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Tala: Hmph. You still won't tell me what's in the box.
Cool your circuits. You're going to find out in this chapter.
Tala: Well then, cut to the chase.
Ian: Yeah, I've been dying to see what the surprise is!
Tala: Shut up midget! You're taking more time by just talking.
ANYWAY, Shizoid Mouse, I'd just love to go to your wedding! ^-^
Robert: O.o Maybe I shouldn't have been adopted after all.
Quiet Robert! You're lucky to have such a nice person have you! Unlike others who despise you, I'd say you're VERY lucky. Who knows? I could've put you on the streets!
Robert: -_- I'd rather stay there than with you.
Tala, you've got wonderful fans... *coughJustMimicough*
Tala: Really? Where?
You're blind! Everyone's all over you! And I'm just going to stand back here and let you be run over. Ahem. Speaking of Tala, let's get back to him and the box.
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Slowly, he opened it to see what was inside...
Chi popped up and gave him the famous sweet smile. "Hiya! I'm Chi! What's your name?"
"I'm- I- I- I..." Tala stuttered at his surprise.
"Huh? Is that really your name?" Chi asked.
Tala finally shook it off and glared at her. "What are you doing in the Abbey?"
"Oh hi What Are You Doing In The Abbey! It's nice to meet you!"
Tala rolled his eyes and looked at her. "I'm asking; what are you doing in the Abbey?"
"I don't know. These people I didn't know put me in a box and sent me here."
"Great. Now I have to take care of this whiney brat. And Boris is out to shop for clothes..."
"My name isn't Brat though. People always make silly mistakes. I'm CHI! C-h- i. Chi. See! I know how to spell my name! I'm going to go to kindergarten in six-" She held up her six little fingers for Tala to see. "Six days. 1-2- 3-4-5-6! See! I can count, too!"
Tala had his hands on his hips and he cocked an eyebrow.
(A/N: Typical Tala reaction.)
"*sigh* Well, since I don't know how to take care of a kid, I'll just give her to the others. Follow me, er, Chi." He walked further into the abbey while Chi skipped along chanting 'follow the leader'.
Tala finally spotted Spencer, Ian, and Bryan. They looked at him, then the girl, then continued to mindlessly rip the cords and beyblade.
"HEY! If you haven't noticed, I've got this little runt here. I don't know how to take care of her, so you guys do it." Tala was about to walk out, when Spencer grabbed him by the collar.
"You can't just drop the kid here like a bomb! What makes you think WE can take care of her?"
Tala sweatdropped. "Um, well..."
"I wanna go to the bathroom again! I can't hold it this time!" Chi interrupted.
D. Boys: O.o;;
"We don't have a bathroom in this Abbey! Cyborgs don't need to get rid of waste!" Ian gawked.
"But I really have to go..." Chi started to fidget with her dress like she did in Robert's castle.
"You idiot! You're the one who dragged her in here! You take care of her!" Bryan frantically yelled as he watched Chi jumping up and down and turning blue in the face.
"What?! Oh no what do I do...?" Tala started pacing around the room and biting his nails.
"What Are You Doing In The Abbey! I need to go NOW. I don't like this." Chi whined.
"Look, first of all, my name isn't 'What Are You Doing In The Abbey', I'm TALA, and second of all, we don't have a bathroom. Okay? So, just, go home or something." Tala yelled.
"I've been pushed out of houses so many times I don't know which one I live in anymore... Tala, I, I..."
Spencer looked in shock. "If she keeps it in much longer she'll explode!"
D. Boys: "That's the point, stupid!!!"
"Aw for crying out loud!" Ian amazingly picked Chi up with no effort at all. (Perhaps we have underestimated him? It took all four Majestics to carry her!) He carried her to the beydish and dropped her there.
Chi nervously looked at the Demolition Boys. They had huge sweatdrops forming behind their heads.
"Well, just go! We won't look. WON'T WE, BOYS?!" Bryan kneed each guy in the gut.
"Ugh Bryan! This isn't a beybattle so you can't attack the blader!" Tala said as he held his abdomen.
