fat in this dress." Kai muttered barely audible.

"What?"

"DO I LOOK FAT IN THIS DRESS!? There! I said it! Now shove off!" Kylie roared.

"Yup! You do! ^_^ And Papa you say, 'I'm the man of the house.' My real Papa says that all the time." Chi said.

"I like that line. Listen up! I AM THE MAN OF THE HOUSE!!" Tyson holds up his fist and punches it through the air.

"Good! Now we play!"

(A/N: Remember their roles, and remember their pretend names because I'm going to use them for the 'house' game.

Ray: Kenny; cat

Max: Max; dog

Kai: Kylie; Mama

Tyson: Tyson; Papa

Kenny: Ray; baby bro.

Okay? Okay.)

"Mama, can you read me a story?" Chi, the daughter asked.

"No." Kai- um Kylie said.

"Mama! I wanna hear a story. Or I'm gonna cry!" Chi's eyes began to well up.

"Kylie, do it. DEAR." Tyson said as he emphasized 'dear' just to piss Kylie off.

Kylie growled and sat on a chair. "Once upon a time there lived a puny vampire who tried to take over a team. The team lost all their dignity and became a family pack of six. The end."

Ray clapped his hands and gurgled. "Bwavo!"

Kenny purred silently and took a catnap on a rug. 'Yes! I barely have to do anything but be myself. I wonder if there are any mice around here...'

"Woof! Woof!" Max barked happily.

"Quiet you mutt! You bark whenever I say so!" Tyson said.

'Oh boy. I wonder how long this game will last.' Ray the baby started to whine.

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About nine hours later...

"Gosh I'm exhausted. Can we stop playing this?" Tyson slumped on the bed. It was 11:00 pm.

"More! More!" Chi cheered.

'Less! LESS!' Kenny the cat thought.

"This game's kinda fun." Max said.

"Yeah. For a mutt. All you had to say was woof and drool on everything like you normally do." Kylie said.

"That's enough. It's WAY past your bedtime, Chi. Now let's all get some rest." Ray, well, now normal Kenny suddenly stood up.

"Yeah!" The Bladebreakers agreed but Chi wasn't tired the least bit.

"I don't wanna!"

"Go to sleep, or someday I'll find your teddy bear and chop its head off!" Kai shouted.

"But my teddy bear's head IS already chopped off." Chi said.

"Whatever. Look, just go to sleep or we won't play with you anymore. More precisely I won't." Kai muttered and slept on the couch.

But Chi wanted to play more. So she got up and went to the bathroom to see what she could find to do.

"Oooh! Toilet paper! I could play dress up and look like that guy that follows Uncle Sanquinex around." The little vampire unraveled all the toilet paper and draped it around herself, looking more like white lump than a mummy.

She then waddled over to the sink and found some toothpaste. "Frosting!" She squealed in delight as she squirted out all the toothpaste in the sink forming a 'cake' with little rosettes on it. She figured she couldn't eat it so she just sighed and washed it down the sink. Problem was, it clogged the pipe.

Next she wanted to play 'witches and potions' so she gathered up every liquid she could find including shampoo, hairspray, conditioner, liquid soap, water, perfume, etc.. She put it all in the toilet and flushed it so it would be mixed. Being as clueless as she is, she looked in the toilet seeing none of her 'potion'.

"Oh well." Chi sighed as she continued to find something else to play with in the small lavatory.

The toilet was also clogged from all that stuff. Chi found a brush full of the Bladebreakers' hair and tugged them all out, each containing a different color.

"These are used to make voodoo dolls!..... What's a voodoo?" But Chi still understood the doll part, so she looked for one all over the place. At last she found a ragged old one found under Kai's head that was used for a pillow.

She grinned and used the glue she had found in a drawer to put the hair on the bald child's toy.

"There! It looks just like them!" she smiled.

(A/N: No, seriously, try to imagine their faces merged into one with all of their hair colors. No wouldn't that be weird?! O.o)

Chi felt slightly drowsy so she slept on a bed near a snoring Tyson and hugged the doll she made really, really, REALLY tight.

Unknown to her, the Bladebreakers felt like they were suffocating.

"What's... Happening?!" Ray asked hoarsely.

"Gah! I can't breathe!" Max clutched his throat.

Every Bladebreaker was gagging but Chi, who was sound asleep, took no notice. She was dreaming of Kai in a pink bunny suit hopping around idiotically and she giggled, loosening her death grip on the voodoo doll.

The Bladebreakers finally relaxed and went back to sleep with nightmares.

::{Tyson's dream}::

"Wow, a gigantic hamburger!!" He walked up to the hamburger which was the size of whale and began to open his mouth to eat it.

"Play with me..."

"Huh?" Tyson looked up. "Dude, this is weird, did that hunk of cow just talk to me?! Weird..." He resumed to opening his mouth but stopped when the voice spoke again.

"Play with me!"

"Um, how about I eat you instead?" Tyson asked uncertainly.

"Play with me!!" The person who was talking jumped out of the burger and held a fork and knife. It was Chi.

"Wha-? Chi what are you doing here?" Tyson asked bewildered.

"Let's play 'kitchen'. I'll cook and eat today's specialty!"

"And what's that?"

Chi suddenly had a dark look on her face. "YOU!" she cackled evilly and began chasing Tyson around with a fork and knife at hand.

"Aaaaaaahh! Rabid little girl! Heeeellllppp!!!"

::{End dream}::

Out of dreamworld, Tyson was screaming for real, but the others were too busy with their own nightmares to help...

::{Ray's dream}::

"Ah what a wonderful day." Ray said as he took in the fresh scent of the silent hills. "Hm?" He looked across to see a girl prancing in the flower meadows happily and picking flowers.

"Mariah?" He walked closer to see it really was Mariah!

She turned to see him and grinned. "Oh Ray! It's so nice to see you!"

Ray blushed a deep crimson color and walked closer. "Hi... Um, so, where are your teammates?"

Mariah looked confused. "I don't have any." Then she 'unzipped' herself to reveal she really wasn't Mariah... But Chi in a costume!

"Hiya!" she said cheerfully.

"Aaah! Chi, what are you doing here?!" Ray asked angrily.

"Oh nothing. Invading your dream."

"Huh?"

With a snap of her fingers they were no longer on a peaceful scenery but in a deadly bowl of magma! They were in a volcano!

Ray yelped as he almost lost his balance. He was standing on a rock that was only big enough for one foot.

"What are you doing?!" Ray asked.

"I wanna play with you!" Chi giggled, then turned evil. "So let's play cook! Today's specialty, RAY! Just boil him, and it will be all set! Ahahahahaha!!" She pushed him in the magma.

"Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahh!!! Get me out of heeeerrrree!" Ray said as he was drowning in the magma.

"Uh oh, looks like I have a fly in my soup!" Chi took out a baseball bat from out of nowhere and flung poor Ray into God knows where.

"Home run! I win! And that's strike three for you Ray! Yoooouuuuu'rree OUT!" Chi continued to laugh evilly.

::{End dream}::

Ray was sweating hard and screamed but the others were also caught up in their dreams.

::{Max's dream}::

"Yeah a party!" Max walked around some kind of fiesta admiring the bright and colorful decorations.

"Hey, you wanna try out the piñata?" some random kid asked.

"Okay!" Max happily obliged.

They blindfolded him and spun him around three times. Max felt around for the piñata and touched something solid. He hit it, hard.

"Ouch!!" A voice said.

"Oops!" Max lifted his blindfold and saw someone rubbing their head.

"Hehe. Sorry about that." Max said sheepishly.

He tried again, and this time he hit it right. But instead of candy gushing out, Chi burst out of it.

(A/N: Oh gee isn't that a surprise. Everything's just sooo obvious here.)

"Huh? What are you doing here?" Max asked.

"I wanna have some fun too!" Chi walked over to a game. "I know what we can play!"

"What?" Max was curious and walked over to her. "PIN THE TAIL ON MAX!" She got that evil look again. Chi was holding a gigantic tack with a donkey's tail on it.

"Chuckie wanna play?!" she began chasing him.

(A/N: For those who've seen the movie, the phrase is pretty obvious.)

"Ahahahahahahahahahaha!" Chi ran all over the place trying to stab Max's behind.

"Noo! Not me! The game is that way!..... Look! Dumbo!" Max pointed at the sky.

"Huh?" the little girl followed his finger and saw nothing. She turned to see him running further.

"Naughty little Max!" She began to tail behind him.

"Hey! Aren't you supposed to have your eyes closed playing that game?" Max asked while still running.

"Oh yeah!" Chi blindfolded herself and began to run every which way.

"MARCO!"

"POLO'S NOT HERE! PLEASE LEAVE A MESSAGE!" Max yelled as he was still running away.

::{End dream}::

Ah. Poor Tyson. Poor Ray. POOR MAX! But it just keeps getting worse and worse.

::{Kenny's dream}::

"Oh wow! Look Dizzi! Tons of computers just waiting to be analyzed!" Kenny said as he walked down a loooong hall of technology and computers.

"Hmmph. Guess you don't need me around. You never listen to my ideas anyway!" Dizzi retorted.

"What was that?"

"I give up!"

Kenny ignored his laptop and nearly dropped it when he saw a gigantic computer screen that was bigger than Tyson's stomach! Now that's big.