"You're right. I'm not attacking a blader. I'm attacking a complete fool who started this in the first place!" Bryan snapped.
"I don't see you helping!" Ian said.
"What did you do? Just plop the girl in the dish. Oh yeah, great idea, so then when we beyblade we'd smell like human waste." Spencer said sarcastically.
"At least I did SOMETHING! Look at you, bunch of wimps! You're so dumb it's like you're not even human!' Ian shouted.
D. Boys: .................. "We AREN'T human!"
"Well, SO?!"
"You are a tiny cyborg that has an even smaller brain in your pathetic body!" Spencer growled.
"At least I'm not some big oaf who doesn't HAVE a brain like Bryan who is a mindless zombie!"
"Speak for yourself! You're just as mindless as everyone else!"
"SHUT UP, ALL OF YOU!!!" Tala broke the argument. He huffed and poked each of his team members in the chest constantly. "Look at you, you children! You're just as loud and squeaky as my rubber duckie!"
"A rubber duckie?" they all inquired.
Tala looked around nervously. "Uh, um, never mind that!"
"Hey, where's that weird kid?" Ian looked at the beydish and nearly vomited on Bryan's shoes.
"Ugh, oh, Boris is not going to like this..." Spencer shielded his eyes from the horrible sight.
"Hn. Oh well. So the girl is gone, that's good." Tala breathed a sigh of relief. They suddenly heard a loud crash.
"What now?!" Bryan snarled viciously and headed in the direction of the sound.
He gasped as he saw what was there. Chi miraculously broke the glass containing the live bit beasts.
"Run away! You're free now! Go go go!" She started shooing them, but the animals just lay flat on the ground as dead as doornails.
The rest of the Demolition Boys walked in and gaped in surprise. Tala just slapped his forehead. "How are we going to explain THIS?"
"We?! Correction. YOU! You started it. I've been trying to tell you that ever since you brought this mess into our happy lives." Spencer threw his hands in the air.
"You never had a happy life. What now?" Ian asked.
"Well? What does it look like? We put the animals back where they were and patch up the glass! Boris will never notice." Bryan said.
"Then what about the other animal?" Tala said. They didn't have to ask which animal that was.
"We'll do rock paper scissors to see who will take care of her and anything." Ian suggested. The Demolition Boys agreed and held out there hands.
"Rock, paper, scissors!"
All the boys but Bryan got scissors, and he had paper. "WHAT?! Ah, just my luck! I'll get you, my uglies, and your little dog too!" Bryan shook his fist.
"Not a chance. You're not taking my Wolborg." Tala protected his beyblade in his pocket.
Bryan kept muttering and walked out of the room. "Uh, Bryan, you seem to be missing something." Ian pointed at Chi, who was still trying to shoo the bit beasts away.
Bryan came back with a leash in his hands. He walked over to the little girl and looped the leash over her head.
"Ooooh... Am I gonna be a doggie now?" Chi asked.
"Yes. Now come on you little wiener." Bryan tugged the leash and Chi happily obliged. While dropping to her feet, she drooled on Bryan's feet.
"Ugh, stop that!"
"But doggies do that all the time." Chi said innocently.
"Come on! I'm going to go see what's in this Abbey to keep you amused." With that the grumpy Demolition Boy trudged out of the room with the hydrant seeking 'dog'.
"Okay, at least we got the better deal." Spencer said hopefully.
"I wouldn't be so sure..." Tala said as he started to haul some of the animals back to their places. Spencer shrugged and helped while Ian lifted seven of them by the legs and threw them over his shoulder.
D. Boys: O.o
::{Back with Bryan and his... Dog...}::
"Now what do you want to do?" Bryan crouched down to the eye level of Chi.
"Woof!"
He sighed exasperatedly. "I SAID, what do you want to do?"
"Arf!"
"Stupid baby! You're not a dog! You're an annoying kid."
"Grrrr..."
Without warning Chi latched her jaws on Bryan's arm. "Ouch! Get off!" He waved his arm in the air with Chi flying along with it, not letting go.
He finally gave up and sighed, with the hyperactive 'child?' gnawing on his arm.
'This is going to be a LONG day.' Bryan thought.
::{Back to the other Demolition Boys}::
Tala stepped back to admire his work. The tube was fixed with glue oozing out of it. "It's not the best, but it'll have to do."
Spencer looked at it. "I find a cube much more appealing than a cylinder." He pointed to his fixed 'tube' that really wasn't a tube... It was a glass box with glue also sticking out of it holding an animal inside.
"No, pyramids are better." Ian looked at his three pyramids holding animals inside them. It was perfectly glued together and wasn't messy like Tala's or Spencer's.
"Who would've thought that shorty did more than us?" Spencer stared.
"That's five down, 47 more to go..." Tala noted.
::{Back with Bryan and his... Dog...}::
*sigh* Bryan put his cheek in his palm as he stared into complete nothingness while the little vampire was still chewing his arm.
"You know, it would've been better if we built a fire hydrant here to keep her distracted."
Chi finally spit Bryan's arm out and grinned, showing razor sharp, white teeth.
"Had a good meal? Good. THAT'LL BE YOUR LAST!" Bryan started spanking her in the rear.
"I don't know if your parents did this to you, but you sure as well deserve it!!"
Chi just stayed still for a minute then began to cry. She had never been punished before.
"Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!! I want my mommy! Stranger! Stranger! STRANGER!!! Aaaaaaaaahhh!!"
Bryan stopped and held his ears and squinting his eyes. "Then go to your mother! I don't wanna hear your stupid whining! Go away!"
Chi stopped crying almost instantly. She waddled over Bryan and gave him a crushing hug.
"Barney always said that forgiving people is always the right thing to do, so I'm doing something right! I forgive you." Chi hugged Bryan even tighter. (A/N: If it was a human he/she would've been dead by then)
The poor cyborg was suffocating. "Okay, okay! Let... Go... Now..." He struggled from her grip, but no avail. He sighed. "I will kill that purple dinosaur."
::{ Back to the other Demolition Boys}::
The Demolition Boys finally finished and clapped their hands together in approval. Nothing bad was going to happen to them. Right?
Just then Boris walked in the room. "Ah, perfect timing, Boris, sir! We took good care of the Abbey just as you were gone shopping!" Tala said a bit nervously.
"Hmmm..."Boris surveyed the area looking at the glass tubes, cubes, and pyramids. Blobs of glue dripped from Tala's and Spencer's creations.
He looked at the beydish with suspicion.
Spencer sweated nervously. 'I knew we should've cleaned that up...'
Still, Boris kept on walking until he stopped dead in his tracks. ".......Tala...Spencer....Ian...."
"Y-Yes sir?" Tala gulped.
"YOU IDIOTS! YOU KILLED BARBIE!" Boris picked up the headless doll and cradled it. It looked smashed.
"HOW COULD YOU?!"
Ian face faulted. "Is that all?"
Boris turned to him and tried to pick him up by the shirt, but couldn't. "Lighten up on the snacks! Anyway, what do you mean, 'Is that all?'?!?! You, you murdered the only girl who loved me!"
"I'm SURE that's the only one..." Spencer murmured.
"All of you! Do my chores for an entire month! You hear me?!"
"But sir-" Tala was interrupted.
"Don't 'sir' me! It's MASTER now. Hurry up! I still need to go to the hair salon!" Boris commanded.
D. Boys: -_-U "Yes, sir. Where shall we start?"
Boris took out a giant mallet from out of nowhere and smacked it on their heads.
"Ow! What was that for?!" Tala rubbed his head.
Boris smacked him again. "It's MASTER."
"Fine! Where shall we start, MASTER?" Spencer crossed his arms.
"You'll start, by cleaning up the beydish... With cheap napkins! Mwahahahahaha!!"
D. Boys: "But Boris!"
He smacked them each on the head again.
D. Boys: x_x "Yes, master..."
::{Back to Bryan}::
Poor Bryan had to play with Chi and her baby games for an hour. He sighed as he sipped imaginary tea.
"More tea, Brianna?" Chi happily dressed Bryan up in the most ridiculous clothes.
Bryan pounded his head on the wooden table various times until he was close to amnesia.