He ran over to it and his hands trembled. You could see tons of buttons just sparkling and gleaming and waiting to be touched. Yup. Every computer- crazed freak's dream.

"If I can just..." Kenny's fingertips edged closer to the keyboard. He finally touched it and began to type rapidly.

The screen showed a picture of every cheat code imaginable.

"Aha! I've done it! Every single cheat at my disposal! I no longer have to look at those worthless ones anymore, I have it all now!" Kenny laughed maniacally.

(A/N: So THAT'S what he's been doing while we weren't looking... No wonder why the Bladebreakers won everything when they were totally outmatched! And I thought it was just dumb luck! Kenny, we caught you red-handed!)

Suddenly, Chi's face appeared on the screen. Kenny jumped. "Wh- what are you doing here?"

Chi shook her head in disapproval. "Cheating is a no-no. And for being so bad, you need a time out!"

*BBBTTTZZZZ!*

"Ouch!" Kenny cried as one of the computers electrified him.

*ZAP*

"OW!"

*ZAP*

"OOWWW!"

*ZAP!*

"EEEK!"

*ZAP!!*

"OH!"

*ZAP!!!*

"MY PANTS!"

*ZAP! ZAP! ZAAAPPP!!!!!!!*

"AAAARRRRGGGHH!" Kenny got fried as powerful surges of electricity coursed through his body.

"I don't think that's enough punishment..." Chi giggled evilly.

A huge bolt of thunder came crashing down on Kenny.

"Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhh! Some-"

*ZAP*

"Body-"

*ZAP*

"Help! AAAAHH!!"

*ZAP! ZAP! ZAP ZAP ZAP!* (A/N: ^_^U)

"Want more?!" Chi asked sweetly. Her voice was dripping with venom.

"Nooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!"

*BBBTTTZZZZ!*

::{End dream}::

When will this horror end? It's not over yet. This is what will happen to poor, innocent, sweet little... No! I mean tough, ruthless, Mr. I'm So Cool: KAI!

::{Kai's dream}::

"Aahahahaha! I now have all the bitbeasts in the world! Bow down to my superior power!" Kai held up Black Dranzer in his hands. Don't ask how he got it... Well okay he stole it from Boris while he was still taking a bubble bath... Gah! BAD image!

He smirked as he held the powerful blade in his palm.

"Feels like putting on an old shoe... Familiar, yet comfortable... And it stinks too! I never thought I'd find it in Boris's socks!" Kai held his nose at the smell.

Alexander popped out of nowhere and glared at Kai. "I challenge you to a beybattle!"

Kai looked at him. "Ah perfect. I need to give Black Dranzer a workout anyway. Bring it on, kid!"

And then, D.J. Jazzman was there. This dream is just something out of the blue, ain't it?

"Alright! Three, two, one, let it rip!"

Kai bent his knees a little, but his pants ripped. "GAH!"

Jazzman just blinked. "When I say 'let it rip', I didn't mean REALLY let it rip!"

"Grrr..." Kai resumed ripping the cord and out his beyblade went.

Alexander swung his gigantic launcher... Thing... And the battle ensued.

"Let's make this quick. I've got a latte waiting to be sipped." Kai called out his bitbeast Black Dranzer. But... The problem was, it wasn't there. Chi came out of the blade!

"What?!" Kai looked at her.

"Hmph! Go away!" She blew the blade and Alexander to some far off land.

::{Where Alexander is}::

"Aaaaaah-oof!" He looked around. "Huh? Where am I?"

"...I love you, you love me. We're a happy family!" A big purple dinosaur made its way to Alexander.

"What? Oh BARNEY! I've just been dying to see you! Can I have your autograph?" he took out a pen and paper.

"Sure!" Barney wrote his name down with TONS of hearts surrounding it. "Now let's sing along! I love you..."

(A/N: O.oU)

::{Back to Kai's dream}::

"Eh. Oh well. At least I defeated another opponent." Kai sneered as he began to walk away.

"Wait! I wanna play!" Chi whined.

"Go away." Kai said, not looking back. Chi got angered and turned into her super evil side again.

"You're not going anywhere!" Her voice boomed as she grew twice the size of Godzilla and stopped Kai in his tracks.

"Feel my wrath! Wahahahahaha!" With a snap of her fingers, a gazillion furballs came falling from the sky.

"Aaah! Spare me!" Kai pleaded as he was being bombarded by cute little fuzzles.

"Play with me!" Chi began to collect all the furballs and dropped them on top of Kai's head.

"Aaaaauuuh!" He groaned.

"Hahahaha! Let's play some more!" She shrunk to her normal size and the fuzzie wuzzies were gone.