"If you poison it I would. What better way to get away from this..." he said while his head was still stuck on the table.
Chi gasped. "I think somebody else is here! Maybe he'll play with me!" Chi rushed outside to greet the new person.
Bryan breathed a sigh of relief. "Yeah! I'm free!" Bryan followed Chi into the room.
Tala looked up from cleaning. He made a weird look at Bryan. "How may I help you, er, ma'am?"
Bryan glared at Tala and turned to see Boris laughing his head off. "Welcome back sir."
Boris looked in his direction and took out the almighty mallet. He whacked him hard. Now Bryan REALLY had amnesia.
"Huh? Who am I? Am I Santa Claus?" Bryan swerved dizzily and giggled like a complete idiot.
"No, you're the tooth fairy." Spencer said sarcastically.
"Oh..." Bryan hiccupped.
"Who is this child?" Boris looked at Chi.
She screamed. "The Boogey Man! Go back under my bed! I won't look!" she ran over to Tala and clutched his leg.
Ian smirked. "You're right. He is scary."
Boris whacked him over the head. "I'll be even scarier if you don't address me as master!"
"Whatever..." Ian grumbled.
Boris whacked him in the head three more times.
Ian growled. "That is it old man! I'm tired of your stupid mallet and your stupid face, your stupid hair and your stupid goggles. I've had it!!" he swiped the mallet from Boris and with a mighty swing, he sent him flying off to Mars, where he belonged.
(A/N: 'Bout time someone did that! Ugh, Boris you sick old man! Hurting the Demolition Boys? How uncouth.)
"Fore!" Ian said smiling.
Spencer whistled. "You think he made it to the moon?"
"Nah. Even farther."
Bryan was attempting to pull out Tala's teeth at the moment.
"What are you doing?!" Tala tried to pull Bryan off, but no such luck.
"I am the tooth fairy! Gimme your teeth so you will be rich! GIMME!!" Bryan tried desperately to yank Tala's teeth out by using pliers.
"Ah! No! My beautiful white teeth! I brushed and flossed them just this morning!"
Spencer just shook his head. "You can do that here but do NOT embarrass us in public."
Tala finally broke free of Bryan's grip and panted. "That is the last straw!" he looked at Chi. "YOU! I can't stand anymore of you either!"
He took out the package box and pushed Chi inside it. He duck taped it ten times more than Kai did and stamped 'RETURN TO SENDER'. He puffed and looked at Ian expectantly.
"My pleasure." Ian grinned. He raised the mallet as high as it would go and swung. "FORE!" Spencer looked at Ian. "This ISN'T golf you know." Ian only shrugged but stepped to the side as Bryan threw his body to the duo in attempt to yank out their teeth.
"I have the power! I am the TOOTH FAIRY! Ahahahahahahahahahaha!!!"
Tala sighed. "This is not going to be pretty."
::{Somewhere over the rainbow...}::
Oliver hummed happily as he was watering his beautiful flowers with his beautiful self, in his beautiful garden in his beautiful home.
He looked up to find a dark object soaring above him.
"What is that? A UFO?" He gasped as it was going to land on his head. "INCOMING!!!!"
DUN DUN DUN!
To be continued.......................
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Aha! This is where 'Babysit' truly ends! But the 'to be continued' ain't for nothin'. Should I write the sequel? Will Oliver be crushed by this mysterious object hovering above his head? Will I get a better brain? Don't answer that last question.
Anyway, again, I'm sorry I took so long to update. Hope you forgive! And I was VERY surprised that a lot of you liked my OC! I don't like OCs myself very much.
Angel Bryan: No, they only dislike Mary Sues.
Ah yes. Kill them all! They're so perfect and lovey-dovey... Just torture for the beybladers. Meet a pretty girl and fall immediately in love... Typical OC story unless it's about a boy.
Anyway, Hope to hear feedback from you. I'm still deciding if I should make the sequel or not. Want me to? It'll be hectic!
Until next time and thank you all for reading and reviewing this fanfic! THE END FOR NOW!!!!!!!!!!!! *takes a bow*
Tala: Hmph. You still won't tell me what's in the box.
Cool your circuits. You're going to find out in this chapter.
Tala: Well then, cut to the chase.
Ian: Yeah, I've been dying to see what the surprise is!
Tala: Shut up midget! You're taking more time by just talking.
ANYWAY, Shizoid Mouse, I'd just love to go to your wedding! ^-^
Robert: O.o Maybe I shouldn't have been adopted after all.
Quiet Robert! You're lucky to have such a nice person have you! Unlike others who despise you, I'd say you're VERY lucky. Who knows? I could've put you on the streets!
Robert: -_- I'd rather stay there than with you.
Tala, you've got wonderful fans... *coughJustMimicough*
Tala: Really? Where?
You're blind! Everyone's all over you! And I'm just going to stand back here and let you be run over. Ahem. Speaking of Tala, let's get back to him and the box.
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Slowly, he opened it to see what was inside...
Chi popped up and gave him the famous sweet smile. "Hiya! I'm Chi! What's your name?"
"I'm- I- I- I..." Tala stuttered at his surprise.
"Huh? Is that really your name?" Chi asked.
Tala finally shook it off and glared at her. "What are you doing in the Abbey?"
"Oh hi What Are You Doing In The Abbey! It's nice to meet you!"
Tala rolled his eyes and looked at her. "I'm asking; what are you doing in the Abbey?"
"I don't know. These people I didn't know put me in a box and sent me here."
"Great. Now I have to take care of this whiney brat. And Boris is out to shop for clothes..."
"My name isn't Brat though. People always make silly mistakes. I'm CHI! C-h- i. Chi. See! I know how to spell my name! I'm going to go to kindergarten in six-" She held up her six little fingers for Tala to see. "Six days. 1-2- 3-4-5-6! See! I can count, too!"
Tala had his hands on his hips and he cocked an eyebrow.
(A/N: Typical Tala reaction.)
"*sigh* Well, since I don't know how to take care of a kid, I'll just give her to the others. Follow me, er, Chi." He walked further into the abbey while Chi skipped along chanting 'follow the leader'.
Tala finally spotted Spencer, Ian, and Bryan. They looked at him, then the girl, then continued to mindlessly rip the cords and beyblade.
"HEY! If you haven't noticed, I've got this little runt here. I don't know how to take care of her, so you guys do it." Tala was about to walk out, when Spencer grabbed him by the collar.
"You can't just drop the kid here like a bomb! What makes you think WE can take care of her?"
Tala sweatdropped. "Um, well..."
"I wanna go to the bathroom again! I can't hold it this time!" Chi interrupted.
D. Boys: O.o;;
"We don't have a bathroom in this Abbey! Cyborgs don't need to get rid of waste!" Ian gawked.
"But I really have to go..." Chi started to fidget with her dress like she did in Robert's castle.
"You idiot! You're the one who dragged her in here! You take care of her!" Bryan frantically yelled as he watched Chi jumping up and down and turning blue in the face.
"What?! Oh no what do I do...?" Tala started pacing around the room and biting his nails.
"What Are You Doing In The Abbey! I need to go NOW. I don't like this." Chi whined.
"Look, first of all, my name isn't 'What Are You Doing In The Abbey', I'm TALA, and second of all, we don't have a bathroom. Okay? So, just, go home or something." Tala yelled.
"I've been pushed out of houses so many times I don't know which one I live in anymore... Tala, I, I..."
Spencer looked in shock. "If she keeps it in much longer she'll explode!"
D. Boys: "That's the point, stupid!!!"
"Aw for crying out loud!" Ian amazingly picked Chi up with no effort at all. (Perhaps we have underestimated him? It took all four Majestics to carry her!) He carried her to the beydish and dropped her there.
Chi nervously looked at the Demolition Boys. They had huge sweatdrops forming behind their heads.
"Well, just go! We won't look. WON'T WE, BOYS?!" Bryan kneed each guy in the gut.
"Ugh Bryan! This isn't a beybattle so you can't attack the blader!" Tala said as he held his abdomen.