"Phew..." Kai sighed.

Then he looked down to see he was in a pink, frilly dress! He screamed like a girl.

"You look so pretty Kylie! Look!" Chi held up a mirror in front of him and he screamed even more.

Kai wore bright red lipstick that smeared on the sides, purple eye shadow that was heavily overdone and blush that covered almost every part of his face and even faded out his blue markings.

Chi grinned her evil grin and snapped her fingers again. A table with a tea set and tiny chairs with teddy bears and deformed dolls seated on them.

"Noooo! Please! I beg you!" Kai pleaded.

A few minutes later...

"More tea, Kylie?" Chi asked.

"*hiccup* No..." Kai began to tear up from the torture.

"Aw don't cry! You'll ruin your mascara!" Chi said as she took out a hanky and wiped it away.

"Save me... AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH H!!!!"

::{End dream}::

It was Kai who screamed the loudest and woke everybody up.

Everyone was sweating from their nightmares, well except Chi who just stood there and blinked.

They all looked at her with horrified faces.

"That is it!" Kai took out the box that came with the girl and kicked her in it then duck taped it a thousand times and stamped 'NOT FRAGILE. KILL WHENEVER DESIRED.' all over it. He put a tag 'To: Demolition Boys, From: You'd better worry more about what's inside than who it's from'.

He slid it down the mail shoot and panted out of breath from fear.

Max picked up the doll that got left behind. He shrugged and threw it in the trash.

"Eeew Max! You smell like garbage!" Tyson held his nose.

"I do?" He smelled his underarms. "Gross! Yeah I do! I think I'll take a shower."

"First, I'll go wash up to feel more refreshed." Ray said. He went in the bathroom and used the toilet, then looked around for toilet paper.

"Strange. I could've sworn it was full a day ago." But then he used an extra set.

After that he flushed it. Big mistake. While Ray wasn't looking, the toilet overflowed.

He washed his hands and headed back out... Forgetting to turn off the sink.

Max, who still sniffed himself wondering why he was smelling so bad for an hour, finally realized it was his turn.

Max walked over to the bathroom door and opened it. Suddenly, water flooded out and towered over him!

Max sputtered. "RAY!!!"

Ray looked up from the television. "Huh?..... Oh, what the blade...?"

Max was soaked from head to toe. He growled thinking Ray pulled a prank on him. With a mighty roar, he leapt at the unsuspecting Ray.

"Aaaaaaah! Max, what?!"

"That is NOT nice!" Max continued to gag the former white tiger.

Tyson looked at Kenny. "Should we go help?"

"Nah." Kai interrupted enjoying the scene.

"When's the last time you saw Maxie doing that?"

Tyson thought for a moment. "Uh... Never."

"Then don't argue. Take a picture. It'll last longer." Kai smirked.

::{The creepy abbey}::

*Ding Dong!*

Tala stopped what he was doing and answered it. He saw a gigantic box in front of him. With great effort, he hauled it in. He saw the tag.

"For me?! Oh, but it's not even my birthday yet..." He began to rip up the duck tape, oblivious to all the stamps.

Slowly, he opened it to see what was inside...

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Oh no! Look out Tala! Teehee. Are you happy? I updated fast and it is a really long chapter! I hope you liked it.

Tala: I doubt they will. What's in that box anyway?

I ain't telling. You know in the next chappie!

Tala: *scoffs* No matter. My adoring fans will tell me anyway. Right, boys and girls? *winks*

Puh-lease. Don't tell him! Or you won't see the next chapter until next year! ^_^

Ian: Like they're not gonna tell. They are SLAVES when it comes to us.

_ Come on people, you're not that stupid. Don't you tell them a thing!

Tala: Oh come on. You know you wanna. *wink wink nudge nudge*

Quiet! People of the Earth and everyone else, you must resist the urge!\

Bryan: Okay how about I put it this way. YOU DON'T TELL US, YOU DIE!

Angel Bryan: *pushes him over* Shut up!

Ian: Hmm. Looks like we're gonna need a little more convincing. *brings in Johnny, Oliver, Kai, Ray, and any other guys fans like*

Fan girls: *squeals*

Ian: NOW?!

Fan girls: *nods nods*

*takes out a giant mallet and hits Ian over the head*

Fan girls: (

There! Now if you tell I'm going to put Kai, Ray, Tala and Johnny below one of Robert's guillotines if ya don't keep quiet!

Ray: You wouldn't!

I would. Please review! Thank you so much! ^____^

Johnny: Don't review! *whispers*

*glares*

Johnny: I- I mean, REVIEW OR YOU'LL BE SCORCHED BY SALAMULYON'S FLAMES!

A little less demanding, but please. ^_^U