"You're right. I'm not attacking a blader. I'm attacking a complete fool who started this in the first place!" Bryan snapped.
"I don't see you helping!" Ian said.
"What did you do? Just plop the girl in the dish. Oh yeah, great idea, so then when we beyblade we'd smell like human waste." Spencer said sarcastically.
"At least I did SOMETHING! Look at you, bunch of wimps! You're so dumb it's like you're not even human!' Ian shouted.
D. Boys: .................. "We AREN'T human!"
"Well, SO?!"
"You are a tiny cyborg that has an even smaller brain in your pathetic body!" Spencer growled.
"At least I'm not some big oaf who doesn't HAVE a brain like Bryan who is a mindless zombie!"
"Speak for yourself! You're just as mindless as everyone else!"
"SHUT UP, ALL OF YOU!!!" Tala broke the argument. He huffed and poked each of his team members in the chest constantly. "Look at you, you children! You're just as loud and squeaky as my rubber duckie!"
"A rubber duckie?" they all inquired.
Tala looked around nervously. "Uh, um, never mind that!"
"Hey, where's that weird kid?" Ian looked at the beydish and nearly vomited on Bryan's shoes.
"Ugh, oh, Boris is not going to like this..." Spencer shielded his eyes from the horrible sight.
"Hn. Oh well. So the girl is gone, that's good." Tala breathed a sigh of relief. They suddenly heard a loud crash.
"What now?!" Bryan snarled viciously and headed in the direction of the sound.
He gasped as he saw what was there. Chi miraculously broke the glass containing the live bit beasts.
"Run away! You're free now! Go go go!" She started shooing them, but the animals just lay flat on the ground as dead as doornails.
The rest of the Demolition Boys walked in and gaped in surprise. Tala just slapped his forehead. "How are we going to explain THIS?"
"We?! Correction. YOU! You started it. I've been trying to tell you that ever since you brought this mess into our happy lives." Spencer threw his hands in the air.
"You never had a happy life. What now?" Ian asked.
"Well? What does it look like? We put the animals back where they were and patch up the glass! Boris will never notice." Bryan said.
"Then what about the other animal?" Tala said. They didn't have to ask which animal that was.
"We'll do rock paper scissors to see who will take care of her and anything." Ian suggested. The Demolition Boys agreed and held out there hands.
"Rock, paper, scissors!"
All the boys but Bryan got scissors, and he had paper. "WHAT?! Ah, just my luck! I'll get you, my uglies, and your little dog too!" Bryan shook his fist.
"Not a chance. You're not taking my Wolborg." Tala protected his beyblade in his pocket.
Bryan kept muttering and walked out of the room. "Uh, Bryan, you seem to be missing something." Ian pointed at Chi, who was still trying to shoo the bit beasts away.
Bryan came back with a leash in his hands. He walked over to the little girl and looped the leash over her head.
"Ooooh... Am I gonna be a doggie now?" Chi asked.
"Yes. Now come on you little wiener." Bryan tugged the leash and Chi happily obliged. While dropping to her feet, she drooled on Bryan's feet.
"Ugh, stop that!"
"But doggies do that all the time." Chi said innocently.
"Come on! I'm going to go see what's in this Abbey to keep you amused." With that the grumpy Demolition Boy trudged out of the room with the hydrant seeking 'dog'.
"Okay, at least we got the better deal." Spencer said hopefully.
"I wouldn't be so sure..." Tala said as he started to haul some of the animals back to their places. Spencer shrugged and helped while Ian lifted seven of them by the legs and threw them over his shoulder.
D. Boys: O.o
::{Back with Bryan and his... Dog...}::
"Now what do you want to do?" Bryan crouched down to the eye level of Chi.
"Woof!"
He sighed exasperatedly. "I SAID, what do you want to do?"
"Arf!"
"Stupid baby! You're not a dog! You're an annoying kid."
"Grrrr..."
Without warning Chi latched her jaws on Bryan's arm. "Ouch! Get off!" He waved his arm in the air with Chi flying along with it, not letting go.
He finally gave up and sighed, with the hyperactive 'child?' gnawing on his arm.
'This is going to be a LONG day.' Bryan thought.
::{Back to the other Demolition Boys}::
Tala stepped back to admire his work. The tube was fixed with glue oozing out of it. "It's not the best, but it'll have to do."
Spencer looked at it. "I find a cube much more appealing than a cylinder." He pointed to his fixed 'tube' that really wasn't a tube... It was a glass box with glue also sticking out of it holding an animal inside.
"No, pyramids are better." Ian looked at his three pyramids holding animals inside them. It was perfectly glued together and wasn't messy like Tala's or Spencer's.
"Who would've thought that shorty did more than us?" Spencer stared.
"That's five down, 47 more to go..." Tala noted.
::{Back with Bryan and his... Dog...}::
*sigh* Bryan put his cheek in his palm as he stared into complete nothingness while the little vampire was still chewing his arm.
"You know, it would've been better if we built a fire hydrant here to keep her distracted."
Chi finally spit Bryan's arm out and grinned, showing razor sharp, white teeth.
"Had a good meal? Good. THAT'LL BE YOUR LAST!" Bryan started spanking her in the rear.
"I don't know if your parents did this to you, but you sure as well deserve it!!"
Chi just stayed still for a minute then began to cry. She had never been punished before.
"Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!! I want my mommy! Stranger! Stranger! STRANGER!!! Aaaaaaaaahhh!!"
Bryan stopped and held his ears and squinting his eyes. "Then go to your mother! I don't wanna hear your stupid whining! Go away!"
Chi stopped crying almost instantly. She waddled over Bryan and gave him a crushing hug.
"Barney always said that forgiving people is always the right thing to do, so I'm doing something right! I forgive you." Chi hugged Bryan even tighter. (A/N: If it was a human he/she would've been dead by then)
The poor cyborg was suffocating. "Okay, okay! Let... Go... Now..." He struggled from her grip, but no avail. He sighed. "I will kill that purple dinosaur."
::{ Back to the other Demolition Boys}::
The Demolition Boys finally finished and clapped their hands together in approval. Nothing bad was going to happen to them. Right?
Just then Boris walked in the room. "Ah, perfect timing, Boris, sir! We took good care of the Abbey just as you were gone shopping!" Tala said a bit nervously.
"Hmmm..."Boris surveyed the area looking at the glass tubes, cubes, and pyramids. Blobs of glue dripped from Tala's and Spencer's creations.
He looked at the beydish with suspicion.
Spencer sweated nervously. 'I knew we should've cleaned that up...'
Still, Boris kept on walking until he stopped dead in his tracks. ".......Tala...Spencer....Ian...."
"Y-Yes sir?" Tala gulped.
"YOU IDIOTS! YOU KILLED BARBIE!" Boris picked up the headless doll and cradled it. It looked smashed.
"HOW COULD YOU?!"
Ian face faulted. "Is that all?"
Boris turned to him and tried to pick him up by the shirt, but couldn't. "Lighten up on the snacks! Anyway, what do you mean, 'Is that all?'?!?! You, you murdered the only girl who loved me!"
"I'm SURE that's the only one..." Spencer murmured.
"All of you! Do my chores for an entire month! You hear me?!"
"But sir-" Tala was interrupted.
"Don't 'sir' me! It's MASTER now. Hurry up! I still need to go to the hair salon!" Boris commanded.
D. Boys: -_-U "Yes, sir. Where shall we start?"
Boris took out a giant mallet from out of nowhere and smacked it on their heads.
"Ow! What was that for?!" Tala rubbed his head.
Boris smacked him again. "It's MASTER."
"Fine! Where shall we start, MASTER?" Spencer crossed his arms.
"You'll start, by cleaning up the beydish... With cheap napkins! Mwahahahahaha!!"
D. Boys: "But Boris!"
He smacked them each on the head again.
D. Boys: x_x "Yes, master..."
::{Back to Bryan}::
Poor Bryan had to play with Chi and her baby games for an hour. He sighed as he sipped imaginary tea.
"More tea, Brianna?" Chi happily dressed Bryan up in the most ridiculous clothes.
Bryan pounded his head on the wooden table various times until he was close to amnesia.
"If you poison it I would. What better way to get away from this..." he said while his head was still stuck on the table.
Chi gasped. "I think somebody else is here! Maybe he'll play with me!" Chi rushed outside to greet the new person.
Bryan breathed a sigh of relief. "Yeah! I'm free!" Bryan followed Chi into the room.
Tala looked up from cleaning. He made a weird look at Bryan. "How may I help you, er, ma'am?"
Bryan glared at Tala and turned to see Boris laughing his head off. "Welcome back sir."
Boris looked in his direction and took out the almighty mallet. He whacked him hard. Now Bryan REALLY had amnesia.
"Huh? Who am I? Am I Santa Claus?" Bryan swerved dizzily and giggled like a complete idiot.
"No, you're the tooth fairy." Spencer said sarcastically.
"Oh..." Bryan hiccupped.
"Who is this child?" Boris looked at Chi.
She screamed. "The Boogey Man! Go back under my bed! I won't look!" she ran over to Tala and clutched his leg.
Ian smirked. "You're right. He is scary."
Boris whacked him over the head. "I'll be even scarier if you don't address me as master!"
"Whatever..." Ian grumbled.
Boris whacked him in the head three more times.
Ian growled. "That is it old man! I'm tired of your stupid mallet and your stupid face, your stupid hair and your stupid goggles. I've had it!!" he swiped the mallet from Boris and with a mighty swing, he sent him flying off to Mars, where he belonged.
(A/N: 'Bout time someone did that! Ugh, Boris you sick old man! Hurting the Demolition Boys? How uncouth.)
"Fore!" Ian said smiling.
Spencer whistled. "You think he made it to the moon?"
"Nah. Even farther."
Bryan was attempting to pull out Tala's teeth at the moment.
"What are you doing?!" Tala tried to pull Bryan off, but no such luck.
"I am the tooth fairy! Gimme your teeth so you will be rich! GIMME!!" Bryan tried desperately to yank Tala's teeth out by using pliers.
"Ah! No! My beautiful white teeth! I brushed and flossed them just this morning!"
Spencer just shook his head. "You can do that here but do NOT embarrass us in public."
Tala finally broke free of Bryan's grip and panted. "That is the last straw!" he looked at Chi. "YOU! I can't stand anymore of you either!"
He took out the package box and pushed Chi inside it. He duck taped it ten times more than Kai did and stamped 'RETURN TO SENDER'. He puffed and looked at Ian expectantly.
"My pleasure." Ian grinned. He raised the mallet as high as it would go and swung. "FORE!" Spencer looked at Ian. "This ISN'T golf you know." Ian only shrugged but stepped to the side as Bryan threw his body to the duo in attempt to yank out their teeth.
"I have the power! I am the TOOTH FAIRY! Ahahahahahahahahahaha!!!"
Tala sighed. "This is not going to be pretty."
::{Somewhere over the rainbow...}::
Oliver hummed happily as he was watering his beautiful flowers with his beautiful self, in his beautiful garden in his beautiful home.
He looked up to find a dark object soaring above him.
"What is that? A UFO?" He gasped as it was going to land on his head. "INCOMING!!!!"
DUN DUN DUN!
To be continued.......................
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Aha! This is where 'Babysit' truly ends! But the 'to be continued' ain't for nothin'. Should I write the sequel? Will Oliver be crushed by this mysterious object hovering above his head? Will I get a better brain? Don't answer that last question.
Anyway, again, I'm sorry I took so long to update. Hope you forgive! And I was VERY surprised that a lot of you liked my OC! I don't like OCs myself very much.
Angel Bryan: No, they only dislike Mary Sues.
Ah yes. Kill them all! They're so perfect and lovey-dovey... Just torture for the beybladers. Meet a pretty girl and fall immediately in love... Typical OC story unless it's about a boy.
Anyway, Hope to hear feedback from you. I'm still deciding if I should make the sequel or not. Want me to? It'll be hectic!
Until next time and thank you all for reading and reviewing this fanfic! THE END FOR NOW!!!!!!!!!!!! *takes a bow*
